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>boy that cried wolf
I don't believe a word you have to say after all the other lies you have told.
no one should believe you.

where will your savings go

Absolutely massive if true lad

This is a question for google. All standard legal information.

as long as you dont constantly shit up the thread like the other two did, i think this could be a laugh, doubt it actually will happen though

ha ha that image is pretty fucking gay.
Why did I save it? ha ha

Your mum will just contest it and easily win. Better to enjoy spending it instead. Or spend it on therapy.

You are gay.

Spicy chips with melted cheese and pork sausages for tea. I accidentally dropped a sixth one on the floor but I'm still going to eat it, I feel bad for it. It must have been looking forward to getting eaten

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>falling for the therapy meme
haha

do you eat any/much vegetables?

I am going to leave them to my dad. In the event that I cannot set up a will then I am just going to withdraw all the money in cash and hide it in his flat.

Then I will set up a google sheets document to send an email on a date (after my death) notifying him of the whereabouts of the money.

>Your mum will just contest it and easily win.

That's not how wills work.

*restrains you*
Come on lad let's get you back to your room.

>not being a beta orbiter means I'm gay
Those are some impressive mental gymnastics

Glad to see you back. Disgusting looking dinner as always though

As soon as May? Will be taking the missus to see this.

*brings an empty wheelchair over*

put him in this lad, an ex-regular used to use it but hes not been around for a bit now

*dabs on your whole family*

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Weren't you dead?
OG Comment

Trust me mate, if you do some online will thats exactly what will happen. See a lawyer in person.

I fell for a girl once and it was a big mistake.

had a good chuckle at this lad

>Dad gets a free will
>Tells me I can get one too
>Get the will done
>Receive bill for 96 bong
>It was only free for over 50s

I love seeing people I knew from school succeed or fail. Just the fact that your success in life is highly determined by the effort you put in when you're young.

Kill yourself you no life janny cunt LOSER I know you're reading this

can never get comfortable in my chair anymore

I miss my family. Why does the modern world tear people apart so cruelly?

Absolute horseshit. Most of it is 'who you know' or having relatives that can get you work.

I went to a really posh school, left with five As at Higher (medicine-tier results in Scotland) and now I work in a call centre.

No amount of effort while young can undo autism and shitty parenting.

No zeus? Won't be listening

how much savings you have lad and how you gonna KYS

new mortal kombat looks fire

>50476823
Oh so you lied in your blog as usual. So much for staying away from britfeel.

>Parents used to whine about me being NEET
>Never helped me get a job
>Dad gets made redundant
>Get him a job because he can't get his own
>Gets sacked

Absolute state of that pension-NEET

Disagree thats the case. You can put in effort and succeed whenever, even if you used to be lazy.

This is just the excuse that losers tell themselves to let themselves off the hook. Its true for young people in really prestigious positions but not for just a normally successful person.

Not in my experience, sure those things help, but being able to sell yourself (writing good cover letters and CVs, being good in interviews, etc), having good grades because you actually need them to bypass the first filter, and a bit of luck also matter.

I think "it's not what you know it's who you know" is just a way for people with shit lives to feel better.

I'll never amount to anything decent because I'm too stupid.

20k, opiate+benzo+alcohol overdose

Thoughts on me going to bed?

Would love a bit of codine now lads.

>Amazon deals today
>Digital Video Baby Monitor

Literally a sick fetish nonce cam for spying on kids.

do you sleep naked lad?

Never lad, dont find it comfortable

It's always people with shit lives who have pathetic, weak, immature philosophies that promote hedonism, nihilism and selfishness.
So much wasted potential. If only they tried.

*throws cigarette butt and packet of crisps on the floor while looking you dead in the eye*

What are you gonna do about it wasteman?

>Crona quickly taking off his trip to post pseud bait

Bollocks, if they are into hedonism then how are they having a shit life?

has anyone ever been for a normal massage before?
can you tell me what its like because even though it probably feels good I don't think I am comfortable being touched like that.

Heroin addicts

You're on britfeel, pretty sure your life ain't a bed of roses either

Kek, so true. Cringe at how hard this kiddie tries.

Pretty much never. I can tolerate carrots with a roast but I don't actively like them

What kind of stuff do you like for dinner?

Just took a break I guess

I miss wheels and the norf man.

>successful people never live hedonistic lives
retard

Because happiness is fleeting. You need something stronger to withstand tragedy in your life.

I'm only here because I want an anonymous general to talk about stuff. I know most of you are NEETs.

they are more hedonistic than anyone else which makes me laugh.

I love these. They brighten the place up

I had a Thai one once as a free gift from work, although it just seemed like a regular Swedish massage.
It was nice and I got hard during but I was face down the whole time and it settled l.

Here he is again with the strawmen, every time

Crona discovered the word hedonism a week ago and can't stop using it. Let the very clever boy share his groundbreaking discovery.

ahh its mr Crohns man from the last thread who thinks happiness is stupid because you should be working your arse off all day

>strawmananon strikes again

Never attempt to engage in any sort of debate again.

Fuck up you Jordan Petersen wannabe. Hedonistic people do have something to help them withstand tragedy. Its called having friends. Have you heard of it?

I 100% agree with this post

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strawman again
simplify and destroy

Who's this Crona cunt? Tranny? Tranny chaser? Radio mong?

>say no to drugs and sex kids woo!

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whats wrong crohnsanon
took a big shit today haha

how about you fuck off you newfag

/brit/ is more popular for people in their first year of uni, lad.

>What kind of stuff do you like for dinner?
mixed grill and a pint

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I'm just not sure what I want to do with my life

>Jordan Peterson wannabe
correct

No just lots of little ones

I graduated a while ago

>I know most of you are NEETs.
what buisness are you in lad?

Doing a big and original think...

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I love nurses, give me a nurse gf now

A tranny junkie who thinks he's a profound thinker thanks to entry level lectures and youtube videos.

You're only saying that because you don't know either, newfag.

Tranny and mental drug addict called Kieran Black. Goes to bristol uni

Yeah that's a lot harder. I was lucky enough to figure out what I wanted to do when I was a kid.
Honestly the best advice I've heard is to try something you might be interested in, and if it doesn't work, try something else.
There really should be a better way.

Medical research

nice one deano, fancy toby carvery tomorrow?

I can't buy a woman

Can we ban chronsanon from the disco 2moro night? He seems like a right buzz kill

this one time i dropped a pizza onto the carpet and scraped it up and ate it

... a think about roastoids

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>no life janny cunt

AKA britnormie - notice how I've not even bothered up-casing the b or n - out of pure DISDAIN.

>shitnormie

First class, jealous, cretin loser; gravy guzzling scumbag. Cowards were SHOT in both world wars. Cowardice - lowest of LOW. Not even got the balls to fight on an with his shitnormie trip. Utterly tragic; beyond pathetic.

COWARDICE, JEALOUS CRETIN.

Don't even bother replying you POS. Hang yourself - I'm 100% serious.

>Medical research
hope they find a cure for being a sulky bastard

What am I jealous of lad? This should be good...

You're average pseud incel tranny

>SCEA having another big sad tonight and taking it out on BritNormie

itt
>bloomer vs doomers

You could really use it

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