Mire thread

Lost 30 pounds recently. Lots of mires, but all from dudes.

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Keep saying that bitch. Another white womb has been conquered

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once you get used to it you'll realize how meaningless it is. but it means you're making progress. NEETs don't get seen, they're like shadows.

"matriculate"
I learned a new word today
Thanks user

tonight i took myself out for a big romantic dinner, been fasting since yesterday morning (toward the end of a very successful cut with alternate-day fasting + EC stack). started with bacon-wrapped scallops, a glass of pinot noir, followed by a MASSIVE rack of lamb (8-bone) with some really crisp green beans and creamy whipped potatoes. everything was cooked perfectly. dessert was a big slice of pecan pie a la mode.

qt server girl couldn't seem to get enough of me. seemed delighted any time i ordered more and more food. i just chilled in peace at my romantic table for one next to the dude at the piano, he and i chatted quite a bit and he played some requests for me. more than anything i was just mirin myself all evening, feelin great. now im so fucking goddamn full it's time for sleep. good night Jow Forums.

She wouldn't have had children either way

Well there's a reason why I got into an ivy league school

what in the world

You ate out alone? Like, all by yourself?

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Not so much a mire, just a story;
>be me depressed lonely loser
>driving home on mass pike at 8pm from a long day of work at my grandmas house
>as I was working the sun was going down and as it set the depression overcame the endorphins from laboring
>long drive of feels on the way home
>pull off to rest stop to piss
>park on the outskirts of the lot as I always do
>as I'm parking I notice another car pull in and park even further away from me
>I can sense them walking to the door at my 4 o clock
>get to the door and look behind me as I open it
>it was a qt about 5'3, wearing a grey beanie, a sweater and mom jeans
>she looks like a weirdo in a good sense
>I was tired as fuck so I didn't even really look her in the eye, but I hold the door for her automatically
>she says thank you in this really enthusiastic and genuine way
>like I said I'm tired as fuck and I don't even say your welcome, I just stare past her into the darkness for a split second then turn my back to her
>as soon as I did this I felt like an asshole
>then I get to the second door and hold that open for her too, and this time she starts to say thank you, but trails off halfway through and just sounds really dejected
>feel like even more of an asshole
>we walk out at the same time too, but I didn't hold the door open because there were people between me and her and we did the chain of people holding the door for eachother
>we both walk back to our cars at the same time and get back on the highway
I think I really fucked up last night, bros. I don't know why but she just seemed really lonely and I think I was supposed to talk to her. I think I probably hurt her feelings or maybe she was sad and I could've cheered her up.

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i'm engaged, but traveling for work.
i really recommend treating yourself to a solo nice dinner, it felt wonderful.
mirin myself in my spoon reflection all night. small and upside-down but fuckin joocy.

>Use the legpress 3 days ago
>17 plates (750lbs) for 8-10 reps, 10 sets
>It's really not as heavy as it looks
>Walk away to refill water bottle
>See 2 young college kids counting the plates in awe
>Feels good man

Jew?

Kino as fuck, mirin that aesthetic lifestyle

I was ironically shitposting, you spoon

I wish, then I'd be going to Harvard. I got into cornell

we all have times like that. many things we regret. times we could have made someone feel better but didn't. take it as a lesson learned, and the next time you have the opportunity, you will seize it all the more, and it'll feel even better than it would've without having made this mistake.

>I wish I were jewish

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What happened to my Jow Forums? Where are all these engaged normies and ivy league fags coming from?

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i prefer to eat with fork and knife thanjk yoo very muchg

a man is many things, but one of those things is the sum of his mistakes and the lessons he has learned from them

Well yeah, I'm trying to go into finance

hey ive been here since 2011 (and chan in general since late 06) and it's time to fucking grow up at some point

You're autistic and she's just a thot, there are 3.5 billion like her

It just sucks though because I keep getting these opportunities and I keep failing. Last week:
>getting gas
>guy who looks like heroine addict comes up and asks me for a few dollars because he's out of gas
>I put my card in on his pump
>he's with two other people, one guy named Jake and one chick
>they all look fucked up
>I ask if they have a cig I can bum and Jake offers me his vape, but I decline
>Jake asks me for my number so he can pay me back
>just refuse and tell him I live really far away
>he insists but I keep declining
>they seem like really fucked up and like I can help them somehow, but I just refuse
I always do this, I do the absolute minimum kindness and then I just ditch people. I'm really fucked up and I K ow that nobody cares about fucked up people and it seems like fucked up people keep coming to me in need and I don't help them even know I know no one else will, because no one has ever helped me. I resent normies for not caring about me and leaving me to rot but I do the same exact thing for other fucked up people. I did the same shit a while ago with a hitchhiker. He asked where I was heading and I told him, but it wasn't where he needed to go. So he told me to drop him off at this restaurant on the corner about a mile up. But I could've gone the way he need to go because it would've gotten me home just as quick, but I didn't even think of it. It pisses me off that I'm like this.

