Red pill me on women:

This is so cringe

follow this advice if you want to find your wife getting fucked by a 17 year old she teaches in high school

we really need to purge this board of incel shit. Evey fucking day all I see is chin, mewing, hairloss, dumb thot posting. its fucking sad.

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Obviously. Girls may be the gatekeepers of sex, but guys are the gatekeepers of commitment.
By getting muscular and more attractive you’re fundamentally shaking the power dynamic of the relationship.

oh god a cringe incel thread

have fun virgins, so pathetic

what type of brainlet screenshots marriage advice on a Mongolian yak herding message board?

Not all women are like that, those are demons, succubuses if you want. The world is full of trials, it is expected that once you have the opportunity to be tested, you will be.

#1 thing to know is that women won't make you happy. They will provide fleeting feelings of joy and fleeting feelings of misery, but not fulfillment. Just look at the relationship between your parents objectively and think about it.
As far as gains, you probably could make better gains when single, because you're more motivated to look better so you can attract more women. When you have a relationship many men get complacent and stop working out, especially because a gf will try to lure you into being lazy so you don't attract other women and end up cheating on her.

>Just look at the relationship between your parents objectively and think about it.
Thats bullshit to use this as an argument. The destruction of the traditional family had began before your parents were born. Shit is cyclical though, it will be good again when people realize the freedom of degeneracy doesn't make them happy. Don't generalize anyway, relationships can be highly sacred.

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>she finally admitted she didn't want girls staring at me
Is it wrong if this is one of the main reasons I got into fitness?

Weren’t these comics made by that angry hapa incel who organizes cuckporn spam raids

Based. This board went to shit so long ago tho

These threads are so cringey. My wife is a grown ass woman with her own amazing mind, this stupid manipulative bullshit will never work for anything longterm.

They are almost people

Women are cancerous gain goblins once you get into relationships with them. Especially if you are out of your league then start working out, nothing instills more fear in a thot than that

No, you're based

Lol gain some muscle and stop being fat then report back.

They steal time and money. Not literally, but unless they’re willing to work out with you, there’s no point.

Postbody.

Considering you're some samefag from earlier in this absolute cringe thread, as the poster count has risen by 1 in 7 posts, it's pretty safe to say your opinion is discarded.

Stay lonely.

I find that surprising but thank you.

>unless they’re willing to work out with you, there’s no point
I disagree, leave me the fuck alone when I work out. I like women with their own workout routines.

I wouldn't even bring a woman to the gym with me unless i were some unmoggable gigachad

>guy at work is a balding fat fuck
>engaged to a hambeast chick
>we're talking abouy wedding dresses as i recently got married and another chick at work is getting married next month
>he says his hambeast fiancee is getting sleeves added to her dress as she's self-conscious about her arms
>other work chicks ask why
>he shows a picture
>bitch has fucking arm cellulite. I'm talking like two bowls of cottage cheese in place of a bicep
>other chicks say "why is she self-conscious? She's beautiful!"
Why are standard bitches pathology liars?

Everyone gets mogged, user. The key is to show zero reaction and make sure your waifu knows that you have other options too.

>chooses wife over his own mother

beta

There is no benefit in telling fat people that being fat is wrong, in fact id say it would be downright stupid to even bother
>all it does is make fatty hate you
>fatty is actively increasing your worth by being fat
>you might hit the 1/100 fatty that will actually take it to heart and work put, then he'll come shit up this board

Women say nice things as an insult, guys say mean things as compliments

This, girlfriend works out with me and always makes an effort to spank my ass when women are checking me out to let them know I’m taken, sometimes she even stares them down until they go red and turn away

>decide to become sober from drugs, alcohol and sex, do well for two weeks, feel amazing
>an ex-fwb's 18-year old sister texts me asking me to bring her coke, fuck her ass, and teach her how to be a slut
i'm supposed to be there in 40 minutes bros, wtf do i do?

