How do you compare to your siblings Jow Forums?
How do you compare to your siblings Jow Forums?
WHY HELLO BEAUTIFUL
My older brother is a chad. And im posting on /fit. You tell me
3 sons in my family, I'm the youngest
I mogg them in height, size, strength, degree, job
still a khv at 26, they're happy boomers with a wife and kids
Both my sisters are ultra liberal and I voted for Trump.
I lie about it.
I'm the only one who lifts, though.
the IRL version of Twins. Jakey got all the good genes.
IN A SOCIETY GODDAMNIT
Hes only 3 years younger lmao
He's like the perfect looking guy ( not man or dude - but guy ), she's ugly as sin lmao and I'm not even gay.
not only that, he is also richer and has much more raw acting skill
someone post the top model tier guy with blue eyes with his ugly fat and shorter brother
My brother is a fat berniecrat and my sister is a fat conservative feminist hybrid, I'm a National Socialist polytheist and gym regular. Couldn't be more different from them if i tried
I have green eyes and they don't
I'm not a girl
I have 2 older sisters they are your typical stacies.
have lesbo sister
she gets infinitely more pussy
Would still creampie the hell out of Maggie,she looks so fine in 'Frank'.
why do 2nd and 4th look chinese in the old pic and normal in the recent one?
why is his twin brother a chink?
I'm an only child. Thats why I'm so fucked up.
wasn't this one tho, i mean the selfie of an absurdly hot guy with his brother, a fat guy with a very speckled face
this dude isn't fat bro whatthefuck
Sister is same height (5'7")
Little brother is 5'4" but prettyboy and absolutely slays
I could kill my older brother with my hands. But he makes a lot more money than me and also smarter
i'm a single child and i have twin envy. dad does sports, mum is a fatfuck, i just work out in my room.
what's stopping you?
My brother (on right) vs me
I have been told multiple times that I am the best looking out of my siblings.
I'm also the only one that lifts so as soon as I start getting big it will be no contest
i have no siblings
Dude these Jews are fucking disgusting, I feel like vomiting right now
4 sisters and me
oldest sister is 40 a bit overweight with 2 kids
her husband and her have great careers in STEM and they own a nice house and 2 nice cars
second oldest is 38yo takes good care of herself and has 1 daughter
has an ok career but married to a loaded guy and they own a villa and 2 high end cars
third is 36 yo divorcee stacy who lives abroad
former flight attendant turned roster manager at a top 5 airline
owns 2 apartments one back home and one abroad but still doesn't have a driver's license
I am 24 years old built like a truck
highschool diploma, 4 convictions on rapsheet
moved to eastern europe to avoid serious jailtime
live off of freelance business and odd jobs
youngest sister is 16 and in high school
great smart kid but awkward as hell and has maybe one friend according to mother
I miss her the most
My brother is 6 years older than and molested me until I was 19. He choked and punched when I was a little kid and is responsible for my self esteem cause he called me asshole or retard everyday.
He is a psychopathic monster and I'm ashamed that my parents still have contact with him and give me fault because "HURR BROTHERS ARE LIKE THAT". This piece of human garbage got even so much support that he managed to get a masters degree in physics, meanwhile I was left alone my entire life and now I'm a 25 year old college drop out.
Work to surpass him and shit on his head when he needs help with anything
Not him, but usually older brothers are bullies and psychopath who get away with everything, most little brothers would stick a knife in their brothers throat if given the chance without a second thought cause they are only and solely responsible for them living in hell cause they sabotaged natural milestones. They just don't do it because they have a similar mindset like Michael Corleone in Godfather 2 "As long mom lives, nothing happens to him"
pretty similar to your pic OP. I dont rate myself but I pull 6-8's easily and 9's certainly arent out of the question. Im doing alright in life too.
Younger sister is a fat little troll who sleeps all day and has the tv raise her two kids from different fathers.
Kill him, take his skin and take over his life.
Girl on the fat right is pretty cute.
Guess faggot tattoos are genetic
Just because I could ki him doesn't mean I want to. My brother is my hero and I love him.
I'm tallest of my siblings. I'm the youngest of 3. I have an older bro and sis.
Well left guy is obviously more attractive, right guy is imitating the face he made as a kid
Older brother has better face and facial hair, but is skinny fat.
I'm still skeleton, but at least I can see my abs.
I knew you guys would say some shit like that lmao
Boys will be boys
1 older brother by 4 years
Height, strength, mass and leanmog him
I'm still a gfless virgin while he had been boning qties for years at my age
I'm the oldest of three bros. The youngest is tallest at 6'4, I'm 6 flat, and the middle is 5'10. Youngest is by far the dumbest and the middle is smarter than me. Kinda weird how it worked out.
5 siblings, 3 bros, 2 sis's
Oldest brother is probably the most attractive, I'm 2nd probably. The rest are average I guess. We're all short though, me and oldest bro are the tallest at 5' 10''.
In what way did he molest you?
My older brother is a degenerate and fucked around when he was younger, better looking, but im much stronger, smarter, and i think my parents have more faith in me than him.
Many such cases!
hand holding i think
One half sister who is 36 this year, ran away from home at 16, got addicted to heroin at 21, did porn and stripping, got clean, had my nephew, got married to a really good guy, relapsed when nephew is 5, ran away from her life ended up in jail a couple states away. Don’t know what she’s doing just know she’s out and about again. Now my mom and I raise my nephew and he’s a really good kid.
