Is it the worst place on earth to find good girls for us Jow Forumsizens ?

Is it the worst place on earth to find good girls for us Jow Forumsizens ?

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Lol
>girls
>good
>fuckable

Yeah. Have like 200 matches but the only once who are interested in chatting are fat chicks.

Imagine spending 1000s of hours at the gym, watching your diet every day, keep track of your macros and kcals for a fucking fat landwhale... hahah that would be funny.

>OP attempts to start a thinly veiled “dubs gets the reply”
Doing God’s work there, post your matches so we can say which one you’re gonna reply to.

The best place is in the wild bros

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Get into a yoga class, tinder is a waste of time

That's why I went gay

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I met my GF on tinder 4 years ago
She was a super shy 7/10 virgin at the time. She's really sweet, intelligent and we share a lot of political views. I think I'm really lucky to met her BUT she's almost asexual and our sex life is boring af.
At least she let me lift in peace.

i downloaded this and bumble 2 days ago. i have got 0 matches on either of them because i barely swipe right. are the people that get tons of matches turbochads or do they just always swipe right?

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McDonalds maybe?

tinder is not a place it is a phone app.

Are you attractive enough to be picky with you're swiping right on? Be honest, user.
I'm far from a Chad, swipe right selectively and have around 1600 matches atm

i dont think im that ugly (~6.5) but my pics are shit because im an autist who doesnt have friends to take good pics of me. i got 10 likes when i posted a shirtless pic though

1600 matches means you aren't really being that selective user

the others just want to fuck? or why did they match you.

girls on dating apps only go for the top 10% of males

even if you get a match you need a super creative pick-up line or you won't get a reply

>swiped 200 girls in 5 days
>ugly and hot but not fat
>personally I liked the ugly skinny ones
Only 1 match from a ugly skinny girl that ghosted me in 2h.
>go nightclub
Get approached.
Get my ass squeezed.
Get asked for sex.


Literally makes no sense.

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90% of girls just use it to plug their snapchat/instagram, seriously. Half of them have their profiles linked and they don't even bother swiping. Or they swipe right on everyone for exposure

The number of girls actually looking to find anyone on those apps is very very low. Probably 5 in 100 actually wants to meet anyone. Everyone just uses it out of boredom. Hence why you have more success irl

I live in Sweden, most girls are usually pretty. That being said I still only swipe right on 30-40%

You need to stand out. I have two very unique and funny pictures which will always use in their opening message (I don't message first ever, like I said.. I'm far from a Chad)

It's the best place to find easy sex. It's the worst to find a real realtionship.

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are you retarded? of course.

it makes perfect sense:
say you have time to meet and date potentially 3 people at the same time
on tinder, these 3 are chad, brad, and matt. because out of 10000 possible men to swipe girls gravitate to the top
in real life in a club, the avg male is a fucking clown, so out of 200 males in the venue, lots are already with girls etc. and bam, youre in the top 3

>be me
>2018, let's try Tinder
>match with qt thai girl
>keep texting me for like a week
>dirty talk like pic related
>never met her because she was like 1k far from where I was (she matched me in mu city while tourists)
>ended up ghosted
>pic related

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>Thai
>"Girl"
Haha okay, user

>thai
>girl

Im sorry bro, but I have some terrible new for you

This. The girls I pull at bars/ house parties etc. Are way cuter than the average pull I get from tinder or bumble

Haven't tried it myself, but this convo sort of confirmed the stereotypes:
Female acquaintance, 5/10 18 year old recently joined tinder
>Shows she has literally around 300 matches already
>Tons of them even super liked her
>Says she mainly just uses them for “conversation” (validation) and never even meets them
>Claims she has “no options” with guys
>Is seeing some “loser” (bad boy) who banged and ghosted her friend but has “changed”

Dude I haven’t had sex in over 2 years. I’ve been too depressed to try or even care about it. I’m now feeling bette ragain, lifting, and jogging often. Doing nofap too. My sex drive is insane right now. The only issue is I’m still an autist with limited experience dating and a little chubby from the time I spent depressed. I will get head from one of these fatties or uggos. I just want a good blowjob dammit. I just have no idea how to get to that point. I’m not gonna take a fatty out or go for drinks with her, I’d rather slide to her place and get straight to it. No clue how to do this, my only hookups and experiences have been with female friends that I messaged acting like a dick talking about what I wanted to do or that we should “chill”.

Tfw I don’t think I could even fuck a landwhale off tinder because shitty game and obvious inexperience

this

You'll eventually get banned for no reason from some salty bitch who reports you.

face is hideous would hit from behind

while an average 6/10 girl gets over 300 matches

J U S T

Guys I need to cum. Fapping won’t do it. I have horrible game and little experience. Do I just straight up tell a fatty on tinder to come hang out with me?

