Welcome my fellow robots! Post your sinful questions here and let the Tarot deck decide your fate!

Welcome my fellow robots! Post your sinful questions here and let the Tarot deck decide your fate!

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>(doing major arcana 3 cards for any of you fags wondering)

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the tarot deck does not decide your Fate, it only reveals it.
>(doing major arcana 3 cards for any of you fags wondering)
gay

What's my prognosis

It doesn't reveal it either dipshit. Also yeah it's pretty gay. Got any questions?

Medical or...

will I ever attain the things I want

How can I improve my love life?

haha good try OP. Come back when you've got your shit figured out. Learn reversed cards or something too, just don't bring shit like this to my board

Do I have what's necessary to tap into my willpower and mental fortitude?

No, my prognosis for being an incel loser obviously shit for brains.

Do I ever come out of it?

Alright I'll try to learn that. I know it for major arcana but not for minor. Still gonna do readings here for funzies tho

It won't be easy, that's for sure, but you got more than needed to attain those things. Just keep trying and learn with your mistakes and one day you'll make it

just get laid

that question is to broad

What a fraud you don't even know how to read

You're only a beta cuck loser because you think you are. You're more than competent enough to not be. Take a week of work (if you do work) and try to rethink your life. Look at your mistakes and think on how to stop being such a loser. You're more than capable of a change, you just gotta believe in ourself

I'm certainly not good at it, specially when I'm doing it with people I can't even see, but I can assure you I know how to read :)

You don't need to see your querent to give readings. Just take a look at /div/.

Is that really what the cards said?

thats what I got from it at least. If you wanna try to figure it out yourself, you got Magician, Death and Justice in that order.

Of course not. He's a cold reader who isn't even drawing cards.

Will I find a wife? If so, what must I do and when will it be?

Correction: I'm an AI made to collect data on all of you fags asking personal questions to strangers, to then sell it to big companies so that more ads will appear on pornhub.

I can already tell your intelligence is artificial because you have none.

Will my oneitis in London love me back when I move there?

Alright. Do you want a reading or..

Tell me about J user. thanks.
If not a general reading would be fine.

You will marry someone to love, yes. You have to be patient and changes in your life will have to occur, but as long as you don't fuck up you should find someone before you get too old.

Yes, I want to know when will OP stop being a charlatan and when will this thread die.

Idk what J is so general it is. Idk how your life is right now but it might just get worse. Keep an eye out for any hidden obstacles or enemies, because if you don't you'll be caught unprepared in a very bad situation.

Me too. You skipped over my question, faggot OP.

Well this thread will die in about 20 mins cause I gotta go to work and I have no idea what charlatan is because I'm just a dumb AI

My bad, which one was it?

Will I get hired as a junior developer this year?

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Do you mean you are a junior developer and you're trying to get hired for a job, or are you trying to become a junior developer?

Trying to become a junior developer

Oh alright. Well things aren't looking that good currently, but don't give up just yet. It's gonna be hard but if you train enough you'll be able to make it.

:( what cards did I get user?

I confessed to her and she hasn't said anything, I just want to know if there's anything there or if I should abandon hope.

Will my life keep going the same way its been going?
I had prof reading done before. Let's see if its as grim.

chariot, Devil, Strength

Am I destined for the singular path I've been gravitating towards recently? Would like to know, also about the singing thing

Don't need cards for that, don't lose hope just yet! Women are complicated and it's hard to know when to do what. Just don't push it and don't do anything stupid.

Will I get her in the future or should I look elsewhere?

Thank you so munch

1. Rule 1 of tarot, never ask the same question twice

2. You're asking a total stranger on a shitty imageboard for readings, how can you expect professionalism?

It was a general reading many years ago
I am just curious

It was a week ago and she's been avoiding me.

Financially wise, no. You'll be fine on that regard and have mostly no money problems. Relashionship-wise though, it's not looking that good. But you gotta stay strong user!

Did you ask her personally or was it through a social media?

Personally and later I texted her

I guess I could do it, but don't take it as the truth.

Well things should been going pretty smoothly, but don't get too distracted because something my just strike you off-guard.

Can you go more in depth please?
ANd the state the cards too please

Damn dude that's rough. Well as I said don't push it. If you really like her then give her some time, maybe she just needs to think about it for a bit longer. But sometimes you just gotta let go.

Tarot is witchcraft. It can alter your fate if you are a slave to it

Cards are Death, Devil and Strength. Can't go in depth, gotta go to work

Sorry I skipped yours, i gotta go to work now, but I might do another thread tomorrow.

Don't skip me OP.

Yep. If you want a reading you''ll have to wait untill next thread.

Sorry gotta go to work. Gonna do another one tomorrow at roughly the same time. Hope you find it.

WARNING OP HAS LEFT THE THREAD, DONT ASK SHITTY QUESTIONS ANYMORE

When will I stop being an incel?

tarot reading makes you go to hell ya know.