Why don't you get a dog, user? Seriously owning a dog makes you way more attractive to women...

Why don't you get a dog, user? Seriously owning a dog makes you way more attractive to women. You can be completely average looking while walking your dog and women will make eye contact and smile at you and sometimes even approach you if you're in the dog park or some other place where you're not on the move. Get a dog that's not too intimidating but also not a tiny faggot dog. Pic related will get you all kinds of women on your dick.

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Because l don't like dogs

How about I just fuck the dog instead?

why should you stop to talk to women about nothing while walking your dog?
a walk is a dog's adventure outside and it should be all about them.

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Who gives a fuck? You can keep your dog locked in the basement and only take it out when it's time to go out and meet women.

>Doing things for women

I can't even take care of myself and you want me to get a dog

that's a pretty nice doggo

>decide to check out Jow Forums
>greeted by this post
>Why don't you get a dog, user? Seriously owning a dog makes you way more attractive to women.
Cringe. Goodbye losers.

>refusing to increase your attractiveness and then spending hours on r9gay crying about women being evil for not fucking you

this is a thread about dogs all these people need to stop trying to make it about women

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They only like guys with dogs becausr they know they can score some knot on the downlow. I'm not setting myself up to get cucked by a fucking canine.

Because dogs are fucking terrible animals and I don't care about roasties.

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>spending hours on r9gay crying about women being evil for not fucking you
>Implying implications

>You can keep your dog locked in the basement and only take it out when it's time to go out and meet women.
Absolutely disgusting.

>Oh hey there cutie, this is my dog! Say hi to the pretty lady Rover!
The absolute mad lad.

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>decide to check out Jow Forums
>greeted by your post
>Cringe. Goodbye losers.
mmmmmmmmmm

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I do have a dog.

Her names Ripley, bitches love Ripley.

I have a dog, it doesn't work.

I work too much to get a dog. Why would I want to subject a dog to loneliness?

have you tried threatening to take its video games away?

I had 3 dogs in my life, all of them those common mixed small ones. Sometimes they were only creatures I felt good to talk about my problems, when dad was drunk again or something.
Now I don't have dog and don't talk to anyone about my problems.

get two dogs

you talked to them like you were talking to stuffed animals. that makes me sad.
but at least they weren't stuffed animals they were real dogs and they loved you

Dogs are not capable of love

Yeah, I guess. It wasn't like I think they understood me or anything.
It was more like screaming from the top of the mountain. But without screaming, mountain and with kind warm beside you on bed.

>love dogs, have a dog
>oneitis says she doesn't like dogs
>don't have a oneitis anymore
Based dogbro freeing me from thots.

top fucking kek
>why are these fucking roasties yelling at me!? why aren't they attracted to me?? REEEE im never listening to these faggots on r9k again!!!

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I don't feel like picking up shit.

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Because I'm a wagecuck.i would get a Corgi of I could though.

I thought I'd never get another one after my last dog died.

But I did and I know that will happen again. I don't think I'll go through a third dog dying. I really grow attached to my dogs, not directly, but they just feel like my kid or family member.

get a bunny rabbit instead and ignore women

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Because women just won't fuck you for having a dog. You sound like a legit virgin.