How do you compare to your siblings Jow Forums?

How do you compare to your siblings Jow Forums?

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WHY HELLO BEAUTIFUL

My older brother is a chad. And im posting on /fit. You tell me

>3 sons in my family, I'm the youngest
>I mogg them in height, size, strength, degree, job
>still a khv at 26, they're happy boomers with a wife and kids

fuck this

Both my sisters are ultra liberal and I voted for Trump.

I lie about it.

I'm the only one who lifts, though.

the IRL version of Twins. Jakey got all the good genes.

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IN A SOCIETY GODDAMNIT

Hes only 3 years younger lmao

He's like the perfect looking guy ( not man or dude - but guy ), she's ugly as sin lmao and I'm not even gay.

not only that, he is also richer and has much more raw acting skill

someone post the top model tier guy with blue eyes with his ugly fat and shorter brother

My brother is a fat berniecrat and my sister is a fat conservative feminist hybrid, I'm a National Socialist polytheist and gym regular. Couldn't be more different from them if i tried

Pros :
>I have green eyes and they don't
Cons :
>I'm not a girl

I have 2 older sisters they are your typical stacies.

Topkek

>have lesbo sister
>she gets infinitely more pussy

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Would still creampie the hell out of Maggie,she looks so fine in 'Frank'.

fuck

why do 2nd and 4th look chinese in the old pic and normal in the recent one?

why is his twin brother a chink?

I'm an only child. Thats why I'm so fucked up.

wasn't this one tho, i mean the selfie of an absurdly hot guy with his brother, a fat guy with a very speckled face

?

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this dude isn't fat bro whatthefuck

>Sister is same height (5'7")
>Little brother is 5'4" but prettyboy and absolutely slays
>I'm kv

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I could kill my older brother with my hands. But he makes a lot more money than me and also smarter

i'm a single child and i have twin envy. dad does sports, mum is a fatfuck, i just work out in my room.

what's stopping you?

My brother (on right) vs me

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Hugless???!!?

>t.onlychild

I have been told multiple times that I am the best looking out of my siblings.
I'm also the only one that lifts so as soon as I start getting big it will be no contest

...

i have no siblings

Dude these Jews are fucking disgusting, I feel like vomiting right now

>5 siblings
>4 sisters and me
>oldest sister is 40 a bit overweight with 2 kids
>her husband and her have great careers in STEM and they own a nice house and 2 nice cars
>second oldest is 38yo takes good care of herself and has 1 daughter
>has an ok career but married to a loaded guy and they own a villa and 2 high end cars
>third is 36 yo divorcee stacy who lives abroad
>former flight attendant turned roster manager at a top 5 airline
>owns 2 apartments one back home and one abroad but still doesn't have a driver's license
>I am 24 years old built like a truck
>highschool diploma, 4 convictions on rapsheet
>moved to eastern europe to avoid serious jailtime
>live off of freelance business and odd jobs
>youngest sister is 16 and in high school
>great smart kid but awkward as hell and has maybe one friend according to mother
>I miss her the most

My brother is 6 years older than and molested me until I was 19. He choked and punched when I was a little kid and is responsible for my self esteem cause he called me asshole or retard everyday.

He is a psychopathic monster and I'm ashamed that my parents still have contact with him and give me fault because "HURR BROTHERS ARE LIKE THAT". This piece of human garbage got even so much support that he managed to get a masters degree in physics, meanwhile I was left alone my entire life and now I'm a 25 year old college drop out.

Cope

Kill him

the fuck

Work to surpass him and shit on his head when he needs help with anything

Not him, but usually older brothers are bullies and psychopath who get away with everything, most little brothers would stick a knife in their brothers throat if given the chance without a second thought cause they are only and solely responsible for them living in hell cause they sabotaged natural milestones. They just don't do it because they have a similar mindset like Michael Corleone in Godfather 2 "As long mom lives, nothing happens to him"

pretty similar to your pic OP. I dont rate myself but I pull 6-8's easily and 9's certainly arent out of the question. Im doing alright in life too.

Younger sister is a fat little troll who sleeps all day and has the tv raise her two kids from different fathers.

