Fps/fph thread

I guess I'm the designated fph guy now. Lets go boys, try and get some oc in this one.

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there's already a thread tardicus.

Jannies deleted it

Remind me, how much do they get paid?

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There wasn't when I crtl + f'd man. Take a chill pill I'm just tryna have some laughs at fatties.

They probably bloatmax

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Someone unironically posted this shit on insta

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There was another one started because that one was reaching its limit, I checked it an hour ago only had around 30 posts

I don’t know. Probably nothing I’d guess

Good advice for bulking.

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she's an accredited dietician.
>revoke

Projecting so hard

in for amberlynn

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bitch looks like she starts shaking when someone calls her maam on the subway

>chronic dating
what's that? do you develop an eating disorder because you're in a long term relationship?

universal suffrage was a mistake

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OH THE IRONY

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When will raids come back?

shame, she looks like she would be hot if she were skinny

They literally just have no sense of control, those fat fucks at work visited two different snack vans and an ice cream van yesterday while intermittently reading Slimming World inspiration quotes and almost all women are like it

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Heard throughout our super polity
Legends of girls’ carnal frivolity
Spreading themselves everywhere like they’re mops
Seekers of pussy butchery for their vaginal chops
Capitalism’s feminism gets blame’s full brunt
Yet ladies stymie their bedding with nary a grunt
“Experimentation! Self love!” such girls will claim
Requesting innocence from any and all blame
Then to her next pumping of priapistic cream
All drilling and adoration, the girls life’s a dream
No matter the cervical or fallopian mire
She’ll permit only strange cocks, “Please, its dire!”
The gorings torque her flower to the maw of snapper
So most men instead choose her less beefed braaper
Her eggs grew forelorn of all worldly hope
Seeking amity with herpetic warts to cope
And how did her flower’s beef jut out and sprout
Spooking from her cunninliguists the shrillest shout
“Eat my beef, faggot, and taste my Nuva-ring”
Say the harlots that hasten to a pussy eating fling
But stay secret about their innard’s pooling spunk
Self righteously dripping on that pussy-licking punk
Along with remnants tucked into her labial wrinkles
Those bestial semenal Africanized sprinkles
Terraforming her cunt until fertility was murky
Ghostly howls sneak from her vajay-jay-jerky
Sisters in sluttiness teach esoteric stretches
While milky Khazars whisper useful kvetches
Training their beef to endure all phallic wrought
Kegeling and queefing until pussy guts are taut
Training for the future devoid of coital blunder
Modern women embody warm holed plunder
And so it has been since soiled romps in the bog
To those acrobatic interracial sex circuses of Prague
We thank our progenitor, filthiest Gaia
And graciously await the phallic forestry of Yonia

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/fitlit/ reporting

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La creatura in question

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holy fuck that gunt

down to 168 from 285. first time i've been at a healthy bmi since 6th grade

looking at the thumbnail I though it was 2 women front to front

didnt have 'fph' in the name so no one found it probably and it died

>Jesus died for this.
Absolve from the seven deadly sins, gluttony and over-indulgence.

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Is it possible to get this big eatin nothing but mangos?

>shitty skin even with tons of makeup
>shit eyebrows
>dem femuhnist glasses
>nose ring
>so fat you can't even see her collarbones
>fatvegfemme
>hundreds of updates in 24 hours, most likely compensating her poor social life
Poor beast

depends on how many mangos your stomach can hold

Is that a bill Clinton tat

i wish i could have this attitude, eating when im not hungry is the hardest part of lifting for me. however come to think they are probably just eating cupcakes, chips and drinking pop

Those feet are about to pop

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Woman here, im a textbook grazer but I still keep my shit together and keep it around 1200 cals a day. I realized that in 2 hrs Ill be just as hungry if I eat 400 cals as if I eat 200 cals, so I figured I would just take the L and split my meals up smaller.

I thought it was two people facing each other

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That's what happens when you eat nothing but mangoes. You become a mango

wew

I love happy endings

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nice

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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congrats you're a normally functioning human, quite rare nowadays.

What do you think is the true reason for the morbid obesity epidemic?

In the 90s and early 2000s people had excuses for being fat fucks, they didn't know better but you'd think with the internet explosion and quality knowledge being available for free everyone would be fit but it's quite the opposite that happened, I see more fatties around the country than 20 years ago and it's not just the niggers and mexicans demographics increase, whites are fatter than ever too.