The worse

No. Worst experience of my life

Just fap bro.

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Getting head from a fat chick is like being on a roller coaster, close your eyes and don’t look down.
No, u

I’ve matched with about 143 and I’ve done nothing about em, theyre all the fucking same. I’m giving up on this shit

It's not just that, but there is a limit to how much attention a guy can get at a party. If 5 girls are already hogging him, more won't join.

Just ask lol thats what I did

I wish. They do it for attention.

This.

The problem is most of you guys are too afraid of failure or taking a chance. Get the looks at the gym, wear nice clothes, nice hair cut, and "bee urself bro." Unironically. Most of the guys complaining about how hard it is to get a girl just aren't really trying. I could walk out of the house right now, go shopping, and get three numbers before dinner if I really cared to. Noticed a woman looking at me in a store yesterday and approached her. Usually they're surprised that you even talk to them because most guys don't have the balls to approach, and they find it flattering and it's super easy to get a number once you've had some practice.

If a girl looks at you for more than two seconds she finds you attractive. 3 second rule, approach her and say "hi, i'm user, what's your name?" Just go from there. You can gauge within ten seconds whether she enjoys talking to you, move on if she doesn't seem to want to.

A lot of you guys will think this is a joke or it doesn't work but you've probably never actually tried it, or if you have, then you didn't stick with it long enough to learn the ropes. It's a lot more convenient to think it's all about height/face/frame because that absolves you of having to try. If that's the case then stick to porn and fapping.

I’ve tried it. Being that direct is what’s worked with girls I already knew or was friends with. Tinder they have no clue who I am and it just sounds creepy and insanely autistic. Also I’m no longer as lean as I used to be which I feel makes a difference

based and truth pilled
know you will prob fuck up and be embarrassed a few times but thats what learning is

The most based individual

I dont use tinder. I just ask out girls I already knew irl. Most just use it as a way to get attention for free. I have had several friends use tinder and get worse results than me. That was not clear from my original post

What do you do if you don't catch nobody looking at your for that long tho

I miraculously met my current gf of 1.5 years on there and she is fucking perfect

>Qt p2t
>Incredibly attractive
>Med Complexion with light eyes (my favourite combo)
>Incredibly smart
>Has good job
>No emotional issues
>No extreme anxiety issues like every crazy other bitch I've dated
>No daddy issues
>Low-Medium Maintenance
>Plays vidya with me
>Plays DnD with me
>Plays piano with me
>Lifts with me
>Gives me hair scratches when I want them
>Gives me back massages after gym
>Sex is amazing
>Met her before I started lifting so I know she doesn't just want me for my body

Only downside is overly cautious parents who basically hated me for the first year of us dating but have started warming up to me now. We all gonna make it bros.

Damn. I no longer have a social circle or friends so tinders my only chance rn. I’m planning to get a temporary job for the next few months at like retail so maybe I’ll try fucking some coworkers

If this was a guy he’d be a 1/10 incel due to that jaw and vertical facial growth

Is this bait?

>Gives me hair scratches when I want them
>Gives me back massages after gym

perfection.

Tinder is probably the worst game I've downloaded on my phone yet.

Yoga won't get you laid

Dont feel too bad, I have a couple of close friends and they never helped me get laid. Depending on the customer base retail can be an okay place to get dates from customers

Don't worry the dlc doesn't make it any better.

you need to be very forward on tinder lads, girls lose interest so fast because they have 30 other guys at any one time trying to get their attention

i've been laid from tinder so many times its ridic

Have the devs mentioned anything about a balance patch at least?

That was an example. A 2-3 second look and a small smile is a gimme but it's not really necessary to talk to a girl. Other signs they might be interested:

>They'll stand by stand by you have no real reason to be there
>Also related, act like they're looking for something, or basically do something slightly out of the norm that'll get you to open them.
>Others will act shy around you but no one else.
>Feet consistently pointed your direction even if they're moving around a room
>Playing with hair if you're talking to them
>Blushing if you compliment them
>If they look at you when they laugh (this one is a dead giveaway)
>And, the bolder ones, if they come up and actually talk to you about something that's generally a safe topic

Point is if someone is interested in you you'll usually be able to suss it out.

based

I don't really have a social circle with girls. All my friends are guys. I'm making some great gains in the gym, but all I've got are dating apps as a way to meet people. Either that or cold approaching women at the grocery store or gym and everyone seems to agree that tha's creepy. If not tinder, is there a better app? I've heard bumble is better quality overall.

Being gay screams low self esteem. You didnt have what it takes to be good at the game. So you switched the game. Now you arent going to have kids, your bloodline ends with you. How selfish is that?