Kill him, take his skin and take over his life.

Girl on the fat right is pretty cute.

Guess faggot tattoos are genetic

Just because I could ki him doesn't mean I want to. My brother is my hero and I love him.

I'm tallest of my siblings. I'm the youngest of 3. I have an older bro and sis.

Well left guy is obviously more attractive, right guy is imitating the face he made as a kid

Older brother has better face and facial hair, but is skinny fat.
I'm still skeleton, but at least I can see my abs.

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I knew you guys would say some shit like that lmao

Boys will be boys

Retard asshole

1 older brother by 4 years
Height, strength, mass and leanmog him
I'm still a gfless virgin while he had been boning qties for years at my age

I'm the oldest of three bros. The youngest is tallest at 6'4, I'm 6 flat, and the middle is 5'10. Youngest is by far the dumbest and the middle is smarter than me. Kinda weird how it worked out.

>5 siblings, 3 bros, 2 sis's
Oldest brother is probably the most attractive, I'm 2nd probably. The rest are average I guess. We're all short though, me and oldest bro are the tallest at 5' 10''.

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In what way did he molest you?

My older brother is a degenerate and fucked around when he was younger, better looking, but im much stronger, smarter, and i think my parents have more faith in me than him.

Many such cases!

hand holding i think

One half sister who is 36 this year, ran away from home at 16, got addicted to heroin at 21, did porn and stripping, got clean, had my nephew, got married to a really good guy, relapsed when nephew is 5, ran away from her life ended up in jail a couple states away. Don’t know what she’s doing just know she’s out and about again. Now my mom and I raise my nephew and he’s a really good kid.

I’m basically the opposite of her. Never even thought of running away from home, good relationship with family, always try to do the right thing. STEM Student. Fuck drugs and alcohol. At the start of my career. Things looking bright.

>My brother is 6 years older than and molested me until I was 19
You liked it faggot...its why you never offended yourself or did anything to stop it. You fucking weak beta bitch

So try and better yourself, become a great man with a caring and loving wife who will help your future child be a good man just like you, thats how you truly win in life

I am 22 and have a little brother who is 3 years younger than me. Except for the fact that I’m like 4 inches taller, he is better than me in every single way. He isn’t balding, is much more successful, is much more charismatic and has many good friends and is very successful with women. He is living an amazing life while I hate almost every aspect of mine. He is one of my best friends and the only bad feelings I have towards him are that I feel ashamed and pathetic about the fact that I didn’t do my job as an older brother for him and the lead the way for him, but he had to go on to find the way for himself. It makes me incredibly happy that atleast he made it and doesn’t suffer like me, and I hope it doesn’t cause him too much grief when I inevitably an hero.

My only brother has become a vegan

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I'm the middle child. Two brothers. Oldest lives on other side of the world. Was always spoilt by parents and given more food as the eldest. Younger brother was also spoilt as the baby of the family. I was left to fend for myself and got in a lot more trouble than those two. My parents used to threaten to send me off to the army if I didn't stop misbehaving. Eventually I called their bluff and told them I was going to join up. I did at 16 and I spent 10 years travelling the world and fighting in wars. Came home and my elder brother had moved away. When he visited not long after he tried to take double portion from a family take away meal which literally left me with no food and he said I should go and order some more. I tried to ensure he only ate through a straw after that. Didn't work and he recovered. He isn't as greedy anymore though and my family treat me with a bit more respect after I was autistic ally shouting at him as I beat him about how he had been spoilt his whole life and how he had had everything handed to him on a plate. I think they all kinda realised they had been dicks to me when I was younger.

Once instance is that I got spat on when I was 11-12 and I chased the culprit with a cricket bat. I didn't think I would have hit him with it. I just wanted to scare him. Didn't stop mh parents grounding me for an entire year. The first year of high-school where you should be learning how to socialise with girls. Probably why I'm socially retarded as I don't remember being pre cricket bat incident.

Another one he punched me in my BCG injection and I poured two ltrs of coke over his head for it and I was the one who got in trouble.

