Dick thread

take the angion pill

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try 4.5 inches girth. I can't cope with it and I'm a big guy genetically so it looks so small I just want to kill myself.

>tfw 7 inch erect penis
>tfw 6 inch girth
>tfw kv
>tfw I get 0 mires, and best friend admitted I'm hideous

Could've been worse user.

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mine is about 6 inches hard, and curved slightly upwards like a scimitar (the only benefit of Mr. Shekelstein stealing my foreskin)
angion method 2 has made it thicker and hang nicer, looks healthier too + good skincare (2x a week exfoliator, cleanser, hyaloronic acid, cerave moisturiser) help make my bellend look nice
I'll probably try andre's method to try and get at least a little bit of foreskin back

How do I convert wooden club mode and upgrade it to scimitar mode?

Same stats here and I’m doing fine, wym?

My nigga. 6.5 x 6. Full coke can mode.

put some points in dex instead of str

What mode do I get if I put in agi instead?

Int?

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Dick size is a meme
I got about the same size and I've heard shit like "I forgot how big you were" and "you're so big man" by girls that were really into me, and got shit talked on by girls who hated me. Women don't know shit about dicks and men don't give a shit unless they're faggots (which is where all the dick-focused spam on here comes from - compare to /gif/ where the faggot threads outweigh the regular porn ones by now).

>7.25x6
Still a KV autist so I guess it’s alright

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my dick shrinks back alot after i workout, like i been in cold water

>tfw 4.75 length and 5.5 girth

Post pic

i would but at work. Idont feel like getting hard in the bathroom just to post my dick on fit

That's normal, all that blood is in the muscles.

Hang in there fren

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chode lel

Do porn.

Thanks fren

nobody wants to watch ugly guy with gyno
unless there's kink for it, I really can't imagine there is but again people are fucked up

how to measure girth? mine is like a palm tree, thick at the bottom then it gets really slim, almost a triangle

measure at thiccest spot

do POV, the most kino.

When I was 400lbs my dick was about 3 inches long.
I got down to about 200lbs and it was up to 5, full length I'm only about 5.5 inches long, but right now I'm back up to about 250 and I'm only rocking 4.5 inches.
>I'm ashamed

7.7x5.5
>5’9”

Nature has a way of balancing everything out anons

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All these larpers with polygon shaped penises

So there’s a coke can dick
A Bar-S microwave hotdog dick, which is believable
A half can of cranberry sauce dick
And a palm tree dick that starts thick and gets really slim

>Unless your black

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Not true
The standard is to measure in the middle

dick size aint the be all and end all as long a you can put it to some use and dont chase size queens.

i personally have a thing for smaller dicks.

Sorry, I only use chad units like inches and pounds

fuck I'm such a weak insecure faggot, now I want to measure my dick to know if I'm a dicklet or if I'm just above the cutoff

>tfw cock looks like an hourglass
how should i measure bros?

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What's the most sexually autistic thing you do?

Last night I fantasized about fucking a facebook friend for the first time and I used my mattress/pillows as practice for sexual moves. I even practiced dirty talk. I ended up edging myself nearly to orgasm, but I'm on nofap right now, so I didn't bust.

Is that normal?

kys tranny larp

Lose weight, then do porn. And nobody cares how porn actors look.

Just post a soft serve. No homo bro

So I watched a WEBM where some dude put a wedding ring around his dick and got a boner.

Looked like an hour glass

Thanks anons, will post vids when I'm done

Post porn name

>everyone who likes dick is a tranny
do us all a favour and stop being such a tranny obsessed faggot

7x5.5, 5 ft 11

I'm ruined by porn and Omegle, I want girls looking at my cock in shock and disbelief and get horny and submissive because of it

And at this size I will never get this

Why live

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Had it the first time with my GF, time after it went a little better, now it's all good. Just a matter of doing it a couple times, and having a sweet girl who reassures you that it's okay helps a lot.

