Mid Twenties Thread

Imagine being in your mid twenties and still not having your life sorted out lmao

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27 here,. Preparing myself to be a solid mofo in my 30s. Past years of being at the bottom taught me valuable lessons, hope everyone doing good.

Also, semen retentaion is the shit. You shoukd try it fellas.

s-shut up, ok?

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Fair comment.

Mostly it's the breakup though, I thought I'd found her, but she was way over her head in debt and I don't make anywhere near enough to rescue her. Shit sucks man.

>semen retentaion
Is it not the same as no fap?

Yeah I was in that pretty bad over the years. After about a month or two my voice got lower, I have way more energy than before. I'm more in tune with my body, and it's gotten to the point where even if thoughts like that come oh, I have learned to just let them go. Additionally it's become really easy to build muscle and recuperate.

Semen retention means literally no ejaculation. Wasting time for degeneracy only brings you down.

articles say about having orgasm without ejaculation. Never had that before.
Maybe it is impossible to have it for someone without ejaculation.

I got no problem with nofap, but semen retention seems impossible for me, since I always get bi-weekly wet dreams. I need to find a way to get rid of that, I feel really shitty and weak afterwards.

>26
>live in a big house with my friends
>also work with my friends, doesn't pay well but every day is a laugh
>finally over my ex, have a couple of FWBs i can see when i get lonely
>fulfilling hobbies, working towards making a career out of them
>lift every other day, run twice a week, I'm healthier than I've ever been
I don't think I've ever been this satisfied with my life desu,especially thinking of the miserable skinnyfat stoner I used to be

What the fuck man why the divorce?

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23 here
>failing my studies because I'm an idiot who failed one course 3 times while succeeding the others
>could work one year then study one year and get my (non meme) degree
>could study somewhere else and finish in one and a half years
>could just give up entirely
also
>a cute girl I met at a rock show seems to be into me
>I like her too
>she lives 4h away
What do?
My friends and family only give "bee yourself"-tier advice and I'm a turbo autist
At least I'm getting lean since I'm cutting

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27 and doing the same... two kids from a 3.5 year relationship. No woman will ever want me with this kind of baggage, I used to work as a fitness model, now I’m a programmer and my body looks like shit (still better than joe average).

>About to turn 27
>Fumbled my way around at college from 18-20, did poorly
>Joined military
>Got out last year
>Spending a year at community college to remind myself of basic STEM stuff
>Starting again at my old uni in August
I've effectively delayed my life by about 8 years. Fuck me. I wish I could go back in time and slap the shit out of myself.

>tfw 25 in this year

you did the redpilled move.
Listen some Robert Cooper. He can give you a nice heads up with his videos. You will peak at 35 on the sexual market, while thots do on their 25.

>be me 19
>KHV, have friends from uni
>meet girl
>love her
>be with her for 4 years
>move in together in a small town
>get nice job nearby
>slowly lose friends as we all move on
>she leaves me
>lose job
>be 23 with no job, friends, or prospects of getting laid

Hence why I started lifting 4 times a week. I have a new job, just need to move closer to it so I'm not driving 2 hours a day and can be in a city where I can hopefully meet people. Anybody gone from 0 friends to having them at this point in life? How? Tinder seems like a bad shout seeing as I'm like a 6 and have ni pictures of myself at all.

>mid 20s thread
>be me 19
is there anything zoomers can't ruin?

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he's 23 now senpai

I feel for you mang. I got married at 25 and just now realizing just how much of a loser she is.
Women vary so much and want so many different things. Go on Bumble and tinder and see how many single moms are on there. You're improving yourself and that's all they see, pretty much

I've jumped out of uni, would need an another 3,5 years to the already wasted 2 and I had no money to do so. Got a job in a multi, climbing the ladder since ( successfully). Has opportunity to go to 3 other department, Udemy is free and I paid back my lmao 1400$ debt ( eastern europe).

I made the best decision I could.

