Porridge Hack for Max Gains

Alright niggers. Put a cup or so of milk in a sauce pan on a burner at low heat. Low enough that it will not more than just barely boil. Once it gets a touch bubbly in there have a whisk in hand and crack in 2 or 3 eggs along with a heaping tablespoon of honey. Whisk for just a couple minutes but no more. The eggs will cook rapidly but you don't want to overdo it. Pour out quickly into a bowl before they overcook.. What you have there is a nice bowl of eats that I reckon makes a guy feel like he's having a nice bowl of cream of wheat. Make it extra tasty by pouring a small bit of cold cream on it and a dab of soft butter. ooooh lawd.

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Thanks for the tip friend

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So...Creme Anglaise but without the vanilla?

At what point do I put in the oats?

Does this work with almond milk?

Yes. It's just a custard recipe, mate.

>Putting eggs into boiling milk
>not tempering eggs by adding a little bit of hot milk
Do you even /ck/?!

I'll look into this. Have a nice day.

Add a scoop of protein to your porridge

You don't, that's why it's called a hack.

Thanks senpai, will try

Nice hack, I've never made scrambled eggs before

> scrambled eggs
> with milk
Que?

You should actually boil water and add the milk to water straight away. This will reduce the extent of curdling of the milk which occurs when the milk is warm

porridge is inferior

Been doing that in Scotland for years mate. Breakfast of fucking champions

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Akshually, you should base the porridge entirely on water and only add the milk afterwards, if you really want milk. This will reduce the extent of the porridge being all sticky and gross.

Just read that properly. Your an eejit. Why not just make an omelette or scrambled eggs if you're not putting oats in?

Add oats and that meal fills you up for half the day.

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Akshumally you want sticky porridge its nicer

Its porridge for retards

2 scoops. C'mon!

Most normies make scrambled eggs with milk

But I like porridge

What would be the right order of actions when you add oats to that recipe?

Surely you mean raw eggs?