Stop buying expensive zero calories drinks you /fast/ morons

Stop buying expensive zero calories drinks you /fast/ morons.
Get water, lemon juice, ginger and mint and now you have a tasty drink that will take you through the fast with style. If you have any other low cal recipe, post it here.

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Do not forget honey nigger.

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Isn't honey like full of sugar?
Why would I use honey on fast?

>honey on a fast

Fucking brainlets here i swear

there are calories in lemon though.

25 calories in 100ml of juice.
Do you add 100ml of lemon juice to a glass of your drink? No retard, you don't.
You add a couple of drops.

I just drink snake juice, oolong, and black coffee

poison, ok, drug fucking up your sleep

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my sleep is fine parrot

enjoy missing out on all the scientifically backed benefits:
bmj.com/content/359/bmj.j5024

>Coffee consumption seems generally safe within usual levels of intake, with summary estimates indicating largest risk reduction for various health outcomes at three to four cups a day, and more likely to benefit health than harm.

It also makes you run to the toiled and makes skin inflammations worse.

>It also makes you run to the toiled
Never has in my experience
>makes skin inflammations worse.
Never has in my experience

15-25 calories in a lemon depending on the size. And yes, presumably when you're squeezing a lemon and making unsweetened lemonaide or w/e, you are using at least one lemon or more.

ignore that autistic ascetic bullshit. These guys want to LARP as monks or something.

Caffeine is perfectly fine. If it gives anyone trouble sleeping, stop drinking caffeine in the afternoon/evening, obviously

Or better iet, stop being a fucking bitch you bunch of faggots and drink snake juice, nothing at all, or piss

Lemon juice and ginger have calories you fucking dumb cunt, how do you expect to rip autophagy benefits if you can't stop eating or drinking shit you fatty pigs?

You don't realize how much of a fucking addict you are to coffee until you stop drinking it

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sUOT36hC2bk

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-fkv1Dkh-Ls

This shit dehydrates your brain by decreasing blood flow to it

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2748160/

Why do you think people on Brazil are so fucking dumb even though they drink so much fucking coffee?

>the virgin youtube videos and study you haven't read vs the Chad Umbrella Review Meta-Analysis
bmj.com/content/359/bmj.j5024
>Coffee consumption seems generally safe within usual levels of intake, with summary estimates indicating largest risk reduction for various health outcomes at three to four cups a day, and more likely to benefit health than harm.

How is IV liquid poison you dumb cunt?

>using a lemon is equat to amount of juice used
Wtf?
Are you retarded? I use 1 lemon for 1 L of drink. It's nothing.

I eat yogurt and drink a banana milkshake during my fasts.

>Lemon juice and ginger have calories you fucking dumb cunt,
Look at this brainwashed cretin.

> Robust randomised controlled trials are needed to understand whether the observed associations are causal

Personal experience is worth a lot more than any metanalysis (for fuck sake the numbers they got for benefits were 1.12 tier, this is nothing)

Try cutting this shit for a week, I dare you fucker, you'll see you're just a little addict

IV fluid is only given to dying people. Are you dying? Potentially life threatening drugs used to save lives should only be administered by professionals.

Let's fast bros

>mint
bad for testosterone

You make it sound like it tanks your T levels irrevocably.

green tea?

>Why do you think people on Brazil are so fucking dumb even though they drink so much fucking coffee?
Negro and indio admixture, you fucking idiot

>are you dying
we all are

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>zero calorie drinks
>expensive
What in the fuck are you talking about

brainlet here. you know how if you use something like steroids to artificially increase test then your body will produce less baseline test. if you artificially lower your test for a while will your body increase your baseline test?

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i would say the calories from lemons are worth it (healthyyyy)

I use ketchup instead

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>The virgin science vs the chad broscience and common sense

or i could have tea?
i suggest lapsang souchong for anone who's not a faggot.

Monster Ultra, a favorite low carb drink of this board, costs about $2/can.

Don't forget semen on top.

Imagine drinking anything but water and milk. Enjoy your yellow piss.

i drink a good amount of tea and piss clear, brah. no need to fear.
maybe you have a condition, like a weak kidney, prolly all that milk you're chugging.

>It also makes you run to the toiled

and that's a good thing

It's literally just salt and potassium in water, you colossal faggot. Have fun with your muscle cramps and crippling fatigue.