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Where is his penis

But you could just say some non-committal shit like "well it's her wedding so being comfortable with her dress is the most important thing" instead of blatantly lying.

Tell her she's a fucking degenerate and will be murdered by a nigger in the next 5 years if she doesn't step her game up

>This, girlfriend works out with me and always makes an effort to spank my ass when women are checking me out to let them know I’m taken, sometimes she even stares them down until they go red and turn away
You should fuck another girl and record it. Then show it to her while fucking your gf. She will orgasm harder than she ever has in her life.

Don't do it, break the cycle.

Swap me in, where do you live?

remember how bad you felt when all of that shit wore off and know that that's what you're in for if you do it

Women don't learn until their degeneracy for the sake of validation gets slapped down hard.

Pay a whore to fuck in the ass

remember - moderation is key

how does one moderately do coke and fuck trollops in the ass

sounds like a pretty based girlfriend honestly

fuck her and send her sister pics unironically

only do it once a week as a reward for good work

>something is scientifically proven
>incel shit
Back into the leddit pit you go

add the cute cashiers smile doesnt mean she likes you

spoken like a true virgin

Snort half the usual line and don't go balls-deep.

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This. As a happily maaried guy I can confirm. Only brainlet STD ridden betas larping as alphas will try to trashtalk such mindfull advice. But than again, most of them are not the kidn of guy which a woman which they would like, would want.

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>how to fish a homewrecker
What makes such men thing that those "wifes" later on wont just hypergame their way up with another married man which just so happens to have more succes and money? If you select for illoyality, don't expect it to be part of your marriage.

I think this board attracts them because getting fit is one of the only ways for nearly everybody to bump up their attractiveness by a few points. But they don't actually want to put in the effort/face reality so they bring in pseudoscientific shit and other less important characteristics out of their control.

Mostly good advice, the only part I would disagree with is "bros before hoes". If you have a good circle of friends, they will warn you about bad women. There will always be more women, but the friendships you've forged over several years are harder to replace

Dramatically. It’s in every womans nature to get pregnant and explode into landwhales. Good luck unless you’re a brosnanposter. I know you’re out there.

The probelm comes from friends which are stuck in the olden days and never themselves evolve into an actual man and either doesn't understand how family changes the priorities of a man or even hate the fact that they themselves can't have it. It all depends on your friends. But sticking to someone just because you knew him so long, without anyother reason is silly. Your own family is always more important than some friends, if the later show that they can comprehend the adult life.

fucking cokewhores is your prerogative but dont insult people who are incredulous

>happily married

Just stop

Nah, you only have to look at her mother. If she's slim, so will be her daughter. It's mostly lazyness. The only hing which grows on mine are her tiddies and hips (bone structure, not fat, due to births).

Yeah it's really fucking tiresome

Newfag here. Been here only for a couple of months now, and it's the only Jow Forums i know. I heard stories about it's former glory. Fuck this life.

>Women say nice things as an insult
Honestly this. It doesn't make them better or worse than men being mean to avoid being emotionally open but it's frustrating as fuck if you don't understand it.

Read the sticky and sift through the garbage for the good threads. There's still a lot of people here who care, they just don't produce nearly as much spam as those who don't

Based and redpilled tbqh. Incels should just be rounded up and put down.

For me, the greatest impact I think a woman can have on you in terms of gains is in your diet and then gym efficacy.

Diet - I already have enough trouble sticking to my own diet by myself. But if I meal prep and keep snacks out of the house, I usually stay on track. I have a tight schedule, so when time was scarce, my girlfriends ALWAYS wanted to go grab something to eat. At a restaurant, I can't fucking contain myself.

Like today I was on track to eat only ~1400 calories. But instead we went to get Mexican food and I think I consumed 1400 calories there alone. I also ate a fuck-ton of protein cookies after we had sex so she drove me to go buy some. I ate like 1000 calories worth of those. I have at least 1 cheat day a week like this because of my gf and it fucking ruins my cut. Also, while your gf might like big muscles and you being cut, if you become super shredded, she WILL become insecure and WILL try to sabotage your gains to make sure you can't find someone hotter.

