>girl tells me shes masturbated to the thought of me
>tell her I masturbate to the thought of her too
>she says she was just kidding and was expecting me to freak out
>i tell her I was just joking too
>she just says "Right."
I-Is it over?
Girl tells me shes masturbated to the thought of me
Juan Campbell
Colton Perez
Them digits don't lie. Its over.
Zachary Campbell
that is top level cunt material
Noah Rivera
>i tell her I was just joking too
The true alpha move would be to stare her in the eyes and tell her you weren't joking.
Charles White
You should have said you masturbated to the thought of her friend stacy
Adam Bennett
This is how i fucked my first white teenage girl
You should have just said that user
Samuel Bailey
God you suck at flirting.
Brandon Hill
Congratulations on failing a shit test, should've told her I don't masturbate but I think about fucking you often.
Oliver Johnson
Lol what a dumb retard. What kind of guy would freak out to a girl pleasuring herself while thinking about him.
OP is either lying or met some really fucked up asperber bitch.
Btw if any of you virgins are unsure, I am a normie who spends a lot of time around girls so I know
Josiah Price
No you stupid faggot wamesns love it when you are into them. Tell her you were not joking and ask her on a date.
Leo Ross
best thread right now
the absolute state of Jow Forums
Caleb Jackson
You know as much about girls as you know about yourself, which is nothing.
Luis Morales
Yeah, I don't think you understand the type of people who use r9k. I'm willing to bet a few would overreact.
Jordan Wright
>girl tells me she's masturbated to the thought of me
>tell her i've seen the video of her getting double teamed behind the burger king
>she kills herself three weeks later
and nothing of value was lost
Jackson Fisher
Cheat code for chatting up girls: Only expand on a topic they've introduced if it genuinely interests you or the explicitly ask for your opinion. Otherwise, make politely interested noises and ask them questions.
Carter Morris
>women talk to him
>women like him
>he thinks he can post here
Wasted trips
Kayden Bennett
*quads fucks sake
Juan Butler
Shoulda told her the same. 'Sure, cause everyone says that'.
Landon Flores
>tfw she actually does and just wasn't ready for you to talk about it
Still though, them dubs don't lie.
Joshua Gomez
>says she mastorbates to the thought of me
"pics or it didn't happen faggot"
Cameron Nguyen
If someone said this to me, I'd reply
"Yeah, and I masturbate to the thought of you masturbating to the thought of me"
Kayden Gonzalez
How do u normies even find yourself in a situation where this could happen to you?