What's your morning routine like Jow Forums?

Kevin Lewis
Kevin Lewis

What's your morning routine like Jow Forums?

Pic related is mine. I work 1 to 11pm btw

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David Davis
David Davis

patrick_bateman.txt

Bentley Bailey
Bentley Bailey

liesure

Jacob White
Jacob White

Should work on your calligraphy m8 LMAO you write like a level 3 retard Russian toddler.

Jason White
Jason White

I work 8-1630 so trying to get into the following routine
630 up and drink water
eat breakfast
715 feed cats and get ready for work
leave house at 750 as work is a 5 min walk
work
catch bus to gym 1645
gym 1700-1830
home by 1900
study until 2200
read or watch an episode of something entertaining, no wasting time deciding or on YouTube
lights out at 2300

Andrew Evans
Andrew Evans

PROCEED. TO. NEXT. TASK.
Fuck routines, i come home then i do whatever my sub 90iq brain makes me do

Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

Why are you waking up at 8:30?

Nolan Sullivan
Nolan Sullivan

45 minute workout

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

cats

pls be LONDON

Lucas Gutierrez
Lucas Gutierrez

Up at 6
Shit, eat, workout
Work at 8
That's it

Josiah Sanchez
Josiah Sanchez

walking to and from the gym plus working out only lasts 45 min
meditating

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Michael Scott
Michael Scott

12:00 wake up
12:30 be a neet
13:30 watch anime
16:20 watch anime while smoking weed
18:00 browse Jow Forums
18:30 give fitness advice even though you’ve never exercised
19:00 laugh at that incel with basketball shorts and converse shoes
20:00 jerk off
20:10 watch anime
23:00 take a shower
0:00 smoke more weed
2:00 go to sleep

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Carson Brown
Carson Brown

fucking DYEL meditates and journals longer than he actually lifts

Wyatt Edwards
Wyatt Edwards

Roughly this

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Mason King
Mason King

30 minute work out, 15 minute walk home. Hence why I shower at 10 am

Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

you forgot
shitpost on Jow Forums

not following your routine and being accurate with it, not gonna make it

Jeremiah Price
Jeremiah Price

get up
cry
eat garbage
pray for death

Evan Clark
Evan Clark

9 walk to gym
9:45 finish workout
What the fuck do you do at the gym? Walk in and then walk out?

Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

getting up before weeping
Rookie

Angel Price
Angel Price

based

Jordan Adams
Jordan Adams

Does anyone have a photo of that gym incel?

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

I work 8-1630
It's over.

Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

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Benjamin Hall
Benjamin Hall

What the fuck is wrong with you?

4:30 wake up
4:50 arrive at gym
6:30 back home from gym
7:15 leave for work
8:00 - 17:30 do work
18:15-10:00 cook food, chill out, sleep
4:30 repeat

fucking pussies

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Adrian Brooks
Adrian Brooks

do you just do like 2 exercises 3 sets each? what the fuck is the point? go change, go piss and then go change again and go home is better off

Levi Nelson
Levi Nelson

based

Jack Evans
Jack Evans

Nah Bro I get 14 weeks paid holiday a year and they are paying for my MEng in chemical engineering.

Sorry bud I just happen to be one of those weird guys with cats. They are alpha cats though (maine coons) pic related is one of them mogging a normal sized male cat.

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Leo Mitchell
Leo Mitchell

he only spends 45 minutes in the gym
How DYEL are you?

Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

not enough jerking off
but close
also you don't wait that long to smoke weed erry day

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

8 wake up
Snooze till 9 or go to the gym
Bath (i have no shower)
1030 decide it would be a good idea to go to work
1 pm get lunch
5 pm, get bored, go home
If not gym in the morning, gym at 7
Dinner
Free time until midnight
Sleep

Aaron Ramirez
Aaron Ramirez

what the fuck are these numbers
have some goddamn consistency in your fucking writing style holy shit I want to throttle you

Jeremiah Martinez
Jeremiah Martinez

read ten pages
It must take you years to finish a book

Henry Ortiz
Henry Ortiz

It must take you years to finish a book

How fucking huge are your books? 10 pages a day is roughly 1 book a month.