I’m basically the opposite of her. Never even thought of running away from home, good relationship with family, always try to do the right thing. STEM Student. Fuck drugs and alcohol. At the start of my career. Things looking bright.
My brother is 6 years older than and molested me until I was 19
You liked it faggot...its why you never offended yourself or did anything to stop it. You fucking weak beta bitch
So try and better yourself, become a great man with a caring and loving wife who will help your future child be a good man just like you, thats how you truly win in life
I am 22 and have a little brother who is 3 years younger than me. Except for the fact that I’m like 4 inches taller, he is better than me in every single way. He isn’t balding, is much more successful, is much more charismatic and has many good friends and is very successful with women. He is living an amazing life while I hate almost every aspect of mine. He is one of my best friends and the only bad feelings I have towards him are that I feel ashamed and pathetic about the fact that I didn’t do my job as an older brother for him and the lead the way for him, but he had to go on to find the way for himself. It makes me incredibly happy that atleast he made it and doesn’t suffer like me, and I hope it doesn’t cause him too much grief when I inevitably an hero.
My only brother has become a vegan
I'm the middle child. Two brothers. Oldest lives on other side of the world. Was always spoilt by parents and given more food as the eldest. Younger brother was also spoilt as the baby of the family. I was left to fend for myself and got in a lot more trouble than those two. My parents used to threaten to send me off to the army if I didn't stop misbehaving. Eventually I called their bluff and told them I was going to join up. I did at 16 and I spent 10 years travelling the world and fighting in wars. Came home and my elder brother had moved away. When he visited not long after he tried to take double portion from a family take away meal which literally left me with no food and he said I should go and order some more. I tried to ensure he only ate through a straw after that. Didn't work and he recovered. He isn't as greedy anymore though and my family treat me with a bit more respect after I was autistic ally shouting at him as I beat him about how he had been spoilt his whole life and how he had had everything handed to him on a plate. I think they all kinda realised they had been dicks to me when I was younger.
Once instance is that I got spat on when I was 11-12 and I chased the culprit with a cricket bat. I didn't think I would have hit him with it. I just wanted to scare him. Didn't stop mh parents grounding me for an entire year. The first year of high-school where you should be learning how to socialise with girls. Probably why I'm socially retarded as I don't remember being pre cricket bat incident.
Another one he punched me in my BCG injection and I poured two ltrs of coke over his head for it and I was the one who got in trouble.
Also when we were on a family holiday my mum kept saying about how all the girls love my brother because he is tall and I mentioned one girl I'd seen looking ag me and she said I was probably mistaken. How fucking dogshit is that.
Is it any wonder I post on Jow Forums. The army did wonders for me though and I'm now happily married
My brother is shorter and fatter than me and his gf is 8/10.
Learn to play guitar fellas
my little brother is an olympic athlete, but I have a science PhD. My little sister is a badass paramedic. Pretty much can't complain. We're all succeeding in very different ways, which is ideal imo.
older than my younger brother by 5 years
completely mog the shit out of him in terms of height, facial aesthetics, frame, and even hair
he's got a bald spot on his crown already, while I still have a full head of hair with only some minor thinning
The only explanation I can come up with is that I played sports basically my whole life, while he gave it up in the 7th grade.
Went to the same highschool as these 2 - obviously far removed in time but Jake is very nice. Never talked to Maggie.
You ever walk in on your sister and her girlfriend and try to join in? As a joke of course haha.
My dad made fun of both of us for being fat neets. I started going to the gym with dad brother held the strong to the autism. Now me and my dad constantly shame my brother feels good man.
Visited my sister recently, she and her friends went to sleep at 22:45 on a fucking friday.
Spent an hour doing random body weight exercises in the guestroom waiting to become tired enough to fall asleep.
All I have is a jewish half brother who's 11. He's fucking tiny and is destined to be a manlet. I like to chase him down and pick him up upside down whenever I see him. Honestly I feel really sorry for him because not only is his mom a crazy bitch but she doomed him with short genetics. He's gonna be like 5 feet tall
my only sibling is a girl, and i could throw her ass through a mother fucking wall
that jew hair
They're all happa
My brother died six years ago. My sister is married to a cop that got in trouble in GA for shooting a black kid and now the live in bumfuck IL. I'm a Navy vet in school for EE.
How is it possible that on a board dedicated to fitness it's the third time in the last 10 minutes that I see someone talking about Jews. What's this fucking obsession all about?
It's a fitness board on Jow Forums
Wanna see the first and fourth fuck
respect that you hold no ill feelings toward your brother. fact is you can be like him if you better yourself and don't compare yourself to him.
help him, he is your brother and you could have easily been in the same position.
I'm sorry your parents try to justify it. I know this exact feeling. I wasn't molested but I got choked out by my alcoholic step dad. My mom defended him in court and defends him to this day.
Go into debt and get a degree in engineering, Electrical or Mechanical. Either is much more useful in the revolution than Physics. Learn to build rockets and radios, anything that can help the world fight back.
You'll have your day user.
.t Electrical Engineer and Physics graduate (Dual major)
It’s too late for me to be like him. I’m about to graduate college with no friends or real connections and its hard to make friends after college, and I had shit grades because I got depressed and struggled to focus so I will probably get stuck with a shit job. Meanwhile he is in a great fraternity with lots of well connected guys who will probably be his friends for life, and he will undoubtedly land an amazing job when he graduates because always applies himself fully and is smart and everyone likes him. I wish I could be like him but I wouldn’t want to trade lives with him because I wouldn’t want him to be stuck with mine.
