What does Jow Forums think of Alpha Destiny?

What does Jow Forums think of Alpha Destiny?

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that's not alphadestiny,that's a dwarf

gr8 b8 m8

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>Look at OP's pic
>See the manlet is curling 30
>Not too shabby i guess for someone his height
>Realise its an american gym
>"30lbs"
>Translate into a measurement system not based in the dark ages
>13.6KG
>Kek
>When will they learn?

If you thought for a second that bar looked like it could be 30 KG you're a fucking retard. Maybe your brain is getting affected by all those Paki sperm enemas.

Mcdonalds ran out of nuggets today?

Don't worry you'll still get the required 15K calories in from krispy kreme and jew semen.

Every time I see a full body shot of him I'm amazed at how tiny he is. Like how did he manage to fool people into thinking he's bearmode?

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AlphaDestiny is a baby monkey hater?!

It's so weird seeing men that are like 5'2. With women it looks normal, but he looks like a dwarf here.

Femanon here, I think Alex is, like, CRAZY hot!

Ever since I started my fitness journey two weeks ago he has served as my inspiration

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I'm not an alphadestiny fan, but it is a shame the lengths people go (especially men) to make each other feel insufficient. There is literally nothing he can do about his height, why make him feel worse about it than he probably already does.

Their proportions are just all wrong. Mainly their body to head ratio. Dwarves in fantasy look better because they have a fuck ton of upper body mass, big bones, caveman-looking skulls, and huge hands and forearms. Real life dwarves and turbo manlets look like bobble heads instead.

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Based

This was weak

This. Women prefer shorter guys who lift to lanklets.

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Jow Forums is Jow Forums-lite now. Just hating things for any reason possible.

>that Alestorm album image
fucking kek
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I like how his cat, it is super cute. Forearm mogs Alex.

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GTFO here you fucking whore

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Is that arm photoshopped in? Hes giving him the finger, and the alphaman doesn't even respond, hes frozen in fear?

What's he gonna do? Judging by the length of the arm that guy is much bigger than Alex.

This fucking guy
He always posts low angle photos on Instagram, so you don't realize how short he is.
And the fact he's always talking about being "bear mode" (more like cub mode) makes you think he's big or at least average size 6'2 or taller.
Instagram was a mistake

The best part is that he's wearing lifts in that pic and he's still getting mogged by some dude that looks to be 5'8 - 5'9 tops.

His mistake was showing up with that hair and beard. He looks good with short hair and short beard, but with that mature hairline you cant have long hair and look good. His beard tend to look like pubes when he grows it out too long. Everyone know's he's short already

>mature hairline

It's called balding.

we know its you alex

>translate into measurement system not based in the dark ages

fucking kek i love you metric bros

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>that’s not alphadestiny, that’s alphadestiny
What?

Timestamp it whore

Tirion looking motherfucker training to fight White Walkers

you guys are so fixated on height jesus christ

His destiny is to LEARN one day.

When will he learn?

got a liocense for that hate speech m8?

Hurr durr fat Americans eat mcdongles nuggies

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This is ridiculous. I was at school with my friend, and she started yanking like a little bitch. I was like what the fuck girl and then she was like I ain't smoking that low-class shit. LOL. She was the finest shorty in town.

He's 5'5"

Thats a full blown manlet

back to the pit, manlet

Holy shit can the manlets cope any harder

He lies, his real height is more like 5’3

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He’s an alpha dwarf

No one confuses thei guy for being 6’2, gtfo