What kind of hairstyles do femanons have

Wish I had a big curly hair gf. That pic is the good time. Tight blackgirl-tier curls are shit.

>iron down
That's true, I do that sometimes but it rarely lasts and honest, I'm a lazy motherfucker. I don't ever wear makeup, you think I'm gonna iron my hair? Thank you anyway, though.

>how do i save a normiebook doodke without sending

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I'm a man and that's my hairstyle 100% down to every last whirl. Wtf.

Here's an actually pretty lady.

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No u dont, finding stray hairs on everything would get really annoying

i have big wavy black hair
is this good enough 4 u

Ew, gross. Terrible nose.

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Easy enough to deal with. Leave my own hairs errywhere, too.

Wavy is good. But it's got to be long, and it's got to actually be on a biological female, user.

Long, haven't cut it in 4 years, and haven't washed it in 2 weeks

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What kinda hair do u have

Ew wtf nigga wash your hair

sorry trannies do not count as femanons

so nigger hair, basically

can you be my gf? love au naturale

Body hair. Lots of it. What, did you think I was some cute girl?
Still get hair everywhere.

What's wrong with my nose, user?

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Nah not as gross as theirs

It's too small. I need a girl that makes Barbra Streisand look like a noselet.

No i was just wondering if u were a cute boy with long hair

No such luck, bro. It's shitty thinning hair with a increasing bald patch. Gotta commit and shave it, some day.

PAPA CAN YOU HEAR ME
PAPA CAN YOU SEE ME
PAPA CAN YOU FIND ME IN THE NIIIIIIIGHT

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Dam rip your hair :/

Can u draw me a cute curly haired tall bf pls

i have long hair
i'll be your cute long hair bf :*

Oh my god it's spotty, too?

That's not good enough, user. Have you tried working out?

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Can u share a pic of what it looks like

shoot me your discord or a throwaway email if you like

Just post the pic here dawg

cry little man

based drawtranny

>long-haired basedboys stealing my curly-haired not-gfs
Fuck this.

I'd rather drink my piss

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Haha jokes on you, I drew MY curly haired talk husbando!
>user, you just drew Syd Barret

Have I tried working out my nose?

user, puh-lease, as if a tranny would ever be this honest. They'd shitpost with an anime avatar like they always do.
plus im a terf lol

Forgot my picture AGaiM AHHHHH

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I thought you were pretty cute until the radical feminist part.
Oh well.

it goes down to my butt
i also dont have a dick

Ass-length wavy black hair?!

LONDON

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That other dude is drinking his piss instead of posting a pic. If u post a pic of your cute hair id be your curly haired not-gf

I merely jest. A tranny wouldn't be a drawfag.

There you go, my man. You got upset about me stepping in. All the while, I sabotaged myself and made you look better. Bow at my feet, give thanks, and post a pic. Claim your woman.

And they say women can't be bots!

THIS IS NO LAUGHIN' MATTER
U INSULT THIS LADY'S HONOR

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can i sniff ur curly hair pls

no london unfortunately

>looked up what terf meant
unironically based

I'd have to wash it and cut it and all that shit. All that, just to get added to the collage of Jow Forums faces and laughed at.
Might skip that bit.

She may be an insufferable cunt, but I have this hairstyle. Just redder.

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It just smells like this

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And messier. Because I cannot be bothered to comb it. :|

can i be your personal hair washer please

Just cover your face duh

gorgeous, do you have discord?

do girls know stuff like this gives us boners?

dude shut up they don't need to know our secret

>4b dark brown hair bra strap length
>front 1/3 is in two flat twists
>rest of hair is in ~14 single twists
>tfw bought two new deeps conditioners and looking forward to wash day

Do they notice when you smell their hair? Their ears are right under it, so you'd think they would hear.
It's been a very long time since I buried my face in nice smelling hair. Hold me.

i have no idea what a twist is but i want to masturbate to it

might want to check out google

oh dear. i dont think i can masturbate to this.

Really? Its just a smell...

Im the same way. I get so excited when i buy deep conditioners

well theres something about those fruity girl hair smells that give us boners

cool

buying hair products is one way i try to dull the meaninglessness of my live. it doesn't work well but i still do it.

same length as op but my bangs are shorter

I have bangs kind of like Aerith from FF7 and hair to my lower back with soft waves. One and a half more years to get it as long as her, I imagine.

Reminds me how I love the smell of Old Spice. I wish I could wear it without people thinking I'm weird.

Long and disgusting, full of deadends.

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thats the biggest egg ive ever seen

You seem cute. I wanna pick you up and carry you around.

wtf femanons are qt as fuck

I'm 5'10. You sure you can manage?
This picture is more promiscuous, apologizing for my attention whoring but my hair looks quite longer from the back.

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Didn't you realise that everyone on this board is actually really good-looking?

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more hair you dirty slut

yea so im gonna need you to marry me immediately

>5'10
Hnnnnnng. I'm 6'3 and fairly strong, so probably.

>inb4 robots bite and start clumsily hitting on her

She will most definitely not fuck you and will merely get off on the easy attention and pick up a tinder chad to plow her.

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No where else, user.
Will you brush my hair for me?
I swore that taller guys always liked the shortest girls rather than the taller ones.
Was this thread not just for that?

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Haha, no social media. Glad you liked my phone doodles.

>skinny Asian girl with a shitty Walmart guitar pretends to understand my problems
is this cultural appropriation

>what is selection bias

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>5'10
>tfw 5'5
Amazon gf never ever.

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I think you were a little late for the inb4.

Don't worry, bonbi, you still have my heart.

alright, playing hard to get. whats your p.o. box?

>Will you brush my hair for me
yes i will be your hair brushing slave

Evidently so.
Zoomers are still in that awkward stage where they realize and internalize female nature but they still harbor some hope and teenage naivete. They simply cannot help themselves.

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This is it. But it's longer in the front and shorter in the back, the picture doesn't really show it well enough because it's not straightened because lazy

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dont straighten it, messy is superior

I'd cum all over your hair, do you have aim?

Who cares about roasties.

I wanna know what robots are doing with their hair

Pic related is me

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I am so sick of seeing your ugly mug you literal mutt.
You are the epitome of miscegenation and the token example of the slights of mongrelization.

Speak English. Half of what you just said wasnt even coherent

Wearing a hat so nobody can see my hairline