User, tell me about your fetishes

user, tell me about your fetishes.

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I've had this one in particular since I was 2

I'm almost 25 and kind of psychotic because that's how long I've been jerking it to the thought of girls with dicks

My life is a dark abyss of mysteries...so many what if questions in my head sometimes...life makes you fucked up when you've been a fag for as long as you can remember

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I really want a mommy gf who would just care about me and listen to my venting and make me feel better

we can all dream, right?

I fap to girls farting and pooping

i want a girl to use a cheese grater on my dick and drip candle wax on my balls

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Mature woman confronting a crying me while she rides my dick and applies her weight with enough force to fucking crush me.

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I have a fetish for hot, milfy therapists in pantyhose who make me fuck their feet/thighs and cum on the aforementioned pantyhose.

I enjoy female hirsutism.
If a girl is waxed and shaved i cant get it up.

I want to be Elastigirl stretched and deformed by a villain while wearing a shiny costume.

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Someone who will actually fucking love me back

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This desu.
I started jerking off to girlfriend asmr
Theres one where a girl lays on top of you and falls alseep after kissing you.

Her soft breaths make my dick hard as steel and i cum harder than i do with any porno

I'd like to kill you
I probably wouldnt even get off but I would very much enjoy it.

link my nigga

youtube.com/watch?v=LV5BAKsDm9g

There ya go son

My fetisch is to pretend that I'm a gangster with an anxiety problem.

Completely domming a girl. Hidden toys in public, cum denial, the works.

Due to being relatively good looking and not a tard I've done it a handful of times and it's pretty great.

Guys. In. Socks.

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low quality genuine amateur videos

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Girls farting on me is so hot but only in my imagination. It has nothing to do with the smell. One of those things.

i'm into shota x milf, what does that say about my past or my mental problems?

Older women in suits and positions of authority so get over here and let me call you mommy

being seduced by a thicc milky mommy

I'm into mommy play but last night I had a dream involving my actual mom and I feel extremely disgusted.

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I want to fuck someone I actually love and not someone who loves me.

It's fucking weird when the girls I've fucked before always go for kisses which I avoid and become clingy and affectionate afterwards. I never get the feeling to love them because they generally act like thots even though they were virgins.

I need a tomboy boxer gf, ones that are fuckable but also know what men like. The perfect wife

where do i start therapist-chan, i like girls. i like to rub my hands all over their sexy bodies. feet are kawaii especially with painted toenails and i like to kiss and lick them. stop kink shaming me

Lanklets/submissive guy's.

I like boys.
Furry boys.

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furry gay porn
self-explanatory.

>Theres one where a girl lays on top of you and falls alseep after kissing you.

sauce?

I'm a simple man, I just want a submissive girl that calls me daddy while i stroke, slap her and implore mercy while crying and tells me how she's sorry for beign a slut

God fucking dammit

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well, when i had my testicles and had a sex drive it was pretty vanilla. im a pretty purely heterosexual male, i find teenage girls with very large natural breasts attractive. stuff like having a harem of teenage girls or a cult where i'd impregnate teens one after another while their partner or father held their hands was one of my most common sexual fantasies

i never liked feet or BDSM or anything too weirdo. i'd very often masturbate to just the body pictures of girls, pic related was one of my all time favorite girls id masturbate to, but i change them all the time. my standards are near ideal, yes i know they impractical but im a virgin so who cares

also after in life i developed a shota fetish and a bullying fetish, sometimes id watch girls bully other girls and id cum buckets from it, but i stopped masturbating and lost my sex drive entirely since im castrated, so i dont masturbate anymore

im much happier with no sex drive, i was disgusted by myself every single time i'd masturbate, and id masturbate an average of 3.5 to 4 times a day since i was 14

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sounds like a dude desu

all i hear is a wind tunnel