Gavin Brown
Gavin Brown

It should be something like this
7:00am wake up, get dressed, shower and brush teeth
8:00 walk to school
8:00-2:55 school
3:05 bus to work
5:00 clock in
6:30 eat lunch
9:30 clock out
9:50 bus home
11:00-12:00 eat dinner, watch anime or play vidya
12:00-1:00 work out
1:10-7:00 sleep
In reality it's more like
9:30am wake up, jerk off, shower
10:40 walk to school
11:00-2:50 school
3:10 bus to work
5:00 clock in
6:30 eat lunch
9:30 clock out
9:50 bus home
11:00-12:00 jack off then eat dinner
1:00-2:00 work out
2:00-4:00 anime/vidya, maybe jack off again
5:00-9:30 sleep

Xavier Moore
Xavier Moore

3:30am - Get Up and Shower
3:50am - Dress, eat a bowl of oats w/ two scoops of proton powder, make lunch
4:20am - Drive to work
5am - 1pm - Work
1:30pm - 3:30 - Gym
7:30 - Sleep

Nolan Scott
Nolan Scott

4AM wake up and take a 1 tsp of unsalted homemade cannabutter, go back to bed
6AM get up again and eat breakfast and do one of my exercise routines. Do whatever else I have to
nothing else to my schedule because I live off NEETbux and literally do whatever I want every day of the week
sucks having Crohns though

Grayson Walker
Grayson Walker

6.30am - Awaken
7.30 - Rise from my bed after reading the news on my phone
7.35 - Porridge and cup of tea (britbong)
7.45 - Dress, shit, pack bag, prep bike for work
8.00 - cycle to work
8.15 - clock in
12pm - lunch (soup, or tuna with olives, jalapenos and loads of herbs and spices and a few walnuts)
5.30pm - Leave work and eat protein bar
6.00 - Workout at gym for 1hr
7.15 - Arrive home
7.30 - Eat dinner with wife
8.00 - Shower
9.00 - xbox, freelance work or movie
11pm - To bed

Bentley Wilson
Bentley Wilson

I read for an hour before bed.

I like to read my bible or some religious texts from buddhism in the morning.

spending more than an hour in the gym
making it

Pick one

Jonathan Butler
Jonathan Butler

wake up at 8
breakfast and Jow Forums
10:30-12:00 morning training
lunch and Jow Forums
uni or work 14:00ish-18:00ish
small meal
19:00-20:30 evening training
evening meal and Jow Forums
nature documentaries and stretching
bed at around 23:00

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Kayden Cruz
Kayden Cruz

He's right though. Less than an hour isnt even trying, more than 1.5 and you're being lethargic.

Parker Jenkins
Parker Jenkins

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Gavin Scott
Gavin Scott

Not bad but it's always said to make your bed first thing.

Only 45 minutes to walk to the gym and do your workout?

Luis Nelson
Luis Nelson

11:00 - get dressed for work
goes on to paint or fucking skate in fresh work clothes

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Joseph Price
Joseph Price

Are you black by any chance?

Christopher Davis
Christopher Davis

wake up sometime between 8:00-9:00
two glasses of water
shit, shower, shave
make something to eat - either turkey breast with buckwheat or ground beef with rice
do NEET shit for the rest of the day

Dominic Davis
Dominic Davis

fucking kek makes me glad i'm a neet

Luis Nguyen
Luis Nguyen

Pretty much me but i shit twice. I dunno why

Caleb Sanchez
Caleb Sanchez

Both of those schedules are totally fucked up

Mason Sanchez
Mason Sanchez

I work out for at least 45 minutes. It's a 15 minute walk to the gym, then a 15 minute walk home.

How long do you rest between sets? I only rest for like a minute at most. I find if I dont knock out my work out quick, I loos that momentum personally.

Plus I go everyday but Saturday so theres no need for me to cram a lot of different sets in.

Levi Ramirez
Levi Ramirez

There are different kind of schedules, when i go all in its atleast 2 hours a day sometimes split day/evening thats when i gain the fastest.

