Do fellow robots store piss in bottles too?

Do fellow robots store piss in bottles too?

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No.
I empty mine the next morning when I'm sober, because whilst I'm enough of a lazy cunt to piss in a bottle when I'm drunk, I'm not enough of a complete waste that I can't be bothered to empty it.

Decent collection
I like to wait till mine get mouldy and then I open pour then out at the back of a bus. The look on everyone's faces is extremely satisfying.

NO.
is that really pee though? how can it be so dark? mine is pretty clear most of the time.

It gets dark after a month or two

I drink mine so that I don't lose my essential energy.

Yeah, they are next to each other and have different amount of piss. This means when I blow into the bottles, some bottles make higher-pitch notes than others.

>tfw created a piss instrument

No i can't understand how you can aim there. My dick always hets half-hard when pissing and i would never be able to keep the urethra hole on the neck of the bottle.

i keep one 2 liter bottle in my room for night pissing or long gaming sessions

Yes. I also have a shit bucket

IS THAT YOU LIL PEEZ ???

If you use water bottles not as a source for hydration but to collect your excretions, the amount of urea in your urine increases, giving it a dark tint. It may be of interest however that dehydration is quite detrimental to the health of your overall health, it is especially harmful to your kidneys.

I used to when I was depressed

now I live with gf tho; she knows I used to piss in bottles
and can understand why I used to do it

Why did you?
originalialionhaitjo

Yes, into three 1.75 litre bottles. I empty them into the toilet once they're full every week.

Yeah, sometimes
But I fucking throw them out when they're full you fucking degenerate

I lived in an apartment with roommates (all guys)
and the bathroom was shared

I am an introvert and I hated interacting with them,
seeing them, or even going out of my room only to realize
they were in the bathroom taking fucking forever

so I'd piss in bottles

sometimes I'd shit into a grocery bag in my trash can,
but that was more of an emergency thing when my faggot ass
roommates were getting all dolled up or w.e. in the bathroom for like
30 min

Christ, does your gf know you shit in bags too?

I don't do either of those things anymore; but,
I would immediately dispose of my shit because
the smell is overwhelming after like a day - I don't think
she'd have a problem with it because she understood my situation
at the time, but she would have probably been concerned
if I told her I "saved" my shit like I did my piss.

the piss bottles I'd just "forget" in my closet for months -
gray, milky sediment would accumulate at the bottom.

one time I woke up and was thirsty and I actually drank a gulp of my piss out of
an apple juice container - this is the first time I have ever told anyone that though, lol.

I used to dispose of them en masse past midnight if I was expecting company, just shuttling bottles of piss back and forth from the bathroom,
dumping them in the toilet and then only flushing once lol.

luckily, none of my roommates ever emerged from their rooms
while I did this.

Of course, I'm not some fucking normie who uses the toilet. Here you can see how the color changes over time.

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Absolutely!

Not.

You sick fucks are seriously the lowest of the low.

i love you guys. we are all the same.

I probably would if I could aim my piss.
In my dad's house, I had to go upstairs to use the bathroom, and I was so unmotivated so I'd hold it in for like, 6-10 hours at a time. Tried pissing in a bottle once but it didn't work out then I had to clean up.
Now I live with my mom and there's a bathroom right next to me so I don't feel like it.

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