Are you more Jow Forums than your father?
Are you more Jow Forums than your father?
I'm bigger than him and could probably outlift him but I dont think my grip strength will ever be as strong as his until hes an old fuck.
I'm stronger than him now, but probably not stronger than he was at my age.
significantly, but he's 100% skinnyfat
nah, my father is a ex boxer and now owns a labouring company. I dont think i will ever mog him because he has this permanent muscle and is hard as rocks
That article is hilarious. Thanks user.
Two weeks ago I beat my dad on arm wrestling for the first time in my life. I’m 19 and he is almost 50. I was happy but kinda sad too because I know he is getting old now and not as strong as he used to be. Well, I’m always there to back him anyways.
I love you dad
Naw, but I have called him every name in the book when I was angry at him. We get a long fine still.
having a father
Comeon bro. Are you even trying to get gains?
Marginally, since we're both /fat/. His weight loss actually inspired me to get in shape myself, have lost well over 50 lbs and have passed him. He's falling prey to the fast food jew and stalled, and he gets mad whenever I call him out on it.
Yeah he's fat
Based kid btfoing the faggots already
Fuck me, this made my heart warm for some reason
I make nigger and jew jokes with my dad am i just a special case?
Nah, I'm the same. My dad's a total bro, but he needs to stop drinking. He's getting fat. He used to be decently lean.
He recently gave me all of his 34 inch waist workpants because he can't fit them. He was a 32 when I was a kid. Now he's a 38. He usually wears pajama pants when he's not at work. I usually call him a "fat tub of shit" when we're hanging out to try and bust his balls into being more fit.
The problem is that he was raised with a southern family and can eat like a horse. He drives a truck all day, and plays vidya all night. He's in his 50's now, so he needs to fix his shit before it's too late. I love my dad.
Not taller, He's 6'2 I'm 5'11. Though he's
300lbs and overweight
Type 2 diabetes has to take insulin shots
Takes 4+ medications a day
I'd say I'm way more Jow Forums with more muscle at 5'11 and 160 with lean muscle.
He's a huge hypocrite and liar. That's part of the reason I got fit, I challenged him to get fit with me and he failed on his part after a year and he only lost 10lbs. He thinks he's right about everything. It felt good to stick it to him. He doesn't compromise and believes everything is everyone else's fault either politically or socially. He's a christian and even worse a die hard jew, Believing that there are different types of jews and all this other bullshit. I'm glad my mom side is all german aryan with blonde hair blue eyes, I got stuck with brown hair but I have blue eyes. I can't say I won't miss him when he's gone but I won't exactly be very sad either.
as I crushed breadcrumbs
The fuck did he mean by this? Is that some expression I'm not familiar with?
Some meatloaf recipes use breadcrumbs in the meat I'm pretty sure to give it texture, Either that or it is some expression.
you put breadcrumbs and shit like that and mix it in with ground beef for meatloaf
Oh, he was literally making breadcrumbs out of stale bread. ESL here, I get confused sometimes when lacking context.
What do you do when your son calls you a faggot?
Gee, idk. Take it like a woman and get really hurt, so hurt you almost cry, and make an article about it on the Huffington Post so you and other women and faggots can cry about it together and complain about how fucked the world is
My favourite part is where he recalls word-for-word his entire idiotic spiel about the scientific consensus that bumblebees can't fly and yet they have an 'entourage' of them in the garden. Because that's how a real conversation flows.
Why do people try to fake their own past responses to make them appear more intellectual to an audience? It's so transparent.
Reminds me of this classic
I may mog him one day but I will never strength mog him as he's strong as fuk and Im not willing to go that fat..
Bigger and taller than my old man, feels good being bigger then your father.
There is anons that got gobbed and mogged by their own fathers because they stayed with womanlets
Any user over 6ft needs to find a woman over 5'8ft to breed and have tall and strong kids. You maybe a Chad, but your son should be the Uber Chad, and you need to show the way. The worst thing you can do is giving your son shit genetics.