Whoops. Disregard that, i suck cocks

Mid 20s is nothing but a peanut, my bro's. You'll hit your stride at some point in your late 20s, or even your 30s. If you don't find something meaningful by your 30s Idk what to say.. Confidence builds and gains momentum.
You're transitioning from a careless college kid to an adult right now and you will feel inadequate. Keep on working towards your goals but don't neglect socializing. People will notice your hard work and will talk about you positively if you're competent. Gawd bless.

My sister is having her first child, I'm 26.
>I'm Jow Forums
>I'm on a trial period at my new job
> look good and groom well
>Live on my own with my own car and pet cat.
>Haven't had a gf in four years
>Hobbies are drawing and the Guitar
>Stopped masturbating way too often, do it once a month now
>BMI 24
I like Jesus
Can somebody give me advice on what I can do better, should I go to church this Sunday?

>be 24
>tfw you lift and try to be masculine
>two bi girls who prefer feminine men swipe on you for a threesome
Has anyone on Jow Forums had a FFM threesome before? Is this worth pursuing just to have done it once, even if they aren’t that hot?

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I'm not in debt though, studying is pretty cheap in my country.

>26 in october
>still no hs diploma
>still fat
>still never had a job
>still never had a drivers license
>still a virgin

:')

Socialize. Turn your hobbies into socializing hobbies or get new hobbies.
guitar -> get in a band
drawing -> take group classes, or try exposing or something
It's time to stop living like a teenager doing things by himself in his room

>be me 23
>none of my friends want to get lunch, see a movie, go do an activity
>the only time i socialise and get to talk to people about what's going on at night are in these stupid nightlcubs
>go out drinking 2-3 times a week
>3 day longer benders every week
>if i stop going clubbing i wouldnt see 90% of my friends

I will be 27 in October
I had a degree from local Med Uni in my country
I am not really fat. Just an average with no belly but also no muscles
The only job I had was trying to be a car seller for 5 days last year. Made me realized how much I actually hate to interact with people.
I have my driver license for 4 years but waht's the point if I don't have a car and no practice?
Also a virgin.

Honestly you are not so bad. Even though my achievements could be considered better in the end we are on the same spot.
Don't let it make you feel down user.

30 and /fit. Reminder what whoever shills no fap is most likely coping cuz he cant get pussy

im just glad im not in any debt and no kids, clean criminal record, could be so much worse

28 here starting lifting last year after being a skelly all my life. I think I'm gonna make it
Got a decent job I enjoy and a qt gf of 6 years who I love. Thinking about having kids in the next year or two but I want to be a bit further in my career and make more gains first

>never got the chance to be Jow Forums and enjoy a load of dirty thots
>maybe I can pass on my knowledge to my future son and he can make it

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>It's time to stop living like a teenager doing things by himself in his room
Saved, you hit the nail right on its head for me, time to go outside like an adult.

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Yes but you are still a manchild LARPing as a student. Get your own place and get a real job.

>26
>New job in a few weeks, mid 30s salary
>working through a law degree through open uni
>lifts coming back after a weird year since breaking up with my ex
>Currently on 14 sexual partners.

The great question, settle down soon or continue fucking around into my mid 30s?

>never got the chance to be Jow Forums and enjoy a load of dirty thots

Same. I wish I started lifting at like 16 instead of 23

24
Just started my first adult job after college making 50k starting. Job is so fucking easy but it doesn't fulfill me. Saving up currently to buy first house to start renting out and slowly building my net worth. I'm bad at dieting but still fittest I've ever been. Just not as lean as I'd like.

6'2 185 probably 15% bf or so ugh.
But I can't complain I'm pretty normie tier. Just impatient

24 @ currently 35 partners. I think you eventually stop caring to fuck in all honesty. I actually just stopped caring about women all together unless I'm drunk

Let me tell you straight up I was not ready to be personally attacked today

brb going to the gym

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It's not like porn. Porn gets all the good cuts, they don't show you the awkward maneuvering and boring bits.
The reality is that you only have one penis and one brain. Unless you're an advanced multi-sexer, you cannot pay sufficient attention to two women at once. One of them is going to get less-than-your-best.
>But why can't the women get eachother off while you fuck one
Have you ever laid down a good dicking? Women are functionally braindead when they're being fucked right. Yes, they can engage in all the sub-conscious behaviors like kissing, clawing, and hip-mobility, but they won't have the presence of mind required to fingerbang/eat out their friend.
In a FFM, one F is going to be bored most of the time.

