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Christian Sullivan
Christian Sullivan

No crab bucket mentality edition

Girl from church asked me for my number. Google "church singles group" and you'll find a bunch of 20 somethings lead by some boomer family from the local church and the ratio is 1:4 guys to girls who basically throw themselves at you. Only to took took 4 or 5 meetups (once a week) for the girls to get comfortable with me as the new guy.

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Andrew Carter
Andrew Carter

She is an Agriculture major so I just made jokes about the estrogen she is putting into my food trying to make me lose my gains. Called her Monsanto all last night.

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Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

How the fuck is that a mire you dumb fuck, she is fucking fat and you are obviously balding, might wanna cover the picture better bruh

No hate

Ryan Brown
Ryan Brown

I can’t see anything from these pics m8
The convos have no mire at all though. Did you or did you not fug

Juan Howard
Juan Howard

just teasing you
You fucked up there.

Evan Morris
Evan Morris

What part of No Crab Bucket Mentality edition did you not understand? Getting a girl giving you her phone number means SOMETHING was mired. Whether it was gains or something else.

Carter Brown
Carter Brown

I just made jokes about the estrogen she is putting into my food
No way

Evan King
Evan King

she sounds retarded. why are you excited about a retarded girl?

Jayden Bell
Jayden Bell

you sound so deep in friendzone I would feel bad for you if you didn't sound like such a dick

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Aiden Morales
Aiden Morales

alled her Monsanto all last night.
I laughed, user.

Jackson Perez
Jackson Perez

manipulating some braindead god fearing girl
I’m not impressed but good for you

Jaxson Allen
Jaxson Allen

fat pseudo-Christian horse girl
Woah dude that's really awesome

Brayden Ramirez
Brayden Ramirez

"no hate"
post is full of hate

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Jacob Smith
Jacob Smith

There's likely a reason they're single, and the guy to girl ration is 1:4.

Have fun with your platonic harem OP.

Jack Stewart
Jack Stewart

I just made jokes about the estrogen she is putting into my food trying to make me lose my gains
Jesus, imagine being the type of person to bring up Jow Forums memes in casual conversation with actual people.

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Sebastian Williams
Sebastian Williams

damn it must feel good to have this happen to you

Lucas Richardson
Lucas Richardson

Yep. She hated that I bought organic milk and said I was stupid for falling for the marketing campaign at which point I said "how much did Monsanto pay you to say that?" With a playful tone.
All girls are retarded
Friendzone? We are using the GroupMe app for messaging for the church group and she went out of her way to offer me her phone number when I could have just messaged the info to her over the app.
All girls are braindead, fear the ones that aren't.
Psuedo Christian? You're right about the horse girl part tho. She crazy.

Tyler Price
Tyler Price

She looks fat bro, look at her arms

Christian Barnes
Christian Barnes

Imagine being so insulated here that you dont realize that "gains" and "estrogen in food" are normie talking points

Kevin Bennett
Kevin Bennett

These threads suck. It's all about losers pulling fatties where are the casanovas and the daring exploits?

Christian Baker
Christian Baker

"gains" and "estrogen in food" are normie talking points
Do you live in the middle hicktown, USA? Here in an actual city you'd get these looks and become "that guy."

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Joshua White
Joshua White

Ye a little bit. Proportional though, wears it well. I don't have an Instagram or FB so I don't have any other pics of her. Solid 5/10 but she got my humor which gives her a bonus point.

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

You can say whatever you want, long as the delivery is right and you own it.

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

About an hour west of Dallas. So yeah, easy going, Southerners.

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

He doesn't realize people talk about him behind his back
If you talk about creepy shit, it doesn't matter how confident you think you seem, you're gonna be the creep

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

This Guy gets it and has the Alpha mentality. When Will fit learn it’s Not about What you say But rather How you say it.

Kayden Butler
Kayden Butler

First time in a while since I dumped my ex two years ago. Luckily found this church group and just have been able to put myself out there around more girls my age and it was bound to happen eventually. Wasn't going to find the type of girl I'm looking to start a family with at the gym most likely.

Gavin Turner
Gavin Turner

Horse girl
Nah

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Jose Mitchell
Jose Mitchell

having the sentence structure of that of an actual 12 year old and capitalizing random words
giving advice

pls leave

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Lincoln Green
Lincoln Green

Alpha mentality
Neurotic Jew and or normal Female Herd mentality
"Oh GAWD what are they saying about me behind my back?? :("

Thomas Harris
Thomas Harris

Post body you cancerous retard. The fact that you pursue the capitalization of his words instead of the actual discussion already tells us you don’t lift.

Xavier Stewart
Xavier Stewart

t. the creep
I've banged multiple women by shittalking you behind your back

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Colton Sanchez
Colton Sanchez

jowforums.com/thread/50439200/fitness
jowforums.com/thread/50423130/fitness

You're a moron and you shouldn't breed

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

I would knock you the fuck out Americuck inbred fatty.

Isaiah Sanchez
Isaiah Sanchez

I got to Normie University and people absolutely know about onions and estrogen

Jonathan Torres
Jonathan Torres

i've banged multiple women by acting like a woman
that's proof that you haven't

Oliver Hughes
Oliver Hughes

cashier sak how tall i am
idk, about 6'5-6'6
damn, you look a lot taller
isn't it dope to be taller than everybody else?
The real kicker is that I made some small talk with a complete stranger without effort or any sperging and kept a smile the whole time that I didn't consciously force.
My autism is slowly getting cured and I have no idea why. Great shit, gives me hope.

Jason Foster
Jason Foster

Not that guy, but you'd be surprised how well it works to fuck random thots. He'll never be able to keep a woman like that, though. Even if he bags one, she'll 100% cheat on him very fast.

Dominic Butler
Dominic Butler

Keep it up, user. Great work!

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Ayden Clark
Ayden Clark

Of course a dead average chubby girl gets your humor. Let us know when a 9/10 girl does the same, that is noteworthy.

Wyatt Ward
Wyatt Ward

thank, fren

Benjamin Allen
Benjamin Allen

It's not a give in that avg girls get a guy who is out of their leagues humor. They can laugh but if they can't dish it out then they don't GET the humor. This one managed to keep the jokes going on her own volition so it's an honest extra point to her favor.

Adrian Young
Adrian Young

idk, about 6'5-6'6
damn, you look a lot taller
implying 6'5 isnt already fucking gigantic, is that cashier a retard or something

Nathan Bell
Nathan Bell

This is true. R vs K strategies. You can hoe around but don't expect loyalty.

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