Be fucking be fit and show the kid what he can become [spoiler]Have more then 5 kids, in case one die and the other becomes a walking dissapointment[/spoiler]
tfw dad complimented me on my bench and how I'm getting stronger when we were talking about weightlifting recently
I'm just barely past lmao1pl8 but I'm gonna work hard to get to 2pl8 for him lads
Sounds great user
Not having a bit of banter with your father
What is it like to grow up in a humourless family? Anyways I'm more fit than my dad as of now, though he was probably stronger than me when he was at my age since used to be a construction worker
having a father
thinking you will make it
Damn bro I'm in the same boat but instead of eating too much my pops doesn't eat enough
Don't worry bro we are all gonna make it, make your father proud through spirit or not
He is pretty great, but he really needs to take better care of himself. He used to drink 18+ beers in a sitting, and now he drinks vodka instead. I grew up fat as fuck, and he always apologizes for letting me get that bad when he sees my stretch marks. Now it's my turn to shame him into exercise.
i love you too
My father is in his mid 50's and looks like pic related despite never stepping into a gym, he was a police officer and now a farmer.
I'm just a bit more muscular and taller (I'm 5'11 he's 5'7) version of him.
My dad is a royal marine, former professional football player who ran 52km a few weeks ago. Sadly not
Dad is skelly
military made him fit
he starts lifting
Dad had record in weight lifting in his age group
alcoholic and does drugs deadbeat dad
Built like a tank but fat
He kinda looks like varg but blond
I'm not that Jow Forums but my father is the type of guy to hit you hard when he gets angry, when I was 16 (just started working out back then) he got pissed and wanted to beat me, I just held and pushed him and he fell on the floor just like that. From that day he never tried doing it again. I was surprised back then.
Both me and him are almost 2 meters tall with wide shoulders and shit, he's no pushover
yeah but he's also 65 [spoiler]and an inch taller than me[/spoiler]
Gen Z strikes again
We need to take baths together more often son
Make you pig dad fast
Tell him that jesus fasted for 40 days
Nah, he was a fed officer, since I remember he's in shape, recently asked him about what routine he did back in the day and surprisly he has never lifted any weight in his life.
10km every day
30 mins punching bag
That's it, he told me he always aimed at being functional.
tfw my father was 6'3 chad ceo of a company you have probably given money to and I'm overweight 5'11 adopted retail worker.
dad was heavy duty mechanic for 30 years
bought his dad's shop a few years ago, still works 7 days a week most weeks
fucking massive shoulders and forearms, grip like a vice
whenever we wrestled as a kid as soon as he got a grip on me it was over, there is no escape from bear traps like that
he's lost a lot of muscle but is still pretty strong
his back has been fucked for years, multiple surgeries, lots of issues
I have pictures of my dad when I was about 5 and it's unironically my goal bod. But at the same time seeing him struggle with injuries made me not want to be a heavy duty mechanic, so I went automotive instead. Less fucking up my back.
This. My dad is a certified ACLU §oyboy
Why can't you autistic fucks use google
unironically, the first thing that came to my mind was
what the fuck did you just say to me you little shit?
tfw my dad doesn't know anything about exercise, hasn't read a book in 20 years, and doesn't know anything about fixing stuff around the house
i love my dad but it has hurt to realize all of those things over the years. lately he's drinking lots of celery juice thinking that will make him healthy
Generation zyklon bout to gass their fag parents. Reincarnation of legendary soldiers are on the way.
This. My dad drinks a lot and doesn't exercise. He doesn't eat much so he's not a fatass, but skinnyfat for sure.
Noticed this too lol
Not being fitter than EVERYBODY you know
Should have worked harder, senpai
Holy shit, didn't know zoomers are this based.
Stronger? Yes. Fitter? No. He's a long-distance cyclist so he has eternal endurance. And when he's not cycling he's out with his dog on hikes.
Also the smartest motherfucker I ever met. Mechanical engineer and electrical engineer, as well as a billion courses in things like brick laying, joinery, tree surgery, you name it and he's done a beginners course in it, then taught himself the rest.
Emotionally autistic though, never hugged me in 30 years. Never told me he loves me. So I guess there's that.
Your dad sounds fucking based.
Yeah same here. I can outlift him but his grip strength is ridiculous.
