What does Jow Forums think of Crystal Cafe/femcels?

Look, they have a Monster Boy Encyclopedia!
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Can't stand it. I just hate women to goddamn much.

It reminds me of how shite women are. I occasionally browse to remind myself that no woman can be trusted. All you have to do is read the secret/venting threads and it shows that even the most "fembot" females are nothing but duplicitous whores.

wow user you can spot the duplicity in anonymous posts wooow

It's a newfag detector.

The only legit femcel I've met was Tahlia because she ended up killing herself due to a Stacey bullying her. That's about as femcel as it gets

personally i believe r9k and crystal cafe should have a meetup and we hate fuck each other into comas

tahlia didn't kill herself wtf. and it was undercover normies who bullied her

It's an image board but you get banned if you mention that you're male. I lurk there sometimes. It's made me feel more empathy for women, since they're more similar to us than I previously thought. They're not identical to us, though. It seems like a lot more of them have had BFs and such. I like how people there are nicer to each other, and how there's no porn on their version of Jow Forums. Browsing crystal cafe made me realize that the best way to raise the quality of r9k would be to adopt /feels/'s no porn rule and crystal cafe's no (opposite gender) rule. I don't hate women at all, ut I do hate how a lot of the time, women or those who pose as women are able to leverage their gender to get tons and tons of replies. This isn't entirely on them, though. If robots could stop thinking with their dicks and treat women like normal people instead of putting them on a pedestal and worshiping them, then this wouldn't be a problem. Only problem is, this isn't going to happen. I wish we could all get along and speak to each other as equals, but the only way for that to happen is for the mods to ban anyone who claims to be a woman.

Isn't it typical that women straight up just copy something invented by men?
When have women ever invented something? I don't think they can.

>hard
Yet possible.

t. Brooke orbiter

She did. Her mom confirmed she was in hospital. It wasn't normies it was r9k doxxing her

I sincerely doubt her mom is confirming anything to any of us at this point, regardless of whether or not Tahlia is alive.

i'm not anyone's orbiter, i'm a femanon
i doubt she confirmed it, if she even lied about her heatstroke attempt just to minimize drama.
it wasn't Jow Forums, it was a small number of vengeful failed normies utilizing this board's general woman-hatred as a weapon against this girl. the same ones who called her a whore are now saying it's brooke's fault.
you just want to see them both burn because your highschool oneitis rejected you or wtv

I want to nuzzle up next to their butthole and kiss it ;)

>if you acted like this you'd be seen as creepy and weird
Well I guess that's life

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No, I rejected her then threatened to kill her little brother on facebook so she blocked me, get it right YOU STUPID FUCKING INSIPID ROASTE

I WILL HANG YOU FROM THE HIGHEST GALLOW, YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT ANOTHER TARGET I SWEAR TO GOD IF I FIND YOU YOU'RE GUNNA GET IT OKAY

sorry, I had to get that out of my system. FUcking roastie. Toasty fucking roasty. Get murked. NIGGA

FUCK YOU.

Look at this doode

he thinks he's cool posting a fucking anime well get real you fucking losser it's fucking crazy frog! THe best anime ever fucking made. Get a fucking life, okay.

Their near constant passivity and defeatist attitude annoys me greatly, as is the overly friendly attitude where in any scenario the other party has all the blame and they're the sole victim. It's not like it matters, seeing as most of that site is almost certainly trannies and larpers, but it did make me feel better to know that having a femcel gf would probably suck, and it provided me good motivation to improve myself so I can attract a girl who isn't an emotionally fragile wreck

sounds like tourette's. do you have tourette's, user? is there a form of written word tourette's?

you sound like someone i'd like to be friends with

How about you shut the fuck up liberal

holy fuck, and I thought I was bitter.

which is better:
a crystal cafe gf or a lolcow farm gf ?

SHUT UP

Look, I'm actually a big intelectual I do the big think in your moms asshole you fucking faglords, go fuck eachother like a bunch of fucking fuckers you fucks. Aids. Bitch. ASSHOLE. FUCKING ASS AIDS BITCH

are you rolling on some drugs? man i want some right now

>speak to each other as equals
Thing is user we are not equals that is the whole problem. You are part of the problem if you seriously think men and woman are equals.

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Their actual male hate thread made me feel sad because it's true, just like how everything we say about women is true. It also turned me on.

I shouldn't browse there though, because women like those aren't common at all, and though they want a specific type of guy, I know that they're rare women.

