Boomer Chad makes a move

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

Become boomer
Lift and diet and looksmaxx until I become as close to Chad as possible
Leg day approacheth
All the squat racks taken, full of lesser thots leveling up bootycrafting until someone loves them
Walk up to each one and tap them on the shoulder with a cool, confident smile on my face
"Hey..."
her eyes light up and she smiles back
"I saw you here squatting and couldn't help but notice you..."
someone finally noticed her hard work in the gym
"I was wondering... If you could do me a favor..."
This is it!
“and give me your number..."
yes YES
"... of sets you have left"
instant disappointment
She says 3
ok thanks
do a 360 and walk away to the next squat rack to do it again
Thot status: obliterated
Boomer status: vindicated

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Lucas Wright
Lucas Wright

Based

Luis Lopez
Luis Lopez

Absolutely based and completely redpilled

Josiah Johnson
Josiah Johnson

shut upshut up shut up how many times do i have to tell you to shut up

Zachary Thomas
Zachary Thomas

I can't even describe how FUCKING based that is. I'm going to do this at the gym tomorrow.

Brandon Jones
Brandon Jones

do a 360
walk away

Oh, user. Trig is hard.

Liam Harris
Liam Harris

That's the joke, retard

Sebastian Miller
Sebastian Miller

Dont forget to ask them how they are doing tonight and then walk away

Kayden Peterson
Kayden Peterson

You could ways use it as a generic opener. "hey how's it going".

Hudson Jones
Hudson Jones

I have become boomer, destroyer of thots

Christian Hughes
Christian Hughes

FOUMD THE NEWFAG HEHEHEH XD

Jaxson Young
Jaxson Young

hey, you're working out?

Justin Roberts
Justin Roberts

Boomer life is best life

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Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

boomed and walkawaypilled

Ryan Carter
Ryan Carter

based and underrated

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Brandon Gonzalez
Brandon Gonzalez

LURK MORE

Mason Nelson
Mason Nelson

Reddit tier

Wyatt Clark
Wyatt Clark

Based boomer bro

Daniel White
Daniel White

"do a 360 and walk away to the next squat rack to do it again"
do you understand what you just said you fucking idiot.

Caleb Hughes
Caleb Hughes

Yup, summer's starting

Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

Get off my board in an original manner fag

Levi Cook
Levi Cook

imagine being this new

Jose Taylor
Jose Taylor

[spoiler]summer is coming[/spoiler]

Dominic Parker
Dominic Parker

180 degrees would be better, otherwise you might simply look stupid.

Ethan Green
Ethan Green

Newfags.

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

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Owen Fisher
Owen Fisher

So much newfags. I'll see you guys after summer.

Aiden Ross
Aiden Ross

Based

Brandon Morgan
Brandon Morgan

see you tomorrow

Michael Richardson
Michael Richardson

I dont even know anymore if post like these are bait or if Jow Forums have a massive increase of newfags

Carter Wilson
Carter Wilson

There's always one...

Josiah Turner
Josiah Turner

newfags spotted

Jack Perry
Jack Perry

newfag newgaffin lmao

Chase Hernandez
Chase Hernandez

What if you respond to bait that is in response to bait that it is in response to bait? It's bait all the way down.

Christopher Edwards
Christopher Edwards

What an expected twist

Noah Reyes
Noah Reyes

trolling the guys stupid enough to feed the trolls and waiting them to feed you
I gotta admit it's funny
But you're still retarded this is Jow Forums not /b/

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Justin Davis
Justin Davis

The newest of newfags

Michael James
Michael James

Is this your first day on fit? Lol see you next summer

Jacob Flores
Jacob Flores

be op
be boomer
moonwalk in public like the days of my youth
get told trig is hard by a gen z-er
laugh internally

Jose Stewart
Jose Stewart

smells like summer in here

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