/r9gay/ - #586

Kissed my crush in the lips during a sleepover.

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>guy wants to know how i know about food porn
because i watch it jackass

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I spent the last 4 YEARS trying to be part of this fucking local video game/comic book community and I have nothing to show for it. People are nice to me when I'm there, people occasionally talk to me when I'm there, but no one wants to be my fucking friend. Not a single one of them has messaged me out side of a group setting, I give the fuck up. I might as well kill myself

Yikes, what is the community like? Who do you usualy talk to?

The same chuckle fucks every fucking week, they're all buddy buddy with each other and I don't get it. It's like people only want to talk to me in the context of a group setting, I have to be doing something wrong but I don't know what.

I'll probably end up being wrong but from how you worded this it makes it sound like you're waiting for people to talk to you as opposed to you talking to them. You made two different references to how they talk to you but you don't talk to them. Ultimately if within the first few months and they aren't really including you/making an attempt to, then why would you bother still going? Find some other place dude, sounds like just a waste of time.

Legit question, why are most gays I run into like

>Oh please fuck my boypussy until I'm bleeding cum from my ass! >///

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>tfw no bf that falls in love with me because I'm the only person that's ever been nice to him

Please send lots of cuddles.

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Are you a tranner? Be honest, if so, there's your answer.

That love would be eternal.

Obvious question but have you tried talking to them outside of the group setting? Do they know each other from outside of the group? Because if they do it's going to be really hard for them to view you as a friend instead of a "guy that is there when we go". Also try to befriend people from other groups, instead of sticking with the same guys. Target loners and new guys and try to create your own group.

Where are you going that you're running into these guys?

I would hug you.

I want that eternal love.

I mean that'll be a pretty universal experience regardless if it's a guy or a girl. Not in that statement verbatim, but you get the point. Obviously normal people exist in that regard, it's just a matter of where and who you're talking to. People who say shit like that are borderline mentally ill, no use in it. They're the same type who would hold up a neon sign announcing they're gay because it's basically a personality trait to them and think that acting like that is what they should do. Probably too young to know any better, either literally or mentally.

A hug is close enough.

That looks absolutely delish. Your work, user?

archdemon>angel

does anyone want to be my actual bf please god i need a bf to love and snuggle and come home to and buy presents for and to get ice cream with

is this your first day here? be honest

Yes I have, they either try to get me to show my dick, figure out where I live and meet me even though I don't wanna meet them, or they just fail at being social.
It's a mixed bag really some do know each other and others are fresh meat but just as bad as the original ones, honestly I'm about to give up with bothering with these people although I'll try your advice somewhere else.

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I still don't know how you managed to stand that for 4 years, what kept you there just false hope/desperation?

Why do you say 4 years when it's only been like 2 months I been doing this?

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What the fuck? What kind of videogame comic book community is this?

What do you look like? How do you dress? Are you a trannie or a femboy?

Fuck no

Kill yourself your fucking twat.

Literally not me.

Made me laugh very much. HAHAHAHA original!

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idk what I did to warrant that response but fuck you asshole.

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Wow I wonder whos behind these posts

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In the cockmongler thread, yeah.

>I spent the last 4 YEARS trying to be part of this fucking local video game/comic book community
was it not literal ? considering we're on r9k it's not that hard to believe
then don't reply silly

Look faggots, use the meme arrows and quote what the person you're talking to said. Avoids confusion and these kinds of situation.

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Ya lost me user, I have no clue where you're getting this 4 years and local video game/comic book community.

if you mean like this board or this site no definitely not. Whatever just drop it.

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>tfw no bf to have dinner ready for when he comes home from work all tired

Who the fuck are you? Some kind of trannie?

wasn't even referring to you so i'm not sure why you replied to my post

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I'm some random ass user.

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No user, she's playing us like a damn fiddle.

This is a gay thread user, girls don't come here. Also no one's playing a fiddle, not sure how you would know that considering we're both typing.

I got a (you) from (you) so I gave you a (you) right back and now we're here

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it has a Jow Forums filename

you can do this for me user, where do you live? does that deal include a massage for my shoulders as well?