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legit brought a tear to my eye, sounds fantastic

why are you an aut
look at yourself in the mirror, take care of that person

I'm picturing that Malcolm in the Middle episode where Hal eats out alone and chats up the staff kek.

Honestly mirin

Its alright dude, don’t be so harsh on yourself. You didn’t really do any mistakes here, and I think you overanalyze the situation. She probably forgot about it 10 minutes later. No Worries!

Idk there were a series of events that seemed to set me up/calibrate me for this moment and she didn't seem like a thot. And even if she was a thot, there would've been no loss if I had talked to her, but if she wasn't, and was someone who was genuinely in need of some kindness then I really fucked up.

you can't save anyone from themselves or their own lives. give people a hand when you can, but there are no prizes for being a martyr. you can give yourself and your family a good life, that's about it. focus on working toward that.

breh most people wouldn't give them shit, probably including me. You did good giving the man some gas. You have no responsibility to anyone.

Mirin

>go to mcdonalds drive thru for dat dere dirty bulk
>order 2x mcdoubles and a mcchicken
>pull up to window, qt black girl hands me my food
>"you look like you could be one a dem hollister models"
>t-thanks you too
>drive home feeling good about myself
>get home, open bag
>stupid bitch forgot my mcchicken

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Aww is the frogposter mad he cant do things on his own?

Most normies would never have anything to do with meth fiends and hitchhikers dude. Especially the latter, even I wouldn’t pick some stranger up. You did good avoiding them imo, but from an objective pow you seem like a good help for trying to help people, snd reflecting over your errors

I actually mire the guy

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>get on the bus
>sit across from a qt girl
>catch girl occasionally glancing at me and looking away
she mirin

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Never go to a fast food place that employs Niggers or spics. Fast food places are fucked if they're not a small town gig. You think Nigs wash their hands? They dont

she was overly friendly with you because she saw you were alone and knew you were lonely, and wanted to get a bigger tip

it worked didn't it

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the very best part of it is walking in there knowing that this is EXACTLY what i want to be doing right now, zero shame in being on my own, zero shame in ordering such a retarded pile of food, just drinking up the experience and enjoying every moment and every bite

no, i always do 20% plus the change that will round the total up to the next dollar. total was ~$73 or so, i tipped up to $89

How do I achieve this level, senpai?

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Friendly reminder this poster is a fat man in a dress

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be great, and then know how great you are and love it

How do I be great?

absolutely based

not every white womb has value

>having dinner with gram and gramps
>wearing a slim-fit t-shirt
>gramps takes a feel of my shoulder
>"jeez user you're feeling hard as iron"

>kind of a mixed feel. My grandparents have always been quite young but i can definitely start to see that their age is catching up with them.
>Only a matter of time bros
>Gonna get in some reps tmrw for gramps health

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Based. Nothing quite like a feast by yourself if you're not autistic like most people here

how do you know if a girl is 'mirin bros? Like, what are the telltale signs? There's a qt that works at the gym and we've made eyes contact a few times,and I noticed she was looking very intensely. How do you discern if someone is checking you out or just by chance you make random eye contact? I'm probably just being overly analytical.

On a side note, I had a gym noob ask me for diet/meal prep advice out of the blue, which felt pretty good.

>doing muscle ups
>guys bump my fist when I get down
feels pretty good, I don't care for the approval of women inside a gym, they don't know anything. A guy saying you have good form is a better mire in my mind than a gymthot saying you look big

this is a pretty strong flex since it sounds like you were at a romantic restaurant that couples would go to together and that you sat at an actual table. I eat alone a lot since I travel solo for work quite a bit though I typically sit at the bar at a nicer restaurant. Depending on the location and a few other variables you can be in a spot where there are a lot of people in similar situations doing their own thing too.

I have two active booty calls (one in Chicago and one in Miami) who I met this way. They both have lives similar to mine in that they are in their 30s, single and travel for work. You wind up sitting near each other, then you start chit-chatting, then you get a drunk, then you bang, swap instas and the cycle continues.

