Sent guy friend winking emoji

Because you use monotonous texting to signal that you don't like them.

Can you be my goth gf?
Reading all these relationship failures have felt refreshing. Hope it's not a larp.

>refreshing
Glad. And no, this is real. I posted a bunch of stuff last night.

I'm out for a run now, I'll think of some more when I get back.

Have a nice run, user!
Hope I can catch more of your stories later.

Hey! I came back early because I'm getting too sad and emotional.

#6

>Go on date with guy
>felt a little off to me
>still like him, though
>he texts me saying that it's not going to work out, hope we can be friends
>tell him I appreciate that
>start spiraling
>start going on about the power of friendship like a shonen protagonist
>talk no jutsu!
>continue spiralling
>start asking why exactly he doesn't like me because I really don't get it
>I'm average looking / can get dates based on cold approach, am sweet, am funnier than most people, am educated in a STEM field, can cook, have patrician taste, etc.
>"I MEAN SINCE WERE FRIENDS YOU CAN LET ME KNOW IM JUST CURIOUS"
>he leaves me on read
>hour later
>apologise for freaking out
>"I've had a lot of bad dates lately and I guess another rejection made me upset. I'm sorry for taking it out on you. That was selfish and immature. I really do hope we can be friends."
>"Yeah np, it's cool. We should hang out again sometime."
>ask him a week later if he wants to see a local band we both like
>left on read

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That's pretty sad, user, both the present and the past.
What STEM field are you in?

You are being rude.

i am a female and i can't get a single person to message me. stop being so ungrateful for the things that you have.

Hey, user. Nice digits. Did you have a nice day?

>living with male roommate
>one day he knocks on my door
>"hey, user, want to have sex?"
>holy fuck it's happening
>tell him I'm not down for sex, but I would be down to not be a khv anymore and makeout a bit
>"yeah, whatever user."
>we kiss once
>he tries taking off my shirt
>tell him I'm not ready for that
>we kiss for a second time
>he does it again
>I don't know why, but I make a rape joke about him being handsy
>he suddenly gets up
>vomits
>"Uh, dude are you okay?"
>"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
>run out
>knock on his door again
>"You alright, (roomie)?"
>"Yeah, yeah, I was just super drunk last night."
>"So do you need anything?"
>"No."
>"...I'd be down to actually makeout."
>"Yeah, no."
>"Okay."
>he's super mean to me for the rest of the time I was there
>sometimes I see him at work and he refuses to talk to me or smile
>find out later from his ex-girlfriend that he was violently sodomised as a kid by his uncle
>that weekend when he got drunk his uncle was in town

Anyway, I went from being a khv to a hv and all it cost me was triggering my roommate's PTSD.

Yeah, my life sucks.
>field
I don't want to say because my program is pretty small and it would easily be identifiable. Basically I do a bit of engineering and a bit of biology.

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Why you text guys who you do not want to fuck?
This is just wasting each others time.
Seriously I never did unasked, but I think next time I'll just be another asshole and send dickpics.
Better then starting to like a girl who just wants attention and "friendship".

Holy shit. What are the chances.

If your life was a show, I'd definitely watch it.
How bad of luck can you get in life?
How many mirrors did you break?

And it's alright. I doubt I'd be able to find your program. I was just interested, because I'm studying EE.

men and women can enjoy each other's company beyond just sex

Do you know about embryo selection and that sort of thing?

And both would enjoy time an opposite gender person who fucks them much more.

Why waste time on what you judged second-tier, oh gatekeeper?. If you already decided I am not good enough for your bedroom, do not waste my time and I won't waste yours.

#7

>be me
>go to see that Dick Cheney biopic Vice
>none of my friends wanted to see it
>go alone
>in line
>behind dude
>he's also seeing it
>he's also alone
>start talking to him
>he seems really cool
>keeps laughing at my jokes
>holy fuck maybe I have a chance with this guy
>keep trying to make him laugh
>I talk with my hands
>uppercut him straight in the fucking nose
>actually draw blood
>he doubles over
>"Ow, what the fuck?!"
>"Holy shit, are you okay?"
>"Ow..."
>"I am so sorry, it was an accident."
>people staring
>"I'm so sorry, uh...uh...I'll..uh...buy you nachos?"
>"Nachos? Are you fucking stupid?"
>"Sorr-"
>dude storms to the counter, grabs some napkins and walks away from me
>I awkwardly get some nachos
>go into theater
>he fucking glares at me from across the complex

All in all, Vice was a good movie and at least I know my gainz are coming in. Totally kicked that soiboi's ass.

Very bad odds has never stopped things from getting worse for me.