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>What do you think is the true reason for the morbid obesity epidemic?
combination of factors
more addictive food, easier access to calorically dense foods for low prices, increasingly poor nutrition education, and for most of the developed world, quality of life and wages are stagnant or declining which is tied to obesity
plus spread of sedentary jobs

I'm glad some can still have self control, I'm proud of you

kek. same here

In the 90s no one made excuses for these fat fucks. They were fat due to a combination of gluttony, sloth, and lack of intelligence. Now they're trying to proclaim fat as being beautiful.

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But sprite is clear so that means it's healthy like water!

2deep

Nothing about being a size 32 screams “underserved” to me monstah

>50% of my free time is spent on Jow Forums and judging fat people
I don't know how to feel about this.

They do that and then throw in a litany or excuses for disabilities and mental health issues. I get that depression etc can make you turn to food, but therapy is affordable and can change your life so you aren’t a walking fucking planet. They still have victim mentality though.

Whenever I encounter a fatass while I'm outside, all I can think of is how much they weigh, how much they should lose and how long it would take to reasonably lose that amount.

>What do you think is the true reason for the morbid obesity epidemic?
Jews of course. Who puts hormones in food? Who spreads bullshit like the food pyramid? Who pushes for eliminating meat? Who told people that fat is bad and sugar is good? Of course the lardasses themselves carry much of the blame for falling for the bs but it all stems from the hebrews.

It's obviously just the guy holding his phone. Can no one here into silhouettes?

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Holy fuck she looks like a mrs potato head

miring ceps

Wash your fucking face and pluck your eyebrows you disgusting cunt. Do you finish you McDonald's and just wipe your filthy hands directly on your forehead?

Definitely the moon.

Imagine being so brainwashed by Europeans that you don't find this QUEEN to be the epitome of beauty.

It’s okay, she’ll die of heart disease at 45

ew

She's built like Mrs. M&M

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How can someone be so vain that they get a tat of their own face on their thigh?

found where they make her shirts

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yeah, paint your fingernails, that'll make you pretty, you silverback.

BOW DOWN TO YOUR AFRICAN QUEEEEEN WITE BOI

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Flood this person's insta with love, she obviously needs it

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we need to start deporting retards, fat people, gibs, and other shit right into the sun.

please marry me fitlit king

i hate instagram """poets""". these people think just because they insert random line breaks into their shitty autistic prose it gives it meaning

What is it with fat bitches and liking Disney?

Same. That's a pretty good optical illusion.

start boredom eating. add s o y sauce and siracha to your chicken veggie rice mixes. makes you actually want to eat the fucking things.

Do these people fucking hear themselves? We didnt evolve to be the most defined creatures on earth because it's okay to be weak. Whenever something like a natural disaster happens, the weak always depend on the strong. Pic related

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have you heard of the mouse utopia? I know it's pointed to a lot but it found that after eliminating many natural hazards Mice face in the wild (predators and scarcity of food and shelter) over a period of time they became weak, lazy and died off.

i already spice all my food to hell, still have to force it down and can spend well over an hour sitting down and forcing myself to eat one meal.
best trick i know for me at least is pretty autistic but works: take 1 bite a minute. watching youtube or talking to friends always be looking at the clock and force yourself to take a bite out of something every minuite, its kinda fun trying to keep up.
my second method is to skip eating until i get hungry then eat as quick as i can before the hunger stops.

>mfw I have to remind myself of this every day while trying to escape skellymode

>am I the moon
Moon shaped at least

How can you tell lol, she's long gone user

Looking forward to the biopic what an odyssey.

>Being so fat an XXXXL is too small to wear properly
Jesus Christ, I can still fit into my tee shirts from late middle school

Umm, excuse you sweety fatvegfemme is a QUEEN(complimentary, not using it in a gendered way) and doesn't deserve to be disrespected by tories like you!

I don't know why Snapchat supports this shit. It's disgusting.

NO THANK

>I don't know why (((Snapchat))) would glorify obesity and tell vulnerable teenage girls to consider obesity to be beautiful and not keep their weight in check
I dunno something about liberals

Oh dear that can't be comfortable