Post ITT to receive one (1) free GF with a well-manicured bush by week's end.
Post ITT to receive one (1) free GF with a well-manicured bush by week's end
R-really? It's that easy? Is there a catch
cute gingers blow the fuck out of any brunette or blonde
No. None. Enjoy your new gf and her neatly trimmed pubes.
posting in this thread, i fully expect a gf.
Lies serve only to soothe the mind.
You mean they blow black guys
What's the catch my dude
That better be a XX female, and well-trimed= waxed.
Here is my entry either way, hope she stays around.
you sayen we wuz celts n shit?
The only catch is that she has neat pubes. So if you want a bald puss or a super hairy puss than this isn't the thread for you.
this better work, nigger
>implying I am not shaving her on our first shower together
If you want it done right...
Pls gib. Pls.
Rcccccgh ok brother
why do people post in threads like this? y'all have hope or something? also threads about your mom will die in her sleep, I never reply to those in order to make a point and my mom is still alive.
The catch is shes a lard ass
Only posting because I have a friend who is in the process of trying to set me up with a girl he knows from his college campus, and I need all the meme magic I can get.
>why do people post in threads like this?
Does it matter WHERE you shitpost?
>y'all have hope or something?
Maybe..
i want a messy bush gf though
You'll have to take what you're given and wait for her bush to grow out.
I'd rather a redhead gf with a giant fire bush, none of this well-manicured shit
Nice gib gf plox
besides the well-manicured bush will she be to the rest of my tastes?
ok you fucking troglodyte
Unknown. I only know she'll have neat pubes. Sorry.
replying so my current gf trims her pubes
robots holy shit a miracle happened I think. I somehow matched with a god tier short haired arty girl on Tinder. We sent a few messages here and there over the last two months. Asked if we could go on a date and she said yes. Trips decides how I spill the spaghetti on this one.
have a successful and fulfilling relationship
Toasting in an epic and original bread
well shit, ill bite. i could use a free gf
Ask to see her pubes so you can verify the authenticity of this thread.
tfw no redheaded gf
here is a rare 12th century pepe for you
why the FUCK cant grils with cephalopodic tentacles be real
FUCKING BIOLOGISTS GET ON IT
Im gonna complain to the manager if this doesnt work
This actually seems possible as a new semester has just started. Here it goes. Im counting on you OP.
rllling roooooooooo
I can dream, can't I? Even if it's just to give OP validation.
i believe in u op dont let me down
if this guy can get shadowspawn gf can i get a lewd foxgirl?
let it happen op
I know it's bullshit, but what the hell. Have an (OP), OP.
full bush final offer
take it or leave it
Please, this needs to be real.
yes please give me a gf
will this thread actually come true or is it a bunch of nonsense
This shit works like Santa Claus right?
If I believe hard enough it will happen?
Nothing to lose I guess. Let's try.
Select all squares with
fire hydrants
If there are none, click skip
Nonsense and no way
Can't hurt to try.
Also, I need some people to play Lethal League Blaze with
This ginger goddess better gimme her number tomorrow...
i actually dont talk to people anymore and live in a robot cave so like this is ever gonna happen. unless one of my computer towers tips over and some thot falls through the hole in the ground
Okay
I hope you are not lying.
Is it cheating the thread if I already have plans to see a girl for a second date on Thursday, or does it help build the thread's positive energy?
Can I have a shaved one, instead?
thank you roastie
if things were so simple. it probably is easy but I pretend to not know anything about it
May as well try this shit
I originally want a bf instead
Do bfs neatly manicure their pubes like that?
Eazy boys
Some certainly do
Wouldn't you have to be gay to do something like that?
yes pls
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If a guy is feminine I would imagine they might be more inclined to do that.
Don't necessarily have to be full blown gay - maybe they have a gf would appreciate that?
When I ask any LT girl to wax, I offer to do the same for her. I seldom needed to, but I usually get to enjoy hairless pussy.
God please let this work. I need this.
Bit of bush doesn't worry me im just lonely
Hi uwu plz
Lets get a gf together bros
Trinity oh Trinity where art thou my Trinity?
pls dont be lie pls be real
Gib poosi bls
I believe in the meme magic
HOLD ON SAYORI I'M COMING AAAAAA
GIBBE GF PLEASEEEEEEEE
I'd do anything, and by anything I mean post in this thread.
Alrightlyktb
This is kind of sad, isn't it
P-p-please my gi
why is firepussy so beautiful bros??
Here your (You), OP.
Now, you better deliver on this promise. Or else...
lemme grab one real fast before this thread gets deleted
If it doesn't happen I'll include you in my suicide note.
But breeding with them runs the risk of a redhead male.
Redhead males aren't even abnormally ugly. It's just that because there are fewer of them, the uglier ones we notice stand out more.