But she's outstanding in Secretary. Watched this movie like a hundred times
reminder that skeleton abs count for shit
newfagging this hard
Jow Forums is a /pol/ board
I know I said to be like him, that was my mistake and it's yours as well. don't compare yourself to him and you can be better in different ways and compliment each other well as brothers should
I wouldn’t go so far as to say ugly, but she is homely, boring, plain.
Get big and beat him within an inch of his life. Almost no jury alive would convict for that
You’re right. I try to focus on becoming the best version of myself but I feel like its not possible for me to make it and be happy at this point because I’ve wasted so many opportunities and resources at this point and might not ever get a good job or get into a good grad school and i’m so alone
My girlfriend said I’m cuter than my younger brother although I have to admit, all of his GF‘s have been pretty hot. probably just because he’s 62 while I am a 59 manlet.
it was kinda funny
I didn't laugh
but it was kinda funny
i am the least attractive...
lurk more before posting
I'm the only one who is emotionally stable, neurologically sound, physically fit and generally good to be around. I have heard this from multiple sources, I wouldn't say it otherwise.
I'm also a fucking loser, though, so maybe things balance out in the end.
I struggle with these thoughts as well, I try to not worry about the past and what could have been. I choose to focus on how different my future can be if I change things now.
How do you compare to your siblings Jow Forums?
We're both 6'1"
I'm 2 years older (28yo)
Lilbro eats no more than 1500 calories a day, steals fruit from offices at his workplace and runs 2x a week (still doing the same couch to 5k that he has done for the last 3 years)
I eat clean and weigh in at 200lbs after training properly (on and off) for a good 5 years
Lilbro's most frequently visited friend is a 45yo woman who takes him shopping with her kids, no she isn't fucking him
I still hang out with my friends from school
Lilbro is a virgin
I'm banging a seef eefrican QT
Lilbro owns his own house
I burn money by renting
my brother is really big by normo standards top tier genetics, good face, broad shoulders, great muscle development barely lifts too, hes like 5'7" tho
khv means kissless hugless virgin though
tattoos are faggy, but amren borther,
My mom and I were clinically dead when she birthed me and got reanimated after the fact, so she didn't want to have another child. I'm an only child and I always wanted a little brother.
Fuck the trash you come from. Build a dynasty starting with yourself.
If you mean this one you need to keep in mind the guy on the left is the biggest fraud in history
only in /r9k/ where you're clearly from
real people give hugs as greetings
Before plastic surgery and no photoshop
all my siblings are dead. So I guess I'm doing just fine I guess.
They have a lower bf % than you though
OK user, I have to laugh
south african QT
based. Is she blonde?
My only sibling is a brother who is now a mtf tranny. There’s no use comparing myself to him, that bar is way too low.
I mog him in every possible sense. He's had some recent, major health problems though so i feel bad.
Is that his sister? Jesus where did her cheekbones go?
Also my brother is a PhD in physics while I'm struggling in mE undergrad
oldest of three brothers
middle brother can take care of himself. Stoner who teaches English to Chinese students and travels countries where the dollar is strong. Picks up odd jobs along the way
youngest brother is a vapid idiot who lives with parents. Pretty sure he fried his brain doing LSD too young. Just works and somehow saves no money despite living at home rent free. (He makes more money than me during tourist season too)
me, chemistry-cel living away from home. Loner with A few friends, work in Agro lab and pay off loans+rent. Been shrewd enough to put away 2,300 despite making shit money.
my brother looks identical to me but he's 2 inches taller
my income is double his though so all is balanced
German Nazi youth propaganda is my fitness motivation
My sister is a dyke(feminine tho) Hillary voter that makes way more than I do but lives in a one bedroom shithole because she chose to live in a huge city and got a retarded degree from a school that costed 20k a year.
I’m in the military, married with a kid on the way, my own house and I voted for Trump. My parents 100% like me more but would never say it.
2,3 in total or per month?
Imagine being this fucking new.
You’ll know about the Jews in time
imagine being 18 years old getting molested by your 24 year old brother.. you liked it faggot
Essentially mog my older brother into oblivion.
More handsome, even his girlfriend thinks im cuter.
50lbs heavier and way more lean, 6 pack vs beer belly
dont smoke cigs or weed or drink often. He does all 3
employed at microsoft as a data scientist making over 120k a year, wife of 5 years works at google as a data analyst making 105k.
brother and his gf are chefs pulling 80k combined.
He's a good guy tho
In total. I only make 14 an hour. I put about 200 a month into savings and the rest into loans, bills, food, and other stuff like books and hanging with friends. Except for the occasional month where 3 paychecks fall in it. Then I dump most ( like 80%) of the third paycheck into savings. I had this job for less than a year so I’m happy with having saved this much
I have two younger sisters and am the only male in the family (dad was arrested when I was 10 and cut off from the family). Both sisters are married, and have stable careers which they are seeking to improve upon through extra hours or education. One just bought her first house this year. Between the two of them, they've lost probably 100 lbs and are at normal weights (though Ive never been overweight)
As for me, I'm 27, won't have my bachelors until next year after 10 years of college, live off of disability and excess scholarships, and have only been in 2 relationships both of which lasting only three months
glad to hear those last words
That's really shitty pay for having a Chem degree.
