If your name gets called, you have to go to the board we tell you to go to instead of Jow Forums for a whole week
Time to get /o/ff Alex
If your name gets called, you have to go to the board we tell you to go to instead of Jow Forums for a whole week
Time to get /o/ff Alex
Missed me John, now get the hell outta here.
Time to get /lit/ steve
Leif
It's time to /i/ntegrate yourself into a better community.
cya later, sam
tom has to learn to /ck/
/vp/ it is, gotta catch 'em all, Michael
>Off to /Paul/, Pol. Whoops meant off to Jow Forums, Paul
jack, to /aco/
nathan to /lgbt/
REGINALD YOU DIRTY DOG, MAKE YOUR WAY TO /aco/.
AND DON'T THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU ARCHIBALD. YOU MAKE ON OVER TO /gif/ NOW, Y'HERE?
>ARCHIBALD
HOW THE FUCK.
to /aco/ with you David
>Tfw you have fucko hippy name that literally no one has.
It's Jow Forums for you Max
sam check out /wsg/ dont come back till youve changed your background
Go get Jow Forums Chris, you fat fuck
Shoo, have fun on /mlp/, Steven
Brandon fuck off to /sp/ and talk about football or some shit while you drop xans in your lean.
tfw nobody has called my name
feels good
brian see whats on /f/
too cruel man
river
go to /b/
back to your containment board /lgbt/ Austin
Griffith go to x
Make us all a paper swan, Charlie
/po/
Lol no, literally no one. My name puts all others to shame for its obscurity.
Go shitpost on /tv/ Daniel
Seeya on /mu/ Cager
Yes sir.
Origigano
go to /i/, Illinois.
Tyrone go to Jow Forums and feel true oppression
/po/p this, Matt. I never loved you.
malik go play magic
evil, pure evil
im guessing Jow Forums since its pierce
nobody has called my 4 letter common as fuck name feels grand man
>/mu/ for you mark
Have fun at [s4s] James.
Ah but their shits all weird and meta.
Im like a year behind on the in jokes and ironic shitposting.
not mark, but the letter M is close to the first letter of my name in the alphabet
Matt get weird at /d/
it doesn't start with a fucking M you dumb shit
That isn't even a name
Nate, go to Jow Forums and become bored
Enjoy your homoerotic awakening at /hm/, Kevin
Oh yeah lol. Me read bad.
Just go to fucking /d/ already you degenerate
nark go to Jow Forums where the real terrorists are
milk go to /ck/ where you belong
If hes called Kevin hes already gay
catchup then
loui? /fa/
tfw my 4-letter name has yet to be called
no
nope try again
no i will not
l is literally like 2 letters away from the letter my name starts with, you're close.
get in the /Trash/ John
Connors' it's time for you to learn some recipes over at /ck/
Any less popular variations like Conner, Conor and Coner you lot are going to /lgbt/ where you belong
Id kms if my name was John tbqh
Kyle, as punishment you have to go /out/
Luis go to /d/ already
not a k name
not a l name
oh, go to pol, commit another shoah, noah
your lucky streak ends here ky---ugghh
----my heart
not an N name
you said 2 letters away and it was close to m
JORDAN
CO
wank time, cheers
get the fuck out of here simon. go to /lit/ and find a book to read.
peter to /reddit/
dont ever come back
it's a J name you retards
my name is Jeff
i'm not kidding
j isnt close to m you fucking cunt, /mlp/ for jeff
j is close to m in the alphabet nigger
it's only 2 letters away from m
>tfw not from an english speaking country, with a name extremely rare in said countries
>tfw common western jew name
Right,cya gents
also since you're retarded i will not be going to /mlp/
seeya goldsberg steinsman
ALL I DO IS LAUGH AT THE THREADS AND SHITPOST THIS DOESNT HELP
abraham to aut/o/
even more common
hint:you don't have to be jewish to have the name
j k l m
no
Go to Jow Forums, Isaac
julien? is that u nigga
fuck off SEAN you said you dont even go on this shit site that much anymore
they already said david
[/spoiler] zeke?
most western names are jewish, man. that's like saying "i have an american name"
nigger you're retarded
there are only two letters in between them therefore they are only two letters away from each other
kek, what the fuck. you drunk?
no i am not drunk
Fuck pls just kill me instead
Feels good. My name will never be called. 11 letters. Pure bliss on r9k and whatever board I want.
Christopher? /gif/
Also, nicknames like max for Maximillian count
Its a /f/emale name, dillian. Another reason itd never be called.
James please report to /cgl/
Anthony, you're going to /b/. Oh, and take Jacob with you.
Nate. /lgbt/ now.
Andreas, buddy, enjoy your time in /b/
4 letter name hasn't been called yet lmao come on now lads.
Also Ronin time to go to /N/
Since no one ever calls my name in these threads
Evan, to Jow Forums
>haven't been called yet
you guys suck
btw luke fuck off to /lgbt/ your name's too similar to mine.
Holy fuck shit shit fuck. This is really close to my weird ass obscure name. People make comments about how it sounds like that word. Should I go to /n/?
Jonathan, time to hit /co/.