Smug noodel

smug noodel

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>tfw shit in her bowl
tee hee

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>tfw no smug udon

feels bad man

>this made me feel like jerking off again

>no smug abusive gf who actually loves you

this is a thread about noodles, not whores. Go to another thread to talk about foids

long and chewy
occasionally gooey
the best things in life go good with chop suey
8 minutes to boil and 2 minutes to eat
admit it kid, you know noodles can't be beat

>admit it kid, you know noodles can't be beat
that was a cute

what a regrettable way to ruin a clean white blouse

>>tfw shit in her bowl

why?

I like bread more.

>ywn carry noodletoro
why live normalfaggots?

>why live normalfaggots?

to tap that sweet neet booty

to tap that sweet noodly

to tap that neet swoodly

she had it coming. next time I'll piss in her cereal

>she had it coming.

that's not for you to decide user

his butt was full of poop, so it was for him to decide

It's not for me to decide if I can't shit and piss into a 2D characters food?

>We [s4s] now
I welcome this.

I disagree with shitting in someone's bowl but I also agree on executive decisions regarding shit.
I'm so conflicted.

nope, sorry sweeties