Let's go boys
CHADO
Thomas Jenkins
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Oliver Lewis
Almost half of the people on Jow Forums can't tick a single square off that pic.
Brody Collins
I like the concept of this, but don't think the execution is too great. There are too many squares that I would say don't fit.
Isaac Reed
So being Chad means being a degenerate and getting all the stds known to man?
Grayson Ward
ok here's mine, did I win?
Ian Gutierrez
More like degeneracy-o. You could literally marry a 10/10 virgin waifu and only check 3 squares.
Julian Rogers
>lose virginity as free space
Jeremiah White
Literally every single one except the first 3 on the bottom row!
Feels good bro!
Lincoln Morgan
Yeah this is more like Hedonist-O.
Jack Green
Get on my level virgins
Easton Long
you know, there's more to being Chad than just fucking XYZ different types of women.
Noah James
Camden Evans
Chad doesn't fuck traps bro
Matthew James
You keep telling yourself that
David Gray
Forgot that I did one.
Jace Torres
>fucked a girl someone else was in love with
Honestly if you've fucked a girl you've almost certainly done this.
Leo Richardson
Jesus Christ guys I’m not even remotely close to a chad I’m a low lever normie at best
Grayson Roberts
Fuck, so close.
Henry Sanders
Only 18, am I a chad?
Jacob Rodriguez
No chado
Oliver Peterson
Ask me anything you want.
Joseph Ross
t. Had a gf since I was 18 (21 now)
Never worn a condom, took her virginity.
My body count is still one though
Cooper Baker
I don't really consider myself a Chad tho, just very horny at times
Nicholas Price
Fug, close in a couple spots
Chase Kelly
Based pure user
Eli White
marry her you fucking faggot
Easton Richardson
I'm now in a relationship with a girl I really like, and I'd probably marry, and my only regret is I've never fucked a girl under 20.
Adrian Cooper
Rejected a female
That's all
Alexander Jenkins
No. She’ll be old by the time I’m ready to have kids (going to med school)
Gonna trade her in for a younger model
Jason Bennett
dont have regrets like that while in a relationship
i was in the best relationship of my life but regretted not sleeping with more girls so i ended up cheating and ruining it
>feelsbadman
Easton Perez
fucked a girl who was engaged but not a married woman
Luis Powell
Don't get me wrong bro I'd never do it. It's just something I would've liked to have done in life, as opposed to threesomes/orgies/fucking taken women which I was never interested in.
Xavier Gutierrez
you fucked a tranny bro?
Cameron Jones
Did she end up getting married? If yes it counts
Also inform the husband lmao
Gavin Rodriguez
Would be a bingo if arranged different.
Ayden Hill
honestly I have no clue, gonna stalk her on facebook and find out will report back
Austin Long
yah bro, when in Rome (Thailand) I didn't realise she was a tranny before I got her back to the hotel, but she was about a 9/10 so I just ass-fucked and called it a day
Liam Ortiz
Does this mean I'm a double chad?
Henry Jones
I need to up this, I’m gonna complete this entire image before the end of 2020
David Hill
Fucking the girl that someone else was in love with was vivid one I remember.
>summertime, Freshman in HS
>Me and my long time friend both know this petite blonde haired emo girl
>Typical teenage girl, No dad, Mom in prison, Damaged
>Friend is falling for her and texting her all this romantic shit and being a simp.
>I spend time with her even though she has not said she's in a relationship with him or anyone else.
>One day walk around the neighborhood with her talking about her life and chatting it up flirting.
>asks if I want to hangout at her house
>Go inside her house, She lives with her fat aunt who doesn't give a shit who comes in.
>Go inside her room and start watching a couple youtube videos on her bed.
>We flirt more and I end up cuddling next to her.
>Cuddling turns into more touching and I'm touching her breasts, Firm perky tits.
>Touching turns into kissing.
>I'm about to lose my virginity for the first time.
>Take off her skirt and panties
>I'm at 3rd base and I'm fingering her and licking her pussy while she bites the pillow and moans.
>I came prepared as I was hoping to have sex with her eventually.
>Take my shirt and pants off, Pull out condom from my wallet and proceed to put it on.
>Slip my dick inside of her and start going to town.
>Midway through me pounding her she gets a phone call, It's said friend.
>She tells me to answer it.
>"Hey user, Is so and so available? I'd like to talk to her."
>I tell him a lie that we were at the park in her said neighborhood and she left her phone with me while she went to go back to her house to get some water.
>"Okay user, Let her know that I called."
>TFW I was fucking this girl silly while my friend was falling in love with her.
>Kinda feel bad but I lost my virginity for the first time so I didn't care.
