Pls give me tips on how to make a 29yo roastie cum by oral and penetration

>awful advice
>proceeds to give my same advice more in depth
Wat

Also I would never take advice from someone who calls missionary mating press

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Sup, I had boner anxiety problems for my first two years of having sex so I got really good at oral to compensate. It's going to take some trial and error, different girls have different nerve distributions so YMMV. During oral I like to play around first, after we're done making out I stroke the inner labia for a minute or so while I suck on her tits, then push the very tips of my finger (only like 1 inch in) just deep enough to feel that she's wet, and pull some of that moisture and lubrication up to her clit. Rub it just a little and make your way down. Take your fingers out, the draw some saliva from the gland under your tongue and let it drip over her clit before you start licking. Figure her out, some girls like it when you lick the clitoral hood best, some girls like direct contact on the clitoris itself, some girls like it when you gently suck on the clit while stroking it with your tongue. Make sure that you contact her clit on both the upstroke and the downstroke. Speed up, slow down etc and see how she reacts to different forms of clit stimulation, spacing intervals of clitoral stimulation out with licking her inner labia, getting your tongue between her inner and outer lips. Once you have her figured out, push your fingers in while you lick her clit. I like to start going in and out in a straight line, gradually build up to a twisting motion (only do this if your nails are trimmed) and then finish of fingering her and doing the hook-fingered "come here" motion. Guaranteed cums, every girl I've ever been with says I've given them the best head of their life.

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Instead of in and out think more front and back when it comes to sex.

>hurr durr not giving oral is alpha
Way to cope faggot. The only guys who say this are the ones who think vaginas are icky. Wanting head has nothing to do with compensating for dick size. My girlfriend has a tight pussy but I still like it when she sucks my dick. The same principle applies.

eating pussy is gayest thing ever.

>he doesn't have a big enough dick for her to know when it's inside of her
>he doesn't have the intuition to read her body language and hit all the right spots
lmao

>bite moderately on her trap muscles. I have literally never had a woman not go nuts for this
Back of the neck is also good. Very animalistic.

You're right real men suck dick for extra protein gains no homo

lmao a womans source of pleasure shouldnt be your mouth it should he your dick.

going down on any one is submissive, girls are naturally submissive

t. some one who does have sex

>bite moderately on her trap muscles

Find her clit, vigorously rub it with your tongue. Put some pressure on it with your tongue if needed. For penetration, you need some movement. When you finally get into rhythm there should be a bit of slapping from impact. Have some pubes, they might stimulate her clit on penetration, though I have no clue since I do not have a clit.

I agree with you. Giving oral to your girlfriend is great, amazing, and every guy should reciprocate. Do you really want to eat the vagina of a girl who you’re not in a committed relationship with though? This has nothing to do with being alpha you manchild. I once came inside my female friend and the same week she told me this dude ate her pussy, possibly the same day. You do not know what these girls could be doing. If your a cum eating cuck then you do you man, that’s all I have to say.

>go down on women to get the in the mood bro
>go down on women to make them cum more easily bro
>I can only pump for 5 minutes, so I need to go down on women bro, it helps trust me
Kek, what a beta.

Wow amazing dude. Wanna join us?

Seriously user, putting pressure on a trap is like a cheat code.
I don't know what purpose it serves, but just like women seem to get instantly horny during a good shoulder rub, they become uncontrollable when you bite their shoulders.
Give it a shot.

Hold them firmly by the neck. They're like kittens.

Not to say that oral isn't good, but OP looks to be doing a one-night kind of thing.
If he's not already experienced at oral, he's going to be shit at it, and he doesn't have the advantage going in of knowing where to aim for this particular vagina.
If you have a lot of experience with oral, or are in a steady relationship, by all means go for it. But in this situation, I think the inherent manual dexterity of fingerbanging will better serve OP.

if you unironically want to give her the time of her life, anal and assplay is the answer. most guys either don't actually like it enough to put in the effort to make it good, or do it wrong, which has led to this myth that women hate anal, but when done perfectly it becomes a girl's favorite thing to do, and I have turned almost all of the 50+ girls I've fucked into buttsluts. actual passion for it, combined with lube, buttplugs, and tons of patience (it can take days to get a girl stretched out enough for it) will lead to the most intense orgasms of her life, either from direct pleasure or the psychological aspect of you pounding her ass. watch as many anal porn videos as you can, as this is one of the few times porn can actually teach you decent technique, and remember that patience is key, as if you rush anything you can hurt her. this is not the sort of thing to try in the heat of just one night, you gotta make it a lifestyle.

t. has two different girls wearing buttplugs during the day for me

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Christ this sounds like a lot of work. I'll just hold onto my virginity, thanks.