Also when we were on a family holiday my mum kept saying about how all the girls love my brother because he is tall and I mentioned one girl I'd seen looking ag me and she said I was probably mistaken. How fucking dogshit is that.

Is it any wonder I post on Jow Forums. The army did wonders for me though and I'm now happily married

My brother is shorter and fatter than me and his gf is 8/10.
Learn to play guitar fellas

my little brother is an olympic athlete, but I have a science PhD. My little sister is a badass paramedic. Pretty much can't complain. We're all succeeding in very different ways, which is ideal imo.

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>older than my younger brother by 5 years
>completely mog the shit out of him in terms of height, facial aesthetics, frame, and even hair
>he's got a bald spot on his crown already, while I still have a full head of hair with only some minor thinning
The only explanation I can come up with is that I played sports basically my whole life, while he gave it up in the 7th grade.

Went to the same highschool as these 2 - obviously far removed in time but Jake is very nice. Never talked to Maggie.

You ever walk in on your sister and her girlfriend and try to join in? As a joke of course haha.

My dad made fun of both of us for being fat neets. I started going to the gym with dad brother held the strong to the autism. Now me and my dad constantly shame my brother feels good man.

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Visited my sister recently, she and her friends went to sleep at 22:45 on a fucking friday.

Spent an hour doing random body weight exercises in the guestroom waiting to become tired enough to fall asleep.

All I have is a jewish half brother who's 11. He's fucking tiny and is destined to be a manlet. I like to chase him down and pick him up upside down whenever I see him. Honestly I feel really sorry for him because not only is his mom a crazy bitch but she doomed him with short genetics. He's gonna be like 5 feet tall

my only sibling is a girl, and i could throw her ass through a mother fucking wall

>that jew hair
ruined

They're all happa

My brother died six years ago. My sister is married to a cop that got in trouble in GA for shooting a black kid and now the live in bumfuck IL. I'm a Navy vet in school for EE.

How is it possible that on a board dedicated to fitness it's the third time in the last 10 minutes that I see someone talking about Jews. What's this fucking obsession all about?

It's a fitness board on Jow Forums

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Wanna see the first and fourth fuck

respect that you hold no ill feelings toward your brother. fact is you can be like him if you better yourself and don't compare yourself to him.

>sad turtle
press f

help him, he is your brother and you could have easily been in the same position.

I'm sorry your parents try to justify it. I know this exact feeling. I wasn't molested but I got choked out by my alcoholic step dad. My mom defended him in court and defends him to this day.

Go into debt and get a degree in engineering, Electrical or Mechanical. Either is much more useful in the revolution than Physics. Learn to build rockets and radios, anything that can help the world fight back.

You'll have your day user.

.t Electrical Engineer and Physics graduate (Dual major)

Kek'd

It’s too late for me to be like him. I’m about to graduate college with no friends or real connections and its hard to make friends after college, and I had shit grades because I got depressed and struggled to focus so I will probably get stuck with a shit job. Meanwhile he is in a great fraternity with lots of well connected guys who will probably be his friends for life, and he will undoubtedly land an amazing job when he graduates because always applies himself fully and is smart and everyone likes him. I wish I could be like him but I wouldn’t want to trade lives with him because I wouldn’t want him to be stuck with mine.

But she's outstanding in Secretary. Watched this movie like a hundred times

reminder that skeleton abs count for shit

>newfagging this hard
Jow Forums is a Jow Forums board

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I know I said to be like him, that was my mistake and it's yours as well. don't compare yourself to him and you can be better in different ways and compliment each other well as brothers should

I wouldn’t go so far as to say ugly, but she is homely, boring, plain.

Get big and beat him within an inch of his life. Almost no jury alive would convict for that

You’re right. I try to focus on becoming the best version of myself but I feel like its not possible for me to make it and be happy at this point because I’ve wasted so many opportunities and resources at this point and might not ever get a good job or get into a good grad school and i’m so alone

My girlfriend said I’m cuter than my younger brother although I have to admit, all of his GF‘s have been pretty hot. probably just because he’s 62 while I am a 59 manlet.

it was kinda funny
I didn't laugh
but it was kinda funny

i am the least attractive...

Amazing gif

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