Its my first job out of school and I didn’t have a lot of experience beyond school. It’s a good first job.l though. Very forgiving and I’ve gotten to get a bit of experience with HPLC. Hopefully, I can get more hands on experience with HPLC, and get some work on GC then I can jump ship to a better job. Chem degrees aren’t very high paying but are incredibly stable. I’ll always have a job thankfully.
both my older brother and my younger brother are around 6.2 while i'm hardly 5.7
I see, how much debt do you have?
I'm debt free but my wife has $150k debt and it gets me really worried. She did a grad degree in Chem engineering and a MBA so I don't think she won't be able to pay it off, but she'll be 26 when she gets out of school and I'm not putting a kid into her before she paid it all off.
I'm worried that she'll take to long to pay it off for us to have the 4 kids we want
Why are you finally getting your bachelors after 10 years?
Been in college for 10 years now and I'm nowhere near my bachelors, come on my level
You're not doing it right
Then again if you haven't done any LC in undergrad... LOL
My little brother has god tier facial aesthetics but he's a manlet and probably not gonna grow much. He started lifting, really proud of that. Good age to begin too 17. My little sister is a girl. So pretty normally I suppose. Though I'm a 22 yo kissless virgin and both my siblings have had relationships despite being much younger.
Thanks for reading my blog
Considering my alcoholic sister drank herself to death at the age of 34, I think I’m doing ok by simply being alive.
tell him to start literally cycling, an inversion table, heaps of pullups and lots of stretching, get his nutrition sorted, 10 hours sleep a night
cycling can no shit make you grow like a motherfucker
He's better looking but I'm more Jow Forums.
cycling can no shit make you grow like a motherfucker
I don't think he's insecure enough to care about that shit. He's literally got a 9/10 face (no homo, lil bro.) so he will never have trouble getting girls because of his height.
best social skills
studied "digital marketing" at Uni and works as a copywriter
artistic talent (drawing, sketching, painting)
average social skills
studying computer science and mathematics at Uni
better endurance and overall fitness
whats her porn name
Chronic illness which is also a disability. I've had to drop a lot of semesters and take half time ones when health was too bad to get shit done. I started back in 2010 and next year is the closest end date provided it goes well
Sierra Skye and her sister
Have an older sister by 10 years and i've never had a meaningful conversation with her in the 15+ years we lived together. It's kinda weird being told someone who i barely know is my sister.
That sucks, I hope you can manage through it user.
gets laid whenever he wants
2 kids and wife
makes more money than me
live with my grandfather
same job as me
doesn't get laid
Bachelors degree in physics
lift more than my brothers combined
doesn't get laid
live with a roommate
Would say it's decent compared
that movie is so sweet
My fucking oldest sister is taller than me. I'm 6'2" and she's 6'3"
Igbo Nigerian genetics are weird
Older sister is mid thirties, doesn't exercise, single, got a degree in finance, and works as an accountant.
Younger sister is mid twenties, doesn't exercise, single, got degrees in psychology and computer science, and works as a web developer.
Little brother is early twenties, doesn't exercise, shit diet, single, suicidal, failed out of college, mooching off my parents.
I'm the tallest, strongest, fastest, wealthiest, have the highest degree (PhD) of the four us and I'm engaged. My siblings are still at home living within 30 minutes of my parents. I left home over a decade ago, hundreds of miles away and never looked back.
Don't you like your family?
My older brother is successful in the corporate world and recently got a house and has his first child on the way
My older sister recently got her masters and is now making a ton of money
My younger brother is a Brad/Chad hybrid who just started in college
Me? I pick things up and put them down
Older brother is a beta who works in a lab at a Uni and still lives at home at 25
Older sister is a NEET leeching off our parents, also living at home at 23
I'm goint to Uni this year and hoping I can do better than them and actually make my parents proud.
last i heard from my father who was absent all my life, my half brother still shit the bed up til at least 20s late teens.
i'd say i'm doin ok.
though your heart is breaking....
sounds like you're trying pretty hard, faggot
Women getting the vote has led to every single socialist and liberal policy we have. Our debt continues to skyrocket
holy shit wtf dude, you're second paragraph is exactly what I've been pondering and I'm a mech engi grad.
My older brother is a chad. And im posting on /fit.
same but it's my younger brother
a-at least im the "smart" one
the fuck is up with his shoulders
Me eldest child
Got dad's strong jawline
6'2" despite my mum and dad being under 5'9"
Always top of class
Good degree and job
Found myself a qt virgin wife
Pretty good shape
Living very comfortably with good career prospects
As smart if not smarter than me but hung with the wrong crowd and dropped from uni
Did drugs for a time but got herself straight
Found herself a good guy
Life choices means she now works in retail
So she fucked up but got it in order as best she can and is a pretty good person now. Always gets compliments on how pretty she is.
Buck teeth and triangle chin
Acts smart but really isn't
No social skills
Better looking than brother 1 but still completely average
Asshole that doesn't know how to behave properly
Not particularly smart but not stupid either
Hanging with the wrong crowd and fucking his life up
Stupid as fuck, mentally impaired
So I'm the only "successful" child with my sister being semi-successful. I can look at my sister and feel related to her but when I see my brother's they are all short stupid little fucks that I would think were adopted if I hadn't held them as babies.
