If you are a male and your dick is bigger than 5'5 inches hard you CANNOT be a robot and you NEED to leave

If you are a male and your dick is bigger than 5'5 inches hard you CANNOT be a robot and you NEED to leave
If you are a uncircumcised and smaller than average you are in the VIP authentic robot section

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Nobody. is. ever. going. to. see. my. dick.

>Nobody. is. ever. going. to. see. my. dick.
Just be yourself

>he thinks having a circumcised dick is a good thing

I never fucking understood the "i have a small dick and will never get a girl" shit
By the time a girl will get to see your dick, you should be like 30 sec from getting to put it in her.
Or are you guys some kind of weirdos who pull out you dick during the restaurant date?

>penis size bait thread dies
>new one IMMEDIATELY goes up
Don't you have anything better to do?

How big us your dick bro

7 inches erect.
god people talk about dicks too much, I got muted.

Where does the dick meme come from? Do you feel so inferiour for having a small dong that you think woman will not fuck you for something they cannot know?

You do not belong here and you need to leave
Because if you have a big dick you can pleasure a woman thus having a ez pass to losing your virginity
If your dick is small it is physically impossible to have sex

Are you retarded? Unless you are about to fuck and she refuses after seeing your dick you have no reason to believe she won't fuck you because your dick is small. Besides, you are acting like woman know how big it is, say it's an inch bigger and she won't even notice

>"if u uncircumcised"

I smell a mutt who thinks getting foreskin cut off at birth is normal

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A woman knows by instinct if a man has a big penis or not
People who never leave the house would not know such a thing but it's true

I'm unironically 8"x6" and have never been approached by a woman in my life at 26. KHV. Women don't know shit besides baseline facial/body attractiveness. If you aren't good looking/toned you're invisible to most women. Only good looking people dispute this because they literally live in a different reality.

>Being so insecure about your small dick that you cannot aproach woman.

I have had women and escorts walk out of the room because my dick is so small
Even gay men have said its impossible
Please leave this board as you can still use your dick i can't

>Have phimosis
>Want to get circumcised
>Live in the UK so cut or uncut I'll have a weird dick
>Can't get cut without my parents knowing

never said i was a robot
i like it here
you pathetic fucks make me laugh
actually you're not even fucks, you're nofucks
not nofucks given, nofucks gotten
you do give a fuck
a whole lot of fucks
hihinhin

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>are you guys some kind of weirdos who pull out you dick during the restaurant date?
only dickchads can pull this off

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>A woman knows by instinct if a man has a big penis or not
she knows because we chaddicks have the shit eating grin that comes with the dong

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that's because you never used it
otherwize you'd have the grin
being able to hurt a cunt with a simple thrust is awesome
especially because they're trained not to say it's hurting them

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I have 5.5 inches but it looks giant on me because I'm a skinny manlet so everyone thinks its huge when its only 5.5 uncircumcised :L

My dick measures at 7.8 inches
I still don't have either friends nor a gf
Besides, having your foreskin removed by jews is not a good thing OP

It's all about girth stupid
Who cares if you have 6.5 inch pee pee if their walls can't feel a thing?
Where the hell can I buy those male porn star strapons for boys they use? I need one man.

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user, my dick is 6.5 inches. That's not big and it's certainly not enough to please roasties, who think what they see on fucking bangbros is what every man should have. Sorry about your size, man. No girl fantasizes about my dick either.

I'm 6 inches BPEL but 5.5 without BPEL, does that count?

>I've a big dick but never used it
>That's because you never used it

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to be perfectly honest, I'd much rather be uncircumcised even if it significantly lowered my chances with American roasties.

>umcircumcised makes u a robot
get urself circumcised then, bitch, if you don't appreciate your foreskin reeeeeee

Mine is 6 nonbpel and my ex cucked me out of being near 7 inches on the ruler saying it's only 6 because I was pushing it in... Stupid b

desu i'd rather have a small uncut dick than a big cut dick

Tfw 7 x 6.5 circumcised
Feels good. Later incels

>desexualize
wtf is this shit lmao. it's a nice way of saying "you ugly" basically. OP I hope you posted this unironically.

>have dick anxiety like millions of men
>be a virgin past the point of normality
>start blaming dick anxiety
It's only natural

6" NBPEL x 4.5" circumference and I'm mutilated too. I just want to die at this point.

It actually used to be bigger before I went on HRT for three years.

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5'5 isn t enough, i am close to 6 and still had a girl laugh at me cause I have a pencil dick, life is suffereing

>go to club
>girl furiously grinds ass on crotch
>doesn't feel a big bump, thinks pp small, or doesn't feel it at all and think she's unattractive or u gay
Fuck.
>go on a date
>here it comes
>girl kisses while moving her hands around
>taps crotch, grabs, feels pp small, won't escalate
Fuck.
>manage to get girl in fuckmode somehow
>anxiety due to low experience plus small pp shame
>can't even get hard
Fuck.
If you have a small pp you must always compensate with something because you'll never have the confidence or the magnet rod to be a sexual being.
Most dudes with small pps eventually become cucks, small pp humiliation fetishists or faggot n trannies.
Having a small pp should be reason to hand free euthanasia.

>uncircumcised
>can't help it
haha
false flag cope in such a hurry they forget to properly reverse the insecurity
chopping parts off is an option, sticking them back on isn't