>bro are u roll-

NO nigga

FUck u nigga

I will fuckin murk you nigga aI go apeshit on the internet alright so don't get to HALF STEPPIN

CAUSE I'm preppin, with them preppers you feel, salt and pepper on a bulet wound nigga. Eat that nigga up

FUCK YOU

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i didn't call you bro, nigger
you're not my bro
now give me the drugs

it's Jow Forums for girls but with feelings and stuff

Places like crystal cafe, lolcow, and other female places on the web show exactly why hurting women is not only OK, but is often necessary.

lol this thread
Imagine believing those are actual females and not just LARPers doing a gender swap of Jow Forums

Is there a male equivalent besides wizarding chan where females are literally not allowed to post?

its funny when you can tell which users are the 12yr olds that showed up from pewdiepies video. how they type is so obviously 12. run along kids the rules say 18+ only

its funny when you can tell which users are the nu-males that showed up from r/greentext. how they type is so obviously effeminate. run along soiboys the unwritten rules say males only

They're not really "femcels" just females that browse chan boards.

Crystal cafe is kind of meh, it lacks funny maymays, and the users blog-post to the extreme.

get fucked libtard

Crystal Cafe is better and cuter than Jow Forums in every way, but it's a female only board, so all we males can do is lurk and not participate, we can't talk to the cute girls, only observe. This is the only reason to browse this hellhole, because here, you can post as a male, and there, you cannot.
Crystal Cafe is slow and comfy, cute and girly, serious and wholesome, without shitposts, and it's positive. Who cares if has blogposting, it has cute NEET girls, and those NEET girls are too cute.

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I want a crystal cafe gf to cuddle with

Pretty much what makes femanon posters such shit, they spam threads with conversation rather than making good posts

>tfw been posting on cc for months
>just change gf to bf and they don't have a fokken clue

That bear is pretty big. He kinda looks like me(I'm smaller).

that website is dead. The 25th thread on their b is 10 months old. There are no femcels

i wish one would talk to me and be my e-gf

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Femcels aren't real. You aren't celibate because you're female. Getting laid for a female is as easy as existing.
"Femcels" are just volcels. Until the right 20/10 Chad comes along.

The femcels there, what a stupid fucking term by the way, both incel and femcel, you're fucking virgins, get over it, seem to have a nicer disposition than most men. Browsed a thread about how men are all about status and possessing women, that they are incapable of love and affection, and some women responded that not all men are like that, that some only become "humans" in adulthood, some think it's unfair how most people will readily agree that female relationships are only about self-interest, and that women are bitchy and bratty, others thought western society unfairly places men in a position where they can't really show emotion, some women posted troll-y shit like how they wanted a cute emotional guy but hate how several (conservative) men opened up to them so fucking quickly. By the way, the latter were called legbeards, which is the femanon equivalent of neckbeard.

It's a mixed bag, like any internet forum, but it seems a bit better than Jow Forums.

women don't venture outside normie internet, ever. those are all 100% trannies.

Go and read the confessions thread. Read that and tell me it doesn't enrage you. I think one of the newest posts on the /feels/ board is where some female says that she rejected a male friend that approached her and told him they could "just be friends," to which all the other females congratulate her. They're going on about how him being in the friendzone is his problem and so on and so forth. No one on that board is a fucking "fembot." Fembots don't fucking exist. Females are nothing but whores, and need to get the fuck off my board. Yes, that means YOU, fish cunt.

That's dishonest, and dishonesty is wrong.

I think it's fine, depending on what you;re doing. If you're saying nice and encouraging things, then it's ok. If you're being mean it's bad.

He's also posting on Jow Forums with a gf so right and wrong clearly aren't something he's big on

I feel sorry for them the same way I feel sorry for myself. Being this anti-social is an unsatisfying way to live your life.

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that's what the low traffic boards are like here, and on other chans. look at their post numbers.

>but it's a female only board, so all we males can do is lurk and not participate
you can post wherever the fuck you want, user, don't let your dreams be dreams.

Not enough emotional sources to leech from, to little drama in their lives so they larp as undesirables.

FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS.

EVERYONE RAID CRYSTAL CAFE AND LOLCOW.

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No such thing as a femcel.

Stop lurking our board.

Post there then fuck wit.

>he wonders why he can't get a girlfriend

It seems from my observation that while we say we hate women but most of us still yearn for female compassion, almost all of them genuinely hate men.
neat

>almost all of them genuinely hate men
Thats just straight up not true
the ones who mock and insult men are the ones who jet chastised more often then not there, as far as ive seen

I never understood it. How are they allowed to ban males? Isn't that a sexist action. Can I just ban black people from my websites? I understand giving freedom of speech, but banning people because of their sex is immoral for obvious reasons.

Same way Wizardchan does it with females. Both are autistic and retarded ideas.

Also it's the internet, so like half the users are probably men who won't admit it, just like how Jow Forums is brown.

