Have to wagecuck in 20 minutes

I am doing it for almost a year now for like 3 days a week and am kinda enjoying it, but sometimes I absolutely don't. That's how it goes I guess. The days inbetween often leave me more depressed because I got literally nothing to do. In the beginning I got massive panic attacks aswell, but built confidence moving along.
Yeah interactions with people got better for me too. Still getting tired of it after a while...

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>go from working 2-3 days a week to 4-5
never realized how much I needed my free time

Yeah I wanted to do this for the money but I am scared of the prospect of not being able to enjoy it.
The years old dilemma...

now thats accurate as hell, when I have to go first shift I don't get any anxiety but when I close I do

I worked 40 hours a week in the summer. It was my first wagie job. I'm overweight so I got severe foot pain but I still soldiered through because I thought this was the surefire way to become a normal
lol what a fucking joke. Maybe I'm not cut out for being an adult. Working full time is fucking hell.

>at work
>constantly look forward to going home
>think of all the fun things I can when I get home and on my days off
>get home
>all alone
>feel lonely
>can't focus on doing anything enjoyable because the loneliness is overpowering
>feel guilty for doing anything fun because it feels like I should be trying to stop being alone
When I'm not at work I feel depressed and terrible. I am objectively happier at work even if I hate it. I should just get another job so I am always working. But it won't happen.

Godspeed.

Tried mining yet?

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I just got McDonald's. I got two large fries and a McDouble.

I've been wage cucking from the day I was born

Hail James Huberty
The mc spic killer

>thought all these wagecuck memes were just for laughs
>after a week of work I realized they were all true
WTF how do I get neetbux?

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Looks like wittle wagie needs a government issued blanky to keep him in line.

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I've been wagecucking by climbing under houses and physically removing rats, opossum, and raccoons. It pays well, but I fucking hate it. Consider yourself lucky.

>Apply for apprentice software developer position
>Say in my application I know very basic programming
>They think I'm some programming genius
>They think the shitty website I've told them I made some complicated piece of software when I just followed a tutorial
What do I do, I'm already on the stage before I go into an interview

you basically already have the job. Just know the in and outs of that fucking tutorial and anything related to it.

honestly i'd rather do that than work retail

i'd rather remove pests than have to get yelled at by stupid and angry customers

The idiocy of some people is really infuriating at times.

I work retail and I rarely have experiences with bad customers. I've honestly met a lot of nice folk that I wouldn't have even thought of speaking to if not for the situation. It's honestly quite nice and my social interactions have improved a lot as a result.

What kind of store do you work at? The office supply store near my uni is pretty comfy. I sometimes prefer it to class and school in general.

It's a general store essentially, but the customers are definitely typically older. Or at least middle aged. It's comfy, the days go by fast and I have a lot of nice conversations.

i work in a pharmacy, having to fend off drug addicts while juggling the needs of legitimately sick people is exhausting

Unironically after getting a job i think about suicide daily
it is worse than anything i can imagine

OP here, finally free, even though I have to do it all again tomorrow. Oh well. Time to take a shower, and then browse the shitcoin market. I literally have to find a way out of the wagie hell. I swear, if I had an easy and immediate suicide method available (such as a gun or nearby tall building) I would've done it long ago. FUCk FUCK FUYCK FUCK FFUCK FUCKF UCKF UCFK

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I treat work like a video game. I recall the experience of playing a game, while at work, and register the social and environmental experience as positive and negative inputs. Just like one would in a game.
I treat ordinary life in general as a game, and it is up to me to play it according to the varying positive and negative inputs.
Ordinary life should not be seen as more than what it is. It is banal and mundane; anxiety and stress and negative emotions are not worth wasting on what is trivial and ordinary.
99% of people are ordinary. The self you present to these people is ordinary. The situations you encounter in ordinary life are ordinary. O R D I N A R Y. By making it more than what it is, you let it leash you and obey its command.
It's as ordinary as a video game.

That's the thing, if you aren't physically or mentally disabled:

You don't. Enjoy wagecucking for most of your life. Better save up well and invest or else you won't even be able to retire. Seriously, look it up, even the boomers are having trouble retiring early these days.

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I start next week working in a bar. Really not looking forward to it. Only got the job because some girl in my history class recommended me to the guy in charge.

Yeah, I've tried to think in those terms myself, but I play so much video games already, and just can't think like that.

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Do not think in these terms. Key into the experience of it. It may be beyond your ability, I don't know. But I have become more and more able to simple be in a moment, and allow everything that is happening around me occur in an organic way. No thought need register the experience.

