For me it's oats, scrambly eggs and coffee, the breakfast of kings

Jordan Cook
Jordan Cook

For me it's oats, scrambly eggs and coffee, the breakfast of kings

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Aaron Mitchell
Aaron Mitchell

jesus fucking christ what are those eggs

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Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

If you like scrambled eggs so much, why did you vomit on your plate next to them?

Adrian Howard
Adrian Howard

Are u afraid your food is going to touch on the plate

Mason Howard
Mason Howard

It appears they are of the scrambled tribe.
Also why is OP eating breakfast at night? Is he American?

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

They're cooked properly you fucking culinary trogdolyte

Adam Martin
Adam Martin

eggs are supposed to be smoother than that fucking abomination you lobotomised ape

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Julian Fisher
Julian Fisher

I usually do 4 jumbo eggs, oats with nuts and raisins, a piece of buttered wholegrain toast and either a couple sausages or strips of bacon.

Matthew Edwards
Matthew Edwards

This is Jow Forums... You know the answer to that question, user.

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Jaxson Powell
Jaxson Powell

Both the eggs and the oats look like they were dehydrated before serving

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

Why the fuck would you put the oats on a plate like some kind of nethanderthal. Eat it out of a bowl like a normal person

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Matthew Ramirez
Matthew Ramirez

Nah, mate. They look dry as fuck.

Aaron Johnson
Aaron Johnson

Lmfao abuses stimulant drugs in order to start the day because eating like 50g of carbs and fatty foods.

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

Yuropoors detected

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

6/10. Not bad. but could use some work.

Replace:

coffee with green tea
banana with skim milk or almond milk banana smoothie
eggs with egg whites + spinach
or eggs with greek yogurt

Jordan Parker
Jordan Parker

Replace coffee with snake juice
Replace banana with snake juice
Replace eggs with snake juice
Replace oatmeal with snake juice

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Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

No, there not retard. To scramble eggs properly is to SCRAMBLE the eggs WHILE they are in the pan. This user cooked a flat omelet, then decided to have it scrambled at the last second. Get it together and have a plan before you cook.

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins

That plate needs a wall

Cooper Ortiz
Cooper Ortiz

scrambly eggs

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

he fell for the breakfast meme

OH NO NO ON NO ON NO ON NO

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Austin Collins
Austin Collins

Now this here be some superior lookin eggs

Gabriel Hill
Gabriel Hill

I have the same walmart plates. Salutations fellow amerimutt

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Asher Martin
Asher Martin

t. watches some youtube videos and thinks he is a chef

Hunter Harris
Hunter Harris

Wtf is snake juice

Gabriel Moore
Gabriel Moore

You got a problem with trogs son?

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Jace Collins
Jace Collins

Cut shitty oats, add glorious bacon.

Dominic Howard
Dominic Howard

Those eggs aren't done cooking

William Rodriguez
William Rodriguez

gay meme

William Perez
William Perez

okay retard enjoy your literal rubber on a plate

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

ON THE HEAT

OF THE HEAT

WA LA

Anthony Brooks
Anthony Brooks

strong people eat breakfast
do you want to be strong user?

Josiah Ortiz
Josiah Ortiz

Only if you're lean, Stop eatin fatso.

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Zachary Price
Zachary Price

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

It's a euphemism for cum. He's telling you to blow him.

Mason Campbell
Mason Campbell

Nice 300 kcal breakfast are you a woman?

Chase Thomas
Chase Thomas

this has to be the most retarded thing I've ever read on /fit

Brandon Watson
Brandon Watson

Not McDouble?

Nicholas Parker
Nicholas Parker

/eggskino/ thread?

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Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

see
jowforums.com/thread/50448039/fitness

Christian Rogers
Christian Rogers

no onion garlic broccoli smoothie
never gonna make it

Andrew Ramirez
Andrew Ramirez

how does he get out?

Jace Kelly
Jace Kelly

Where not?

Aiden Miller
Aiden Miller

Cut shitty oats, add glorious bacon.

bacon is a scam
youtube.com/watch?v=v4pqRx7OB-Y&

Logan Murphy
Logan Murphy

Looks like diarheah spead over cheap bread.

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

based

Jordan Diaz
Jordan Diaz

not bulking

Michael Edwards
Michael Edwards

I'm guessing they look like that because americlaps coock it with unironic large amounts of butter.

Parker Jones
Parker Jones

there are different types of scrambled eggs motherfuckers

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

Oatmeal is underrated as fuck though

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

It's what they look like when you cook them on really low heat for 30 mins or so and serve before they set completely. They're great like this but it takes forever.

Jace Young
Jace Young

Deservedly rated low you mean
Eggs with avocado and salmon master race
Add some sweet potato and black beans if you want carbs. Shit is delicious

Benjamin Brooks
Benjamin Brooks

Did you cook those eggs on high heat? Those look horrible

Landon Lopez
Landon Lopez

Thats mayonnaise. You're dipping your fries in mayonnaise

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