Thank you! I like drawing, I was thinking about making a comic called "Spinster Stories" about my life. Not just about romance, but in all the other ways fate seems set to cuck me into oblivion.

>EE
My sister studies that!

I have a couple credits in genetics, if that's what you mean. Why?

>incels
>actually wanting a relationship with women and not a hole to fuck
Nice meme, kiddo.

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now you're just making shit up. go pitch your shitty comedy scenarios to the exec's at NBC or something.

That's pretty presumptive. Here I was daydreaming about going on a canoe ride with you while playing music from Pat Conte's Secret Museum of Mankind on my phone.

We wanna fug. It's literally the reason we created society. We needed more time for fuggin

Surprised he would get hurt and upset by an accidental uppercut. I'd take the nachos as an apology.

No problem. Do you use a drawing tablet?

And EE is pretty fun and interesting. Lots of math, but that's normal for an Engineer.
What year is she in?

This happened 100%. I'm perplexed that you find it less believable than my roommate having a flashback to his Uncle excavating his butthole. Also,
>NBC

>presumptive
Have you been on this website? Obviously there are exceptions, but I don't think I need to spell out that this site isn't a monolith everytime I make a generalization.

>Pat Conte's Secret Museum of Mankind
Never heard of it.
amazon.ca/Secret-Museum-Mankind-Central-Vinyl/dp/B0057FL8JU This it? It looks cool, I'm always down for folk stuff, but most of my collection is British folk, with some occasional European outliers such as Norwegian folk songs. Although I've stopped collecting since my record player broke and I haven't got it fixed yet.

I was surprised too because I'm honestly a disgusting flabby failure.

>I'd take nachos
I told this to my sister, who picked me up, and she was like, "WOW WHAT AN ASSHOLE WHO DOESN'T WANT NACHOS".

>drawing tablet
Got one was a kid during my anime phase but that was years ago. I just paint and use pencil now.

>year
She's graduated. Although she ended up hating engineering and now she's trying to lose weight (we're not related, she's adopted and a literal landwhale) and does the MLM scams. Huge disappointment.

#8

>middle school
>ask friend in anime club out
>"Uh, I have a girlfriend in...Poland."
>"Oh, if you didn't have a girlfriend in Poland, would you date me?"
>he was obviously lying why did I do this to myself
>"No."

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Pics and timestamp. If you're in southern cali I'll go on a date with you. I'm listening to babymetal rn if that's any incentive.

holy shit you're like my dream girl. Will you be my wife?

I'm sure you aren't that bad. You're at least trying to get in shape, which is good.

Paint and pencil is nice, but you may like experimenting with your old tablet. You can do a lot of cool stuff with drawing programs.

That's horrible. Going through all that trouble of getting an EE degree and hating engineering. I don't understand how she can go from an engineer to falling for an MLM.
It's just really sad to think about. At least she's trying to get healthy. That's one good point.

And at least that was a quick rejection.

Not that it matters but I was referring to the radio show version.

wfmu.org/playlists/SM

>pics
Good way to get banned.

>Southern Cali
Good lord, how can you stand it?

It's because you're picturing a much prettier girl than I am.

>high school
>have crush on this drama student guy who looks like Heathers-era Christian Slater who is super smart and the only one who says anything that surprises me in debate club or philosophy class
>never talk to him because I'm convinced I stand no chance
>he orbits this popular drama Stacey
>I'm painting the backgrounds for the school play because I failed my audition
>Stacey sits down next to me and starts talking to herself
>eventually starts talking at me about her problems because I'm there and quiet
>she keeps talking to me
>we go to the smoke pit and I offer her a light
>"Man, user, (Crush) would be amazed that I'm really talking to you."
>"...really?"
>"Yeah, he thinks you're super cool. He's always talking about how you always have the best points in Mr.(philosophy teacher's)'s class."
>"S-seriously?"
>"Yeah."
>never do anything about it
>graduate
>go to college
>two years later I get a job in my old hometown's local university
>on my way home from work
>see Stacey
>"Oh my god, user!"
>"Hey Stacey."
>we chat
>she has two babies now
>we stop and get coffee
>"Hey, Stacey, you remember (Crush)?"
>"Yeah?"
>"What's he doing now?"
>"Oh, he's in (major city that I'm getting my degree in)."
>"S-seriously?"
>"Yeah! He mostly does theater because he's not really lead movie actor material, a lot of it is too experimental for my taste."
>heart instantly swells
>"Hey, uh, you know, since I'm in (city), you should, I mean you know, you should ask if he wants to get a beer sometime?"
>"Sure, I'll call him now."
>"Now?!"
>she has her phone out
>"Hey (Crush)! How you doing? I'm here with user from high school, she was just saying she lives in (city) and she wants to get a drink! Uh huh....uh huh....yeah, okay, bye!"
>"....Well?"
>"He says he doesn't remember you."