>This is a gay thread user, girls don't come here

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I live in the USA, and I can throw in a massage for you, sure.

you know i don't even know why i bother with playing along when half of you dumb faggots can't read obvious sarcasm and actually reply to bait

>I've been talking to a bunch of girls this whole time.

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you're so smart user. but tell me who you're talking about i wasn't reading the thread

Point me to the comfy gay discord server plz

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exactly. that's why when someone posts their penis they get a lot of attention. because it's a comfirmed male.

none exist
if you join a discord and its got 20+ members its automatically not comfy

Unironically hope you're just messing with me.

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I was once in one but I guess the admin nuked it

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like half and half

How many (You)s do I need to trade in for a quality bf?

>dinner with your bf edition
that meal is going to make for messy anal sex in about 12 hours lol

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The thread is full of GUYs. Girl Underneath Yaoi-avatar. (I dunno come up with a better acronym if you want)

>Lesbos so retarded they can't even get a /r9lesbo/ to run.

Fucking lesbos fuck off.

is that the guy who bangs every tranny under the sun?

it'd be difficult to start up and probably not enough people to participate. also full of shitposting

Oh because this thread is so free of shitposting

relatively yes it is. and there's always more shitposting for a while when new thread is made.

Never seen a >tfw no gf post in these threads. You're full of shit and if you're not gay you need to fuck off to /femgen/.

not gay girls you dumb homo, straight girls who like men.

Why are straight cunts here? Fuck off you retarded bitches.

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oh, i'm actually the dumb homo. that post was about lesbians right, but i originally meant that straight women came into these threads to talk about guys

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It's okay, as long as you're really a guy.

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kakashi? lol op-chan you're a phage.
also i ate spaghetti today for dinner too

who wants to be my love rival?

Reminder that this thread is for male homosexuals who like other males. Trannies, lesbians, and prison gays kindly fuck off and never come back.
Bis and heteros should fuck off as well, but no hetero man would come here in the first place, and bisluts should fuck off elsewhere.

Do you actually think you're accomplishing something by doing that other than begging for trannies to reply and shitpost with hrt charts

I'm prison gay, please halp.

This only serves to remind me of the absurdity of existence. How would a logical, good and loving god review this?

I guess he'd love it since he is loving.

>watch a whole bunch of porn with people wearing chucks...by coincidence
>try to buy a pair for myself
>sold out in my size
fuckers

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A couple of years ago, before this general existed, I pushed for because I felt /gaygen/ was too sexual and normie. I gave up (and stopped frequenting Jow Forums) shortly before the general ever came into fruition
I just ask; are you really regulars of this boards? For at least the last 32 months?
Because, this gen is horrible, there is no substance when it comes to conversation, there is no real sense of brotherhood or camaraderie. You are all only here desperately trying to have sex. It makes me really sad

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Hit the weights and get a clue kid.

I have been here for about 8 months probably. I've used Jow Forums for a while but always ignored Jow Forums because it seemed like the place angsty straight boys would go talk about not getting any pussy which doesn't interest me at all. Even /lgbt/ used to be better before the tranny menace took it over.
It would be nice to have a place that was more about depressed gay guys instead of the slut and bf posters but I rarely post in the first place so it doesn't really matter.

Also, cutting is a gross way of self harm. There's so many ways to inflict pain on yourself without leaving permanent marks that it really does make me think that the people that choose cutting are basically attention whores.
Although blood does look nice.

Of course we're regulars. I've been here all summer!

>Even /lgbt/ used to be better before the tranny menace took it over.
but /lgblt/ has been tranny town for years and year
>I rarely post int h first place
not looking for your fucking input then am I fuckg queer

The desperate need for sex is the camaraderie.

ahggggghghghhghgh!!!!1!!!
usually hide it on my thighs, always found it the most satisfying way, more than burning or whacking myself, w which is what I started off with. at this point however I'll admit, I'm just looking for some attnention, always thought about killing myself but the past few weeks it's become much more serious. looking for someone to pull me out, even hough I know it wont help

>it really does make me think that the people that choose cutting are basically attention whores.
it wasn't the "posting an unrelated picture of themselves"-ness that tipped you off?