Yes, have been since i was 12. You can imagine what type of dad he is
He's had an 8 pack my entire life he's 57 now and still blows me and my brother out of the water. He was the one who got me in the gym to begin with by constantly mocking how out of shape I was. When I finally asked him to help me lose weight he took me to the gym and showed me his routine I could feel how proud he was that I was finally starting to care about my health. the day I made it was when he looked at me after getting back from school aboard and said "looking buff user proud of you for sticking to it" took everything I had not to burst into tears of joy I'm blessed that I got his genetics desu inspires me to work harder.
This thread makes me wish I had a dad
My dad was national shotputter at 270lbs weight 6'3 and squatted 240kg
I squat the same at same height and 230lbs but still lack his upperbody power
A dead one?
My dad is a fat baby boomer who refuses to stop drinking soda and doesn't lift. When I was a kid he'd always talk shit on my physique for being chubby and un-athletic, he's always blame it on my computer and video games and never consider that it was his fault for feeding me high-glycemic foods all the time and giving me unlimited soda. He used to do karate and job when he was at his fittest (in his late 20s) and he would always ask me why I was so out of shape. Now that I'm on my own and in control of my diet I mog him at his fittest.
"What did you say you little shit?"
I love my old man too. Recently i gave him my bike so he could ride to get fit and I can ride with him. I get to spend more time with my dad and we exercise.
My dad has a solid 4 inchs on me and is a ex bouncer, fucking big guy I've seen him in a fight knock 3 gyps out. I'm more toned but he's definitely stronger
So I'm a 2/3/4/5 lifter roughly and I can damn near close a coc #3 and my dad still matches me in strength if we wrestle and I'm sure if we had a fist fight he would beat my ass 50% of the time. I'm still taller thought at 6'1 vs his 5'11.75
Not having bantz with your own son and instead running to buzzfeed to write an article about it
What a faggot.
My dad also likes nigger and jew and sandnigger jokes, all races other than white
He is of the aryan masterrace and i inherited his superior genes
He knew only a faggot would name his son Zane
my muscles are way bigger than my dad ever was but he used to kickbox all throughout highschool and college and he’s still a mean old bastard so I don’t know if I could take him
p.s. I love my dad he’s one of my best friends. I’m getting back from a work trip this weekend and me and my wife are going to my parents house for Easter weekend and my dad bought a keg
Damn, out angled yet again
im stronger than he ever was, but at my age he could run 400m in less than 50s so i dont think im more fit than him
That’s why its a bad idea to adopt
Or his humble bragging about rescuing 4 dogs
my dad used to be an absolute skeleton until he was 35 or something , now he is slightly fat but also pretty strong since i can remember. he never excercised in his life tho, just manual labour and stuff, but im catching up to him in strength which is good i guess (im 17)
his grip is fucking insane tho, he can tighten a bold with his hands like with a wrench
Well considering he is a 53 year old diabetic with neuropathy in his legs, yeah.
Probably not as fit as him when he was my age since he was in the army and I am still pretty overweight.
BTFO B*OMER scum
ZOOMER GANG RISE UP AND FUCK THESE NORMIES!
The joke practically writes itself.
Yes. I cycle everywhere and mogg his manlet ass by height alone.
He showed me how to camp and cook, though, and he's been doing martial arts for damn near 60 years so I probably couldn't take him even if I wanted to. We disagree politically, but I still love him.
I read the article, the kid actually has two dads. like his parents literally are faggots.
That's what mine tells me, and I don't doubt it for a second haha
Are they Japanese?
Yes, but it's not that hard when the man in is his 60s.
My father died when I was 15 and he was a pacifist. He was a good man, but I didn't like how he was. Never felt like a real parent. My mom divorced him because I said once as a kid:
Mom, why did you marry that guy?
That guy, user?
Yeah, dad. He's never home.
I wouldn't see him for maybe a month or two, he remarried and I felt like I didn't fit in there. After his death I was a /r9k/ guy during high school and never had a masculine role model.
My grandpa is a silent and big man, but loves me a lot. He doesn't recognize me anymore (Alzheimer's), but when he sees my half-brother he thinks it's me and cares a lot for him calling him by my name.
More recently, I had a gf I didn't like just to have regular sex, then dumped her when I felt better (this is wrong, I know, and I still feel bad about it).
