Tfw you can never be this relaxed and carefree because you are a man

>tfw you can never be this relaxed and carefree because you are a man

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Holy shit women are literally sub 90 IQ children.

>those hideous pancake tits
See how unimpressed he looked? That would be you too.

She would have had more success if she
>Answered the door with her ass turned to him
>Got surgery to fix those awful pancake tits
And finally
>Delivery dude wasn't an obvious homo

>Delivery dude wasn't an obvious homo

Did you expect him to instantly fuck her at that moment? He'll be labeled as a predator

Damn I just realized this is how you get out of tipping the delivery driver. They're gonna dip outta there so fast

Thanks for telling us something we already knew user

god those are the worst kinds of tits next to plastic. it's firm and natural or nothing, i'd even prefer flat.

Well if a guy did it it would be a crime, sooo....

>Delivery dude wasn't an obvious homo

Speaking as someone who has worked delivery you never want to linger, especially in a situation like this. If a naked woman answered the door on one of my deliveries that would set off major red flags and I'd try and gtfo of there asap.

Sauce on this. Cant watch on mobile and want to see this ebin pwn.

god this is my absolute fetish. having girls that strip and tease other dudes getting naked and shit and showing off for strangers

god this makes me so fucking hot. I have online girlfriends and all try to find out which ones will do it and we talk about their fantasies while I masturbate like a fucking mad man.

i always try to get girls to strip in front of their windows and shit or stand out topless outside in their yard. i get girls to send pics of their tits to strangers and shit but they're fat chicks with shit tits

She deserves to be raped. Had that been me I would have at the least groped her. You out a piece of emat in front of a shark its not the sharks fault when it eats it.

Women should remain in doors covered at all times until their owners decide otherwise.

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They look like deflated balloons. Pancake tits are the absolute worst, and pancake tits on a fat is a cursed human.

thats only because you're trapped in front of a computer staring at hot naked girls all day and frustrated as fuck with 0 exercise. if you were out working a job like that guy you wouldn't be as crazy

>with 0 exercise

Actually I spend 4hours a day in the gym.

So yeah explain that, slut enabler.

Imagine doing this as a man to a female delivery driver.

You'd probably get a knock on the door a few hours later to be greeted by a couple of police officers who promptly take you away and throw you into a cell with a bunch of paedophiles.

Maybe you could get away with it as a chad. Maybe...

So youre telling me that an ordinary man is supposed to just walk passed a fully naked THICC female and not so much as bat an eye lid? Like your implying that only some kind of basement dwelling sexual frustrated man would get aroused at the sight of that?

We aren't all homosexual like you, uno.

What you're saying now is different from what you said before about groping. Don't play stupid, faggot.

Looks like a tall dwarf???

UHHHH AKSHUALLY

fuck off no you dont

youre on Jow Forums fucktard

>tfw more excited about the food than the nudity.
damn I'm hungry. Gonna go browse /ck/

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I gurantee you would just awkwardly look down and walk away too. fuck man it's not like your expecting it you're just going to be surprised and in shock when it happens and be like wtf is going on wtf wtf wtf not OMG VIRGIN MUST RAPE

im not hating you or anything im just saying you would be in more shock and embarrassing awkwardness to just walk into a naked chick not seeing it coming at all

Let's be honest with ourselves here user, if you were a chad doing this, you would get into literally zero trouble. The problem isn't if your a man or a woman, but rather if you're attractive or not.

SPBP

Terrible body. Unimpressive. There are some strange vids on your favourite porn vid site where they do this and get more of a reaction, including some groping. Even one where she actually sucks off the delivery guy. That was just too gross. Boner-killer.

>show slightest interest
>predator

>tfw you can never be this relaxed and carefree because you would get put on a sexual offender list forever.

>fuck off no you dont
Fuck off yes I do. I CAN bench more than you or your chad bf. Deal with it cunty.
>youre on Jow Forums fucktard
So? Do you still think we're all fat neckbeards?

Theres no way you could know me and the other guy are the same person. Point is still valid though.
>OMG VIRGIN MUST RAPE
>Inly virgins raoe
Keep telling yourself that cunt. Ive had sex with 12 different women, impregnated a girl and was nearly married and I still believe that women deserve raped for being thots. Stay mad.
>im not hating you or anything im just saying you would be in more shock and embarrassing awkwardness to just walk into a naked chick not seeing it coming at all
Youre very wrong. And a warning to to any females thinking this sort of stunt would be funny, reconsider.

so go to a strip club and rape strippers dumb ass

>Ive had sex with 12 different women
leave

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welcome to 2015 user you're 4 years late

>Delivery dude wasn't an obvious homo


He's not an obvious homo. Dude was just looking out for himself and avoiding whatever shitstorm of crazy that bitch most certainly is. For all you know he could be married or be in a long term relationship. If you've ever been to strip club you'll realize that turning down a naked woman isn't actually that hard if you aren't a low IQ ape.

No lol
No YOU LEAVE.