Gym efficacy - I often times skip out on hanging with my girl to go workout. Pisses her off, but all it takes is a simple "No, I need to workout" and eventually she'll fuck off. That would probably work for the eating out situation too, but part of me actually does enjoy eating out so it is hard to say no. What really impacts you are things out of your control - sex before the gym wrecking your energy, gf waking you up at night to have sex multiple times, gf making you go out to drink with her, etc. All these things are fun in the moment, but will negatively impact how well you will perform in the gym.

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>happily married
>on Jow Forums

yeah just fucking shoot me if I'm married and still so fucking unengaged with my life that I'm posting goddamn wojaks on a Mongolian horse trading forum

>Piccolo taking a man inside of him
Kek

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ayy

>marriage mans you can't shitpost once in a while on your favorite mongolian muscle weaving forum
What if I tell you that my wife's here as well from time to time, when the kids are in bed? Your view of marriage really is depressing.

Hey man, whatever floats your boat. Not for me. I come here because I have nothing better to do with my life

But at least you got big muscles, r-right?

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Not big enough.

what happened to disregard women aquire gains?
this board was better when all of you worked on yourself first instead of blaming women for your shortcomings

Red pill you on women?
Here's one simple fact of life: if people don't have a purpose to fulfill in your life, they will hate (if dissmisal is not an option) you.

Same for women.
Keep them putting energy into you in order to create strong bonds. Do the same in return.

>choosing a chick over your fucking mother*
>choosing a girl over friends you've built a lifetime relationship around
This is BASED advice if you want to abuse your wife and simultaneously be abused by your wife, fuck.

*only exception being if your mom is abusive to you to begin with

>attempt to sow discord in your offspring's marriage

talk shit get hit?
i mean it's natural, like some sort of family-tier tribal shit test

>happily maaried guy
translation
>not able to fuck anything else than his fat arrogant hamplanet

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Had a chick show interest in me like i've never had before. I start showing interest back and her interest seems to drop like that. We got coffee, had a lot of fun. When I asked her if she'd like to see a movie after she doesn't like movies or dinner. I ask if she'd like to get coffee again then she says yes but doesn't organise a time cos she doesn't know when she's free.
This is one of the first times i've ever actually been into someone like this. I was eyeing her up before she started showing interest and I think i've over done it. Just gonna play cold and try to ignore for a couple days and then ask one last time.
Thoughts?

How come your kind can't fathom that some people have it all? Do you have to tell yourself that everyone is as miserable as you to cope through the day without necking? Sad. Just work to have a better life, user, instead of trying to shittalk thse which made it.

My waifu btw is slender with a juicy hip to waist ratio. You can get one like that yourself, if you become worthy.

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My advice is don't listen to anybody. Nobody knows anything, find your own way.

funny cunt

Only BASED advice here

Women get fucking wet at the words
>Have my children

No idea why. Dumb whores.

>For me, the greatest impact I think a woman can have on you in terms of gains is in your diet and then gym efficacy.

Amen. Fuck women and this SHIT.

kek

That dude has a horrible ass, he needs to squat and deadlift more.

This simply means his wife was desperate. I’m very certain a woman with a modern day social circle would not shack up with a guy with political leanings that could affect her status negatively.
The whole post reads like a wishful larp

This sounds like the basis of every healthy relationship; you’ll totally have a great family with this type of dynamic going on between you and wife/s

Those comics are retarded
If you want to get laid so bad just grow a pair, start lifting and taking care of yourself, then go to a club with the lads, pull something and fuck
It's thay simple

>by making yourself healthy and fit, you’re makinng yourself worse at commitment
Women project a lot; they know their more likely to cheat/leave if they got more atttractive and assume that a guy who’s trying to maintain their health is doing the same.

Based and saved.