The Last 3 Digits of Your Cell Number Is Now Your 1RM Deadlift

>168
fuccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk. What do you 1RM dead now, user?

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>704
Sad truth is I am a dyel who hasn't even started doing the big lifts

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Lower than my real 1RM.

NIce try FBI jew

>706

Neat

wtf witnessed

Your credit card number is now how many seconds you've spent in the gym. The three digets on the back are your squat 1rm and the experiration date is the date of your next competition. How fucked are you Jow Forums? Don't forget to post stats.

spicy tiem

>997

I'm 100% ok with this

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literally 1 in 999 odds of that happening FUAARRRRKKKK

Checked

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wOt

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Fucking send help and checks

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Did 440 for two the other day, lets see what I'll be lifting next time

What’s even crazier is that the fourth number mixup my last four digits

>328kg deadlift
I like it

>tfw 987

dayum

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>036
feels bad man

*makes up

>351

1 lb more than my actual 1RM

If this were Jow Forums I would suspect this to be some kind of mossad datamining thread

What? Are they going to tell me to vote for Israel’s greatest ally Trump via text?

Is 000 half a ton or nothing?

step aside twinks

857-5309

Is 309 good for a girl?

>847
neat

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Okay now the first 7 digits are your bench max

>168

Are you me?

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In kg or lb?

LMAO nevermind it doesn't matter

It’s 867-5309 you absolute mong

353

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Can't remember the last time I saw a context get. Nice.

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Winrar!

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Super fucked. But you'll never know, thanks to the board's filter on cc info. It'll automatically block it, just like social security numbers.
XXXX XXXX XXXX XXXX
XX/XXXX
XXX

Testing

XXXX XXXX XXXX XXXX
XX/XX
XXX

717
Based

checked with the power of 100 autists

this may be better than any get?

Nobody tell him guys

648 which is almost double my current 3rm so that's fun

that IS neat

>953
lmao what up scrubs im a big fucking guy now

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Wow what an interesting coincidence

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>000

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1 in 1,000 odds.
000-999

F, I'm gonna be weak as fuck then

Its more than I can actually deadlift

706 pt 2

997.

So, we meet again, my evil twin.

Big roll coming through

what unit of measurement are we using?

Stone.

>889
Arnold Classic here I come

>080

:(

4147 8628 9939 4140
06/2021
827

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mg

Put me in the screencap

Also 660

I WILL ASCEND AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Checked

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Checked

Mac

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

wow that's awesome
5359 6883 6983 6232
7/2022
527

>You cannot delete this post.
What the fucK?!

220 (lbs)

chcekd

HOLY

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>tfw never use phone (no one to app) so it took me ages to figure out what cell meant

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>082
The Skelly has arrived

>908

Very cool

wat

FUG :DDD

AGAIN! what're the odds

>965
HOHOHO

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688
Oof. No thanks

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>214

Not too bad. I could probably do it

one deadlift please

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You didn’t type it right. You need a 0 before the 7. Like this
XXXX XXXX XXXX XXXX
XX/XXXX
XXX

>filename

574

>115lbs
I can't even do that now

Nice.

Also roll.

>tfw weaker than female now :( (230 kg is my best)

>811
Nice
I have ape arms so i might actually achiebe this
Onl 300 lbs to go

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>157
tfw dyel

WE HAVE ANOTHER

>706

Im gonna fucking die

Lifts of truth

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170lb
how fucked am I

>015
Please be kg

>Please be kg
It would still be less than the bar. You're screwed bro

>347
I can live with this

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Guest I'm doomed to be that guy who has a bretty gud squat and bench but can't even pick a bar up off the floor.

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