Ideal Female Body

Itt closeted homosexuals who want to get pegged and have mommy issues

WHO are these senhoritas?

Would gladly let her carry my seed inside of her.

Best gril reporting in

God my waifu makes me diamonds

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Name pls user?

Shopped ass.

>Imagine dressing her up like a shield maiden and raiding deep into her rich interiors.

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instagram.com/daniellamelo

Actually perfect

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You are my friend.

Holy fucking SHITE

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instagram.com/nataschaencinosa/

megsquats and it's not even close

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plebs pls go

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I have no shame

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Checked and latinapilled

jesus fuck I want her.

I recorded a video of a cute black chick's bum.

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My God I would make love to her from sun up to sun down

jesus dude, neck yourself asap

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This is it. This is what I want. Qt Valkyrie gf

Easily the best looking girl in the thread

>Angle maxxing and Ms.Piggy-face is the best ITT
Very wrong

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Based

There's a passage in Herodotus where he describes how this Greek guy who wanted people to believe he was divinely favoured found a tall girl and dressed her up in hoplite armor to make her look like Athena. He then paraded her around in a chariot. I don't know why but thinking about that passage always makes me diamonds.

My god, just imagine the Chad sons she could breed with you

Haha that would be a funny thing to imagine haha

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yikes

Anyone else kinda getting tired of seeing fit gym thots? Was at the grocery store and average body chicks looked way fucking hotter now for some reason

>hunter mcgrady
excellent taste breh

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yuck fatty get out of here

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unironically would fuck holy shit like those ancient feritility totems

>reincarnation isn't rea....

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you should

Wow what a hot girl... I mean boy..?

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Any sauce on the bombastic boomette?

found it, Abbye Stockton

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Now this is thicc, not those fat slobs that get posted so often.

Based Stokke. One of the classics.

Nothing will top peak Stacy.

PAWG is a nigger meme. Make up your own mind.

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Stacy in her prime was something else. Those legs, man.

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A true patrician.

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holy fuck at the girl on the left

left is Natascha Encinosa HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Make way for beauty personified

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I wonder if she has any clue how many times she's been posted on Jow Forums and /sp/ in the last 3 years

But she is fat. When did the thicc meme turn into this

Nice fridge.

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Just imagine her pinning you down and fucking your brains out.

sorry to burst your bubble frens, but she's only 4'10/149cm

>those upper abs disappearing into a fat mess.
Ew, fucking disgusting

Good. Together we'll sire an army of Dwarven warriors.

That makes it even hotter.

>You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Ahem

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in that survey that some user was posting recently like 90% of fit prefer athletic or thicc bodies.

Why wouldn't I like that? I love peak performance.

BASED

Hot and sexy fridge.

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haha, so feminine, haha
>i'm not a closet homosex

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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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Girl on the left is fucking outrageous

Why do I like far apart alien eyes? Always gets me...

Vanilla as fuck

This is a top tier patrician fetish. Sex for the purpose of procreation with a women dressed in armor makes me hard as diamonds

youtu.be/VWLHN437vAw
YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE IT BUT THIS IS HOW MOGGING 99% OF Jow Forums LOOKS LIKE

what a fucking whore lol why would anyone want someone that behaves like that

>goes clubbing
Dropped

Attention and a lack of any other interesting feature in their life

>bottom bitch general
Bunch of pegged faggots.

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Based. Currently architecting my gf into a muscular fridge waifu

>posting lumpy, block shaped former fatties who do cross fit and juice
Ideal female body is feminie, first and foremost

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lol who brought their dad to the club?

pegging is redpilled

>tfw on no fap

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Behold.

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>wanting a strong woman makes you a bottom
>not wanting to dominate a tall Amazon or Valkyrie

dooming your sons for personal gratification. the height of selfish narcissism

That's it. I just found my ideal female. My god, she's perfect.

T. Bitter roastie

Sickening

I hope you know that the ass in that pic is shopped?