MMF is theoretically different, as women have multiple holes (as opposed to men, who have one penis). Men also don't become retarded mid-intercourse the way women do.
But MMF is within spitting distance of homosex, so be careful.

I'm working on that, as per my post. We design, build and repair audio equipment, which is good work - it's just shit money
>guy says he's happy with his life
>Jow Forums
??

>Turn 24 in 7 days
>Longest relationship last 5 months long (and other than that I've only been in a 1 month relationship)
>Both left me
>Only just started to get Jow Forums now
>No car or license
>Only just managed to hold down a job for more than a year
>Can't find the motivation to study to get into university
>Still have acne at 23

What do?

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You're holding down a job and you're starting to get fit. Now learn to drive, continue progression within that job, meet new people along the way and have a few more girlfriends.

It isn't that deep. Whilst you're doing the above you can take the spare time to understand what motivates you and focus can then be put on that too.

28-year-old here. Feel great.

>27 y.o grill here
>Good career
>Qt 25 y.o boyfriend
>Getting into fitness

What else can I do to delay the wall as much as possible ?

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i turn 30 in july. i'm about 18 pounds overweight. my hair line is shit but it hasn't moved in like 10 years so i guess that's good. i look young for my age, most people guess i'm 24. but my body is shit.

it's not a good feeling.

If you still look good at 27 you have already dodged a few walls. My advice would be stay the fuck out of the sun and avoid alcohol. I'm in Florida and half the 25 year old roasties I see on tinder look 40 because they spent their youth doing a never ending spring break

>delaying the wall
If you're not pregnant by 30, you've objectively failed.
Men do not have complicated standards. There is
>would not fuck
>would fuck, but not marry
>would marry
Being childless at 30 indicates that you belong in category 2, if you stay attractive, but it's a "soft" wall at best.

proper diet, giving birth, exercise, avoiding excess (alcohol, sun etc.) things like that to keep your endocrine system balanced as your hormones play a key role in aging.

That's actually helpful. I really am over complicating things.

Thanks user!

We're all gunna make it brah

Been sick for 2 weeks and missing exercise, finally getting better.
Working a lot more, going up in my career. Fitness is good.
Mental state is a lot better, working to meet people.
Life going well, just trying to meet a girl I like a lot.

27, norwood 2 and increasing, I didn't have much sex yet but I want to fuck thots

25 here. No friends, never had a gf, never had any love or affection, live completely alone with almost no human contact because no job, even thiugh I have a Master's degree in Business.

>Pathetic
>Earning money and sleeping with women
whew lad

Assuming you view this as a negative go get a job and face the world, you're putting yourself in this position. Assuming you view this as a positive, fair enough.

>27
>qt coworker is 24 and basically perfect
>she's marrying a 30 year old chad soon

At least I know its not too late if I can sort my shit out

Doing it isn't pathetic. Every functioning adult puts bread on the table and is sexually active. Making it the first thing you say when you're asked how your life is going is extremely pathetic

>
Assuming you view this as a negative go get a job and face the world, you're putting yourself in this position. Assuming you view this as a positive, fair enough.

I'm trying to find work. Applied for hundreds of entry-level jobs since September but no luck. Fucking sucks.

If you're a functioning adult who earns money and is sexually active, I'm jealous as fuck and so are probably 90% of people here

was she cute?

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She was my mom.

>Try to kiss a qt that I had a crush on last night
>She invites me and a couple of friends out to her house to drink
>Me and her alone,I go in for the move
>"No,no,no user,just frieeeends,was I giving off signals like that?"
AAAAAAAAAHHH FUCK YOU

FUCK MY LIFE WHY????

THE ONE TIME I MAN UP

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>t. dicklet

That's why you should never try. Do you have autism and misread the situation? That's the kind of thing I'm most scared of

28, soon to be 29 here.

