Mommy gf

Lets discuss mommy gfs! Who here has one? Who here wants one? Share your stories as well as tips and tricks.

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I wouldn't be one of those mewling manchildren who just wants to lean back and let a woman do everything for him! I'd work hard, entertain her, take her out, bring home the bacon, stay in shape, support her in all her endeavours!

So please god just give me a mommy gf who makes me feel loved and wanted with headpats and "good boys"

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I just want a gf, and then make her a mommy

I am a good boy and always do my chores and other tasks I am asked to do

>a woman lovingly greeting her husband home is now a fucking mommy fetish

the only good mommy gf is the one pregnant with my baby

Not sure if appropriate
>Coworker lady my mom's age says I should hook up with mature lady I'm assigned with
>Say I already did
>She is glad and asks if we fucked already
If only my mom wasn't such a bitch about our relationship, normal people don't seem to care about age gap.

just goes to show you how cold and uncaring modern women have become towards modern men if this is considered an exception worthy of mommyfagging

Please do not share any stories about having or finding real life mommy gfs. The reason I must insist upon this has nothing to do with my own loneliness and despair, but out of a concern for the cohesive flow of this thread without disruptions from greentext stories.

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I need Nintendo Power protips on how to get a mommy of my own ok?

I've had mine for a bit and I've never been happier. She's so sweet and kind and loves treating me like her special little man

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>be 20 year old robot
>middle aged women were supper chummy with you
>sperg out

>be 30 year old nobody
>nobody fucking cares
>normie skills came too late

don't drink, don't smoke, and stay the fuck out of the sun

>don't drink, don't smoke, and stay the fuck out of the sun
oooh so that's why they like me
I guess acne scars make me look even more like a teen
>tfw conditioned my brain to gilf porn
feels good, mommy's 50yo body will seem young now, can't wait to see it

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youd think thered be femanons that want to be mommy gfs but nope they're just sluts that want to be tied up and get their throats rammed with dicks

Wheres a good place to find a mommy gf? I tried fetlife, okc, and ven some of these cougar sites but never got a single meetup.

Only once I had a chick on fetlife interested in me but she lived in another city too far for me to travel. Also wasnt sure if she was married and I didn't want to be in on any cheating

Women don't want to care for others, they want to be cared for. The only things they're able to care for are cute animals, other women and their own children and, with the exception of women, they basically need to be pumped full of mind-altering hormones to do so.

>ooh so that's why they like me
>I guess acne scars make me look even more like a teen
DUDE
you're gonna make it but you have to act somewhat quickly
very relevant pic btw

I'm 25 right now, pale as a ghost. My workplace is like milf/gilf heaven. The thing is, my current partner will be mad if it's someone mature, let alone from our work. I should clear it out with her because I will need someone else eventually course she can't fuck me often.

Would a mommy type ever be interested in a literal retard who can't even drive or socialize? Is being an ultra autist a turn on? I feel like no...

Literal mommies with adult kids don't care if you are shy, don't know about young thots don't care.

No, but you can learn to do those with enough hard work. Autism, maybe not, but you might be able to find a girl who would be alright with that. Never give up on your dreams, user. Always keep improving yourself.

You're in a good spot. I believe in you, user.
Don't turn yourself into the boomer meme like I did.

I wish my gorgeous, ridiculously sweet big sister would be my mommy gf

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Its a curse to be into any kind of dom female roles because it either doesnt exist or is so rare you wont find one in your lifetime.

She cute. Wanna drop me a line to her?

>tfw bf likes /gfd/ and mommy stuff
>tfw i buy him lego sets and give him headpats
>he calls me mommy and i call him my good boy in response
>tfw i hug him when he has his anxiety attacks
>tfw hes only 2 months younger than me we're both 18

he is so cute and adorable, very submissive and super sensitive. just be a cute subby and you'll get a mommy gf. it isnt that hard user

Not sure about that, rather keep her to myself

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I wish it was true orijinul

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She has such pretty little toes.

She has such pretty everything

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Dude what the fuck your sister is literally like exactly 100% my type physically

Not uncommon considering she is pretty much perfect

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Are legos the ultimate robot toy?

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that movie is robot kino

want a mommy gf but im too repulsive for any woman
but i feel like i would want a tiger mommy since i still want to improve myself instead of being coddled

Your boyfriend sounds like a fucking faggot basedboy

do you demolish his ass with your giant rubber dick?

it's silicone, not rubber.

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you.

Why am I not allowed to be happy? Why why why why why?

Just give me a mommy gf

>I wouldn't be one of those mewling manchildren who just wants to lean back and let a woman do everything for him! I'd work hard, entertain her, take her out, bring home the bacon, stay in shape, support her in all her endeavours!

i'd want to be your mommy gf for sure, i cant stand the lazy types who expect me to protect them even though those guys are 2 times my size

Be my mommy gf then #9373

>buy him lego sets
I feel like I know your bf
does he like star wars?