The femcel is everything they try to say incels are, just an entitled bitch who is jealous of more attractive girls and needs to lower her standards. That's why they project it at us.

>monsterboys
>they're all just chad with a non-human/masked face

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I mean it's one thing discouraging women/men from coming like the who "RREEEEEEE ROASTIE" meme and another when you actually ban them. It's not like you can magically change your sex. In this way the rules are literally banning people because they "loss" the birth lottery

Holy fuck walls of text and mature posts. But yeah it's pretty par for the course of a break off chan.

sometimes I forget that female brains are different

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Eh, they all sound mature but they seem to lack a third eye of truth.
Kek this, only the OP one is actually an ugly monster, everyone else is demon Chad with a six pack and thundercock jawline.

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I realized a while ago that I've had sex at least once every calendar year since I've lost my virginity. And then I broke up with the girl I'd been seeing in 2015.

We got back together for the first few months in 2016, then I started FWB thing with a new girl that from summer into 2017 until she moved further than I was willing to travel.

With most of 2017 still before me I resolved two things: 1) I would grow a ridiculous mustache, like if Teddy Roosevelt and Snidley Whiplash had a gay bear baby, and not shave until I got laid. 2) I would not exchange pics before meeting.

The first girl to agree went with me to see Ghost in the Shell (so Mar2017) She sent me a bra/tit pic on the way over to pick her up. During the drive to the theater she talked about how her previous BF arranged a gangbang with a bunch of black guys and then broke up with her. She had a lisp. Otherwise not bad lookin'. The lisp annoyed me and she wanted to go back to my place to fuck and LOLNOPE to that since 2017 was already covered.

FWB got back in touch with me in late spring and wanted to Talk About the Future, and I kinda realized I was still super hung up on my ex and didn't really mind that girls would send pics unsolicited and thus end the game.

Saw Incredibles 2 with the second one (so June 2018). By this time the mustache had stabilized to something Lorax-esque. She had dyed red/black streaked hair and a lip piercing. I otherwise remember nothing about her appearance beyond it being bland basic white girl. From the second she got in my car it was nonstop talk about how she didn't know anything about me and I could just drive off with her somewhere and do anything I wanted to her and she wouldn't be able to stop me. But more detailed. Unnecessarily detailed. She seemed a little disappointed when I actually took her to the movie theater. Decided not to take the rapebait, but when we got back to where I picked her up, she started giving directions >>>

>freedom of speech
its a non government owned website, free speech does not really apply.
>immoral for obvious reasons.
Morality is for faggots

Yea, I generally hate all woman anyways so it's of no true importance. They're just weird character studies in my book.

...to where she lived, explaining that she now trusted me not to murderape her and her boyfriend should have left for work by now so we could hangout and smoke some weed. Cue talk about how weed gets her so horny though. Unless she's drinking. But alcohol interacts with her anti-anxiety meds and knocks her out like a light. "I guess we'll see what happens."

I pulled partially into her driveway in a sloppy way that could not be interpreted as trying to park and immediately put the car into reverse once stopped.

She sat in silence for a couple seconds and then took the hint and got out.

THIRD GIRL... Had already been talking to her off and on for a couple weeks, turns out she and second girl were IRL friends. Second girl had allegedly been raped a couple months back and her relationship was falling apart because she hadn't had sex with her BF or really left her house since. She knew all this because she'd been having sex with the BF.

She said she was gonna talk to second girl and find out what I looked like, so ha! This apparently blew up into some drama, second girl ratted out third girl to third girl's BF. Third girl eventually asks if that offer to come over and snuggle from when we first started talking was still open.

Chubby girls with small tits hurt my heart. I'm also pretty sure her teeth were fucked up because I never got a good look at them. She mostly talked about how when she was 16, she started banging her mom's 40-something exBF. Delightful anecdote about them fucking on a dirty futon after school, him flipping her over and eating her butthole, and then fucking her in the ass. Seems like she'd fit in well in Jow Forums due to the casual racism, but it eventually became clear that's because the xBF who'd just up and fucked off back to his mother's basement was black.

She got really drunk and apparently decided the snuggling would be done wearing nothing but tiny thong panties.>>>

...I figured she'd found out what I looked like from Second Girl and was thus disqualified and she was fucked-up-sad, so I decided to roll with the supposed agreement for platonic cuddling and sleeping together.

She doesn't have any tits worth groping, so I let her put my hands there while we're spoonin'. She slurs how she expected me to be a lot taller and fat and bald, but the mustache was a nice surprise before she sighs comfortably and passes out.

Woken up a couple hours later to her stumbling and crashing into a wall on tge way to the bathroom, and find her laying on the floor face down. Manage to wake her up and walk her where she needs to go.

