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have we a current night image?, edition

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bit of an odd film this, lads
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>january still isn't over yet
It hurts so much lads.

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another night time kiss for the lads

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>have we a current night image
sagari is balls deep in boy bum so no

very much am a let down

>sept, oct, nov, dec all pass by incredibly fast
>january hanging around forever

fuck me

>bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006mk1s/contact
Apparently I have to pick 3 specialist subjects I thought Mastermind only had 1 specialist subject? My choices will be
>Mercedes-Benz cars from 1990-present day
>Mercedes-Benz cars from 2000-present day
>Mercedes-Benz cars from 2010-present day

its because it knows we're waiting for RE2

Can't wait to throttle Yazim outside spoons

3 specialist subjects
>Lee Anthony Hoyland
>Ebin
>Harold Shipman

really fancy some old fashioned hot cocoa desu

sat by a roaring fire in a countryside cottage

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Brexit is 1753 hours away :]

He's moved on to bigger and better things. Can't blame the lad

>Brexit is 1753 hours away from being cancelled

Are you going to apply too?

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How fucked are we now lads!

And its all because of a german gargoyle

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wish i was good at KSP

t.brainlet

Too many posts I'm going to bed

h-haha steady on lads, one post at a time

May will be ousted tomorrow
Brexit is fucked
And whilst the liberals cheer
We are witnessing modern fasicm
Denying the will of 17.4 million people

Cities will burn violently

Just wondering what sort of miracle its gonna take for me to lose my virginity tbqh.

Just don't worry about it man, being a virgin is a good thing, you're pure

In the eyes of god maybe but I'm not religious. To everyone else it is looked down on.

No they won't because we'll have another vote and we'll vote to just quietly retract article 50.

Sex is fun but losing your virginity isn't a big deal. It's neither something to be proud or ashamed of

Dad told me how he remembers when Trump won the presidency. It's 9/11 but flipped. I think he was getting that the two events coincide.
That isn't even correct because it took place on the 8th.

Did you ever see guys that you and your friends said were creeps and realise that you're one of them now

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You don't need a miracle lad, just money.

>Itchy-ass bites on my hands and feet
>no idea where they came from

Why the fuck am I getting bug bites in January lads, i'm feeling shite enough as it is.

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what a load of normie bollocks.
I swear I think I a have heard it all sometimes but no, another one comes along.

Just woke up
So is Brexit not happening?

yes, thats me now for sure.

You could tell the average brexit voter we'd been out for a year and they wouldnt know the difference

This desu only rich people get to have sex

bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/931fb95e-039c-44db-a8f0-67bbd61fa30e

>it is illegal to pursue a relationship at work

>oh! leave result was not what we were expecting!
>we'll just deny the people and hold another referendum hoping things go our way this time

Thinking they could have the audacity? please lad

People who say "I still think it's 2010" are liars and idiots

Had to decide if i wanted to be an organ donor today.

Decided against it because i couldn't be sure it wouldn't end up going to a you-know-what.

i miss the radio lids but i understand why they stopped.
i hate britfeel too.

too many wallowing in their own filth and happy to do so forever, nobody wants to better themselves, maybe im wrong and its all futile

It's true though, I lost my virginity a couple weeks ago.

Yes mate that's exactly what the article is about

I unironically thought we were still in 2018 the other week.

i still like to pretend its 2009 when i can get away with it desu, not that often anymore though

>i hate britfeel too
I know bro remember the good old days when we arrived in June 2017?

kill yourself radio nonce

House of Commons rejecting this deal is a great thing btw lads. Especially by this margin. Things look very bright now, hopefully a crash will come soon so property will be cheap to buy

i hate being a wage slave but without a job I could not support myself and end up homeless on the street, why life is so unfair? neets in australia and other countries get comfy neetbux from which they can live nicely

spoken like a true normie as well

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How does one make these distorted face videos?

Dumb normie shite and that nigga should put a shirt on

Not good lids. Went to the bowls for the first time tonight and I got ignored off everybody. One guy even went out his way to put me off joining saying they didn't need another player.

Why do I even bother trying to be sociable when everyone is mean.

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Which may did your MP vote, /britfeel/?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46885027

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>this is what normies find funny
Fucking hell

take the test you bigot
it's illegal to compliment someone's perfume
but wearing perfume isn't sexual harassment (???)

arseholes, how come they were being like that?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46885027
based loyal back MP

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its a fucking old mans sport of course they don't like other people.

*Meant to say which way

Upskirting is illegal now, lads

Literally helper user

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Bloody sharia law creeping in ffs

HOW DARE THEY HURT MY FREN HELP HELPER LET ME AT 'EM LAD

Fuck it dude, just go bowling

>match lass on Tinder
>talk all evening on snapchat
>realise after half an hour that I just want to be left alone and do my own shit
are women, dare I say it, a meme?