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More stories please. Im hooked.

together we could make a perfect 5!

#10

>middle school
>have had crush on a boy
>one day I'm walking to the swingset
>see him on his back crying with a bunch of other kids around him
>rush over
>he's hurt
>grab ice pack from my lunch box
>"Where are you hurt? Let me rub it for you."
>whole group of kids burst out laughing
>turns out he was hit in the balls by a mini-Stacey he kept trying to kiss

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#11

>same boy
>still middle school
>he really liked these cookies I baked
>decide to make him some for his birthday
>start to walk to his neighbourhood
>see him and a boy he was a friends with
>about to say hi when my name is mentioned
>can't help it
>I sit and listen
>"She's so fucking dumb."
>"Yeah."
>"She'd basically do anything I want. I bet she'd totally suck my dick. She's totally let me facefuck her cause she's that dumb."
>run away
>throw the cookies in the dirt
>never bake for the class again

Anyway, so I'm a 23 year old virgin.

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That's sad, user. I hope you find someone that truly cares and loves you one day.

You missed your chance with the Bathory guy I guess. At least you have good stories.

can I be your next little green dot?
WildAbra69#1639

#12

>get over crush on that dude for obvious reasons
>I got bullied out of math class in high school
>switched into art
>realise in senior year I want to be an engineer
>start taking science courses
>but it basically meant I was stuck doing not one
>but fucking two
>victory laps
>and I was supposed to be the "smart" kid
>that was like my one thing
>so obviously this fucking blew chunks

>anyway
>in my fucking second victory lap because life is pain
>working on an assignment with a friend who's doing a victory lap too
>take a break
>show her a funny internet video
youtube.com/watch?v=qJRKedSUHg4
>friend pauses it
>"Is that Stephen King?"
>as we talk, that boy walks in
>he is looking for a teacher to sign him a reference letter
>sees me
>"You're still here?"
>"Uh, well, yeah, I needed to get science credits to get into engineering and the school wouldn't let me skip a grade and it'sbetterthantakingcoursesatcollegeandspendingmone-"
>"Right. Have you seen Mr.Malone?"
>"Uh, he is in the construction class."
>"Great. Have fun watching...Deal or No Deal?"

>aren't that bad
You're probably right. If the cold approach works, chances are I'm passable.

So that just leaves my personality.

>tablet
Yeah! I've been meaning to try it again. You draw?

>hating Eng
Yeah, I'm flabbergasted.

>falling for an MLM
Good grades =/ brains.

>trying to get healthy
Right? My relatives all laugh at her. We went to a coffee shop and she paid extra for cream cheese but only got one side. When she complained, my female relatives all said she didn't need extra cream cheese. And yet I know for a fact that these same women throw a hissy fit and not tip if the waiter doesn't give them free grated Parmesan with their pasta. And also cream cheese is amazing.

>quick rejection
True, better than ghosting.

This sounds fucking awesome. Thanks, user.

Gotcha, user.

Thank you, and you.

He would have rejected me.

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That one was dumb.
Not the story I mean, the move.
She could have simply take a pic of you two and send it, hen go, "Hey remember user? She is in city and.."
Would have improved your chances like hell, and unless your name is odd af.. damn it was over two years, girl!

>Enjoying female company
Top fucking kek. Literally the only valuable thing females have are their roast beef flaps.

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Eh, I don't think she was being mean. No big deal.

>name is odd
It is. It's very weird. I won't say what it is, but basically my name is super white. And not cute American suburban white like "Mackenzie" or "Jacklyn". I mean like, "woman with a unibrow in a dirndl playing accordion". Think "Helga" or "Agnes".

#13

>be me
>meet a nice dude in one of my classes
>he tells everyone how smart and funny I am
>"And then I asked user, how did you do so well on the test, and she says 'I just read the textbook!' Isn't that funny?!"
>tall
>way more handsome than I even dreamed I could get with
>walks me to a cab when I'm tipsy, pays the fare, and demands I call him when I get home
>never had anyone be so nice to me
>always wants to hang out
>about to ask him out
>"...anyway so I got a job in South America and I'm leaving soon, thought you should know."
>"...oh."
>"What did you want to tell me?"
>"Nothing."
>see him on his way to the airport
>I'm with a friend
>hug him
>he says goodbye
>"I really liked him. Do you think I would have had a chance with him?"
>friend looks at me
>"No."