If life itself were a video game, it'd be the shittiest video game ever.

>Only have one life(unless reincarnation is a thing)
>Stats are all already assigned to you and there's no changing them.
>Starting location isn't up to you so you could end up on some cannibal island under the cannibal tribe or you could grow up in the USA as the son of some billionaire oil tycoon.
>If you happen to start in at least a civilized area with a monetary system and you grow up poor, money is hard to come by, especially these days and depending on your area.
>Easier ways to get money such as selling drugs, pimping out girls, stealing, etc are all illegal so you get taken to the prison level, sometimes it'll be for life.
>Being born as a man is inherently harder, you're less likely to have people defend you and try to give you things. As a man you have to earn shit, as a woman you convince the earners to give you shit.

Life sucks.

Welp. I'm not going to try convince you, you sound pretty set. Just know there pathways out.

Most vistas are shitty are my dude...

Vidyas***

So basically, you're becoming an NPC.

Normies and NPCs don't know how to organically experience the moment. They are as driven by their thoughts as any robot is, they just happen to be lead by thoughts that have been more thoroughly implanted by society. Robots tend to reject this programming, and go down other stranger, dark roads where the programming is done by subtler forces beyond their comprehension.

You just described Kenshi lol.

Working bars is hella fun. (also kinda hard tho)
It's pretty neat since you constantly have to chat with your costumers it kinda gets your game going. Casual sex will come after a few months behind the bar, trust me.

What exactly does Wagecuck even mean? That you're working to make a living? Thats called being an adult and taking responsibility for your life. What the fuck is wrong with people on this board?
Your "neetbucks" are someone elses money and you make zero life progression. A lot of people start with Mc Donalds but you're not supposed to stay there, its the start of the ladder. It also says a lot about you for your future job interviews cause you're actually prepared to take on shitty duties and carry them out in order to move forward. You should never stay with the same job for more than a year if you're not satisfied or aiming for a career.

Finally, why is it so horrible for you dickheads to work at mc donalds. Here in Scandinavia you make about 15 USD an hour. You're not a slave. Thats enough to actually get you a decent apartment and save up for traveling. You ahave a better life than 80% of the people of the entire planet.
But I dont know, maybe USA is a third world country and mc donalds workers gets shit paid, sucks for you I guess. Get gud and stop fucking cry and bitch and moan.

I'm just kinda anxious about the whole thing to be honest. I know she's working there too so maybe she can help me out but my nerves are killing me.

How do I do spoilers

>played shitty f2p mmorpgs all my life
>they have always been shit
>the current ones are even shittier
>dropped them all
>have to get through a minimum wage retail job for the next several months
>might as well make wageslavery my new mmo
this might work for me

any other nuggets of robot wisdom from anyone else?

While you fags are working a minimum wage job I'm collecting neetbux to support my weed and alcohol consumption, eat a dick wagecucks

>doesn't use their job as a way to get more into a zen state
>instead decides to suffer over it constantly
i hated my job at first but it's like an 8 hour meditation
never been happier

I've been wagecucking uninterruptedly since my 21st birthday back in 2012.
It does not get better.
To this day I still dread waking up in the morning during weekdays. I still get anxious as fuck about my next shift.
I seriously need to open an IRA and look into early retirement. I can't keep this up for much longer.

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Find a new job. Trust me, it only gets worse. Once you hate a job there's no going back. I personally have to quit in order to look for another job. The smart move is to have one while you're looking but I just can't find the motivation.

this is the truth about flipping burgers.
youtu.be/O-0Xh3Ab0Q0

Fuck off normie. Go be a normie somewhere else.

Wow reading that was depressing. I feel exactly the same way, even though I only work part time. It's extremely frustrating that normies, especially in America, don't even remotely think like that. I'd rather just die than live that life. gotta find a way out soon

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Dont be so edgy cause someone is calling you out. You are literally bitching over nothing. Sometimes it feels like you guys are actually looking for shit to cry and moan about and anything that is contradicting is "normie". It actually makes you more than me cause you're just one out of millions who complains over their situation without doing fuck all to improve it.
Mc donalds is a temporary job. Say that with me for a few times, now say it to yourself for a few times. You could easily save up money enough for special training course and become a bricklayer, roofer or something else, and make 3 times more. Instead you burn your money on video games and porn subcriptions then come here to bitch about how life isnt fair cause you have no money and have to wageslave... and anyone who contradicts you is a disgusting normie. What kind of culture is this? Fucking retard.

No one ever leaves, ever.

