Do you have a gf Jow Forums?

Yes, I have a gf. I loft to protect her and our future children from the jews

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no. waiting for a good one. sick of trying to take out of shape girls into fitness. this one thinks we’re dating but probably just gonna fuck then cut it off over the summer.

lmao is that jontron

Lawdy, I think I might be a faggot

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>tfw ex texted me just now weeks after she dumped me, and all she does is ask for her stuff back

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Forget about her, faggot. There are millions of women out there

Who tf is this supposed to be?

I had almost forgotten about her until now. its been like a month and I feel like I can't even talk to women anymore. how do i get back on the horse?

Yes
Yes

She lifts for me too and life is gr8 atm

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I see you're into fatties

t. Anorexia

t. chubby chaser
its ok bro nothing wrong with that

OH GOD HOW I WISH I HAD A MOMMY ROLL PLAYING GF

Im not the guy who posted the pic. How the fuck is that fat?

wife, and no

...

Same girl

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big and beautiful

God I'd just love for her to tease me all day at work and then take me over to her place just so I can see her get railed by another man...

I want your gf to sit on my face

i want to sit on his gf's face

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No my gf has turned into a fat fuck over the past year and I'd rather fuck that twink at this point.

>tfw no catholic weightlifter gf to go devour obscene amounts of seafood for post workout protein with on good friday
An oddly specific feel brehs
Hold me in this dark time of resurrection celebration

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>tfw nogf

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Hey! Good Friday is a day of fasting so you should not eat "obscene amounts of seafood." You can only have 1 regular sized meal and 2 snacks that add up to less than that meal.

Its just no meat senpai, fasting is for holy saturday
Thats how my familys always done it

I have FWBs, the chad alternative to a GF
And no I lift because I want to be disciplined

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when i do planks i like to imagine a girl underneath me clapping her cheeks against my big worm

it allows me to plank for longer bc i know that it will pay off when i am inevitably clapping cheeks in that position

i just want more clearly defined abs.

my Jow Forums dream is to have my abs licked. that's it. i'm not a low enough bf% yet

legit thought that was a man

>Do you have a gf Jow Forums?
Yes.
>Do you lift for her?
Not really, I lift for myself but it's always nice when she mires my gains

>Do you have a gf Jow Forums?
yes
>Do you lift for her?
i do biceps work for her, the rest is for me

>no
>yes

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>Do you have a gf Jow Forums?
No. T. Don't know where I will find future wife (Balkan).
>Do you lift for her?
Nope. My motivation comes from inside, I just wanna be strong and big to feel good.

>Ex left me right before Christmas
>Find out she was interested in the gym Chad
>He rejected her
>Chased another guy
>He's leading her on
>She's fastly approaching the Wall as well

Why do I feel genuinely happy reading this? I went from mopey to incredibly elated.

don't even bother responding, i never do