For me it's oats, scrambly eggs and coffee, the breakfast of kings
For me it's oats, scrambly eggs and coffee, the breakfast of kings
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jesus fucking christ what are those eggs
If you like scrambled eggs so much, why did you vomit on your plate next to them?
Are u afraid your food is going to touch on the plate
It appears they are of the scrambled tribe.
Also why is OP eating breakfast at night? Is he American?
They're cooked properly you fucking culinary trogdolyte
eggs are supposed to be smoother than that fucking abomination you lobotomised ape
I usually do 4 jumbo eggs, oats with nuts and raisins, a piece of buttered wholegrain toast and either a couple sausages or strips of bacon.
This is Jow Forums... You know the answer to that question, user.
Both the eggs and the oats look like they were dehydrated before serving
Why the fuck would you put the oats on a plate like some kind of nethanderthal. Eat it out of a bowl like a normal person
Nah, mate. They look dry as fuck.
Lmfao abuses stimulant drugs in order to start the day because eating like 50g of carbs and fatty foods.
Yuropoors detected
6/10. Not bad. but could use some work.
Replace:
>coffee with green tea
>banana with skim milk or almond milk banana smoothie
>eggs with egg whites + spinach
>or eggs with greek yogurt
>Replace coffee with snake juice
>Replace banana with snake juice
>Replace eggs with snake juice
>Replace oatmeal with snake juice
No, there not retard. To scramble eggs properly is to SCRAMBLE the eggs WHILE they are in the pan. This user cooked a flat omelet, then decided to have it scrambled at the last second. Get it together and have a plan before you cook.
That plate needs a wall
>scrambly eggs
>he fell for the breakfast meme
OH NO NO ON NO ON NO ON NO
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Now this here be some superior lookin eggs
I have the same walmart plates. Salutations fellow amerimutt
>t. watches some youtube videos and thinks he is a chef
Wtf is snake juice
You got a problem with trogs son?
Cut shitty oats, add glorious bacon.
Those eggs aren't done cooking
gay meme
okay retard enjoy your literal rubber on a plate
ON THE HEAT
OF THE HEAT
WA LA
strong people eat breakfast
do you want to be strong user?
Only if you're lean, Stop eatin fatso.
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
It's a euphemism for cum. He's telling you to blow him.
Nice 300 kcal breakfast are you a woman?
this has to be the most retarded thing I've ever read on /fit
Not McDouble?
/eggskino/ thread?
see
>no onion garlic broccoli smoothie
never gonna make it
how does he get out?
Where not?
>Cut shitty oats, add glorious bacon.
bacon is a scam
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Looks like diarheah spead over cheap bread.
based
>not bulking
I'm guessing they look like that because americlaps coock it with unironic large amounts of butter.
there are different types of scrambled eggs motherfuckers
Oatmeal is underrated as fuck though
It's what they look like when you cook them on really low heat for 30 mins or so and serve before they set completely. They're great like this but it takes forever.
Deservedly rated low you mean
Eggs with avocado and salmon master race
Add some sweet potato and black beans if you want carbs. Shit is delicious
Did you cook those eggs on high heat? Those look horrible
Thats mayonnaise. You're dipping your fries in mayonnaise