>Work at kid's camp
>Only counselor with any muscle mass, everyone else is either skinny fat or overweight
>Have cutest 6 year old boy on the planet in my cabin one week, moved from Ireland to America the past year, super nervous/scared about being left alone at a sleepover camp.
>Go to rock climbing wall, instruct cabin how to harness in and put helmets on
>Irish kid always carrying around this little Teddy bear with a Tartan on it
>Still super nervous/scared
>Waddles up to me when I'm ready to belay him up
>Hands me his teddy bear and says "You're strong, can you keep him safe for me?"
>Become willing to give my life to ensure that stupid little teddy bear goes unharmed.

Mires from the innocent > Mires from tainted THOTs

honey this isnt pol

This isn't reddit either.

Rent free.

starts with the dudes, girls notice too they just think it's weird to comment right away. You got this champ

Blackedposting isn’t Jow Forums either. Keep that shit in /tv/ and Jow Forums

>eating dinner with girlfriend family the other day
>her grandfather who is a bit of a stereotypical hard ass old man who dislikes everything shook my hand (first time I met him)
>pleasant nod and says I have an iron grip
>talks to me throughout the evening
>girlfriends mom tells me he hated the last boyfriend, called him a fat slob, and he barely talks at all to the sisters boyfriend.

So I grandparents mogged someone the other day

Exactly. Head back to r/td

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In hs we would dress up for football games in gay themes, one time it was country/hick so I wore jeans, wife beater, and a flannel and I caught a good couple chicks staring at my open flannel.

>gym boomer comes in, this guy thinks he's hot shit
>always hits on the receptionist and tries to give young guys advice (I think he's sad because he didn't have children)
>feel bad for him, so when he does his usual routine of gathering all the plates in the gym to do 10% ROM leg presses I pretend to look impressed

>thats_the_joke.jpg

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>Mires from the innocent > Mires from tainted THOTs

true, plus i think thots are gonna be checking most guys out anyways, so you being fit and looking for mires is just a coincidence

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>be me
>fucking this small blonde ghot while she is sleeping
>pussy tight, feels amazing
>she wakes up, and look at me
>i flex a cep
>her parents enter the room
>she says "user dont stop please"
>her mom start to touch herself
>the dad is too intimidate to do anything
>the blonde thot came, i came
>the mom want tells me shd want to fuck me the next day
>the blonde thot thqt i raped is aksing for being my gf
>i met the dad on grindr

I think im gonna fuck the entire family guys

>Porn stars aren’t human beings
edgy underage or just a cunt?

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Have sex

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My reply is empty because I've never had any mires but I still wanted to reply to this thread

>46
>I taught my parents how to spread the memes
The Trump campaign was really fun but man it brought a tremendous amount of faggots here

Seething tranny

FUcking hell

>warm weather arrives
>playing wiffleball at the beach with my bros
>three girls nearby are sunbathing and reading books
>they start miring and I notice
>sometimes foul balls fly astray
>my they help us pick some of them up
>I thought they'd get annoyed of grabbing the balls they seem to get more and more eager to grab them so that they can chat for a while
>Eventually they end up looking away from their books completely and just watching us
>We chat them up later, and invite them to a karaoke bar with us later
>They can't go because one of them was only 20 and couldn't go and they didn't want to leave her out
>MFW I didn't ask for their number or social media contacts when I had the chance
It was still worth it for the mires.

>in line at Chick Fil A
>pull up to window, two cute girls working there like always
>take my food, thank them, think nothing of it
>as I'm pulling away I hear the one that handed me my bag say
>"That one was pretty cute"

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kys faggot

not even wrong

the tranny recoils. "I've been found out"

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lol fuck off owen

think of the man that you want to be. the ideal version of yourself. a Good Man.
when you are in a time of trial, or doubt, or faced with a tough choice, literally think to yourself, “what would HE do? that man i imagine myself as? what would a Good Man do?”
and then that’s exactly what you do.
i have done exactly this over and over at many times and i can’t think of a single time that it’s failed me. and i feel amazing when i think back on it.

the trick, of course, is that you wont always have the luxury of time to think that through. those are the times when we make mistakes, and that’s fine too.

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very nice
chick fil a is indeed always staffed by smiling cuties
“how may i serve you? :)”

>Hang out with nerdy girl, her brother, and her friend
>Friend is staring at me like crazy whole time
>Nerdy girl (who im in to) keeps getting bright red every time she sits near me
>Her brother says I look like Matt Damon (not even close but i'll take it)
>Skinnyfat but can fill out a shirt better and better each day
Im on my way (knock on wood)

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