>spent his life begging a woman to marry him
>and fucking male and female hookers
>and then a woman revised his manuscripts when he died and published his works

Seriously user samefag this shit is incredible.

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have I finally stumbled upon ?

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All right, Gretel.
Still, pic could have saved the day
But you are one for odd luck, I give you that.

I've never heard of victory laps. I'm guessing it's extra classes after senior year. Are they still a semester long?

>Deal or No Deal
Sadly, he didn't know his game shows that well. Reminds me of teachers that took time to make subject-based Jeopardy games for us to play in High School. Those and Kahoot were pretty nice.

>personality
Maybe. Might need a special breed of guy to get along with.

>You draw?
I have a drawing tablet and have done some drawing. Mostly landscapes and of my ferrets. I haven't gotten back into the rhythm in a while.
Hope you get back into it!

>Good grades =/ brains
You're right, but I'd hope someone with a STEM degree could spot a scam. She really needs to get out of that MLM though.

>all laugh at her
That's really shitty. Crabs in a bucket. At least you're there to help her when she needs it.

>ghosting
I deal alright with ghosting now. If a conversation lasts for more than a month, I assume they probably won't ghost me. They'll probably say what the problem is, if something happens.

>Thank you, and you
Thank you

>"No."
Pottery

>pic related
?

>odd luck
Whenever bad things happen I just reassure myself with the fact they'll make great shitposts someday.

>semester long
Two. My life is shit.

>special breed of guy
I've tried all the special breeds and they're all not texting back.

>landscapes
Nice!
>ferrets
I cannot draw animals. A friend asked me to paint her cat. Did not work out well. I go to pet stores sometimes and draw animals there to improve.
>tfw there's a cute guy who works there
So what are ferrets like? I'm a cat person.

>modern STEM education
>teaching actual critical thinking skills
Nice meme.

>really shitty
You're telling me. It's insane how hard they mock her for being fat and then mock her for trying to lose weight.

>conversations with the opposite sex
>lasting more than a month
Okay Mr. Chad Thundercock, no need to humble brag you fucking normie.

>pottery
Every stanza rhymes with the last.

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do you have any contact info so I can get more of these stories as they unfold?

How fat are you?

Originalmente

>as they unfold
Thanks for the vote of confidence, dear user.

I'm pudgy. I'm about 15 lbs away from an "average" BMI. Go to the gym at least thrice a week.

you're such a good story teller! so no?

Redpill me on Bathory, I've only listed to Blood Fire Death.

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I would have played it on our nighttime canoe ride. While we rotated under a blanket of stars. Making innocent conversation. Gradually getting closer and more comfortable until you're enveloped in my arms. You feel safe and warm.

>Two
Nothing wrong with that. You got what you needed without paying for it.

>I've tried all the special breeds
Not yet. You haven't got to that point. You've got plenty of time to find a guy that can love you.

>Draw animals there to improve
That's pretty cool. Using references is key to getting the anatomy committed to memory.

>What are ferrets like?
They are sleeping half the time and bouncing around, getting into everything the rest of the time. I love cats. I'd like to get one maybe in a few years.

>Critical thinking
Maybe a meme, but I'm optimistic to strangers, especially peers. Doesn't always work well.

>They mock her
Really shows how inadequate they feel about their own lives, when they drag her down. I'm sure.

>Chad
If only

>Normie
More likely. I'm probably not wanted here, but it feels comfy sometimes, like now. I'm too idealistic in what I want from a relationship, in that we should enjoy each other's company and wish to be together.

It's been nice talking to you, user. Doubt you'll want to contact anyone from this thread. Really hope you have better luck with getting a lasting and loving relationship.
Sweet dreams

And Sweet dreams to everyone else in this thread.

Haha, thanks, I might end up making a comic to post in one of those /creative/ generals.

I'm no great metal connoisseur, I only started listening to them because I knew that they were a famous metal band and they covered Gustav Holst. I was mostly a heavy metal type of person and never really liked more derived genres. That sort of prompted me to listen to their entire discography. So in that sense, check out Twilight of the Gods, it was my first introduction to them. Also Hammerheart is nice.

Thanks for the sympathetic words, user, you seem really cool.

>I'm too idealistic in what I want from a relationship, in that we should enjoy each other's company and wish to be together.
Too idealistic. I know, that's my perspective, too.
>Oh, Lizzy! do anything rather than marry without affection.

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Thanks, I'll give it a shot. And if you're posting Melissa your tastes are in the right place. You don't need to worry about listening to every sub-genre, there's too many of them anyway.

well I enjoyed this thread, if you change your mind my discord is Reidan#2784

Kys tranny freak

I had no idea women get cucked like that.