Zachary James
GUYS CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
jowforums.com
It's this exact thread but on a different site with names.
Adrian Stewart
absolute chad bro respect
Lincoln Gomez
I fucked a big tits 14 yrs old girl while i was 21
Americans would call me a pedo. But Europeans know better.
Look up the definition for pedophilia mutts.
Jackson Morris
Seriously, wtf is this shit?
Ryan Jones
thanks bro, I've only told one person about it IRL so it's nice to share it here
Brandon Walker
Well you're a shitty friend. I'd probably beat the shit out of you.
Isaiah Baker
You deserve to be cucked desu
Liam Gonzalez
Am I chad?
Luke Jackson
lol, so it seems like a bot that generates random names, and it used 2 different names for two of my posts, but the fucked up thing is the name it generated for my first post has the same initials as my real name
Anthony Evans
>lost my virginity for the first time.
you're basically still a virgin bro need to lose it between 3-5 times to truly not be a virgin
Daniel Jenkins
it is a fake site that copy and pastes Jow Forums threads
the owner is running a bot to scour threads so he can deceive advertisers to give him money
Sebastian Cox
Someone on Jow Forums posted it and I started going through it. I wonder what the purpose of it is. Why Jow Forums of all places?
Easton Russell
>have a girlfriend
>attended an orgy
If attended the orgy with the girlfriend, you're a beta cuck my dude
Xavier Harris
>the owner is running a bot to scour threads so he can deceive advertisers to give him money
Does that actually work? The funny thing is it changes Jow Forums and board names to Jowforum in the posts. That actually makes sense.
Nicholas Garcia
>20 and never done any of those
It's over.
Andrew Anderson
probably what the other user said, it's just a site owner extracting and hosting Jow Forums threads (which get such a high hit/post rate) to get advertising money
Isaiah Gonzalez
Okay, I've had sex 3 times. But this experience was by far the most intense and she enjoyed it. She said it was the best sex she had ever had. So I was proud of myself.
Wyatt Kelly
Middle row straight across
Brandon Cook
Yuuuuup
Robert Powell
it doesnt look like you're in any position to be rejecting females my man
Camden Jones
god im so fucking perfect
Luke Watson
They eventually got together but she cheated on him and they broke up. He never made a move for months and he knew she was a slut, He was extremely beta but that was a friend a knew for 2 years but I don't know him now
Angel Collins
kek
Daniel Carter
newfag alert, you've never heard of sheeky forums?
Evan Taylor
meh
Nolan Martin
i dont like black girls
and finding hot girls over 30 on tinder is almost impossible
other wise im what people call a fuckboi
Landon Cruz
Jose Ross
I don’t fear replacement
Brody Jones
I've been at parties that turned into orgies, but I didn't never participated so I'm leaving that one blank.
The secret about orgies is that most of the participants are in the flabby to obese range, with some hungry skeletons mixed in.
James Reed
If you check even a single box I want to kill you.
Liam Bennett
dis me
Aiden Phillips
you're gay
Joseph Bennett
some are these are now out of reach due to having GF
Xavier Martin
based tranny fuckers
Oliver Watson
Some of these are pretty degenerate.
Gabriel Hill
I am from germany and I think people like you should be hanged
Parker Cruz
> every single square has to do with sex
Wtf there’s a lot more to Chad than just slinging dick
Xavier Wood
I got 7 wanted 8 (Taken a girls virginity) but what I was already 22 she was 17 and Im 6'4 and literally couldnt fit my dick in her without making her cry so much I would get completly turned off?
Jaxson Green
This, but unironically.
Ryder Morris
body count is only 4, including one t girl lmao
ive been wanting to fuck a black girl for forever
break up and then go slut mode to get it out of your system
thats what all my older (early 30s) coworkers tell me and theyve never been happier
or if youre truly happier with her just stay with her
youre gonna make it brah
Joseph Nguyen
got 0 lads
Cooper Parker
REEEEE no CHADO 5-in-a-row for me
Wyatt Phillips
If you have had sex, you have had sex with a girl someone is in love with. 99% chance.
Jace Powell
I wasn't lifting when most of these happened
Ryan Hernandez
Being a chad isn't even a real thing just let us have our fun
Ryder Allen
Hot is hot, I take descriptive approach rather than a prescriptive approach to fucking
Daniel Gutierrez
I’ve never been to an orgy or had multiple girls at once. I gave up fucking sluts for my current gf because she’s 1. Still a virgin 2. Attends church regularly 3. Wants to have a family some day
Camden Hill
There may be a chance someone thinks they're in love with her, but they're realistically only in love with the idea of her.
Cooper Murphy
Liferulers de merda