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gf cheated on me lads
can't believe she lied for so long and can't believe I trusted her

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>trusting women
>ever
LOL AMIRITE LADS

>Upskirting is illegal now, lads
Political correctness gone mad I tell ye

i never really arrived desu outside of making the occasional cry for help post over the past couple of years ive never been around long enough to let myself sink into the board culture.
my life is about as much of a fuck up as you can imagine outside of being blind, disabled, in jail etc and whenever i come here to feel like im not alone, i end up having to stop myself, as theres too many that seem to enjoy how fucking justed they are.
i dont enjoy it, i dont enjoy sleeping 18 hour days, dont enjoy hiding from the world, dont enjoy being alone for years, i dont like making jokes about it. nobody would say they do but inside theyve been conditioned to embrace it for precious you's and feeling part of a team, thing is anyone who is happy to wallow in shit their whole life isnt me, i dont want to be the same forerver no matter how inauthentic another lifestyle would be

britfeel does though.
somebody posts an obvious outreach for help like itt
>very much am a let down
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if they had posted
>new paki girl in greggs is tidy af
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its shit and i hate britfeel because of it, youve all socialised your shit lives. itd be like putting rats in a cage and only rewarding the ones that bit other rats with food, eventually they all do it, the food is fucking (You)'s

welcome to cheated on club

forget her, move on and get someone you deserve like a cute bf

my method is in my local park with a small mirror on the end of a stick

my cover story is that I'm looking for a lost quadcopter in the bushes

Well I don't look down on it! I see virginity as virtuous and something to be cherished. Too often these days do people just throw it away without consideration. To give your virginity to someone special to you is very important I think. Don't feel bad lad, just because some guys treat losing their virginity as a competition doesn't mean there's any reason for you to feel bad about it, or that you're in some way incomplete for being a virgin. You're not, you should be proud of your virginity, it's a really special thing and you have the good fortune of still being able to give it to someone you love.

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should be permissible to kill cheats
male or female.

>kill cheats
in sports and stuff?

I think they were just being territorial. Probably nervous incase I take their place in the team. There were a few decent people but most of them didn't even bother to say hello to me or ask my name.

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I'm not a virgin because I want to be. Its not really normal to be a virgin will into your 20's

not gay senpai but desu men would be so much easier
none of the random crying and emotional games
i don't want another girl tho bc i'll just get backstabbed again
hurts even more bc she said she'd marry me on the spot if I asked her but still found it in her to go fuck another guy
I was going to throw a brick through his window and destroy his car but he'd know it was me
how else can i fuck up his life?

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man i love this pirate thing. it's shit tier probably but for a numpty like me i'm well chuffed how it's turned out. well turning out. still doing the dictionary and have come across a problem (for me, probably those in the know may chuckle), if i exit notepad i don't think I can then get back on it if i want to add anything to the dictionary. there must be a way
spliff time and a google search i think is needed
int learning brilliant. i mean i'm only copy and pasting stuff and really haven't a clue but i think i'd like to learn more about this

Got accepted for a 35,000/year job today lads.

In high school/college I was a complete bully victim. Now the tables have turned and I'm a manager.

To be fair 35k isn't a lot but at least I'm doing better than most.

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the next step is to buy a deanobox

>men never play emotional games
kek

Why not fuck up her life instead?

I mean like cheating on a partner, adultery.

just let him have her for your revenge, once a cheater always a cheater. he'll be crying in 2yrs time when shes cheated on him

>women are real

hahahhahahaha nobody actually believes this right

Monogamy is a load of bollocks though

mate gay blokes are just as bad if not worse than women.

>35k
can be comfy if you live sensibly

she'll probably kill herself anyway
she's suicidal and I was her rock, now she has nobody
she should've thought of that before she whored herself out
and the guy she cheated with also had a girlfriend who is now heartbroken

>Taking it out on the lad
Chances are he didn't even know about you. Not much point taking it out on him, she's the one that decided to cheat on you.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
open the file with notepad
WOOOOOOHOOOOOHOOOOOO
\0/

he knows us both and he had a girlfriend of his own

Yeah, it's basically 2300/month. I could mortgage alone if I wanted to.

Dunno what a deanobox is lad

>but most of them didn't even bother to say hello to me or ask my name
Did you say hello to them and ask their name?

Thats fine, don't enter into a relationship then.

It takes longer for some people than others. Just keep your chin up and try not to dwell on it too much, it will probably happen if you just focus on other aspects of your life. I think if you get into the mindset of 'I'm a virgin, I'm a virgin, this isn't normal' it will be quite hard to actually lose your virginity because you'll be inhibited by the negative thoughts. I appreciate that it's frustrating for you though. Remember at least you're not the only one, it's an increasingly prevalent state for modern men to be in. Just look at all the male virgins you can see online.

it less stress bro
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just go to a prostitute and get the job done.
they probably deal with virgins all the time

I will, but I'll have a little thing on the side too, nothing wrong with it

Go cheat on her with the guy she cheated on you with then