She then walks back to the couch and digs around in her bag and partially changes into a somehow even smaller pair of thong panties before crashing over into the couch, unconscious again. I put her the rest of the way onto the couch
and am kinda turned on by the aesthetic smooth pinkness of her pussy and butthole. She chubbier than I like, but not lumpy/chunky, it's distributed well. Definitely touch her more than is necessary making sure she's in a stable recovery position and tucking her in. Go back to bed.

The sun is up when she crawls in with me and snuggles back up against the morning wood and wraps my hands around to her chest again. Lazily play with her nipples until she starts to grind against me. Then she asks me to touch her butt, so I move a hand down there. She changes positions slightly to open her thighs a little, so I start rubbing her crotch from behind. She starts moaning so loudly I'm shocked into stopping. She takes that moment to get into a doggystyle position, and I resume rubbing, stifling laughter as she somehow gets even louder. I'm enjoying getting my nousy hispanic neighbors back for their fights and angry make-up sex. She asks if I have any condoms, and after receiving a yes, pulls her panties down to her knees and tells me to get one. >>>

...I wish I'd known her a few years ago before she got fat and got her grill smashed in, her face still wasn't great, but the body would've made up for it (and the no-tits thing would've been proportional) and I still think about the way her ass and pussy looked in this moment when I jerk off sometimes. So wet and pink and tight.

She is by far the loudest person I have ever heard come. I rarely come during ONS and she was not atteactive in her current state, so I just kinda brought her down slow and stopped. She got super upset that she couldn't make me come and asked to be taken home. Woke up the next day to some bizarre text stream about how she forced me to do something I didn't want to do and she's a terrible person and on and on. I reassured her that her didn't force me to do anything. Which then shifted the stream-of-consciousness to her being fat and ugly and on and on. Since I didn't want to deal with this shit, I honestly agreed with her and she stopped talking to me. DM;HS. 2018 taken care of.

2019's goal was completed by Jan 10th because I modified the rules to not asking for pics and only disqualify if I know what they look like. And I lost the mustache and no longer look like I speak for the trees.

Met her through a /soc/ state thread and she is really REALLY fucking cute. I'm interested to see where it goes.

fin

Oh. The point.

Technically everyone can be considered volcel if it's merely a matter of having low enough standards.

You may end up having to CNC a girl processing her suicidal feelings about being raped, or who can't get laid since everyone in her social group knows she got gangbanged by a pack of dindus, or fuck a desperate, ugly, fat, broken-smiled, coalburner who looks amazing if you only fuck her from behind and concentrate on the delightfully squishy pinkness.

You'll still be a loser, but not a virgin.

I can blow $1k on a super high class escort if I wanted to lose my virginity. I just want someone who accepts me for who I am, whose loyal, and relate to them.
I'm not even bad looking, I get told I'm Chad a lot. But on my way to balding, for sure, as long as they were loyal.
Just wish I had someone to hold, man. I don't want to get my dick wet. Not really. I just want to make someone breakfast and after snuggling together all night.

bu.mp onion

>It seems like a lot more of them have had BFs and such
wow I feel the empathy flowing through me

Everyone defending men on that site is a man.

CC is overrun with roleplaying guys pretending to be women. Mods are constantly dealing with posters who, when asked to speak to them with their voice on discord to verify their sex, suddenly disappear, which as you can hopefully guess means they were men.

It makes my skin crawl in utter disgust and instinctual revulsion. It proves women are truly soulless beings who see themselves as incapable of wrongdoing. They project literally everything wrong with them onto men.
Women are fucking pathetic.

hard to have empathy for them when you remember that your average female can't even begin to comprehend what male loneliness and friendlessness is like. you literally just said most of them have/have had bfs. femcels literally cannot exist

it feels kinda weird since it's like a mirror into an alternate reality.

They're making me even more afraid of leaving my house.

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ill let any of the cute ones there take out their anger against boys on me

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this actually makes me want to start going alone

this. normal guys also don't go to hotwheels Jow Forums which is the male equivalent.

They invented problems if you wanna cope

Don't worry/get your hopes up.

1: The girls of that website represent a TINY fraction of the kinds of women there are in the world. Most women will never approach a man even once in their life, or even think about it. Only the most desperate women would do that.
2: Even if they saw you like this, they wouldn't hit on you because their idea of "shy cute boy" is just slightly quiet Chad, which I can likely assume neither of you are seeing as you're on Jow Forums.

I don't know, depends on what you expect. Random girls have started a conversation with me out of the blue when i was out there alone, granted they didn't ask for my number or to hang out, but i feel like considering she is speaking to you, she'd probably be down to hang out if you have the balls to ask.