After this I decided to think where to go. I didn't want a pump and dump gf, and I decided that I wish to have children. But I know settling is a hard game in a relationship due to divorces and cheating. So I looked at my grandma kiss my grandpa in his bed, even if he has less than 7 teeth, his face somewhat disfigured, he sometimes thinks she's his mother, and pees and poops himself. His sons and daughters kissing him even if he doesn't recognize him.
So I thought that was what I wanted. A family that loves me even if I'm torn to pieces.
Followed his steps, started talking less and louder, loving my people and visiting them more often, going to church and talking to unknown people. But I still looked like shit.
My grandpa is a lot taller than me and bigger too. I was a skinny faggot with shit hair, and everything around me was a mess. Got a haircut, shaved my shit beard and started to look people in the eye. Then I joined the gym. I'm still a faggot (I lift 45 kg in squats) but I am determined to improve.
I lift to be like the dad I never had.
Miyamoto musashi was undefeatable until he got old and sock and he said even with his tremendous genius for fighting he would wventually get weaker and his reactions slower and lose to a younger less skilled man
I’m stronger than what my dad was at my age but at age 48 he mogs me pretty hard. He’s had surgeries on both shoulders and his back but he’s still benching in the low 300s
im lean and lift well in the gym but my father is a bear mode lumberjack mode log lifter has the grip strengh of an aligator has a belly bigger than a gorilla
Mine is getting fat and he has a colostomy bag from Chron's. I'm turning 24 this month, and I'm pretty sure he was kinda skinny at that age. He had ridiculous old man strength in his 30s and early 40s from working in a boat factory his whole life, but he's definitely a lot weaker now.
too fucking underrated for Jow Forums cmon you faggots
old man strength aint a joke
goku and gohan desu
"What do you do when your son calls you a faggot?"
Fucking hell, do people not know how to yell at their kids these days? Take his shit and don't give it back until he learns to get in line. Parenting is so fucking gay these days.
Very, but he never got into lifting. Still, 70 years old and he still swims anywhere from a 1/4 mile to a 1/2 mile, 3-4 times a week, consistently for literally decades. I mire that dedication.
Based kid calling out degenerate parents
So what's the problem? Kid was 100% accurate in his description. Hopefully based kid doesn't remember the rapes when he was younger.
This, my dad benched 370 back in college
Yeah but he has old man grip strength.
Do this, and farmer carries
Loser. Ha ha.
Without a fuckin doubt lmao but I love my pa
To save everyone an 8-minute instructional video with a click-bait title, it's
What do you do when your son calls you a faggot?
You beat his little ass in.
Not showing your son what a real faggot is and caving his ass in with your dick
If this guy writes for Huff, his son could probably beat his ass at age 14 if he has anywhere near the strength of an average 14 year old.
implying that's not standard practice for faggot (((fathers)))
You have a based dad
Love my dad too, hes is a redpilled conservatist who says I shouldnt racemix and motivates me to get in optimal physical shape and perform in studies
I live in a shithole, bit if I (had a father and) called him a faggot, I would probably get a punch in the mouth. Literally. Kid's rights haven't arrived in Brazil yet.
good fuck brs
y'all are as americans are to europeans but to americans
literally the scourge of scourge
fuck you kys
Removing obligations from rights was a mistake. You can blame women for that one.
You sound like you never got beated by your dad
Yeah he’s an old man and im young. I respect and am thankful for everything he’s done for us since he came to america as a young man in the 80’s. I wouldn’t be anything in this life if it weren’t for my mother and father.
did anyone else look at the silhouette on the right and think it looked like a simpsons character?
I'm a pagan but I gotta say I wouldn't mind if my son turned out like that. Absolutely based
even if I was hes a middle age coal miner so hes probably 10x more manly than me
You’re gonna make it
my dad is like 65 and i'm 23, I mog the fuck out of that guy. He doesn't even have old man grip strength to me anymore because I picked up rockclimbing when I was 20. It's sad, not having a father you can look up to. He's just... an old guy who clings to his ways and doesn't want to get better. Then again he's old as fuck so he's probably waiting to die
Male homosexuals do reproduce via child abuse, so that's what you'd expect them to do, yes.
