Gym Rival

>be you
>stroll into the gym like the regular you are
>but today something is askew
>it smells like effort; effort you put out
>you see your weight being lifted in the peripheral of your vision
>IT’S HIM
>he’s lifting your weight, doing your exercises, and crushing them
Do you have a rival Jow Forums bros, I know I do, but it’s a mind thing for me

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>Do you have a rival

Every man on earth.

>Do you have a rival Jow Forums
No unless they violate the NAP by throwing shit at me with the use of mean innuendos.
Since I wouldn't fight with anybody in the job unless they did this and I have at least a year in the job or I'm the best candidate for becoming the manager.

>Do deadlifts every Wednesday arounf 6-6:30
>Buff black guy comes in
>Always is in the Olympic platform adjacent to mine
>We sometimes make eye contact when we lift
>He starts deadlifting, but way less than me
>I feel smugly superior
>He keeps adding weight continuously until he's deadlifting 20 lbs more than me
>I suddenly feel the need to match him because I won't let myself be mogged by anyone darker than me
>Grab two 10lb plates and add them
>Struggle to get the bumper plates on under all the friction of the existing weight
>He sees me, comes over and gives me the leverage I need to add the plates
>Not sure if I feel like he did it to be a bro or if he did it to mog me
>I've never deadlifted this much and I'm not sure if I can handle the extra 20 lbs
>I get in position and grunt as I pull the weight up
>Hit a new PR because I wanted to show up my gym rival
>I'm visibly happy and excited that I did it, and he looks happy for me
>I still don't know his name but we're currently happy rivals and almost always lift on the same schedule
>We quietly compete with one another to match the other guy's strength
>I notice it on days when he's gone
Honestly pretty glad he's my gym rival, we don't talk much but deep down we're bros.

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I am your rival now. Smell ya later.
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Based. All of the philosophers and all them smart niggas did the same shit

Your gym sounds comfy as fuck user

>squatting
>225 lbs, hyper focusing on my form, my right knee has a tendency to cave in so I'm actively trying to fix it
>fat kid behind me benching like 245
>has this big foam block on his chest? Just keeps it there so he only has to do 2/3 ROM
>loads up 275
>walks up and asks if I can spot him
>im pretty sure he's just doing this to be smug that he's benching more than my squat
>he does 3 reps with this stupid foam block on his chest
>"thats decent, but why dont you try it like this?"
>get on the bench, full ROM paused rep the 275 (conveniently just slightly less than my 1rm), then go back to squatting

i fucking hate that guy

Letting him win by wasting your energy on him bro

I'm pretty sure that's a technique for bench to get yourself through a plateau. I think it's called board presses.

The Virgin Full ROM vs the Chad 2/3 ROM

>16 weeks

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It's called board press. What you did is like walking up to someone doing pause squats and going "why don't try this????" and squatting with no pause.

WTF am I even looking at here.

Never talk to him but we lift at similar times, pretty sure he knows we rivals too. I always beat him in deadlift/squats and he's got me on the bench, OHP, and pullups.
It's been 1.5 years of trying to catch up to him and trying to keep my leads. Almost got him on the pullups with this summers cut, but my deadlifts are stagnating at 3 pl8.

>2016
>Had a gym rival
>I nicknamed him "Clark Kent" because he looked just like Superman in human clothing
>Always watch him, try and keep up with his gains
>He watches me and I'm pretty sure he thinks the same
>One day I see him doing an unusual exercise I've never seen before and I ask him to teach me
>He does
>Bro bonding moment as we finally acknowledge each other
>Fastforward to 2018
>I go to graduate school in another state, get a new gym
>Come back this year during Spring Break and work out at my old spot
>Clark Kent is gone and I don't know where he left to
Fuck bros I miss my gym rival so much

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no, but one time some faggot walked up while I was squatting to the rack right in front of me (there were 3 empty racks) and started squatting to beat my weight.
every time I went to the gym after that he would get insecure and think I was trying to outlift him when I was just doing my workout.
don't be that guy OP

Yeah, the guy's strong as fuck and absolutely obsessed with fitness.

I'm gaining on him, though. I'll get that three plate squat for reps and 4.5plaet diddy even if it kills me.

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I think you maybe be gay, user

I'm unironically bisexual but I prefer artsy twinks to muscle men and I'm not attracted to nignogs.

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you should suck his dick