Well proportioned and naturally muscular
Literal 9/10+ face
Awkward as fuck, still had girls falling on him
Fell for tumblr / lgbtqabcdefg propaganda and got fat, lost face gains, started complaining about everything, and questioning sexual identity
Also dropped out of biology degree at university as result
Naturally more athletic, not as good proportions
Attractive, but more of 7-8 face instead of 9+
Have to try quite hard to get (good) girls
No mental health issues
Almost done Electrical/Computer Engineering double major
My brother could have mogged the shit out of me with his natural potential, but I can safely say I've passed him at this point
Don't get jewed
I did physics research instead because I thought it'd be fun.
Please, my heart
Alive and depressed. I should have died instead of my twin sister.
awkward as fuck
clumsy and not athletic at all
smart and lazy, always took the easy path
anxiety issues since really young
high functioning autism
I almost fell for the Tumblr propaganda at uni. I wish I had a Peterson figure telling me to wash my benis during those days. Several years later I'm fit and doing much better overall
hit puberty early
very athletic, lean as fuck
really outgoing, amazing social skills
fucked a lot
His growth stopped at 5'8, girls didn't fall for him as much as they used to, got fat when he stopped doing sports, dropped out of uni and started smoking weed. He works at a shitty retail job now. He got a taste of heaven and now he's stuck in hell.
Moral of the story, attitude matters a lot more than most /r9k/ users tend to believe
I'm shorter than my brother but I have a nicer face and I probably have about 20 IQ points on him, we're both still sick dudes tho
How did you get molested at 18? Didnt you fight back?
I have two older brothers.
Oldest is about 1m87 and 120kg.
He went to uni and got average degree.
Divorced and remarried with one kid.
Middle is about 1m87 and 90kg.
He went to uni and got STEM degree.
Married with two kids.
I'm about 1m70 and 70kg.
Went to uni and got STEM degree plus grad degree.
Married with no kids.
I make more than the others.
I workout more but am not as strong.
Maybe one day fitizens.
Why is moving away from your home town seen as such an accomplishment? I like the area I grew up in and want to live near my parents. I dont get this shit at all.
It's a retarded american mindset. It exists since the Manifest Destiny times, don't worry too much about it. I've never seen this kind of mentality anywhere else in the developed world, only in shitholes and other countries with really high youth unemployment (Spain, Portugal, Greece)
Literally all 6 of us look like our dad, but with our mother's hair.
and molested me until I was 19
Faggot, a real man wouldnt even let any other bot touch him at age of 5. I was throwing punches and fighting back since I was a kid. I was 4 yo when i pushed a kid and kicked him in the head because he wanted to take my lego pistol away from me, he never fucked with me ever again. Same shit in middle school, kid tried to fuck around with me, he got his ass kicked. Same in high school, etc.
This piece of human garbage got even so much support that he managed to get a masters degree in physics, meanwhile I was left alone my entire life and now I'm a 25 year old college drop out
Dont blame others for your own failure. Youre pathethic and should fucking kill yourself loser.
Older sister, 30
living with her boyfriend
in decent shape
good job and career
still lives at home but has lived in other states
historically in bad shape but has lost weight
i can basically do no wrong
Lift until you're strong enough to molest him back. Until then you deserved it.
If you knew your tattoo would be shit, why would you get it?
Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like a painting that got rained on
Lol nice LARP, Greg
had a better job than my siblings
undoubtedly fucked hotter women (strippers who fell in love with me outside the club) than my siblings
almost had a kid with a silicon valley girl, so better potential family life if i'd really wanted it
worked a solid high-level silicon valley operations job, so better professional life at peak
my siblings are all stable blue collar or small business owners
they're happily married
my life is a non-stop roller coaster of high and low moments
please just kill me
my older sister is a fake lesbian dog mom with no ambition. doesn't do drugs or party, just goes to work and watches netflix and has never/will never do anything remarkable.
my younger brother is an emotionally incontinent sjw retard who thought he could make it on broadway and wasted a fuckload of time and money pursuing that end without having any kind of resume or connections in the industry, in other words a complete utter fucktard, the quintessential millennial. he pretends he's gay for intersectionality points but i know he pines over women he knows.
i'm fit, have a decent job, have achieved many things in my life that i'm proud of and am better than my siblings in every way.
you suck dick for letting your younger brother turn out like that and deep down, no matter what you post, you'll go to bed tonight knowing it.
college graduate but doesn't use her degree
is 26 but still lives with my mom
currently working as a part-time substitute teacher and doing dumb hippie shit the rest of the time
naturally skinny and doesn't have to worry about fitness
college dropout and super insecure about it
live in a bachelor pad
former fatass and now devoted to health and fitness
Honestly sometimes I look down on her and other times I'm jealous of her life
Are ur initials bjms by any chance?
Brother plays prop in rugby
Im still bigger than him
Vidya nerd in the chair force. Failed out of college. Chubby as fuck, lazy, and barely passes his annual PT. Wants to move to Japan after he's out to teach English and live in "Nintendo Mecca." Hyperlib and probably a legit cuck, assuming he could even get a girl.
Psycho, selfish bitch with insane image issues. Been hospitalized twice for eating disorders, once for rhabdo. Does marathons and Zumba. Was probably a Pike Bike during undergrad. Thinks Real Housewives are lucky and that the show is real. Despite this, working on her MBA at a top 10 program. 95% probability she'll be a Vegas cougar in 15 years.
