Halp

Halp.

I don't know what to say.

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Tell her you'd like to see a side by side,, but that you'd think it would look great either way

ask her why did she get braids and what hairstyle does she like better

try to connect your convo with something that you know you can talk about alot

ask her if you cum in her naps

Tell her the way it is in the pic reminds you of Huey Freeman from the Boondocks

Goddamn I knew she reminded me of someone

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how it went op?

>>>>>>>>>>>>asking Jow Forums, r9k of all boards, for advice on this shit

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Ask if shes into slave play then set up date with KFC and 13 years of slave as movie

She probably enjoys getting called nigger while being choked

She's from Oakland, I'm sure she'd appreciate some Too $hort lyrics.

'Before you take them out, how about I take you out?'

I have not yet responded, I already failed 4 times ending in cringe.

Tempting to try this. Fug

>slave play

I don't think Mexicans owned slaves. Hell We even lost Texas because we banned slavery, also our 2nd President was half black.

>matching with a robot
damn that's shitty luck.

>I don't think Mexicans owned slaves. Hell We even lost Texas because we banned slavery, also our 2nd President was half black.
How do you think the blacks got there?

>op isn't white
nice

tell her you want to put your BWC in that birds nest on her head

>Not white
In that case you lost already dirty greaser

come on then mate just focus on asking simple questions to see what can you talk about with her and not feel anxious about it, but dont ask too many and if you do compliment her dont overdo it

The Spanish owned them, not Mexicans.
After the Revolution the slaves became Mexican citizens.

just say

>yeah

And Mexicans today are (in part) the posterity of those Spaniards....

Ask her if she wants to get whipped till the skin on her back tears open whilst you call her a worthless nigger whore

Just use the same line I say on every ethnic I match with: "you have to go back." Then dont ever message them again.

>Another qt black girl that only wants a dirty cac
Surprise surprise. Black women will take any white man they can get, but black men have to either be street dudes, rappers, ballplayers or 6'4" strong jawed medical students. I'm so tired of fucking white girls, but they're literally all I can get

"How do you wash your hair with braids?"

I'm Mexican and I clearly state that on my profile, she can clearly see my brown skin on my pic m8

op is Mexican so it's ok imo

Ok I thought of the most normie shit possible. I'm determined to loose my virginity.

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So he's a mexicac, same thing. She'd never give a regular black man the time of day, but lusts after whites.
I'll give you advice on what to say tho

that's not a thing, kys

What a shitty response. Should've said you can't wait to take her out. Your virginity will remain in tact for the foreseeable future

>talking about the weather
lmao

That's a cute negress
Too bad none of the negresses around here are that quality

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She looks like the kind of girl who would get spooked. I'm hunting here, can't shoot at it on the first sigthing.

you seem like a total loser and really boring already

I can probably talk dirty to that one.

that is a trap my fellow robot

t-t-thanks.

I fugged it up

I don't think she is but I'm sure as hell not liking her either way

OP u got this just try and be a bit witty instead of a complete normie, she'll just get bored

if she isnt fucking go after it you faggot

Whats that app?

> few weeks
> braids
sheeeeiiiiit
that sista dont know how to take care of her hair
op ditch that nasty ass hoe
her hair gonna be so dry and nasty
bitch needs to unbraid and moisturize that shit

I only go on OkCupid to look at the strange sights
I've gotten some /soc/ poster's face as the profile pic
But even if I was actually looking no way I'd touch her

Grindr.
It's REALLY really good for meeting people.

1. She doesn't.
2. Being boring is worse than being creepy.
3. She fucking replied to you. This isn't the "first sighting" anymore. You took the shot and missed.

Is that Robinxo lmao

>spooked
I see what you did there

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>how i know you're white

>Make a thread asking for help on what to say
>Jump the gun and reply with something shitty anyway
>Backpedals and says "I'm hunting here"
Fuck off with your shitty thread OP.

My nigga my nigga my nigga
Im tearing up at how beatiful this shit is get that African lady

If actually isn't, just get spanked by 40+ and all the cute traps and twinks don't reply

>Deathcore
Already gross

It's not too late to say, "before you take your braids out lemme take you out."

It's not creepy and makes your intentions known without coming on too strong.

Did you get her out bro?

I haven't gotten a reply.
I'm giving it another try.

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Oh shit.

My niggas... what do.

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"you wanna talk about it?" spgahetti originally pastacum

Tell her you can supply her crack rock if she gives you a crackwhore gumjob.

Okay I feel like I'm making an move here.

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Jesus fucking christ man. She handed it to you on a silver platter and you still manage to make yourself look like a fucking sissy faggot.

I'm trying my best here

Origianal

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call her a nigger, pussy.

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XD ebin
you should move on, you've definitely made yourself less and less appealing with everything you've said. I'm amazed she's still responding to your dry, awkward attempts at conversation

Making some moves here...
Fug fug...

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>dating apps/websites
These almost always fail. Attracts almost exclusively lonely/desperate/shallow people. Stop being a pussy and talk to people in real life.

Holy fuck kill yourself you mong

You'll be able to see their real reaction to being called your princess within 3 minutes of meeting you, instead of ignoring it and hiding how they feel about it

You're lucky she's probz interested cause holy fuck you suck at this

Yea I got a feeling this one might bite if I push it further.

Fug the day might finally be closer.