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Mcjob, isn't it?

>will start wagecucking this Tuesday
>have to wake up at 7am for class at my top tier uni
>classes end at 2
>about a 20 minute walk to class from my apartment
>have to take an hour power nap with shitty window blinds that let the sunlight in
>shift is from 430pm-1am
>30 minute bus ride there
>have to wait 30 minutes for the bus in the inner city when shift is over
>30 minute bus ride back
>have to walk a couple blocks past sleeping schizo drug addict homeless
>$15/hr working in a warehouse cold room
>It's gonna be the same repetitive arm workout shit over and over and over
>have to figure out what I'm gonna pack to eat for my break
>have to work 18 hours/week to go to school part time
>have to take 12 units of upper-division math

It bothers me how wagies always talk about "success" and "climbing the ladder" as if that meant anything to them but to chase money, status, power and other vain things. Like those would ever bring fulfillment to anyone.
As a matter of fact, effort in general is futile since all your supposed "goods" will go right through you in the end, and you must necessarily admit this because otherwise you wouldn't continue pursuing things.

There can never be fulfillment. So I'll just sit back and enjoy what few pleasures I can until life comes crashing down.

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unironically basically my life

wagies who defend their job or way of life are just normalscum subhumans and should be ignored.

>So I'll just sit back and enjoy what few pleasures I can
Lucky, since being forced to get a job i can't enjoy anything anymore.

It even says this in the Holy Bible.
People stopped reading it (America never did) and so life quality has been exploited to generate profit,.

Well money is always nice but of course it should not be your only ambition. I think a lot of people has understood that by now, that you should seek spiritual fullfillment rather than material.
And surely you can be nihilistic about the whole situation and life in general but if you were then you wouldnt complain in the fucking first place. Everyone works, thats how life is and always has been. You work for food or you work for money. Either you do it for others or you do it for yourself, but you have to do SOMETHING.

I'm not talking about success either. If you are perfectly fine with your job and your wage then there is no problem (apart from you constnatly comparing yourself to others which seems to be a running theme in this board).

With money, you can actually go and enjoy the things you find pleasure with in life. As for me, I backpack and thats generally what I save money for. I work for half a year at some retail counter job, save all the cash i make, and then I backpack for a year somewhere in Central Asia. I also love cimbling mountains. I can do this on my salary, if I have good self control and limit my spendings. This is what I love and it gives me fullfillment. I guess most of you guys has no idea wtf im talking about since you never fucking tried anything else in life besides your computer and work, you know nothing about yourselves and you make zero effort to explore, thats what makes you depressed, and whenever someone brings this up you reject it as "disguisting normie" as if you're content.

From a biological perspective, If you werent wageslaving, you would be hunting (which requires far more effort) in order to survive. You're not in India sewing clothes for 0.10 cents per hour. You have the fuckinn ability to pull through with your shitty job for a year, save enough cash to get a decent training as a plummer and make good money.

What kind of expensive backpacks are you buying that you have to save up for them? Jesus.

>You have the fuckinn ability to pull through with your shitty job for a year, save enough cash to get a decent training as a plummer and make good money.
To what end? Money is useless if you spend 40+ hours a week doing something that you hate

I'm sure you have it nice and comfy in scandinavia. It's fucked here in the US.

I'll take your job, I'm so fucking desperate.

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t. disgusting normalfag
Why are you here? Isn't facebook more your speed?

worked for two days this week
was ready to kill myselfe i couldn't fucking do it

This but unironically and superfluously originally

I just applied to wagecuck at McDonalds and Costa, c-can't be that bad right?!

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Yeah user, it's great!

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I hear costs is supposed to be alright. Don't barista make ok money? You in the UK?

Yeah I'm in the UK but have no idea how much a barista makes, I just need any money I can get.

I hear it's not bad money. I'm quite sure that Costa and Starbucks actually pay decent enough money especially if you are a barista and not just working on the till or something. I'm in Ireland so I'd so it's the same deal as the UK. Good luck user.

That's great, I can actually make decent money wagecucking, maybe I'll even meet a cute girl!

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death really is the only escape huh. why work if you have no one too, no gf to come home too. something beyond yourself that can help keep you tied to this world. i just really want to go to sleep

I got a job at a grocery store and girls are talking to me

You work in a coffee shop. As long as you are in a decent enough location you will, but they'll most likely be zoomer laptop types who buy one coffee and take up four seats writing thier novel

Just save money for college OP, and then take something part time, it's not that hard

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I'm going to back into wagecuckery after 5 months of neeting. I'm terrified desu