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My game is just too poor, I'm not even shy in the slightest, just really quiet and uninteresting
I have over 350 matches and I never got anything out of it

but he likes da poopoo dick

Elaborate? Starting out with shit like “lmao wanna hookup” doesn’t seem to work

Gave a mom a chance. She is my age 27, and her kids dad is in the picture so she said I dont need to be a dad to her. Then one day she told me how near the end of her seperation (we dated during it) she had an open relationship with her husband and she fucked like 8 different guys on rotation during the summer. Including a threesome


Shes cool but it seems like a huge red flag and I'm having a hard time not thinking about it

How do you find one tho? Dated on tinder for 2.5 years and the girls man... If they're pretty, they're ruined mentally, if they're ugly then you know... they're ugly... just not worth it.

You’re thinking with your dick. Dude,
>8 guys on rotation
>open relationship
>kid
>threesome
This woman should be nothing more than a hole to fuck. I would not even spend money on her or time with her if it didn’t include sex

lmao why would she even tell you that. I would say its a good time to run away

Go to a church and become connected to a community that has some standards. Thats your best bet

>not going to have kids
>selfish
yeah because forcing a consciousness into existence to endure pain is very altruistic

>Church
>Sweden
nah m80, bitches be crazy. Met a perfect christian girl on tinder. 10/10 errything, but wanted to wait for marriage lelmao

>>dirty talk like pic related
This is what you call dirty talk?

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bro, you're better than that. Sucks for the kid, but that ain't your responsibility

Not him, but he's basically right. I started out being polite and going on real dates, all of which led nowhere. Obviously you shouldn't start off by asking to hook up or smash. most of my interactions start off with asking them how they're day's going, what they're up to, and that usually builds up a conversation. then you can start to flirt with them and get more dirty and eventually invite them over or out for a drink first.

damn. some people have all the luck. I would have waited.

Thats not crazy you dumb ass she is worth more than all the bitches who give it out before marriage. That sounds like the ideal woman.

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based

actually based

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wow i thought it was all autists on this board

I'm really sorry user but I'm coming to kidnap your girl

Sounds based user

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Its not open now, we're exclusive and live together now but I'm always thinking "what makes me special that im the one she wants to date? I'm not shit" but idk man . Maybe I am thinking with my dick

I'm giving you 18 years old virgins some fatherly advice

Tinder used to be goldmine back in 2013-2015
2016-2017 was ok but getting worse and worse
2018-now it's absolute shit

a few reasons why I think so:
>everybody and their grandma is on tinder
>they fucked up the algorithm and made it too complicated
>it's against men
>they made it pay to win basically

Location is obviously the most determinant variable here.
In a big city you'll get more matches than in a small one

I bagged over 50 women from tinder alone. AMA

If you are going to break up, don't tell her it's because you found out she is a slut, otherwise she is going to hide this from the next poor sod she turns into a provider

I wish to know this feel.

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Bait-kun

Yeah you seem so enlightened and progressive. You dumb faggot. I bet if you did have kids theyd turn out shit cause you and your gay lover wouldnt know how to properly raise them and prop them for success because you yourself didnt get that from your parents. You keep telling yourself you are the good guy and savior and stay out of the game pathetic incel mascarading as a progressive gay.

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I’ve tried that when I ask how their days going it’s almost always “chilling” or “vibing”. They’ll usually ask how about me but idk what to say other than the same thing. Then convo dies.

Should guys wait until marriage too? Christfag here and I've been conflicted about it since I've started talking to girls in uni (was homeschooled so don't expect me to have girl experience)

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dude I'm not an antinatalist or anything I just think it's really stupid to mentalize mating and reproducing as an act for the greater good of society

Yeah dude definitely, if you want to be celibate and rack up zero sexual experience/learn and fine tune your stroke game so that when you marry some girl who’s had more miles of dick than a 1997 Camry you can financially support her while fucking her with wack dick all for some fictional superhero with magic powers then most definitely

The only reason you are here is because your ancestors fucked. And the only reason future generations will be here is because of people fuckint. It is selfish to not continue the passing of the torch. Its imbedded in us all to reproduce. Its engraved in our dna. To deny that is to be a pathetic incel mascarading as a gay. You arent fooling anyone. Either way it doesnt matter. Your genes will be cleansed from the gene pool once you die. How does that make you feel? Are you okay with that? My genes will still be here. Yours will be gone. But if you really are a low self esteem incel you wouldnt mind huh? Thats sad why are you on a fit board? Why are you even trying? You dont need to find a mate. Let yourself go. You dumb fucking faggot.

She's hideous. The fact that you are upset about this is sad

See my reply to same post. Its not about society its about you and your bloodline.

The high quality girls don't use Tinder, almost by definition.

>my genes will still be here
But you won't be even here to see it, no contentment will be felt, not even a slight sense of accomplishment
Stop acting like everything is so pointful, you know it isn't

>implying being alive is necessarily good
no