You're saving yourself for the right woman, aren't you user?

You're saving yourself for the right woman, aren't you user?

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>men literally have to use a death grip to masturbate
It's like, wow, you're already low on sensitivity because of your circumcision, and then you do this to yourself.

of course my penis is for my future GF not random sluts

If that's what your penis looks like, you might want to get tested to see if you're a tree.

>You're saving yourself for the right woman, aren't you user?
y-yes of course

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Types 3-4 are objectively best for eating, convince me wrong
>he eats his bananas fucking unripe

But they're mushy. A woman will not expirience any pleasure from a mushy penis. They want a rock hard penis like the first banana.

I guess you could say that. But that picture is ridiculous, banana number 3 is best, then 4, then 2, and 1 is outright disgusting as shit.

>eating that starchy shit when you could be tasting the sweet but refined taste of a barely-ripe banana
not based

>she likes uncircumcised bananas
Yuck, imagine the peel feel.

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Lmao, guys aren't going to stop masturbating any sooner than femoids will stop whoring themselves out like the sacs of meat they are.

Weak thread, weak b8, fuck off and die OP.

Trufemcels needs to come up with their own shit. The fact they just still braincels stuff and edit it really shows how derivative and better off they are compared to men.

Also fucking lmao at having the virgin dick being an unripe banana and worse than a dick that's had sex. Can't help but show their hand that even as theoretical women virgins they hate virgin men

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>>men literally have to use a death grip to masturbate
This honest to god. Porn addiction/desensitization, deathgrip, and dry scarcock are way too frequent. The roast beef thing is bullshit but deathgrip is a real and serious problem.

You just know an angry woman made this thinking that she'd outrage men and give them a taste of their own slut shaming medicine.

Slut shaming only works if you actually believe you're a slut and you're already ashamed of it.

>death grip
I just hump pillows.

genitals naturally darken over age. that said you can also bruise your cock from going too hard with sex or masturbation.

All the women who complain that men don't want to wife a slut and say "W-Well what if a woman wants a virgin male! I got you there ha" all I have to say is, just start demanding it sweetheart, I'm sure many men would be happy to oblige, it's actually healthier to NOT fuck around before marrying someone

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>tfw have had sex with five different women
>tfw I'm a male roastie apparently

>male roastie apparently
"apparently"

>low on sensitivity because of your circumcision,
Not me
AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>male roastie
What is the term for male roasties?

Yes user, I'm not a filthy hypocrite who condemn others for sins I do.

wurstie

What does that refer to?

I unironically am

This comment was also somehow not original enough

>You're saving yourself for the right woman?

You fell for the virgin meme.

Peni do not work this way, roast

They're just attention whores. Think about the word femcel for a second, they're both telling you they're a girl and latching onto cel hype. There's not a single real "femcel" it's purely a cooperative of internet attention whores. not that they aren't ugly, they're often fugly even, but that makes no difference because they for at least 6 years now even ugly girls drown in attention.

Dark discolored sausage penis with a tough film around it.

Took you a while to figure out how to make that an insult huh

They kinda do, your cock gets rougher and more leathery the more friction there is on it. If you deathgrip your cock through sex acts that can happen.

So chads penis is eternally green. huh guess I learm something new everyday

Not him and didn't mean to reply

>They kinda do
No, they don't. This is what happens when sex education is provided more funding in america.
>your cock gets rougher and more leathery the more friction there is on it
hahahahahaha

Wow, this virgin with a ruined penis sure showed them!

wurstie is bratwurst