Play with clit first, then finger her, lastly insert. Dont go pirnstar mode but go slow, if you wait like 10 swcs the vagina adjusts. Push on her lower abdomen where your dick so so she feels it more

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As for penetrative sex, start slow. Make her cum with your mouth/fingers at least once (more if you're feeling like it). Make sure you have a boner when you come up from eating her out. If you're not the kind of guy who gets a boner while giving head, I suggest you lightly stimulate your penis by humping the mattress while you're prone just enough to keep a boner. If that's not enough jerk yourself off with one hand under your torso while you eat her out. Girls think it's way fucking hot when you come up with a full erection after eating them out, instead of being a soft cock that they have to get up. It makes them feel sexy and desired and so so ready to fuck. Get on top of her, make out a little, and position your cock over her clit. Let the bottom of your shaft mix with the vaginal moisture on her labia and draw it over her clit for about a minute without penetrating. After you've teased her for a bit, put the tip in with your hands, and make eye contact with her and ask her if she wants it. Make her beg a little if you want to have fun with it, prolonging it while you slowly push the tip in and out, and the moment she says yes or is absolutely begging push it all the way in, full force and watch her eyes widen. At first very between three or four shallow, fast thrusts and one slower, deeper thrust and gradually build up speed. When she gets into it throw one of her legs over your shoulder and start doing deep thrusts. This position will push her g-spot nerves harder against your cock and will feel great for both of you. Keep going, and pick up speed while maintaining the depth of your penetration. She will probably cum during this part but if she doesn't it's fine. Keep intensifying the thrusting until you're incapable of going faster, then drop her leg and go into missionary position. Start fucking her as hard as you can, kissing her neck, gripping her hair, and biting her as you do it. Guaranteed orgasms, possible simultaneous orgasms.

No man, he’s a beta cuck who likes to eat where other dudes cum. He’s just trying to trick op

Make her play with her clit while you're fucking her. It's not rocket science.

You're making a lot of assumptions about the girl that OP is fucking. You're referencing a weirdly specific situation where you're eating out a girl who has another dude's cum in her at that very moment, and chances are that doesn't apply. There are very few situations where I have declined to eat pussy, one was a girl with roastie lips so big that I saw a piece of toilet paper in them, another was a girl I had good reason to suspect was an STD ridden slut that I didn't care to please and wouldn't touch without a rubber on. For the most part I just love stuffing my face in pussy and getting my head smothered by soft lady thighs and IDGAF if it's a girlfriend or a hookup, just let me give the old lickaroo.

If I wasn't in a committed relationship I would unironically have a threeway with you and your fuckbuddy. We could compete to see who makes her cum the most and drink protein shakes after.
PS, screencap this threads before the jannies 404 it and ruin our fun.

The thing is, I’ve heard from several different girls that it is not uncommon for them(women in general) to get with multiple guys in a day at times. By no means does that mean it’s a consistent practice, but that’s reason enough for me to avoid it unless it’s a girlfriend. Call it selfish all you want, I’m looking out for my own damn self

>it can take days to get a girl stretched out enough for it

Girls are such pussies man, I stretched that shit out from a virgin booty to a finger and then a dildo within 1 hour. You just use a lot of lube and slide it in, then if it really hurts don't pull back just let it sit.. and then when the pain subsides push a little again etc etc until your fully stocked.

Now I can fit 9 inch BBC in my ass easily and I don't even like dick, nor am I homosexual. I just wanted to see how it feels. Just feels like you're having a massive shit constantly, it's okay I guess. I did learn that girls are massive pussies. Pathethic really.

TL:DR
Don't stretch, just keep pushing you fags

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I hate receiving oral, so going down on women doesn't generally come up.

Being unwilling to reciprocate oral because you're afraid of the 0.01% chance that Chad blew a load in her two hours earlier seems like a dumb reason to me but you do you. Guys that don't give head make guys that do give head look better by comparison so I'm going to count this as a win.

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>watch as many anal porn videos as you can

Lol no

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Holy fuck kill yourself

Correct. Fingers work so much better, and oral just feels submissive/feminine.

Yeah don't use porn as reference material lmao. Porn is a product, not a study on real sex, and that product is designed specifically inflate a purely visual display that's completely divorced from sensation AKA the most important factor in real sex. There are some sexual guides with live demonstrations on Pornhub though, which is cool.

Imagine being this triggered that other guys eat pussy lmfao

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>the amount of degeneracy in this thread

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I'm not triggered that you eat pussy. I'm triggered that you're telling men to go down on one night stands because it makes them relationship material. It's really confused and stupid logic.

Imagine being so concerned what women want.

I once had a girl tell me about a guy going down on her less than an hour after I nutted in her. He never knew and we had a good laugh about it.

Holy shit dude... I hope you don’t tell anyone you actually know this...
Yeah man. The same girl I nutted in that hot eaten out, she blew me outside of a club. Then inside it she started hoeing around (she was just a girl in my social circle) and started making out with his huge gearing black dude. We were all laughing lmao

>t. a guy who lifts for girls

Jow Forumscel detected

>roastie
>oral
Enjoy your mouth herpes or mouth cancer from HPV

the whole post screams faggot & virgin

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>sticks dildos up his ass
>not a faggot
pick one

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>t. That virgin Who projects his biggest insecurity on random people without any logic
It’s okay to be a virgin at 20 dude, no one cares