My dad benched 405
My dad's better than yours
i would call my dad a faggot too if he named me Zane
Yeah, he died from a stroke due to being obese in his early 50s
I been doing endurance sports my whole life and never been out of shape.
fuck off Jamal, keep coping
Most likely, I haven't seen him in years, but the last time I saw him he was twigly
What's even more hilarious is his response. Seriously, read through it; I'm willing to bet he didn't actually make a pseudo-philosophical speech that quoted the Bee Movie.
My dad benches 406 now faggit
Would you beat your children Jow Forums? My dad used to whup my ass a lot and it didn't really help.
Beatings only help if you explain the purpose of the beating afterwards. If you just smack a fag and leave them to their own devices, they'll look at you like you're shitty for beating them, and therefore everything you say after the fact will be shitty to them.
My dad was a swimmer that joined the marines. Always was kinda thinner, but wasn't out of shape until he got a job working in IT stuff and having me. He loves his work at least, which is why he works all day, from when he wakes up and goes to work, to putting in hours when he's at home. Made more than enough for us to be comfortable, and I could arguably be a trust fund baby considering my great grandma was pretty smart before she passed too. But I want to get a job and work to make money and buy things for myself.
I just wish I had his work ethic in regards to actual payable labor. I go to the gym regularly and consider myself fairly disciplined but I'm finishing my last semesters of school and I have terrible discipline there. I'm gonna get through it but if there's one thing I'm worried about it's that I'll still be lacking the motivation and enjoyment to work that he has that allows him to work all day and not look for distractions. He looks for distractions when there's NO work for him to do for his job, I look for distractions when I've got school shit to do.
I have a 4.0 gpa for my masters but I feel like that's just luck, I could have done better in my classes for sure
Dad's always asking about latests PR's
Dad always brings up my weight lifting in front of family friends
Dad constantly compliments how broad my back is
"Damn user, I never was as big as you in my day"
Although it hurts I'd never get to face him down in his prime, he's still a force to be reckoned with in his early 50's.
that feel when you'll never get into an intense no-homo wrestling match with your father in his prime.
Only if there is no other option. The first time they do something wrong, explain to them what did they is wrong and why. If he continues doing it again, warn him, if again you can whoop his ass until he understands.
If you have a smart kid you will only have to smack his/her ass like two or 3 times in her entire childhood.
My dad is kinda out of shape now but his frame is still pretty good. He could fucking lift a lot back in his day. My goal is too be stronger than him in his prime
Teach him to fast, you can get away with murder if you fast
My Father was a runner. He was 5'7 and was 145 at his heaviest, however, Dad ran 5 minute miles easily and was able to run marathons and generally placed in the top 25. This was when he was 45. Forty fucking five.
I went the opposite route and lifted with the same vigor he had for cardio and running. In a sense, I beat him superficially but I still live in his shadow, both in running and in life. My best mile was a paltry 6:45 and my long distance mileage is subpar at best. I still have not bought a house nor have I ever had a girlfriend. He met my mother, who was greatly out of his league, and married her when he was thirty. A mere three and a half years from where I am at now.
He died from complications from Lou Gehrig's syndrome before I graduated high school.
I may beaten him in strength and fighting ability but I will never beat him where it truly matters; gaining his approval as a man and him being proud of me.
his dad isn't already an old fuck
the state of zoomers on this board
correct, my dad was a pussy and he dislikes confronting me so he hired the local teenager to do it for him
What said. Godspeed, user.
I don't know about Jow Forums, I'm quite the twink at only 200lbs at 6'4''. Old man's about 210 at 5'11'', but I've been stronger than him since I was about 16 or 17. Natural strength runs in the family, and I guess my old man got the short end of the stick in that regard.
My dad called the cops on me for calling him names.
Fuck that beta male boomer cuck.
dad threads are blessed
based, never give up nigga
Jesus what a sad article. Kid calls his dad a faggot and receives no discipline, the dad just gives him one strike. At three strikes he loses the iPad for the week. No wonder he called him a faggot. Has nothing to do with fucking other guys. A faggot doesn’t mean you are gay. It means you’re a weak piece of shit with no spine. Kid was right but that level of disrespect needs to be disciplined immediately regardless
Yes. Guy gets winded using 22lb dumbbells.