Played rugby and did olympic lifting in college. Still lift. Finished my MBA from a top 25 school last year. Manager at a pretty big consulting firm. Married; wife hates the stepsibs.
I don't know what the fuck my dad was thinking when he married my stepmom.
almost has a masters degree
works and studies
bad metabolism so she always looks a bit chubby even tho she works out quite often
long time bf
work to have money to travel
Uni dropout, working on my doctorate before I've even gotten back into uni, been part of a few big deal breakthroughs in biology
very slimfit, godmode metabolism
strong chin, good frame, best hair in the family by far, black, thick and green/yellow eyes
haven't been single/without a steady income of women since I was 17
king of manlets 5'10
last year was typical zoomer, fortnite, making youtube vids acting like a retard, got shitfaced every other weekend with tard friends
turned it around, just hit 5pl8 deadlift
into aesthetics so fancy clothes hairstyle/beard good chin etc, probably drowning in women
always has been a spoiled brat though
yeah, i remember the first time he spouted sjw "power+prejudice" type shit to me in like 2006, i was just like lmao what a retard and moved on with my life not knowing he had basically been inducted into a weird suicide cult. oh well, he was always kind of a crybaby anyway, being the youngest and most babied of us all.
Not entirely funny. His brother was born with a genetic condition. Ashton wanted to become a doctor to try and find a cure but followed acting to help pay for medical expenses.
my sisters are alright!!!
I mean his brother would be fairly handsome if he smiled normally and his eyes weren't defective
younger brother is 5'9 (avg. height is 5'7) and has chad eyes and eyebrows, square face, has a huge social life, is pretty alpha
I'm 5'6, genetic eyebags ruin my eyearea, asymmetric face, dislike people and prefer being alone and lonely
At least am Jow Forums right, guys? haha
You can make friends outside of college. I just joined a politically incorrect book group through meetup.com. Met a bunch of awesome pol-tier guys that I can talk about Charles Murray, rapefugees, and the jews with.
older bruv is a tall, lanky, balding skelly but an absolute top lad that oozes charisma and is funny as fuck
older sister is a fatty benefit scrounger with three kids from three different blokes and has an absolute cancer personality
I’m the shortest out of the three of us but I have a full head of hair and have retard strength but I’m a autist when it comes to social interactions
I would say I’m jealous of my bruvs charisma but I love him to much to hate on him, despise my sisters guts though
you sound like you have real problems with empathy. while you're gonna be fine, i feel bad for the decent people around you.
parents have narcissist-enabler dynamic
mom insane cunt for as long as i can remember, dad never puts his foot down
they have me, user, and my brother 6 years younger
brother is golden child, i am problem child
this is despite brother clearly being actual problem child
he's in highschool and reads at least 4 years below level, mom still reads to him in bed like a child
has been arrested, expelled/suspended from school
he acts like a stooge for my parents, mimicking things they say/do and taking their side against me
this extends to the realm of fitness
he's an "athlete" and I never was
looks like a pudgy 11 year old, follows shit fitness advice from school coaches or whatever fad junk my mom is in to
mocks me for trying to get Jow Forums and doing real work in the gym and trying to eat right
I tower everyone in my family by height and all my cousins and siblings are weak af
10 years older than me. A solid 8 has a nice body nice face but has 2 kids at 33 years old
6 years younger than me. About 6' tall nice facial features and and skinny. Has a real model look to him but a bit autistic.
23, 5'6,kinda big forehead, apart ears, maybe push to a 6 on a good day. Complete and utter failure in life. Never even hugged a girl.
be me, only child
mother 34, father nearly 40 when i was born
provided me with good financial opportunities growing up because didn't need to spread the money among multiple children (vacations, paid for college) and since they had a long time
never taught me even the slightest life tips
father an asocial. narcissistic asshole with a serious anger problem, hit me a lot growing up, rarely wanted to play with me, never seen him have a friend in my entire life
grew up to be basically exactly like him
rarely saw my small extended family so not close to them at all
now 27 and a very weird friendless kissless virgin worthless waste of resources manchild
many many times have been told by people "wow user that explains everything about you!" when i reveal that im an only child
wish i had a sibling to see if they would be normal or if we would both be fucked
sister has 2 kids at 33, perfectly fine and normal for a woman and you say "but" like its a bad thing
I wish there was a way to connect with people like you guys that are local to me without it turning into a shitty MLM scam or something equally shady. At least we could burn some time together to get away from tfw no gf feeling.
i dont want to "connect" with fellow autistic losers like me.
What do you do to socialize outside of posting here then?
basically nothing outside of going to work. i know its weird to be a loser and not want to associate with other losers. "normies" make me angry with how great their lives are and i dont like them, but i dont like losers either. i dont like anyone really. even though im miserable and alone every waking moment i also dont want to have friends or be in a relationship either so i dont try
He’s ugly as shit
I was the same way but the loneliness grew on me as I got older. Now everyone is married and has established circle of friends and I have no one.
yeah its already over for me unfortuantely
...he looks way better here...
It’s hard to believe people think plastic surgery looks good ever. He looks like a mutant in the other pic
She sounds like a better person
Sisters and I both have masculine features. They still have boyfriends while I don't have a girlfriend anymore.
I'm not a genius but they're all pretty slow on the uptake.
They can call it a night after a drink while I have issues stopping once I start that has led me to stop drinking at all.
