What's the catch?

>been drinking only water
>but the idea of paying $1.50-$2.50 per drink is too good to be true
bruh

I want to be a fucking monster nigger

A 4 pack for 6.65 where?

>Currently sipping and autistic. You do the math.
ive been told at work i shouldnt drink these by people that have noticable guts, dont eat meat, and a 30 yr old man that weighs probalby 115#s. so i continue to drink them during my fasts

Get a 24 pack OP, it's about $25 which makes the most sense

just drink black coffee with no sugar

> don’t sip something delicious
> sip something that tastes terrible
You give bad advice

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>sip something that tastes terrible

how dare you say that about black coffee!

Sipping one right now and it feels gooood

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i used to drink 2 a day. figured out it was causing anxiety and depression. i now only drink one before disc golf to give me an edge

Love dem sips, but honestly lately when I drink them I have the urge to piss all the time. Could be over doing it at 1 can a day, so I decided to take an extended break from sipping.

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Sipping right now only bad part is that if you're a ketofag like me that you need to account for the 4g of carbs.

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They are very easy to get addicted on

Hes either 12 or a woman or maybe a nigger

Make your own drinks with lemon juice, water, ginger and mint.
Fag. Monsters are expensive.

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wow that cup of dirt water looks really great im convinced

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Aspartame kills gut bacteria. Enjoy your inflammation and allergies.

>not taking pro biotics to counter act unleashing the beast with monster energy.

Fucking retard

eating raw garlic before energy drink really improves the effect but when I eat it before tea or coffee I feel like shit

There isn't any aspartame in monster ultras

Its a lot of caffiene op

The catch is it slowly genetically modifies you over time so that you cease being the image of God and have in fact become a monster.

You know the Necrons in 40k? The plan is kind of like that.

energy drinks are for limp bisqit listeners. milk is still cheaper than gasoline.

Keep drinking water mate

1$/500ml can in Poland, still considered expensive around here haha

Only downside I've found is they sometimes make me shit.
But downing two of these bad boys quickly just gives that powerful boost that makes you feel like a terminator.

No (((catch)))

Keep sipping, goys

I wish they made energy drinks with no caffeine. I love the taste of energy drinks but I'm super sensitive to caffeine. Monster had a caffeine free one but discontinued it.

>energy drinks with no caffeine
>energy
>no caffeine
You mean soda?

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>2 monsters have same ingredients as 1 bang
Just have a bang you mongoloid fuck.
Holy shit your IQ must be like 80.

Superior
1/2

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2/2

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I think bang has zero caff drinks

expensive

also you can only have 2 a day safely if you're an adult (and no other caffeine from anything else for the rest of the day)

There is something like that here,I think its called fitpro or something. Tastes pretty meh

>making things up
>no proof whatsoever

Idk, but it's $6.66 at Walmart in Ohio.

You forgot the turkeytail, roodypoo.

it will give you boomerism which is much worse

Nope no catch. Which it's such a good meme.
Used to hate energy drinks, but this one is refreshing, yummy, and gives some energy.

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