How do I increase my butt size Jow Forums?

How do I increase my butt size Jow Forums?
(The spot is a blot on my camera lens)

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If you dont have access to gym equipment i suggest lunges and step ups eventually progressing to one legged squats. Do it until you can lunge for a mile

Butt sex. Butt sex makes your ass bigger. Put a 2l bottle in there.

I wish I could...
I am bi

wow your butt is fucking tiny

youve got a mole on your butt haha

My butt gets really girly when I do cardio. I also do lots of squads and lunges.

Haha I wanna see yours

If you're a male (99.9% chance), don't.
If you're a female, also don't.

Why? What's up with it

This is the correct answer.

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Yos dude

Do you want to get fat or just have a big ass

Small butts are cute though, plus what are you a size queen big butts are harder to stay in.

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Big ass obsession culture is degeneracy.
It's better to have a firm butt than an oversized one.

I want to spank you user, not in a gay way though. Okay, maybe in a little bit of a gay way

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Does it really matter which one I get?

I like spanking myself

How big of a butt do you have?

I'd let you spanking me

Heavy ass squats. In a gym. With weights and a barbell. Ass to grass. Not on a goddamn smith machine. Pick a program and stick to it (stronglifts 5x5 I strongly reccomend) for months. Go to the gym x3 a week and bust your ass for 50 min, no talking to anyone, in and out. Maximize your efficiency.

I occasionaly lurk on this board and then I see such questions. God...

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Big, but i'm tall and chubby, I'm not cute, though I would like to believe my butt beliefs hold true in any true mans heart.

If you get yourself into shape your hip:waist ratio increases alongside the muscle size of your ass, and that is the main thing that males are evolutionary programmed to notice on a woman first.

Hip to waist ratio. It signalizes that you can birth lots of kids. But don't forget to take care of your face. God help you if you have nice body but ugly ass teeth or a fucking unibrow.

Yea I'm still trying to gain the will power to lose weight, I don't like butt stuff myself so I'm not to focused on it. My only hope relationship wise is finding a guy I like though, but I don't want to chase after people to hard being repulsive and all. My main issue is my personality, or lack there of.

how much progress would this give?

kill yourself you motherfucking barneyfag

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die in suffering and pain

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kill yourself and set me free

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you deserve to be stabbed many times

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Never going to happen, Barney.

As a girl, (if you are op) you will burn fat and gain muscle at the same time, newbie gains and all. You will be 5 lbs/ 2 kg heavier at the end of a year in a gym, but that will be muscle mass and you will look like an Olympian godess compared to the resto of the neighbourhood slags.

Once you learn to love to exercise you will never look back.

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Die poneyfag, no (You) for you.

gigacringe

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>degeneracy
where the fuck do you think you are?

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Don't lie Marii, we're on to you.

Hopwood routine (always set up horse dildo on the spot where your butthole will be descending, youll know reading next for which exercise this goes):
Day 1: Squatsx10 with 150kg minimum ascending to 200kg for the last set
Day 2:repeat day 1
Day 3:rest your asshole you faggot, thats a lot of getting shafted
Day 4: repeat day 1
Day 5: again repeat day 1
Day 6 and 7: meet up with your bubble buddies and admire each other's bubbles

Thanks for the advice

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Nah what are you talking about mate

Big ass > Small ass

That's just the truth

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I can't wait to see my buddies butts

What would I have expected..

i am so glad i saw you right after i saw some pony namefag

At least try my dude.

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If you train your butt it's gonna be firm.
Oversized by muscle = firm

Do I want a firm or a soft one

barneyfag will be back for you with a vengeance, pedoclopper cuckb0y

I have a big soft one, it's nice to sit on