I remember that around the time /lgbt/ was added there were a lot more gay threads. But I could be misremembering because at that point I was more into twinks because I was underage.

But then you can't go out for a swim at a pool, you can't enjoy a nice sauna and you can't undress yourself in a public place like a gym. Wouldn't you want to do all those things with your bf?

I've been here for about a year or so now, taking breaks lasting from a few days to a few months so I can't really speak as if I'm a "true regular" but I was around for a while and I know that a year isn't much of a change but the overall tone is a huge and drastic shift from what it used to be. Sure there was a bit of avatarfagging, and there were the same sort of issues arising (i.e do traps belong here, do bi people belong here, what counts as "normie", contactfagging) but never to the point of it actually being something that derailed a thread for more than a few posts. Self-posting wasn't at an all time low but it wasn't as high or as common as it is now, they'd usually get shunned for the most part and not genuinely replied to with hopes of getting more. The general a year ago had a bit more of a social atmosphere to it, sure there was a bit of a discord shilling crisis but past that there were recognizable anons every thread and while >tfw no bf was pretty prevalent, it wasn't the only thing people could or would talk about. It seems people now just use the board as a bit of a tamer /soc/, in the sense of it granting them a bigger spotlight or just an even more niche place to find someone in specific.

TOOK A SHORT NAP
H KUN YOU STILL KICKIN?
I'll be back in 20 hours jeep

>But then you can't go out for a swim at a pool, you can't enjoy a nice sauna and you can't undress yourself in a public place like a gym
selfconcious enough about those things because of how I fucked up my legs years ago. anyway, I don't feel ill ever be in position where're I would otehreiwse feel able to do those things
>Wouldn't you want to do all those things with your bf?
again, these days I can't imagine myself being in a relationship. I've tried, recently. even, and it's too much for me. I myself am so messy I think I should forget about boys for a long time
read you whole post at it seems whatever your decrier is currently prevalent and has been form eh gnereal's inception (very drunk sos oryy for any misunderstanding)
>It seems people now just use the board as a bit of a tamer /soc/
NOT WHAT I WANT OR CAN EVEN TOLERATE
I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO NOT ONLY ONTHIS SIT BUT ANWHERE FOR THE COMMUNITY I WANT

>always found it the most satisfying way, more than burning or whacking myself
I whack myself too, should we have a peer group for people who whack themselves?

I can understand feeling too messed up for a relationship. I've only had one and it did make me realize I should never attempt another one unless I change myself drastically.
And people do post what you want in this thread, but it's rare so unless you can stomach the slutposters there's probably nowhere for you to go.
There's probably some shitty discord server for it, but from my very limited experience with one server it was 90% normalfags, like most people in this thread.

>(very drunk sos oryy for any misunderstanding)
(I kind of deciphered what you're trying to say even though it took me four tries)
If it was that way since the inception of the general then it must have been to a lesser extent right? If not then I just got really lucky when I joined, I do know that discord servers were sort of the thing everyone was doing when I was basically peaking in terms of being on the thread. The last "major" thing I remember happening is Reiko and I was only ever on for a few hours weekly past that. I only just recently became active again.
>I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO NOT ONLY ONTHIS SIT BUT ANWHERE FOR THE COMMUNITY I WANT
Yeah, unfortunately the only sort of way you'd get the community you're hoping for is starting up a new general on a board where you wouldn't be instantly thrown somewhere else and hoping people stay loyal to what it stands for or making a discord server. Both are pretty shitty options, but at least with one of them you have a bit more control as to what goes on, though I know it's just as normie as it gets whenever a discord is made. It seems the only time this thread is bearable is whenever (most) Americans are asleep, which honestly speaks volumes.

Nothing dangerous
Don't confuse others for me.

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fuck, I haven't lost weight for 2 weeks in a row now
this is much harder than I thought it should be