Shat myself

Joshua Diaz
Joshua Diaz

I was doing squats In my home gym(thank god) and i felt something nasty in my boxers, I racked the bar and dropped my boxers and a shit chunk was smeared there, I tossed the boxers and took a 30 minute shower, mostly scrubbing my ass.
Now the whole squat rack smells like shit and my boxers and dignity are ruined.

Any way to prevent this from happening again?

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Dylan Young
Dylan Young

Use your squat plug dumbass.

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Chase Hughes
Chase Hughes

But then I’d get shit all over it, or even worse, launch it like a shit powered missile

Gavin Roberts
Gavin Roberts

Ive seen similar stories on this board like this. Why is it so hard to keep you poop in you butt?

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Luke Moore
Luke Moore

dum-dum babbys whose mommies didn't teach them to manage their excretions properly
fucking GO USE THE CAN before training you moron seriously were some of you raised by wolves or something?

Chase Carter
Chase Carter

I hadn’t had breakfast and drank 2 cups of coffee, which makes me shit.
I thought since I hadn’t eaten anything, it wouldn’t cause me to poop but I was wrong

Colton Edwards
Colton Edwards

That's the whole purpose otherwise you end up shitting in the squat rack. Besides you can run it through the dishwasher.

Christian Green
Christian Green

are you retarded? do you think the squat plug is a gay meme shit or something wtf

Jaxon Nguyen
Jaxon Nguyen

What the fuck.
Even after the shower I still rub my asshole and it smells like shit, I even cleaned the inside with one of those pump things.
Why won’t the smell go away? Did it get impregnated or something?

Lucas Hall
Lucas Hall

Rub some nail polish remover on your butthole

Jeremiah Hughes
Jeremiah Hughes

Get one of these. Works fine for almost every powerlifter - unspoken secret.

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Colton Gomez
Colton Gomez

BASED AND REDPILLED

CHECKED

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Isaac Gonzalez
Isaac Gonzalez

Who the fuck wears boxers?

Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas

Reduce the fibre you vegan faggot, start eating more meat

Henry Taylor
Henry Taylor

C-can that really be done...?

Carson Morales
Carson Morales

You were literally asking for it. Try taking a shit before squatting next time.

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

I doubt such a short scrubbing and enema will clear the decades worth of shitstink right from your ass sphincter. I imagine you'd have to eat very specifically and clean constantly if you don't want any smell at all.

Cooper Watson
Cooper Watson

Because its Jow Forums
The losers who's inhabit this board have autism

Chase Flores
Chase Flores

sometimes I think the muscles just deteriorate. that's basically what happened with me

be little kid
play LEGOs 24/7 in room, hate having to stop
start holding my shits in as long as possible
works like a charm, LEGO time increased 150%
ff to adulthood
hold shits in all the time no prob
sit at desk watching YouTube after the gym
have to take massive protein shit
clench asscheeks just like the hundreds of times I've done it before
feel it's not working
shit squishes out through the bottom of my asscheeks and directly into sweatpants
dribbles down my legs onto the floor

Easton Jones
Easton Jones

I hope everyone ITT dies.

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Charles Mitchell
Charles Mitchell

Wait until father time finds you, you lil zoomer faget

Jason Russell
Jason Russell

I'm mid-30s. Is that old enough to shit myself yet?

Kevin Roberts
Kevin Roberts

You would be surprised but this is a weekly thread on here

Easton Williams
Easton Williams

/shatg/ Shat Myself General #2 Squat Plug Missile edition

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

Why does every story where someone shits them self have them toss the underwear? I paid good money for these bitches, so you can bet I'm scrubbing it out and shoving it in the wash.

Robert Jones
Robert Jones

lmao it's literally, unironically a cope

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