7.1'' non bone pressed
7.6'' bone pressed
5.6'' girth
6'5'' height
i like my body, but i get really insecure at times

kys sodomite

After some fails, I managed to do it with the girl I was seeing last summer, and before she moved out.
I saw another one but she announced the thing like "choke me, humiliate me".
I was just too focused on that to get hard. The next morning I was stressed because I kept hearing her parents like 2 meters away from her door. And the time after I was stressed about the two last time and really wanted to do it good this time.
Performance anxiety.
It sucks.

5 inch or smaller dick here, I think. Fucked around 200 girls, not one complained about it being too small. Chill.

>five inches
>waaah its so small oh nooo
Mine is probably 2-3in erect. If I can live with it, you can live with five.

HRT user

a vagina is only 4 inches deep

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A flaccid vagina is only 4 inches deep

fuck u talkinbout?

>is having a sex drive normal?
well you tell me

perfectly fine if you didnt nut

>The 6.7-inch realistic dildo with 5.2 insertable inches is the perfect size for beginners who want to try something new.

This is the #1 bestselling dildo on Amazon. Only 5.2 inches is insertable. Anything over 4 inches is fine. Stop worrying stop watching porn start fucking bitches have fun

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Doesnt matter how big your dick is if you're never going to use it, lose that fat fatty

Dude please I’ll post mine later as well.

>5 inch
Sounds about white, lmfao

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Us>a pop made of europeans plus africans and nexucans,
>average dick dize is smaller than all those countries individually

7x6 inch here

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Anything below 10 cm is micro

I have a 4 inch penis and it makes me feel small but my gf says she likes it.

I find it helps to be a little bit tipsy because it lowers your inhibitions so you stop thinking about yourself so much and can just focus on the girl.

Are you me? Keep up bro, we are all gonna make it.
Also improve your appearence (lift more, dress better, better hairstyle and skincare routine) and go out more and you'll be fine.

kys

>tfw gf’s ex boyfriend has a way bigger and thicker dick than me

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did she tell you this? if she did that's really disrespectful

>ascended testicle that was actually cut off from my junk
>only had one during puberty but didn't find out till feeling extreme pain in lower abdomen
>get surgery but doctor assured me that over time my penis would grow to a normal size
>tfw 2 inches and 4 inches erect with little girth
>it's been over 15 years and I've never gotten over it
I still remember my mother asking the family doctor if it was normal that my penis was so small

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>4 inches erect with little girth
how old are you now and how can i convince you to show that adorable thing?

for my brehs out there with erectile dysfunction or small dick complex, google angion method. no need to thank me. we're all gonna make it.

I'm a 28 year old man at the end of his rope

mine went from about 6 inches to 6.5 inches since doing angion, and it is also noticeably harder and thicker

doesn't this shit break your dick?

Every dick more than 5.5 inches should be accompanied by a picture UwU

There is no source in this picture

I can fucking confirm the meme about aussies having pretty big cocks is true, me and all my mates have a cock chart for the laughs and the only one of us outside 6' is the fat gay nigga

>me and all my mates have a cock chart for the laughs
Haha imagine that

>dicklets like asians and indians ruining our average
At least I'm a good bit above average

nope, that's jelqing. this is literally a dick massage. look for angion method 1.0 and if you're feeling confident move on to 2.0.

>hardlet

Listen to me you cunt, drink raw eggs with honey and eat a banana half a hour before fucking

I saw a picture of it

i've been doing the 2.0 version and my erections got much girthier and a bit bigger
it's effective

>>tfw 5 inch erect penis
This is pretty big sempai don't worry. Girth is more important.

It gets deeper when they get horny
>.t have 7.75inch dick

guys are you telling me having sex will be hard if im 7" 5.5"?
im 25 kv btw, not ugly, just autistic

How do you fix bent dick? I'm like 5.75" as the crow flies, and I'm sure I'd get at least another 0.5" if it was straight.

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7x5 and have never had complaints. I'm perfectly content with the reactions it tends to get.

get you a gal or guy with a thing for small ones, they do exist and if youre open to stuff im sure theyll find ways to rock your world my dude.

>6"x4"
Suicide me

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