TINDER STATS THREAD

If your that interesting and/ or attractive.
For the average joe however... Youll need luck

i cant get sms from tinder to login, It shows the sms is send but i dont get it, any solution for this robots?

How can one be interesting on Tinder when they reply with one-liners no matter what you say?

had for a few months, was talking on snapchat to a girl who wants to fuck but she lives ages away and it would hard to get to

>2 months on Tinder
>about 30 matches
>6 numbers
>2 dates

I don't really know the inner workings of this app but I suspect it tries to fuck me up lately. Went from getting a pretty good streak to absolute no matches, and "coincidentally" it happened after I cancelled my Gold subscription

There is no universal code for it. But if you look handsome, and look like an adventure youll go a long way

Asking for whatssap ASAP is the kino move. You distance yourself from that cesspool, you become "more private" just by that.
Worked for me for sure.
Just talk about any of your common interests, and say something like that "I would show you a picture, but this site is trash for that. Can I have your number?". As simple as that.

>1 Year using it on and off
>80+ matches
>15 numbers
>2 dates
I just use it as a ego boost at this point desu, i get bored and ghost most roasties

>Two years on and off
>725 matches total don't write to most so after a while a couple remove me, or they even remove tinder after a while, most write to me, kek, at the moment 530 matches, like 800 matches on another dating app as well
>lot's of snapchats added, lots of instagram, a couple of ass photos from some girls, including one yesterday
>3 dates, like 5 girls who currently want to meet, nothing planned though.
I am a social retard and I have absolutely no advice to give.

>1 year
>100 matches
>2 dates total
Just download tinder bruh. Literally had better luck messaging people on Facebook messenger and asking for a date.

How the fuck do I put anything but selfies if I don't have friends

Are there any autistic chubby weeb gfs on it?
Seems like it's all Stacys desu.

there are but they are a rarity, its like 99% stacys on there

1 year, no matches. Deleted it, fuck their shit service

So you know whats wrong with you, that's very good man. Make sure you put in work. Fake it till you make it if you have to.

>like the other week
>17 matches
>4 phone numbers
>0 dates

Yeah seems like it.
Guess I'll have to play shitty MMOs to find a chubby weeb gf but they always have tons of orbiters or a bf.

FUCK

>3 years
>8 matches
>3 phone numbers
>3 dates
>One shag
Why do I even try

>couple of months
>about 80 matches
>no phone numbers because im not middle aged.
>2 snapchats and 1 instagram
>one date set up that cancelled
>one date in a couple of weeks

Few weeks
1-200 likes
4 or 5 matches
1 date
I met a cute looking bot and we cuddled but I didn't like that he has a bit of stubble

What does it even mean. I genuinely have no idea where I'm supposed to meet new people, that's the main problem

Me neither man, but i know i gotta het some experience on women

>7days
>4 matches
>3 ghosts
>working on that 4th one atm

Don't you need a facebook account for tinder?
You fucking normies.

nope, just a phone number
origigi

you dont need one user kun

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In the last month I've got
>3 new matches

I haven't talked to anyone cause I'm a stupid bland person that has no topics to talk about.

A buddy told me I should be direct and them for hook ups but I don't want to be an aggressive asshole

I used Tinder for two or three weeks, idk how many but at least one hundred, never got any phone numbers and I just deleted it because I realized none of these roasties are worth a single second.

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a trully based and redpilled effort my friend

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>Close to a year
>230 matches
>One girl I clicked with but she for whatever reason postponed meeting, and the moment I read that message I knew it wasn't going to happen.
I deleted that shit. Kinda want back as I seem to be uanble to find cutes in the uni circles i'm in, but then i'll need to take pictures of myself which I despise.

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Do it man. Nothing to lose. I'm not expecting anything, but I wouldnt meet that person IRL so there's literally nothing but time to loose.

>Forced selfies

I've seen guys with worse selfies than mine. At least I tried to take a nice clean picture of my face but they don't.
Some pics could scare a man away but there will always be that 50 guys who'd still like.

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>Guys

I ment GIRLS.
My BAD.

>1 month (recreated my account)
>55 current matches
>no numbers
>no dates
>2 girls messaged me tho
idk what to even do with these matches. I have nothing to offer

>1 year
>10'ish matches
>talked to one, asked her out for coffee, got ghosted
>3 matches left on the app, rest deleted me

feels okay man. I dont really care, if anything I want the app to put me down rather than get me a date. I still swipe every week

Just got tinder gold given to me for free, this ever happen to anybody else?

If you gotta ask this stupid fucking question, then you're definitely not interesting. Better hope you're one attractive motherfucker, then.

>4 years using tinder
>9 matches
>5 phone numbers
>4 dates
I hate this

The ones of you who pay for a subscription for an app to fix you app with matches; you're on the same level as going to a prostitute (except more fittingly retarded). Nothing wrong with prostitutes, but know your places, incels.

biggest problem for me is turning a match into a date
what do people even do, I had a gf for 2 years and it was easy because we would just hang out at her place, watch anime and fuck but there's no privacy in my dorm and most of the people I match with are probably in the same situation - how do I make it happen?

>2 months
>12 matches (not counting ~5 that unmatched)
>0 phone #'s
>0 dates, 1 discussed but fell through
I never know what to talk about, I don't know how to get any of these girls' attention, and they never take initiative.

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>2 years using Tinder
>50 something matches
>10 maybe? first dates
>1 second date
>0 kisses, lays, or girlfriends

>two months
>99+ likes
>35 new matches
>14 messages
>0 phone numbers
>0 dates
I just don't have the drive to do this shit.