They have light political convictions while my opinions are polarizing and extreme. (this was exacerbated by drinking)
I'm generally lazier than they are, but am trying to fix that.
Pretty much all I have going for me is I'm a bit better looking and a tad bit smarter on paper.
I'm glad for their success in life, and will continue to try and improve mine without sacrificing my convictions.
Lol at the anorexic ugly one. Genetics are a bitch.
Yet republicans explode the debt every time they’re in office
Fuck off. Life isn't as simple as "LOL JUST EPICALLY TROLL YOUR LIBERAL FAMILY IRL XD"
Being this new
Get off Jow Forums while you still can. This place will do nothing for you
no one can really be gay
Are you hiding something?
one older sister
eating disorder and short
Smart af, masters in biology or some shit, works for a lab now
6'0, normal weight
unemployed drug addict
I'm definitely the ugliest.
What makes you think you have a good metabolism? How many calories do you maintain on?
You sound like a fucking loser dude
No. Kill yourself for voting for trump you retard
not eating your siblings for childhood gains
you're never gonna make it
yet they both got gfs before me because autism
im in the black on black and the oldest brother
My younger brother (1.5 years) always used to be the slim and sporty one, and I was the fat one. He's got a girlfriend now for 5 years and in all that time has just been getting fatter and fatter, while I've been lifting and getting swole. I have no beef with him anymore as we've both grown up and I'm more worried about wtf he's doing to his health.
Kim Jong-Un should've lifted too
Did you photoshop your dad in the picture lmao
lel im the one that left the house and never came back. just up and packed my shit and left one day, i just do monthly visits now
cool story bro
ths level of autism
has adapted to crushing pressure and oppressive darkness
Fell for tumblr / lgbtqabcdefg propaganda
No mental health issues
The gay tattoo squad
You guys gonna go down there for the war when it kicks off?
I think you're the one with mental health issues
My little sister thinks I´m a chad because I´m outgoing now and she´s still shy.
Good thing she doesn´t know its mainly because after fighting through depression and wanting to kill myself every day you really start to realize how pointless worrying about what others think of you is.
I´m trying my best to get her to overcome her own insecurities without having to face the hell I did and stay fit too.
so yeah. I just want her to do better than me, even we´re not really comparable due to the age difference
this made me laugh more than it should have
my sister just hates men and is not actually attracted to women. my brother used to date girls and would get seriously enamored with them, but he got cheated on a couple times and gave up and probably wanted to live up to the anti-straight white male shit he was parroting all the time.
there are real homosexuals, then there are people with shitty parents who are fed a diet of tumblr ideology classes and will & grace.
I'm in a similar situation except no molesting, bro got all support and parents paid all his tuitions while I had to get into debt for my degree, paid for driving lessons and car while I had to spend birthday and christmas money, he always got expensive computers and consoles while I got jack shit, and he got congratulations and validation for everything he did while I was hated on for getting B instead of A grades, but it was perfectly fine when he got D.
He's now dead by my hand and ive done the jail time for it, but looking back it was more the fault of my retard parents than him so I honestly hated the wrong guy. If they hadn't allowed this shit to happen in never would've been pushed that far
taller than me by 5 inches
has always been fat all his life
now breathes heavy
has all his hair at 27 years old
cant grow a beard though
is a doctor
has had a string of serious relationships
current gf is a qt
can grow a full beard
Jow Forums by normie standards
has had only two gfs in entire life
one was a trap
one was a whore,a ridiculously beautiful whore though
I believe life is what you make it. I wanted to be a doctor too but fucked up my entrance exams terribly. The past three years have been amazing though. Made social,health and career gains. I am scared that after college,my life would never be this good again.
Based af. You win the thread, user. It's the worst you could have done to your shitty parents, and they deserve it.
Have you ever been attracted to them?Be honest. Ever tried to sniff their dirty panties and bras?Ever scoop their tampons out of the trash?
Bet he avoids family reunions like the plague
Got any pics of your elder bro's tat?
What an amazing family. wew
Did she do anal?
Greentext your fight?
Big if true
You sound like a fucking virgin dude
redpilled. so redpilled
With that attitude it's no wonder that you don't have friends.
I'm the eldest of 3 bros (33yo, 31yo, 27yo in descending order)
I hit 6'0" then got chunky at 21
the other two stayed lean, and are both 6'3" respectively
thin dudes, narrow shoulders
I'm a fridge
we all swam, but I took up rugby when the other two were surfing
jokes on those bitches, old man strength has kicked in at 30 as I got into lifting
people ask if I'm their older cousin all the time
they look 28, I look 38
they're single, I've been in a relationship for 12 years
crazy how you take up different paths when you leave school
I'm the youngest and smallest in size but i have both of them in height. Oldest brother browses here, middle is a normie
my political opponents deserve to die
What does this say about you?
I'm the oldest and the shortest of the 3 males at 6'1", but I think I'm the only one who's gotten laid so I guess I'm still the chad
Oh fug for a second I thought you were my youngest brother, but hes definitely bigger than me
Damn, this thread is amazing. So many insecure people trying to one-up their own family.
I have a sister, and there is no comparison or competition. We're family and I help her with her weaknesses and she helps me with mine. We share everything and look out for each others best interests. Competing with your family is not how to live a life.
What the fuck is wrong with you? You're angry at them for having great lives but refuse to make any effort to improve your own with even a bit of socialization?
