How fit do you need to be to cosplay?
How fit do you need to be to cosplay?
Honestly just don’t be fat and you’re good. If you’re trying to cosplay a ripped character then either get shredded or learn to use makeup to give your muscles more definition.
Or both
>tfw you ate the heart of Lorkhan
How do I achieve Dagoth Ur mode?
youtube.com
>TFW your cosplaying dream is to cosplay as Big Boss but you're not nearly in enough shape to do that.
Redpill me on Dagoth?
Was he right?
t. Only played Oblivion and Skyrim
That guy has eaten a lot more than just a Lorkhans heart my dude.
Dagoth was right to hate tribunal for various reasons. But alas, Dagoth got mad as fuck and wanted to genocide most of the living beings in Tamriel and make rest in to Lovecraftian monsters devoted to him.
Just do MGS4 snake.
Just do MGSV hospital opening venom snake.
Playing dress-up as an adult... capeshit fags
This is literally my motivation.
I look at big boss no less than 20x a day.
When I start up PS4 and play MGS:V...I see big boss staring at me in the helicopter disapprovingly...I stop the game and go to the gym.
>tfw Big Boss is my father figure
Would you follow him into battle!?
>being a dullard
choose your character wisely and it wont matter
Be MGS2 comatose for decades Big Boss.
Good advice but in the end it dont matter. I am in decent shape and looked the part(as regular cosplay of Captain America) and am 6 feet tall and got MOGGED by a 5'6" manlet ginger who cosplayed as the same thing just because he had a noce shield. Keep in mind he was so small and my shoulders are broad so yeah trying to do nerd stuff while looking good can actually not help.
>want to cosplay and improve
>haha only cosplay certain things and then you don't need to improve
was being a contrarian faggot part of your plan?
>walk into halloween party
>COME NEREVAR, FRIEND OR TRAITOR, COME. COME AND LOOK UPON THE HEART AND AKULAKHAN. AND BRING WRAITHGUARD, I HAVE NEED OF IT
at least it's realistically attainable
How do I achieve Caiussthetics?
5x5 blade training
1×F skooma addiction
Cosplay is 90% of the reason I started working out. Need to get fit so I can PEIRCE THE HEAVENS.
Not ripped enough to cosplay as Geralt with my sexy triss gf...
>ending it
>Talking to a cutie, start dropping spaghetti...
>Recall or intervention won't work in this place
Depends on how fit the source material is
u mad bro?
Yes
>Play dress-up as an adult
>Manage to land 7/10 or 8/10 babe who enjoys video games and anime and comics
Seems like a good plan to me.
Didn’t realize he was putin-mode
inestimably based
Yeah, I like how they went for this look rather than making him look like a bodybuilder in competition form.
>tfw 5’11”
W-well guess I’m stuck with solid haha
>large bulky people cosplaying tiny skinny characters
This triggers me greatly. For instance fatties cosplaying from AoT where everyone is canonically borderline starving because of food shortages.
>triss
What a beta choice
>fat girls trying to cosplay cute girl characters
>cuck piece fans
Why don't they eat those giant things they kill?
a little bit but only because I'm not justified ripping into you harder because you actually have a point
I like shitposting but I like being right even more
break's over! back to the coal mines, dog
Too bad pillar men aren't achievable natty