Cooper Hernandez
Cooper Hernandez

7:00 wake up, shower, get ready for work
7:40 commute to work, listen to a podcast about news commentary or self improvement
8:45 arrive at work and eat some fruit for breakfast
9-5 work
6:00 arrive at local pool, get changed
6:30 swim 1 mile
7:00 shower, change
7:30 go home, hang out
11 sleep

Eli Nguyen
Eli Nguyen

Walk to gym at 9
Done with gym at 9:45
Meditate for 30 minutes

You spend more time sitting around literally doing exactly fucking nothing beyond breathing than you do in the gym. Don't ever post here again.

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Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

Anyone night shift?
go to work at midnight
shit but easy money
work with some equipment that's scratched me up
oh well chicks dig scars
get off work at 8am
get to bed around 8:30am
glorious sleep
3pm: wake up
grab a brush and put a little make-up (hide the scars to fade away the
get to parking garage to go get breakfast
realize when I get to my car I left my keys upon the table
Rest of the day is boring but you get the idea

Benjamin Ross
Benjamin Ross

get dressed for work
paint or skate in work clothes

I'm very confused

Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

06:30 up, breakfast shake.
07:15 gym
08:00 protein shake and shower
08:40 train to work
08:40-9:40 shitpost on Jow Forums
09:50 start work by eating a sandwich

Colton Butler
Colton Butler

Maincoons are the Übermenschen of cats

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Adrian Bailey
Adrian Bailey

up
work
home
tv
bed
rinse and repeat

Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

5 - wake up
5:30 - breakfast
6:30 - gym
7:30 - work
11:30 - lunch
4 - leave work
4:30 - run
5 - dinner
9 - bed

Leo Long
Leo Long

People like this are the types who get swindled by these "self help gurus." If you have to force yourself to read, you're doing it wrong. Meditating because some soulless dreg named Cayden or some shit in his "5 steps to a better life" youtube video told you to is fucking gay. off yourself

Ian Harris
Ian Harris

wake up
bathroom
shower
get dressed
eat breakfast
go to work
Not very exciting.

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

reminder to log your dreams down quickly after you wake up, takes only a minute and it will improve your dreams and retention ability very quickly and by a huge margin

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Benjamin Sanders
Benjamin Sanders

wake up
hang off pull up bar
sit in a third world pajeet squat
jump rope and do ez calisthenics for a bit to cold start
flexibility routine in between cooking and food cooling down
take supplements
shower with rinse only or shampoo + conditioner depending on day
brush teeth
skincare
get dressed
wagekek

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Jonathan Martin
Jonathan Martin

Meditation is literally the greatest thing you can do for yourself besides lifting

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

I hated myself even more as a NEET

Jack Cox
Jack Cox

6 and a half hours of sleep
suboptimal

Connor Bailey
Connor Bailey

getting up after 6am
starting work any later than 8am

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Isaiah Thomas
Isaiah Thomas

4:50 am wake up
4:51 am get washed
5:20 am make and eat breakfast
5:40 am get dressed
5:42 am make bed
5:45 am go to work

Brody Jenkins
Brody Jenkins

I do this too. But I haven’t wrote any down all week

Jack Diaz
Jack Diaz

I like my gym empty
4am - wake up and walk to gym
don't time the intermittent normal shit because I'm not autistic. Breakfast of five(5) eggs and some bacon and a banana.
7am - go work on school until classes start
2pm - 2nd meal
Then I spend the rest of the day doing basically nothing until
8pm - sleep

Leo Russell
Leo Russell

Hour commute to work

Just fucking kill me, an entire hour fucking doing nothing

Charles Clark
Charles Clark

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Connor Rodriguez
Connor Rodriguez

Wow, what a waste of a morning
Oh that's actually his

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Carson Ortiz
Carson Ortiz

0530 wake up, set rice cooker
0630 go to work
1500 finish work directly to gym
1730 home from gym, shower, eat
1900 browse the web or watch something
2030 wind down, eliminate blue light
2130 sleep

Gavin Jenkins
Gavin Jenkins

I have been driving 2 hours each way for the last 4 months. In the morning, like 4-6 am, there is barely any traffic but coming home I want to kill myself.

Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

based fellow catman

Joseph Flores
Joseph Flores

cat
man

Robert Murphy
Robert Murphy

My work days go like
2130 wake up for work, shit shave shower
2215 leave for work
0230 eat breakfast during lunch break
0700 off work, bring siblings to school
0830 get home and make lunch
1000 workout
1130 finish workout, shower
1330 dinner
1400 free time
1615 sleep

Off days I get more sleep and they're more erratic, but I still work out for at least an hour and a half.

Juan Roberts
Juan Roberts

get it?
you can meditate with the weights

Luke Nguyen
Luke Nguyen

wake up when I feel like, jerk off if I'm too hard to take a piss.
immediately do dishes laundry etc until done because I can't start my day when there's shit that needs done first
weigh myself
eat light breakfast
walk a little over 3mph for 2 hours
jerk off again
watch anime

That's pretty much it, sometimes the order changes.

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Jordan Hughes
Jordan Hughes

wake 7 AM
squat in shower for 30 mins, meditate, kill two birds in one stone.
eat, 8 AM school
230 finish school
3 to 5 gym
530 to 10 work shitty job picking up golf balls at country club
1030 sleep, try not to contemplate meaningless of life and repeat next day.

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Luis Cook
Luis Cook

0600 Awaken
0610 Start Run
0740 Shower
0800 Eat
0830 Go to Uni
1400 Return form Uni
1430 Go to Gym
1600 Return from Gym, Eat
1700 Shitpost
1800 Go to Gym (again)
1930 Return from Gym, Eat (again)
2000 Violin (aggressively)
2100 Shitpost
2200 Go to bed
0100 Fall asleep
Repeat

Landon Peterson
Landon Peterson

This.

Isaac Rodriguez
Isaac Rodriguez

who the fuck chalks out their entire life like this? fucking autist

Brayden Allen
Brayden Allen

5 hours of sleep a night?
Cmon user, you're better than that.

Blake Robinson
Blake Robinson

I try for eight. I just stare at the ceiling for three hours.

Sebastian Perez
Sebastian Perez

At the moment
06:00 Wake up and take the dog of a walk/run
07:00 Arrive back home. Shit shower and shave.
07:30 Check out the news while I eat breakfast
08:00 Leave for work
08:30 Arrive at work
17:30 Finish work (sometimes stay as late afternoon 18:30)
18:00 Arrive home, walk the dog to the gym
19:30 Finish walking the dog and gym
20:00 Eat dinner
21:00 Work on my projects (Currently rebuilding a KLX650)
22:30 In bed ready to sleep
It's pretty comfy if you ask me

Noah Morales
Noah Morales

45 minutes workout
Never gonna make it.

Henry Brooks
Henry Brooks

Cold water therapy directly after a workout is killing your gains. You should wait at least 1 hour post workout.

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

6:00 AM
Wake up. Shower. Clean house.
7:00 AM
Coffee. Read news. Check markets.
8:00 AM
Yoga. Calisthenics.
9:00 AM
Work.
10:00 AM
Break fast. Cook fresh nutritious meal. Browse net.
11:00 AM
4 hour meditative hike.
3:00 PM
Lunch. Check markets, news.
4:00 PM
Read
5:00 PM
Workout
6:00 PM
Leisure time.

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Ayden Reyes
Ayden Reyes

Can’t do a super strict morning routine. Throws me off. But It’s usually
set up toast and coffee
shower
enjoy sandwich and coffee

Anything after is fair game. I’m a musician so arts and music are usually for later in the day, unless I’m off.

John Green
John Green

awaken

Mason Wood
Mason Wood

He doesn't shit at least 5 times between each meal
He doesn't train pelvic floor muscles by shitting
mfw I absolutely shitmog all of the dyels on this board

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Robert Diaz
Robert Diaz

4AM wake up and take a 1 tsp of unsalted homemade cannabutter, go back to bed

wat
why?

William Ortiz
William Ortiz

ya'll niggas hirin'? I need that schedule tbf

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

probably his crohns disease so he doesnt wake up feeling like dog shit

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