I mean a picture of you and your friend send, could have save that day.
He could have recognized you, or simply thought "wow no idea, but what a qt!" and rushed to meet you. Ah well, hindsight.

any moar stories?

>text him a month later (I was busy) asking him to get drinks

HAHAHA you stupid roastie. You mean to tell me that in a whole month you, a young female of 21st century who spends quite some time online at least talking to your friends, didnt have the time to text him a bit? Fucking liar.

Also:
>asking him to get drinks
Translation:
>Can you invite me somewhere and pay for my drinks while you get almost nothing in return? Thanks Beta...

BONUS:
>huurr I had so much fun why doesnt he text me back right after our date

Feels bad, doesnt it bitch? Glad to see that that guy wasnt a beta orbiter and actually showed you the same behaviour you showed him. Roastie got roasted.

Nah, I'm sorry user, I'm quite sleepy.
>people thinking I'm a qt
Wild!

t. a teenaged boy who got left on read and who's mom asked him to take out the garbage

>even if I'm pssable physically
shoo shoo tranny

do you have a kik?
1234567890

So you look like his uncle?

>Dick Cheney biopic Vice
It looks more like a comedy than a biopic. Even if some events were based on truth, I bet it was very hollywooded up.

>getting rejected more than a dozen times
Jesus, you must be quite unattractive. Most robots give up long before they reach those kinds of numbers.

And that's sort of interesting - this woman has probably had more negative experiences being rejected than robots and yet she doesn't REEEEEE at male users that attempt to talk to her.

That's because someone on the internet would still be desperate enough to date her if she makes her presence known here. There is still hope for her. The same cannot be said for robots.

You realize that in the scenario you're describing, she's desperate enough to date some loser from here?

Literally my point. She's still much more desirable than robots.

>male loser ends up with female loser
>"no, but you see, the female is the privileged party here!"

She gets the pick of the loser litter. Then gets to reject a dozen guys who are the losers among losers. Really she hardly has to settle with a loser at all. The top guys she'll get to pick from are just a rung or two below normalfags in the social ladder and even have a chance at climbing up.

>"she gets her pick of the loser litter"
>meanwhile, robots fly from obsession to obsession, webwhore to webwhore
She'd have her "pick of the losers" for all of five seconds.

>implying these dudes would really date her
All she needs is to be fat, have dyed hair, or be a feminist and most guys here would run for the hills.

You the same person from last thread? Just wanted to let you know that I've been greatly entertained at your expense. Judging by your french posting do you like history?

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The difference is that webwhores hardly even acknowledge the presence of robots if at all. There's no chance in hell any robot would ever get with one of the oneitus girls frequently posted on the board. It's just for mental masturbation.
There's plenty of guys here who literally have no standards whatsoever. The dyed hair and feminism thing is for their own protection, though. Likely to be a turbulent non-monogamous relationship.

So as the legend says - if you're an ugly girl, you'll have it like a man - doing a shitton of work, and you dont like it slightly, right?

>fat
A little overweight is understandable due to the modern western diet being so shitty and difficult to avoid. Obesity is straight up disgusting, though. There's absolutely no reason why people should let themselves cross this threshold, you can literally just stop eating to solve the problem.
>dyed hair
Usually attractive, but also a red flag. Being quirky or just enjoying the look is one thing, but this has definitely become a sign of an extremely mentally unsound person.
>feminist
Depends on what kind. Radfems are typically people with reasoning skills and make sense. Libfems are typically just whores looking for an excuse to whore themselves.

>guy friend
>guy
>friend
A guy is only friends with a woman if he wants to have sex with her. The exceptions arrise when there are very special circumstances, like large age difference, she's really ugly, he already has a chick, or because they "have" to be friends like for work. Even in these exceptions the guy still probably wouldn't say no if offered sex. Otherwise, he has no reson to talk to you. Pick related.

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So guys just literally want sex woah

Oh shut the fuck up. Don't pretend like having sex isn't an important and INHERENT part of a relationship.
>well why don't guys just want to br friends
Personally, I already have a fuckload of friends. Secondly, did you even read the pic?

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I'm on your side, but you gotta admit women are right when they say guys just want sex. This opens a door to possibility that a woman can say feel lonely, because all the attention she gets is because of her vagina, not them.
This is one of the reasons I go for older women, they are nice to be around even if you don't get sex, although if you can't get any there is high chance they'll pity fuck you or find a friend to do it.

So why don't we fucking each other in the ass then? It's easier and profitable.

Only women believe this

>and profitable
I'm listening.

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Because that's fucking gay?
Maybe if everyone was gay or agender we'd all to satisfied with life to do anything and civilization would collapse