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

You're a fucking cunt fuck off, fuck you

i just want a mommy to take care of me that's all i want i'm mentally stunted i'm almost 25 and still feel like a child i feel myself rotting away and it just gets worse

he does like star wars
d-do you also know me then?

>want a gf with a caring and nurturing side I can be vulnerable with
>don't want to be outright babied or dependent
>but am a NEET with avoidant personality disorder
Oh well.

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>tfw found older lady with huge ass
>who likes younger inexperienced guys with a tight body
>she calls me a good boy when I please her
>4 booty calls so far

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There are, but every time they post here, nobody believes them and they get sperged at. I want to be a mommy gf, but every time I post in mommy gf or femdom threads, I get nothing but "REEEEE YOU'RE NOT REAL FUCK OFF ROASTIE". I know you won't believe me, and that only proves my point.

i believe you, mommy

>tfw i basically look like a little boy
>mommy gfs still dont want me

an adult male with a childs body is disturbing. only asians can pull that off. also when guys on Jow Forums say they look like little boys they really dont and actually look hideous

pls giv mommy milky milkey milkies

Based and mompilled
Original no nigger

Old whores are not mommy gf. Is the mommy gf so popular that the normalfags will ruin it now? It seems to be about that time.

My discord is ReadingRambo#9016. If youre serious about wanting to be a mommy gf, Ill make you happy. I promise, mommy...

i hope this dies down :/ so sick of men who want mommy gfs. not in general, but when i like a guy and find this out its such a let down :ccc

Youre welcome to browse through the majority of men who prefer other things. This is a niche kink and you dont have to be a part of it.

Fuck off you fucking barbie doll go back to killing chicks

>Old whores are not mommy gf.
But thats literally what it is, milfs and cougars.

hope you get lynched

tell me how weird this is /10. i want to be a good house husband and do things like dress my mommy gf in the morning and at night lick her whole body clean then shower her. and of course things like faux breastfeeding/maybe actual breastfeeding if she's willing to lactate.

"Old" "whores" are real mommies who will treat you motherly by default, only normalfag virgins are not into milf/gilf

>But thats literally what it is, milfs and cougars.
It seems to be about that time.

oh im not kink shaming it, like i said idc as long as guys im into arent into it. go off king/queen

that's about a 9/10 on the universal weird scale

Okay, be my mommy gf then

what kind of relationship do you have with her? i really fucking wish i had a big sister who liked to text and hug a lot and maybe other things.

that doesn't leave much wriggle room though, user. there's many weird things.

I'm 24 and she's 30

So you have no argument then? cool

Email me then if you are legit. I can make you my mommy

That's hardly what I'd call "older", but good catch. Mine is twice my age.

Howd you anons tell your gfs that you had a mommy kink? Howd they take it?

Then why are you in this thread? Youre definitely kink shaming

for replies. just filter.

I never told her I had one, because I don't really have one. She just called me that on her own and turns out I like it

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You lucky son of a gun, does she do full mommy roleplay?

Never did,I think she'd freak out, but she is twice my age so obviously her motherly instincts kick in.
Sweet

I wouldn't ask because I wouldn't want to, but she's a freak who said she wants to teach me all sorts of things

Shes wasted on you user

Bf here, pls respond

>"mommy gf" threads for weeks
>Not a single based true incest thread
Fucking fags can't even do fetish right.

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Mommy email me now. I'm ready.

My mom knows I have a 50yo and she is fucking freaked out. Mom's 55, how do I fug her?

Is that her ass?

I thought this was a single mom thread, but there's not enough loathing and horror stories

>find a mommy
>add her on discord and hear her voice
>send pic of me
>I'm average weight but too fat for her
>rejected by the one mommy I found in my years of searching

We are really close. She constantly wants to hang out and she is always super sweet to me. We have almost never gotten into any arguements

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Thats true pain

>mommy gfs
>single moms
Leave newfag

Is this what a mommy gf is supposed to be? I may have motherly tendencies then

>Likes to give you blowjobs more than 1-2 times a day. Actually enjoys them and masturbates as she does it.
>Cuddles you to sleep.
>Pats you on the head, gives you forehead kisses.
>Wants to have your children/loves children and animals.
>Constantly proud of you.
>Supports you through rough times.
>Takes care of the house and the animals.
>Loves to take baths with you and scrub your body. Pretty likely to suck you.
>Likes anal sex and is pretty DTF at all times.
>Likes to pat you while you're laying on her chest.
>Shares same hobbies and/or is interested in learning about them.
>Loves to shower you with love.

Let's see who calls me a roastie first.

No, her tits

Thats cool. You know whats cooler? Hitting up my discord Jejune#9373

you're so lucky user. give her a hug for me.

extremely hot and very nice but you aren't doing those things for me so you're a fucking roastie.

I always think I am the luckiest guy alive when she is in her extra lovey dovey moods

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Youre perfect. Will you whisper sweet things in my ear and rub your fingers through my hair?

you shouldn't post her again though, just in case.

Just in case what?

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