Left gf of 2 years, and a close friend for previous 4 two months ago, still can't get over it. She's kinda troubled, a bit depressed, a bit autistic. There was little affection and even less sex for the last 8 months or so, she can also be quite rude. She felt that I was getting distant and asked me not to leave her couple of times. I still feel that haven't done everything I could to make things work and it's eating me up along with the nagging fear that I'll never know anyone that close ever again.

On the other hand I'm going into a masters program in the field I'm very interested in this year, I'm pretty well off financially and I'm making good progress with sports, so I feel like my best years are still ahead of me, when I don't think about the social aspect of it all.

this is a kike post. try again , there is no success without failure, find a different girl a fresh one

I was scared too,but I tought I read the situation well.
Turns out no,fuckkkkk.

I know you have to try to find out,but I would be happier just not knowing

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>MMF is theoretically different, as women have multiple holes (as opposed to men, who have one penis)
>not letting the lezzers peg you

PATHETIC

This is bait. Most women will kiss you even if they aren't interested. You aren't ugly, are you user?

I was kidding about not trying, I promise I'm not a kike

Just start asking girls out on dates like an adult, that way you can avoid awkward situations like this

Unironically 7/10

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What the fuck does dick length have to do with the post
You only have one penis
You cannot put your penis in two girls at once
>inb4 Krogan cock

As being rejected on a date is not awkward

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Trust me lads it wouldn't have made a difference. I started lifting at 17 and had a body far better than anyone I ever came across for the full 3 years I was at uni, still remained a gf-less virgin.

How do you meet new people? I have 0 friends. I tried looking at meetup.com but they're all like 45 year olds and stuff and I'm early 20s. Feels like everybody my age has friends so makes friends through friends but I have none.

ive taken a loan to buy my own place, i have also taken a risk and gotten a new job with stable hours and better pay however it is a summer job with no guarantee i will be allowed to stay after, altough it is a factory job where they always need workers. The alternative is going back to working at mcdonalds. Other than that im just focused on making gains, trying to score and spending my free time with my dog, playing games or relaxing.
I plan to go on a world trip to experience the world before settling down and studying to become a industrial technician for the dairy sector.
22 year old btw.

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Fuck dude that hurts to read. What happened after that? What did you say?

>This is bait. Most women will kiss you even if they aren't interested.

Uhh... no they won't... Where the fuck did you get that idea from? lmfao

>Tfw got married at 18.
B-bros am I gonna be okay?

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My first ever relationship ended 4 months ago (relationship was 4 months too) I've tried to have sex 2 times since then. Both times i'm struggling to get/stay hard.

I'm not sure if its a fear of sexual intamacy, performance anxiety, emotional feelings due to inexperience, or if im not attracted to my partners.

I tend to settle so my partners are 5/10's at best, but it just seems like anybody could be able to at least fuck a 5/10 and i just cant stay hard. Broken dick at 23 lol

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27
> no car, bike everywhere
> sleep on floor at grandma
> Doctor refused to write a letter for passing PFT for army
> Punished for being late to the recruiter station for being at said doctors appointment
> fail a 5 mile run, gassed out from biking and eating before hand
> get laughed at by 18 year olds for being weak
> holding back puke and shit
> recruit is fucking me over for enlistment, lying and doing shady shit
> not sure if I'm ever gettting in the Army

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You’ll be fine as soon as the divorce is settled

been in a similar situation: broke up with gf of 5 years, moved to another town where I didn't know anyone
Lucky thing was, it is a quite huge city, so if you're not a totally autistic you can meet new ppl easily
Moved here 2 years ago, now I have good friends, had a few gfs since

Do you like the girls at all? Forcing yourself to fuck annoying or just boring girls you’re not into is the easiest way to make a healthy dick suddenly not work. Just because some people can separate sex from anything deeper doesn’t mean you can or should.

Pls

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If you’re already doubting it that hard then you had better just nip it in the bud before you spend your ENTIRE 20’s slowing growing to hate life. 18 year olds should not marry they are just children with higher hormone levels.

25 khhv
unemployed, mom's basement dweller
my stem degree the only thing going for me
lucky to be born into family gains are as important as education
pls let me make it dear gods of old

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