hi user, whole milk decaf right?

I wish I knew who your father was so I can slap his ass for raising such a faggot

based

Go back to r9k and take your shitty tfwnogf roleplay threads with you

kek

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With almond milk.

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You spelled sóy wrong

Why do you have to post your setup in every tread?

To be fair he does have a pretty nice setup.

is that ketchup on a pancake and steak?
also, are you really such a loser as to play your shitty anime phone game on your pc?
i really wish i could leave this place

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>mfw i experience this every day

It's the best feeling in the world besides actually having a gf. I have a nice coffee shop i go to every day with a super friendly qt pie who knows my regular drink.

Hiiiii user, how are you?
g-good how are you
Gooooooodd ;;) your regular?
y-yes pls *fumbles for money*
have a lovellyyyy dayyyyy ;:)

my feels though the first time i realised she is this way with everyone i was hurt but then remembered shes not a gf

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people who play mobile games are sub-blue collar, like the cocaine collar tier trash of the world. literally no exceptions unless you have a long commute to work and play something silly and never spend any kind of money.

based and lordpilled

What's it like for an attractive man ordering coffee from a girl who looks like this? I can't get past this feeling of despair and frustration.

Just kill me if I ever end up this cucked

>decaf
Kys you useless whore

Yeah, but it still weird because it got to the point where im used to seeing it

very high test

Based and redpilled

Proud of you lord user

>tfw you know they do this to all customers to steal their money

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Milk doesn't come caffeinated in the first place dumb bitch, how many times do I have to tell you? Just get me my black coffee like normal.

This girl wouldn't even look at me irl

It's not stealing, you're getting something out of it

... y... you too

>Ketchup with steak

pls die

This is the type of person that donates to Twitch streamers

This bitch gets jizzed every night I can tell

I suggest you don't fuck with a LORD buddy!

>Razer
>Gaymer headphones
>Garbage monitors from early 2000's
>Dogshit mobile games
>Chrome

Actually KYS

based retard

fuck off tranny

No, do you have organic onions milk?

>This Gymbro idiot thinks just because i smile at him I want to go out with him
>What a loser

>girls can't smile/be nice without ulterior motive
and you wonder why they hate you guys so much

Nah bitch give a black coffee with a shot of espresso

leggo this nigga eggo cuh

>not drinking coffee black or with coconut milk
>playing gacha shit
>rainbow keyboard
>ketchup on steak
>ketchup on eggs
>eggo waffles

Dude end your life

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y-yeah you too...

miss me with with that ketchup and gacha shit nigga

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>me: not today, m'am: i'm a bit busy
>lad: a bit busy? why?
>me: 'cause i'm waiting to zyzz
>sadness expression
>lad: but a-user...
>me: shhh, don't say anything.
>me starting to cry
>me: i'm just g-gonna make it, brah

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I remember once I went to a cafe with some friends, and the cute barista made a heart shape on the top layer of my mocha. None of my friends got the same treatment, so I think maybe she liked me, but I'll never know because I never went there again.

How dare you speak against the Lord