Yes & no. My dad used to be an uber chad, seen old videos of him, fucking aryan perfection. Married a stacy, made me, 6'3 @ 17 thanks for the genetics boss. Now he's a heavy alcoholic, is in deep debt and does nothing with his life but drink and be sad. Goes to show that making it isn't always forever.
Is your dad single, user? I’d fuck him and make you watch
My dad's in terrific shape for his age. Like me, he's been very skinny for his whole life. Never really worked out, although he was in a military. I think I'm a bit stronger than him now, but he's definitely very active, healthier than some people my age - over 60 and we're doing some two week hike together this summer.
I'm waiting until he hits 60-ish before I even try to kick his ass. I've wanted to all my life bros. But he's so full of life and tenacity, his wife is my age. I have toddler and infant brothers and sisters at 27 years old.
holy shit I've been to the gun shop he went to
Imagine getting cucked by your dad
My dad’s a big dude (practically boomermode) and I’m just a lank
yeah, my dad is obese and its sad. will probably die at 60 because I'm surprised he's made it this far.
YOU AREN'T A MAN IF YOU DON'T TRY NOW PUSSY
BEAT HIS ASS user BEAT HIS ASS
My dad played lacrosse and baseball in college, was in AAA for a few years, and became the eventual owner of a pool design company where he used to work as an engineer and laborer. Dad strength through the fucking roof.
I played rugby in HS and college, while I was also on the Olympic lifting team in the latter. I had a slew of knee and shoulder injuries, so now I play golf twice a week and work as a consultant.
Tough to say who was more Jow Forums in our primes. I'd give him the edge, though, since he didn't destroy his joints like I did.
Get called a faggot.
Rant about bees in response.
”I didn’t flinch though.”
I was fitter than him when I was born. Dude is knowledgeable about a lot of things but I have never seen him pick something up weighing more than a barbell. At best. He struggled with a ~32’’ box TV one day. He’s the type of guy that calls protein powder steroids, both ironically and unironically.
OH I JUST ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE
THE DUDE IS A GAY MAN AND ITS AN ADOPTED SON CALLING HIM A FAGGOT
THEN THE FAGGOT MAKES SOME PSEUD RANT AT HIM
same here. my old timer was in the military and now works immigrant manual labour jobs, so while i can out a run him and out bench him real easy, functionally hes a lot stronger than me.
so there is a future afterall
Yeah because I lift and he long since has stopped and has entered zen mode gardening in his free time. He is still muscular for his age and he always gives me shit for not being bigger when I see him. Growing up I always wanted to be strong like him and my grandfather.
Are you more Jow Forums than your father?
Yeah because I lift
he always gives me shit for not being bigger
Yeah, haha fun read.
Yeah same. I could outlift him easy but his grip is tenfold of mine. He does a lot of DIY jobs around the house and in the garden. Even raking the grass made my forearms sore the other day. I wonder if there's anything I can do in the gym that mimics this.
The correct form is important man, you don't skip an athlean x video
I’m more fit than my father is now but not compared to him at my age. Then again he’s only 45 so he doesn’t have the old man excuse yet.
Actually not mad at the kid. If his dad can't even manage his home then maybe he should get the fuck out.
That's too bad bro. A father's love and affection is so much more genuine and meaningful than a mother's love.
his dad was the weird 55+ guy at the high school PTA meetings
Lmaoing @ ur loser father. So glad my dad will live to see his grandkids and great grandkids.
I am now. When I was a kid though he and my mum fattened me up and then he was too disgusted with how soft and out of shape I was to do anything with me. They're both morbidly obese, so it makes me wonder sometimes if they did it so they'd be able to take out their anger about their weight on me.
Even now I'm trying to get them to exercise but they've given up on life. Dad just sleeps all day in his chair and mums deluded herself into thinking she looks 20. Hate going home.
I'm probably 4 times stronger than him, but i'm not even sure if i'm more Jow Forums. I've fallen for being a fat fuck retard powerlifter and he runs a lot.
He is taller than me and he has always had pretty good muscle mass despite the fact that he barely ever lifts. All that aside I think I'm more fit than him. I'm still in my 20's and my father is 62. I would be an embarrassment to my father if I was not more fit than him at this point.
Hell no. That nigger did roids.
Did he compete or did he just do them for the 'fun' of it?
