Jow Forums goes on a grand adventure over vast unknown lands full of quests and dangers

>Jow Forums goes on a grand adventure over vast unknown lands full of quests and dangers

What skills/benefits do YOU bring to the party robot?

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I'm pretty good at reading maps. that's about it though.

wisdom and knowledge along with arcane magick

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I'll be the dead weight!

I seriously can't think of any skill. I'll tag along with you guys as long as possible and distract enemies or sacrifice my body when we're in danger.

>cyborg contemplation
Years of observing human behaviour from a distance has made this character a very sly opponent. We are all bags of meat after all, but some are more predictable than the others

pros:
>can lower enemy morale with existential questions
>grants a permanent defence buff to your team by predicting the enemy's next attack

cons:
>long travel time without any fights makes this character share his knowledge with the team instead of the enemy, lowering it's morale for the next fight.

Can talk to people without spaghetti falling out of My pockets. So good with speech and charisma

I clearly die before the end of the quest when I take a joke to far and am hung for treason.

Lots of guns, ammo, cigarettes, ketamine, and cocaine.

Let's party
t.Jow Forums & /drugfeel/

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>dfw you will never delve deep into some ancient Mer ruins with your buddies before returning to anvil and chilling on the docks as the coast is coated in gold from the setting sun

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I'm great at cooking and always have good weed.

>fit but small frame
>intellectual
>can play instruments
I'd be a hunter with bard side skills and with enough grinding can become a tactician or a mage.

That tiny dragon isn't much of a catch.

I give a +1 to attack and damage for all allies, due to annoying them by being useless. They take out their frustrations on the enemy.

+high dex, int and faith
+skilled with archery, blades and buffing/healing magic
+is excellent at recognising and remembering the environment, can get around easily without a map to hunt and explore
+unaffected by fatigue caused by injuries
-needs glasses, archery and tracking skills plummet when not under the effects of sight magic or wearing glasses
-dislike of others, reduced effectiveness when in parties larger than 5, most villagers will be slow to trust
-not welcome in towns that oppose his religious views
-requires specialised armour to carry and effectively use everything

>Increases squad's DPS due to annoying the shit out of everyone and forcing them to lash out on the enemy
>Decreases squad's damage resistance due to being a waste of supplies that could've been used to strengthen the productive team members

special ability: a plea for attention
Because of the annoying nature of this character, it will take damage after his team hasn't had a chance to vent it's anger in a fight, because of that this character is able to summon low-level enemy groups to his team's location.

>have vision of a hero who will save the land
>it's some goblin looking cunt from Jow Forums

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How good are you at giving head?

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I'll take all virgin robots virginity and creampie their boipussy

The problem is I'm strictly a TOP senpai what are we going to do?

i have powerful potions that do things. Like one has a refreshing sip and gives you heightened awareness, and another makes you happy and sleepy, and another makes the user say things that he knows without regard to who's listening. Lots more too, I'm sure we'll find lots of ingredients. My apothecary gear gives me a +3 persuasion check to convincing villagers to enjoy my potions too.

We can share all the sissies or take turns fucking their boicunts

I'll be the token black guy and I can bring some dmt, too

look at me im a meat shield

I'll raise everyone's morale! :D

with your boijobs?

yes,and kinds words UwU

I would prob die an offscreen death as an extra

I will test all alcohol we come across for poison, thereby saving the group from dying by poison or alcoholism, and I have a gun. But it's very likely I'll shoot myself before any enemies show up.

I can write fun stories and journals about our wonderful journey.
if that is needed of course....

>oh boy, user is testing his potions on himself again

guys if this potion does what i think it's gonna do, i won't be able to move for about 12 hours, but i'll be completely conscious. Can you guys look after me? I swear I'll make healing elixirs for everyone

I wish I were Gondola and be best friends with Wojak and Pepis CUTE

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If this party can make it to the edge of the village without falling apart I'd be impressed.

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>thanks to a detailed journal being written by this character, the team gets a small buff to all stats when fighting monsters encountered before

special ability: ancestral memory
>thanks to this character's great ability to convert every detail into written text, this character helps his team perceive the world in new ways granting it a bonus to xp gain.

I can forge weapons and make structures out of mental

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i want this to be a tv show or a book

i was born with a special power to teleport behind things.

Very useful in fights. Can't really swing a sword that well, but if you wanna push a dude, you can count on me to trip him when he tries to stagger back.

I can change robots gender so they can become my cute sex slave. Dont worry , it would be benefits for both side.

I bring the power of being eagle scout, book smart, lack of empathy, gun nut, and virgin

Also im a blacksmith

The mind of a war strategist.
I can overbend my joints (not sure if it's counted as a skill but I know it can distract squeamish people)

I'll be the shadmage

I am good at sports + pretty much a brainlet, that's about it..

If someone teaches me how to throw knives, use a sword and a shield, I might be of use. But that'd take too long, so probably nothing.

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Get out Chad this is not the place for you

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fuck off elf, we need meatshields in the party too.

you don't have to like them much, because they're most likely to die first.

I have the physique of a chad, but my social skills are terrible.

Every party these days needs a pet-companion for loyalty and comic relief, may I suggest this boi with tank-like abilities.

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I just have a really high base toughness and I like hitting things with everything I have
I gain toughness really quick to compensate for my slower strength and skill levelling
apart from that I do a bit of carpentry and I'm also quite a good listener

I used to practice archery for fun, so I can do that probably.