Lift and diet and looksmaxx until I become as close to Chad as possible
Leg day approacheth
All the squat racks taken, full of lesser thots leveling up bootycrafting until someone loves them
Walk up to each one and tap them on the shoulder with a cool, confident smile on my face
her eyes light up and she smiles back
"I saw you here squatting and couldn't help but notice you..."
someone finally noticed her hard work in the gym
"I was wondering... If you could do me a favor..."
This is it!
“and give me your number..."
"... of sets you have left"
She says 3
do a 360 and walk away to the next squat rack to do it again
Thot status: obliterated
Boomer status: vindicated
Boomer Chad makes a move
Absolutely based and completely redpilled
shut upshut up shut up how many times do i have to tell you to shut up
I can't even describe how FUCKING based that is. I'm going to do this at the gym tomorrow.
do a 360
Oh, user. Trig is hard.
That's the joke, retard
Dont forget to ask them how they are doing tonight and then walk away
You could ways use it as a generic opener. "hey how's it going".
I have become boomer, destroyer of thots
FOUMD THE NEWFAG HEHEHEH XD
hey, you're working out?
Boomer life is best life
boomed and walkawaypilled
based and underrated
Based boomer bro
"do a 360 and walk away to the next squat rack to do it again"
do you understand what you just said you fucking idiot.
Yup, summer's starting
Get off my board in an original manner fag
imagine being this new
[spoiler]summer is coming[/spoiler]
180 degrees would be better, otherwise you might simply look stupid.
So much newfags. I'll see you guys after summer.
see you tomorrow
I dont even know anymore if post like these are bait or if Jow Forums have a massive increase of newfags
There's always one...
newfag newgaffin lmao
What if you respond to bait that is in response to bait that it is in response to bait? It's bait all the way down.
What an expected twist
trolling the guys stupid enough to feed the trolls and waiting them to feed you
I gotta admit it's funny
But you're still retarded this is Jow Forums not /b/
The newest of newfags
Is this your first day on fit? Lol see you next summer
moonwalk in public like the days of my youth
get told trig is hard by a gen z-er
smells like summer in here