Dad dated a man, bisexual, beta faggot, ahahahha kek
This is too good.
Pretty much, my dad's hands and forearms are huge (my dad used to make fun of my small hands eventhough my hands are pretty damn big.), from all the work he does doing oddjobs, but he's old and can't lift much anymore.
Last time I saw my dad, and that was 6 years ago I think, he was round as a globe, that fat fuck.
Jow Forums recently told me I look like I lift, so I guess I am.
calls others fat piece of shit
wears 34 inch waist pants
Daily reminder that a 6’ male should have a waist no more than 30 inches
Imagine being so beta you have to ask reddit for advice instead of beating your son's ass for disrespecting you
Sort of other. He was a fireman and the other firefighters did them too. A fireman in a real town where you do have to break through doors and shit so I guess it was functional in a way.
Religious zealots need to be shot. So fucking cringey and insufferable. Their holier than thou, self righteous attitude is just so annoying. "Hurr Durr Deus Vult! My magic book says I'm in the right by killing anyone who says my religion isn't one of peace!" No better than sand niggers and their pedophile prophet supporting and desert death cult worshipping.
Fuck the Bible
Fuck the Quran
Fuck the Torah
implying my genes wouldn't dominate the woman's genes
Yes. My father was SWAT and he always kept himself in shape but I'm a lot bigger and currently benching 400+ and deadlifting 600+. I beat him in armwrestling for the first time when I was 18-ish so I surpassed him years ago.
Can lift him up too
He’s pretty proud, but I’ve got to get stronger
You discipline him. You certainly don’t sit there looking stunned and freak out; unless you want to lose more respect for you than he already has
Firefighter strength is epitome of functional strength.
don't let him bully you
I don't think my father has worked out even once since he was a teenager in high school. I have a big family on both my mother's and father's side of the family. I am the most fit out of all of them. One day I will go highlander and kill them all, for that can only be one.
Go tip your fedora somewhere else faggot.
it's bad to kill people who disagree
so religious zealots need to be shot
Stop being such a bugboy.
my father was buildfat and had incredible strenght, his gripstrenght was insane.
i have a more ripped body but strenghtwise he was on another level. even at 65 and bad health he was probably stronger then me.
You sound like a weak little pussyboy
It'll be alright fella, be strong
In terms of cardio, he mogs me. Old fuck can run 10km in 45ish minutes, impressive considering he is 173cm and 86kg. I surpassed my dad in strength when I was 16-17 years old. He is still strong though, can easily bang out 20 pullups and well over 60 pushups.
dad was chubby entire childhood
had me at 40
typical engineer nerd, never played sports with me
had to pick up lifting all on my own
i got stronger than him within a month of lifting
That is impressive, especially for an old faggot-ass bitch like your dad.
lol, yeah. My dad ain't a bitch-ass faggot though, he is based and I love him
So it wasn't a yeah, more of a nah. Why didn't you say that? You inherit daddy's bitch tendencies?
What age is your mom?
The "yeah" was for the "That is impressive" not the rest. Stop being a faggot, faggot
Honestly my dad would've probably wooped me to and he's from Wisconsin
Looks like sonny boy's growing some balls. Mommy's influence perhaps?
i use "let that sink in"
is it too late for me?
He's 70 and lost so much of his mass in the last few years, it upsets me to admit he's an old man now when I only ever knew him as a strong labourer with big mitts for hands, and I'm embarrassed I haven't lived up to his expectations
You should wear a dress and frilly panties whenever you're in his presence.
Faggots don't deserve rights.
holy shit, that's exactly what i say to my alexa. well actually when i say "do faggots deserve rights" she says "no. fuck fags."
joined the army after WW2, his brother and father were killed on D-Day
served in Nigeria, Eygpt, Palestine and Russia
retired as a Colonel, founded an engineering business
speaks 8 languages, has more knowledge than anyone I know and is a gentle giant
I'm taller and stronger by a long shot but I'll never be half the man he is. He's 93 now and although he needs a stick to walk he's still rather spry. I routinely call him just to talk to him and listen to his stories.
It's not about being stronger than your father, it's about becoming the same or a better man than him.
I absolutely despise that "y'all" has been culturally appropriated from the South by people who hate it.
Be one then