You wallow in your misery like that's the only thing that matters, and the truth is, you like it cause it's easier.
I don't want to have friends
Learn to live with your choices holy shit
old man in skinny pants
cool necklace bro
fat mop head
pocket square and vans
Bunch of douchebags.
russians in saree
wtf i love indians now
he bothered to reply
not too bad then
My thoughts exactly.
My two older brothers have full heads of hair, and my hairline is on a fast train to fuckmeville.
The plus side is I stack on muscle. So I guess tha th ll keep me warm on cold nights. Cause my hair wont.
My brother is three years older than me and is the one who first took me to the gym. He's a great guy, is married to a crossfit girl and is planning to have a kid.
He's stronger than me, but I'm slowly catching up. My most loved person in the world, matched only by my sister. I fucking love having siblings.
didn't get a group of friends until college
balding at 21
only had 1 gf which didn't even last for 3 months
one night stands for validation
Good at academics. Very driven. Consistent honor student.
naturally lean despite not doing sports or any exercises
fairly attractive. Eyes, jaws, perfect teeth, good hairline.
good charisma and respected by peers. Good social life.
Virgin and kinda conservative. Has guys lining up for her only to deny them. (Hope she finds a good Trad Chad I can get along with)
The only thing we have in common besides having the same parents is that we're both chestlets.
my brother is smaller than me and less attractive but he has a bigger dick than me and is way smarter than me (in mechanical engineering at Canada's best school for engineering). Meanwhile, I'm going on to my 5th year in a regular biology degree.
Brother 1 is winning. You're in second
You're the real faggot
Jake's sis has always looked old. Check her young pics and you'll see that.
Reading comprehension 100
this /gif/ is very informative
voting for a fatass president
bro...u aint gonna make it...
a cook that lives under a pineaple
has a qt gf maybe wife now
healthy with a great white collar job
had his first child, a boy
still in contact with the family
unhealthy for most of my life, this has changed a lot for the better though
not in contact with my family since my mother were very abusive towards me
I want to believe I'm more free than him.
damn nigga wtf lol thats pretty fucked
My older brother’s body fat percentage is naturally very low, but I tower him in height by 4-5 inches. My bro is very aerobic by biking and climbing while I’m a basic weightlifter. I’m pretty novice and would love to hit a high intermediate. my bpi is like 13-15%. I’m well shaped, but not cut like my brother
Idk both pretty good. I’m a tiny bit taller but idk if it will stay that way.
ConORE you in here?
Ca you hold this anatomically correct doll and show us where this man has touched you?
Oldest and by far ugliest of three brothers. Both my bros still have a full head of hair, started losing mine at 16. Both my brothers have been in multiple relationships and have gfs they love. I have never been in a relationship. I’m 6 foot exactly. Both my brothers are at least 6’2. Brothers easily outlift me. To live is to suffer.
You make it sound like looking middle aged is desirable
cringe, but redpilled
Thank you friends
We actually get on a lot better since. I don't know if that's cause he fears me or realised his dumbass ways.
I've never confronted my mum about some of the things she said.
One was breast fed the other was bottle fed with formula
it's crazy how much easier it is to succeed as a female. the modern world is literally built for females.
just b urself bro
Kill him user, I'm saying this as a Christian on the eve of Good Friday, we can't expect God to do all the work
Majored in Stats
Working in NYC as a data analyst
Rich but coal burner
Was sweet to me growing up. Sends parents money when needed.
has vibrant social life
Chill but is lib as fuck, has nigger values besides work ethic.
Work ethic is asian tier. Very productive, very successful, model first child but is dating a free loading nigger. Really is a piece of shit.
Summer of freshman year in college I chocked my sis after we had a big argument about her dating said nigger and her hitting me one too many times. Frankly I got pissed. After this incident, her bf tried to rush me. Fortunately he was malnourished from my sis feeding him a vegan diet all the time. We had a fight with her bf and I hari gosh-id his ass to the floor. Was about to ground and pound his face into a sack of meat but didn't want legal troubles.
Sis threatened to call the cops and told me to gtfo of her apartment. I left and fucked around in NYC for a time until I took the plane back home. Was pretty chill desu.
We're on good terms now.
Very tall for a girl and athletic growing up.
Was very wholesome too
Unfortunately became kinda a cunt due to her hanging out with bitches in high school and having a chaotic environment at home.
Hard on the outside, soft on the inside
Narcissistic from insecurities. ADHD.
Treated us like shit growing up. Still does.
Majored in Art/Film in Cali
has close circle of cunt friends
Full lib learning gave her ED, a smoking addiction, and made her kinda frumpy ngl.
Now working as a hostess. Feelsbadman. Was considered very hot back in her youth.
Hope she gets better.
5'11 (king of manlets)
nice bod and ok face
cadet at USMA
lonely everyday and want to kms
exercise used to help
parents approve of my direction in life but for some reason I want to just run away and live on a farm somewhere
probably has seasonal bipolar disorder
The short Mongoloid is clearly a narcissist and has an inferiority complex.
My brother is a dyel skinnyfat who weighs as much as me but I am 10% bodyfat
On the off chance you haven't left the thread yet
I'm working in Europe as a software dev and in the first job after graduating I'm making about 72k USD pre-tax.
Should I grind my days and slowly work my way up or is applying to big name big pay companies the best way to go forward?
Green text fight with vegan nigger