>gym archbishop excommunicated me for deadlifting with the squat bar
Gym archbishop excommunicated me for deadlifting with the squat bar
what does that mean, he fucked you in the ass?
>gym necromancer is doing deadlifts again
>deadlifting with the squat bar
What have you done?
>gym ogre is starting a manlet rebellion
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS HILARIOUS user TELL IT ANOTHER HUNDRED TIMES
>gym mime is absent today
>can’t check if my form is ok
this got me
>Gym crab legs are just barely below room temperature
Fucking aggravating. Is every LA Fitness like this? Most of my local non-chain places only have intimidation crab meat which is worse IMO.
>gym minstrel is over by the resistance bands again, stretching and tuning them to the sounds of the braphogs.
>Gym Paladin Smote another manlet today
Percent of your brain is being used for a little bit of weight. The only way you can get to see a girl is she has her own place for you and she wants you to come over to your family for her birthday.
Time to name a squat rack Avignon and become the gym Antipope, OP.
>gym architect brought donuts and hamburgers for the cardio bunnies again
based /gsg/ bro
>man arrested for doing arm circles on the elliptical machine
You have to go back
fuck off tripfag
>gym customs agency confiscated my pre-workout
Jersey guys, why we were leaving for a new house or something like that.
But instead we get the girls who want fight me time.
based grug poster
>Ran out of weights
Guess I gotta go down the iron mines and collect the materials to craft some plates
You fucking deserved it, if you don't need the knurled squat bar use a normal one ffs
>gym contortionist found his way into my shake bottle again
Heh
>lunge
>still hungry
>gym poet recited a hurtful verse about my deadlift form
>didnt bring enough gym doubloons to rent weights from the plate dispenser
>the gym pirate is stealing doubloons again
>gym 1950's era detective keeps interrogating me about eye'ing dames during their workout
>gym alchemist spilled intelligence potions on the dumbbells again
>try to talk to cute girl at the gym
>gym libertine intercepts me, grabs her by the arm and forces her into his torture dungeon
God damn it
Woah, LA fitness has crab legs???
I need to switch clubs
Anytime fitness only has empty room
When will they ever learn?
>gym sous-chef keeps asking me what garnish to put on the bumper plates
>gym clairvoyant predicted I'd fail my next max bench attempt
>been too scared to try since
>tfw hard gainer
>Resident thot madame caught me not glancing at a girl for more than 1 minute
>Sentence me to curl in front of the hip abductor machine for the rest of the day
underrated bost :-D
>gym post-apocalyptic feudal warlord demanded that i give him all my gains or him and his gay biker gang will rape me and take them by force
kek
chuckled
It bothers me that a nanoangström is way too small to engrave any information
>gym troll ripped off one of his callouses doing deadlifts
>2d8 acid damage to bar
ROLL FOR INITIATIVE.
Gym priest finally bans the three thots who come in on fridays on account of witchcraft and thottery
>gym cultists summon the eldritch gains horror and open a portal to r'lyeh
>fail SAN check
>gym Procrustes is forcing the manlets to do leg extensions on the yoga mats again
>their screams are so distracting I almost dropped the bar on my face from overhead
>half the manlets died
>the half that didn't are now over 6'
Who am I going to mock now?
can you imagine anything more r*ddit than having a special way people can recognize your abysmal shitposts on an anomymous imageboard
look at this fucking idiot
board culture is honest to fucking god garbage these days.
>plan to hit squat pr
>roll for it
>mfw 1
>mfw I trip, break both knees backwards before my head gets cut off by the falling bar
>mfw the qt receptionist giggled before cleaning my remains away
>Gym highwaymen pillaged my whey and deflowered my grip trainers today
Why won't they leave us manlets alone?
Kek
>gym staff no longer cleans the squat plugs.
If they think I am going to tip them anymore they can forget it
Took me a while
>gave a gym sermon and everyone was falling asleep during my squat psalms
>Tripfag
>retarded
Imagine my shock
>gym jester snagged a plate off my bar mid squat again
>gym minotaur impaled the receptionist again
>third time this week
fuck, this one was a cutie too.
>warrior priest smites all the slaanesh semen demons distracting me
I love when they insert Jow Forums esoterics into them. Fucking kek
blessed emperor
Wait shit I'm not supppsed to deadlift the squat bar?
Wait, you don't use the same bar for everything?
This guy is a poo in loo that failed a 1rm 205 bench
Perfect
>those fucking boomer /fraud/ chaos marines are roidraging in the freeweights area again
It’s a maymay
Deadlift and squat bars exist tho
>gym falcon keeps preying on the manlets
>also carrying all the dumbells to its nest where they can't reach
I know, when will they learn, but if any more leave or get eaten the gym won't meet its diversity quota
gym king raises cutoff to 8'. everyone thrown in the pit.
>swoleleft have occupied the tennis court and are refusing to leave until the Gymdom has a constitution
>gym alchemist keeps turning the plates into gold and their weights are all uneven
>Gym librarian keeps asking me to be quiet
>"Light sounds behbeh"
Yeah, but it’s not a big fucking deal if you use one for both.
>gym fishmonger is arguing with the gym fishmogger again
Just do it
Next time will be better.
>non-Euclidean geometry means no corner for landmine rows
>mfw
>Gym-autist is crushing skulls again
Kekkkk
>Gym scientist doing facepulls again