Should I tell my therapist I want to fuck her

what do you do for a job if your job doesn't even sound like it makes as much money as hers she'll just be creeped out

Think about it if some random ass dude told you "Hey I wanna fuck you because I think you're hot" it would be weird. Just complement her and take it easy, but quick at the same time because then she might be taken from you.

hmm your /b/tard trolling is bad
yes yes projections hmm.. got anymore buzzwords you wanna throw out so you can strut around thinking you won.
btw notice you didnt deny being a beta virgin. guess I hit a nerve so you lashed out like an angry bitter virgin would.

do fire back with more retorts so I can laugh at the seething virgin and his weak ass clapbacks

>had that thought while speaking with therapists
>only the two of us closed in a room down a long hallway
>wonder if they've ever fucked a client
>no one would ever believe the client, people would call them a crazy liar
also...
>jacked off to photos of two past counselors once done seeing them
and...
>thinks it would be some really hot sex
so...
>think at your own discretion

>is fighting over fucking Jow Forums whether someone's a virgin

Dude I lost my virginity when I was a teen
I remember it like it was months ago...

Also how the fuck will asking a girl like human being fail oppose to asking like a fucking autist?

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no really ive gotten laid when I was a teen honest guys! im part of the cool kid club really! honest!

That's a terrible fucking idea and you should stop lusting after her.

> you should stop lusting after her
That's not how sexual attraction works. You can't just "stop"

I mean I'd need a time machine to fuck don't you think user?

Tell her a dream you had about fucking her, but don't mention it was her who you were fucking. Be a daredevil OP, playing it safe is boring.

guys who say unironically say this just out themselves as never having been a part of a porno situation

If you don't tell her you want her, you will forever regret not doing so when you are older, long after she has left your life. Is this how you want to live? With regret? Let her know how you feel user!

don't tell, just do it!

You must be dumber than a box of rocks, reread the stuff that I said you

Orignaly, ass wipe*

I strongly recommend not sexually harassing her user. Although its ok to call her cute I suppose.

Yeah but men and women are different. Women have fucking rape fantasies en masse for fuck's sake. That and I don't empathize with women, my experiences with them have given me a deep seething hatred of the female sex. However I'm cursed by the flesh and have fleshly desires so even though I loathe women I want to fuck them.

Cruel fucking world

I have these same thoughts. Im in love with my therpist and have the biggest orgasms thinking of her. Im starting to make shit up in my life just to see her more. God fucking help me. Shes married I know there is no chance of it happening even though she sometimes compliments me shes passionate about her job I know she wouldn't risk losing it. I love her so fucking much...wish I could see her forever

You're not getting anything what I'm saying aren't you? Also, why would any body just let some random ass dude fuck them, what if they're married or in a relationship? God damn people from this board are dumb as hell

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>should I tell her
Not outright. If the conversation ever leads around to what kind of women you're attracted to, just saw you'd definitely bone her. Don't get into it and say she's really hot and you want to breed her, just say she's attractive and you'd do her. Then carry on with whatever else. Say it casually, like its just some normal honest opening up to your therapist.

The idea will sit in her head and next time you see her, she'll be wearing less clothing or showing more cleavage. And the chairs will be closer together.

Guaranteed.

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I was thinking of seeing a therapist just to get an attractive one. If I got a man or an ugly one I would stop going and go to another one.

The only time I have experienced love was for my therapist years ago. She is the only woman to listen to me and care for me. I miss her so much.

Is this a good plan?

OP, maybe it would help if you spent 5 seconds actually thinking about what you would be asking of her.

Therapists are NEVER allowed to fuck with clients. It's not only something that can get her fired, but she can also have her therapy license taken away. In other words, she's putting the 5-6 years she spent at college getting trained, the $100,000 she invested in going to college, and the clientele/reputation she spend years developing at her job at risk just to fuck you. If she got caught, her life and future would be destroyed. Do you really think that any woman is going to put themselves at that much of a risk to have 2 minutes of terrible sex with a virgin? Unless you are ridiculously handsome/well off there is absolutely no possibility of any woman putting themselves in that much of a risk.

100% if you tell her she will drop you as a client. Anyone who is telling you otherwise is either trolling you to fuck up your life or has no sexual experience beyond what they've seen in porn. The best and only option is to NEVER tell her your true feelings about her, lust after her to your heart's content during sessions, and masturbate at the thought of her when you get home. It's literally your own option and you need to accept that or get a new therapist.

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>Also, why would any body just let some random ass dude fuck them, what if they're married or in a relationship?
You'd be surprised

>Do you really think that any woman is going to put themselves at that much of a risk to have 2 minutes of terrible sex with a virgin?
This seems like a challenge user

She'd literally lose her job and livelihood if anybody found out, and she's not going to trust some mentally unstable patient to keep completely quiet about it. She's not going to risk homelessness just to fuck some random average joe. You have to realize most people aren't as desperate as you and actually have significant things to lose if things go south.

They're not supposed to bang you, it's an ethics thing.

Dude, you watch too much porn none of that would work. Most of the people here are telling him to ask her like a normal human.

Not OP but I am not kidding when I say I am in love damnit no one has ever made me feel complete and happy I fucking love her and need her so bad in my life. I NEED to breed and marry her so your suggestion is easier said than done damnit no one understands how deep this is, I get BUTTERFLY'S from masturbating to her because I actually love her and dont see her as a walking fleshlight. I want to make LOVE to her not just fuck her for 5 minutes

Honestly all these people saying it won't happen kinda piss me off. I know logically they are correct, but in the end I am a man. I may not be in a good place in life right now, but I am still a man. And as a man, when multiple people come together to tell me I can't do something, I have an intense urge to prove them wrong. How dare you think so lowly of me. I do not accept your weak pitiful reality. A true man forces his own reality, he forges a path through the world. That being said, I will shoot my shot. It may not be next week, or the week after that, or even a year from now. But I will try to clap those cheeks. I won't be super direct. I'll slowly start talking about more sexual things, ease her into it. And when the time comes up, I'll casually bring it up like it's normal. Maybe I will fail, I will probably fail. However, if I stay quiet like I've been doing my whole life I could not live with myself.

Wish me luck bros.

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same tbqh im seriously considering just telling her that im attracted to her. its so cute how she bites her lips whenever she wants to express sympathy for me even though i feel like its fake as fuck

You post anime pictures on a mongolian spice trading forum bro. You're not a real man.

reminder your therapist was a roastie in college that would have treated like you a speck of dirt while getting her back blown out for fratchads. seriously, just think for a second about what college psychology majors are like, they're all turboroasties

You will not break my will.

Keep in mind you pay her to be nice and caring

Although it's a plus, I'm more aroused by her body than anything else

Good luck user. If you do win her over it will be the best fuck of your life because you have all this sexual tension built up. Godspeed.