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>about a week
>swiping 5-6 times a day until I cringe and legit feel awful
I may have gone too far lads or the psyops works and i have become gay

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>3 months
>258 matches
>6 dates
>6 kisses
>5 second dates for the future
>3 fucked

>3days on bumble
>0 matches

>about 2 weeks
>1 like
>3 matches
>1 reply to my message
>1 unmatch
>ghosted by all 3

i just wanna give up

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I got some matches but I'm too horrified to make contact.

>1 yr
>267 matches
>12 lays

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>3 months
>546 matches
>no dates because i hate sluts

>current tinder: 82 matches in 5 months
>old tinder: 500+ matches over a couple years
>dates: around 10
>phone numbers/snap: about 30
>1 time sex, one blowjob
>made out with 10 tinder chicks

>1 month on tinder
>25 matches
>3 phone numbers
>2 snapchats
>2 dates 1 more planned
>slept with 1

3 weeks using it. Over 70 matches, a bunch of phone numbers. Zero time for dates.

Would it be possible to make a tinder account without the intent of dating someone?
I'm not currently in a position where I could actually look for a gf but I'd also like to have a sort of insight on what kind of people are out there

just make an account with no pics and just swipe through

>tfw banned and freed from Tinder because of a picture I had

Wish I could've found at least one shameless semen demon, but it wasn't worth the wasted time.

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what was in the picture

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based and alphapilled

Nothing explicit. It said "My impression of a generic Tinder girl" followed by a bunch of the usual things in profiles. The ban had to have been because of that, since I never get far enough to be offensive in messages with my few matches.

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>been using dating apps off and on since May
>many first dates, only a handful of second or more
>sex with 3 women, including losing first kiss and virginity
>1 case of mono
>zero interested in a long term relationship

> be me 2 years ago
> 20
> match with 17 year old girl
> talk with her for maybe 2 days
> she invites me over
> go
> dunno what to do
> lean over and kiss her
> she undresses
> mfw performance anxiety
> flaccid like a slug
> go down on her
> didn't even take hoodie off
> mfw her mum comes home
> drive home

This happened 3 more times before the whole thing fizzled out.

>2 weeks
>1 match
>40yo single mom
>no response

Admittedly my profile is completely empty with just one pic, but still feels bad. Not sure what to write and kind of don't want to as I don't want to appear like i take it seriously in case I get noticed by someone I know

>tfw too socially uncomfortable to even use tinder
No hope.

>for 3 hours
>matched with a bot asking for money
>deleted that shit real quick

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I just use mine to people watch and play tinder roulette with Jow Forums

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This.
I had lot of matches, a few numbers and never any dates. The one thing I did not do was be aggressive. Aggressive does not mean bad things, just take the lead and call the shots.

>buy (((Gold)))
>get liked by cuties
>meet one for drinks
>nice enough girl but kind of boring and vanilla
>don't text her back
>keep matching with chicks
>realize I've got too many issues with drinking, drugs and still living at home and working a boring job and where nobody respects me

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In Asia right now.
If you're not white, don't come here.

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>getting tinder
r9k is a fucking disgrace. Moot reinstated r9k as a depressed and/or virgin safe space and You motherfuckers mess with the purpose of this board. You all fucking sicken me for engaging with these NPC women that dominate tinder. They all look basic and vapid.

Fuck you cunts

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I saw your posts on /soc/ Ian. You need better pictures.

It's Ricky. I'm

lmfao can't beat em, join em
then beat em

You became a filthy normie Ricky. The fuck is wrong with you

>0 days using tinder
>0 matches
>0 phone numbers
>0 dates
The only winning move is not to play.

How are you incel. You aren't bad looking. You've went out with girls, or else your standards are too high. Unless the side of your face is deformed.

>1 week
>20+ matches
>set up times to fuck at least 10 of them
>I flake out on every single one
Nothing out of the ordinary

Probably organ harvesters tbqh

I have 3 matches in like a month, one of the girls is very cute the other two are ok but how do I get them to talk to me? I clearly stated in my biography I'm shy and afraid to start conversations and got the matches after that but none of them text me I just need them to say hello at least

Incel isn't just for virgins lad. I'm 6'2 and have a good cock.
But most of these girls are normie sluts and I'm not normal

>not fucking the bot
Pathetic.

As the man, it's your job to initiate everything. Doesn't matter if you're shyer than them. Those are the breaks.

>A month
>200 matches
>20 phone numbers
>No dates
My fucking autism kicks them away
Why is life so cruel

You're an enigma, that's for sure.
200 matches in a month means you're pretty good looking.
You then somehow manage to scare away 20 women between the phone number and the date. How does this even happen?

>6 weeks on Tinder
>5 matches, 2 of which I were informed were accidental before I could message them
>0 dates because the rest of them ghost me after about 3 messages.
Pic related is my profile, possibly give advice as to how to improve it (yes I'm one of the 25% of adults with braces)

I forgot to attach the picture because I'm a fucking tard

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what color are you user.

description is too short and kind of makes it look like you're depressed or something

I used it about a year ago for about 3 months. Got:
>100-110 matches in total
>about 6 dates
>fugged 3 girls.
-A cool 23yo slut that took my virginity and we became FwB a couple months till I called her a used up good for nothing roastie and she blocked me.
-Some fattie
-The hottest girl I've ever kissed legit 9/10. Took mdma with her and she dumped me quickly since she was a whore and wanted to fuck a different guy every week. Still crushing on her.

Overall my tips is be at least 6/10 and if you're funny and interesting you're good to go

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>month of using tinder
>34 matches
>5 snapchats/numbers
>3 dates
>came on one of their tits
pic related is a girl I matched with tonight

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that wouldn't stop me
ff you know what I mean

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There's easily a 70% chance something like that would be a trick, and you'd wind up with a very ripped anus.